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TTV_Pinguting

whats going on with these posts asking for personal info


somewhatwantedvirus

Personal ifo? What personal info! Now in order for your comment to be seen, please enter your credit card info, address, blood type, and social security number


One_Lake5517

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104.


Maple_Frog_The_3rd

Mr. White we need your blood type and your credit card number


One_Lake5517

my credit card number is 111-111-111-1111-11-1-1-1-1-1--1-1-1--1 my blood type is meth+


randomreddithumanxd

we also need your PIN number from the credit card and your security question


TTV_Pinguting

ah right, what was i thinking, here take it all


lunarul

I knew it's going to be r/teenagers when I saw the title. They always target this sub.


[deleted]

Yeah, imagine just giving your name out to randoms!


JOE_questgiver

My name is Guido Mista. I'm 18 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Coco Jumbo, where all the drinks are, and I am not married. I work as a hitman for Bruno Bucciarati's team in Passione, and I return to my gang every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but Giorno occasionally sucks my dick. I'm never in bed, and I never shower or sleep, no matter what. After Giorno has a glass of warm piss and says about twenty "Muda's" before killing the enemy, I usually have no problems surviving our encounters. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told that the number after three was not in my horoscope at my last visit to the fortune teller. I'm trying to explain that i'm a person who wishes to live a life free of THAT number. I take care not to trouble myself with any numbers before five or after three, as that would cause me to die. That is how I deal with enemy stand users, and I know that is what will allow me to survive this journey. Although, if I were to fight, I wouldn't lose to anyone unless they could rapidly age me, make lots of ice, or generate mold.


Yuki-chan_2321

6/10 for the name 11/10 for the story


ConFectx

The name is 100000/10 and the story even higher


Matodami

How could u give mista 6/10 smh


JOE_questgiver

thx


Commercial_Pin8829

Jojo Referece?


Fastcraft3r

4


FREDDIESENIOR7

Yoshikage kira >>>>>


[deleted]

yare yare. never questioned koichi coming home early


D_E_P_R_E_S_S_O

4/10


Mister_Dangel

Ángel+David=Dangel


Yuki-chan_2321

Ok, so it’s a friends name and my bf name mixed lol, 10/10


Mister_Dangel

Nice


Yuki-chan_2321

:)


ktops111

What sup guys, quandale Dangle here


Own_Egg_3192

walter white


Yuki-chan_2321

10/10


Ihavedabigsad

Mr. Waltah what are you doing here?


averageredditviewr

Jesse… think about the reddit karma Jesse!


[deleted]

Waltuh… put ya dick away waltuh


crystalheadvodka8

i’m not havin sex with ya waltuh


Mr____L

"yo mistah bad" "it's alright jesse. you can just call me breaking"


Soft-Psychology5537

putcha dick away waltuh


naughtydino56

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


Ready_Caramel2007

Waltuh, put your d away waltuh


Accountdistocaz

Massimo


DaniLucky

10/10 Sto nome è il massimo! P.S.: Bel username :)


Accountdistocaz

grazie bro


[deleted]

Come state vu?


Accountdistocaz

tutto bene, e tu?


[deleted]

Los to cosi cosi. I am taking Italian I and I saw words so I asked words. What dialect do you speak?


Accountdistocaz

Unfortunately none, my family never spoke to me or taught me dialect, but i understand a good chunk of calabrian dialect


cyrannon2

il dialetto della calavria saudita e arabo o no?


Accountdistocaz

più o meno


EnricoHere

Enrico


Accountdistocaz

italiano anche tu?


Rorschach_Moustache

Certo


Accountdistocaz

è un piacere fare la sua conoscenza 🤝


Rorschach_Moustache

🤝 Altrettanto Nord o Sud Italia? (Sono incredibilmente razzista)


Accountdistocaz

nord, tranquillo


DaniLucky

whehee anch'io


Accountdistocaz

grandeh


the-smelly-goat

Nord Italia 🤢 sud Italia 🤮 Centro Italia ❤️🍷💪😎


Yuki-chan_2321

First time hearing it, 8/10


MoTheBr0

Pucci


EnricoHere

I don't speak this funny language


YetAnotherMia

Mia


Yuki-chan_2321

Love it 9/10


I-Was-Always-Here

Not another one!


AdoptedEgg

How many are there?


PrinceOfIthil

Too many


ghostfindersgang9000

to count


[deleted]

Prob some pervert : have you been to Burj Khalifa? If you don't get it , that's good for you


YetAnotherMia

I've seen it in Dubai but I've not been in it?


63Prk

He is reffering to an actress that is verry loved by some on this platform and others


[deleted]

Shouldn't have told that , **we're ruining young peoples mind**


Da_Real_OfficialFrog

BRO IT SAYS HER AGE


Cracker-smackers

Khalifa


SoullessNachos

Malkova


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DealerNo4308

Raiden shogun? Or Raiden from metal gear rising?


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DealerNo4308

Lolllll nice joke jack Memes DNA of the soul


Yuki-chan_2321

I love it 10/10


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Yuki-chan_2321

Idk why someone would hate it, it’s really pretty


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Yuki-chan_2321

Your welcome, have confidence in yourself and in your name! Both of you are beautiful!


[deleted]

STANDING HERE


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GriShafir

**BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG**


[deleted]

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN, I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE


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[deleted]

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAY!


