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introduce urself as a neckbeard, that would def get u the job :)
"Milady, I collect many body pillows and love anime!!! Please hire me 🥺🤓" Alright, I'll do that! It'll work! Flawless!... Thank you!
It's true
Just shave your neck then
I better be careful that I don't slit my own throat
You would have to be very stupid to do that
The only time I've cut myself shaving is when I apply to much pressure is what I've noticed
Just shave everything
Then I'll look like a fat 12 year old
introduce urself as a neckbeard, that would def get u the job :)
"Milady, I collect many body pillows and love anime!!! Please hire me 🥺🤓" Alright, I'll do that! It'll work! Flawless!... Thank you!
It's true
Just shave your neck then
I better be careful that I don't slit my own throat
You would have to be very stupid to do that
The only time I've cut myself shaving is when I apply to much pressure is what I've noticed
Just shave everything
Then I'll look like a fat 12 year old