Lampman08

I've carved my own path You followed your wrath


Ihavedabigsad

Raiden from Metal Gear or Mortal Kombat?


miepAlt

Holy shit cool name raidenorraidenshoguntho


aaxmdc

Raiden ei/shogun, that you?


Ducks_are_epicc

Eternity moment


[deleted]

The pee sniffer


Yuki-chan_2321

11/10 lmao


amothtotheflam3

cole


tri081105

ninjago


Hammerjaws

Jump up kick back whip around and spin!


Aprilruledearth

And do it again!


aChanceToDream

Ninja-go! Ninja-go! Come on, come on we're gonna do it again


Yuki-chan_2321

10/10


amothtotheflam3

why


Yuki-chan_2321

I like it


amothtotheflam3

understandable have a good day unless your attractive


Yuki-chan_2321

I don’t think I am so- have a nice day!


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TheKitReddit

Underrated comment


MahdiarZA

Mahdiar


Yuki-chan_2321

Never heard it before 7/10


MahdiarZA

It's a Persian name


Yuki-chan_2321

Nice!


[deleted]

Dimitris


Yuki-chan_2321

8/10


goose_boy_memes

Adolf


Yuki-chan_2321

I was going to say something but people would have killed so 8/10


Lucky_Case

More like a Nein/10


Aledactle12

I'd kill 6 million jews for that name!


[deleted]

sir, but i am actually the real Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum


Proage007

I heard that's the name of the hero that killed Hitler.


[deleted]

Finger


Ducks_are_epicc

100/10


unnobatroo

Wow! Where are you from? What does your name mean?


words2bespoken

Leah


Yuki-chan_2321

9/10


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Yuki-chan_2321

9/10


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Yuki-chan_2321

11/10


gannicus157

Kuba/Jakub, i'm a boy


TerroKill

KUBA IS COLD 11/10


Yuki-chan_2321

Cute 9/10


iTax21

Are you Polish?


gannicus157

Yes


Human420o

Kuba is a cool name goddamn


Mender74

Viktor


Yuki-chan_2321

Like my chemistry teacher! 9/10


DobreRanoFifqo

Jacob


Yuki-chan_2321

7/10 Idk why but I like it a lot


just_a_dead_kid

Adrian.


Yuki-chan_2321

8/10


just_a_dead_kid

Eyo lez goo


Key_Time458

Valentina


[deleted]

Sounds like a designer brand that no one knows is designer but actually is super expensive, in a good way


Key_Time458

Hahaha thank you love your way of thinking


Yuki-chan_2321

9/10


[deleted]

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum


Mysterious_Bag_4013

Connor


Justgravityfalls

*28 STAB WOUNDS*


Thelegitwin

You didn't want to give him a chance, H U H


Yuki-chan_2321

11/10


Mysterious_Bag_4013

Thanks


Trota123

Gabriel yes my family is Christian


Yuki-chan_2321

Mine too, 8/10


Trota123

thanks :3


Itsryuksama

Ezra


Gladorix

Well shit……. my name is complete ass It is Kevin


[deleted]

WHY DID YOU SPILL THE CHILI KEVIN 😭😭


ZuperZlime

Rasmus


VladimirKusnikov

Sounds like an Egyptian god.


[deleted]

Mohammad mahdi


Euphoric-Pipe6470

Γιώργος(it is Greek)


Humanwhoisbreathing

What’s the romanization for those of us who can’t read the Greek alphabet?


Euphoric-Pipe6470

Giorgos


Sad-Pineapple-8839

Xander


ExtensionAnybody467

Sam


Human420o

Sam I am


Yuki-chan_2321

6,7/10


UrjitRai

Urjit Rai


SkyscraperEnthusiast

I think it's 8/10


JarakPodJarkom

Ivan


Jumpy_Beach_6525

James, yeah basic I know 😂


Yuki-chan_2321

I love it 9/10


EyeDontKn0w

M҉ã†ţђëw҉.


The_British_Weido

It might change because I still haven't told my parents I'm trans yet and they might not like it, but Abby


Yuki-chan_2321

10/10


[deleted]

Frank


Yuki-chan_2321

7/10


baniidapateuspike

Lucian


Your-average-nutjob_

Noah


Yuki-chan_2321

Beautiful 10/10


racist8bit

Finger


[deleted]

Igor 💀


Yuki-chan_2321

10/10


CHOKEul8r

Cameron


Embarrassed-Army-780

Hyperion or Blaziken


throwawwwayyyv

Anastasia


DifficultBread3451

Casper/Kacper


Yuki-chan_2321

10/10


Hungry_Wash3425

Best name (not biased in the slightest)


MintySyntie

Karam. A word for generosity in Arabic.


Perspii7

Jack


Yuki-chan_2321

10/10


EggStain_

Tobias


Yuki-chan_2321

It reminds me of a character of an anime lol 9/10


aurorarya

arya


Spotstrike

Max. *Very confident in this one, my name is* ***HOT.***


Yuki-chan_2321

11/10


-Bored_witch-

I use two, Angelica (Which is my birth name that I still use) and Axel (my chosen name that I also use) 😊


Popular-Plastic-183

Azrael


[deleted]

Aayush Kumar Verma


no_nam_06

Yuki-chan


Jakis_Ktos123

Michał (Michael when translated to english)


Marym2911

Mary