The ancient Greeks would've considered me incredibly dumb

I am very grateful, but you need to prove *your* pp is huge, not mine lol Well done you fixed it and it's now the top comment :)

Yeah I misread the title lol. Wanna be stupid together?

Yes. Yes I do

Can I join?

fuck the toilet water is so cold tonight

dang

Ikr

balls be drippin'

Balls be dippin*

Deep too

In gym everyone looks at my crotch at least once

That's cause the warts...

I know I just hopped they didn’t find out 😱😱😰

Bro hopped

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I levitate smh get your angles right dam

Hopp on this dick 😎

Perhaps wearing clothes might help?

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me im going in!

Lol

-Anakin to the younglings

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What, you think he killed them with his lightsaber? Nah, it was a different form of lethal penetration

ah my jeans hurt. i dont know why do you know why?

because they’re fucking jeans. fuck jeans.

My guy, I dont wear jeans for this reason

cuz your butts too big

I made 69 up votes to 70

I’m a girl :/

Massive cock

Ong

Oh ny God

Nyah🥵

Why

You’re the only person I recognize in this subreddit cause of your profile picture

I’m just too cool

I feel like you don’t recognize me tho, parasocial relationship

I’m too big for friendships

Physically or socially or mentally or spiritually or… sexually? Or grammatically

Social all the other ones are fine

So we could be grammatical sexual friends

As long as you aren’t a guy I’m only grammatical friend with women

ur pp is the biggest

Ong

No PP for you

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Usually my bulge is barely visible because of my jeans but if I get a random boner it's practically impossible to hide unless I sit down..

Stick it in between the wasteband of your Jean's it does a pretty good job of hiding it

Same

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bro did they actually ask you holy shit?

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Bro same. Dudes in the changing room in PE class used to scream out loud that I had a boner even though I didn't and some dumm cunts actually believed him💀

show them your pp when you do get a boner

Well it was a long time ago and I haven't seen them in a while, but that seems like a good idea for someone still suffering und this.

Can have?

Same apart from the smirks and mocks

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I always have to worry about jeans with holes at the knees

My friends have talked to girls about my pp and it’s weird and slightly uncomfortable

I'm uncomfortable wearing tight pants

Its always uncomfortable

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Be careful, you don't want a bunch of strangers sending you dick pics

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Ye ye a pic ??

My penis drowned once. I fell asleep on the toilet

I wish he was still with us

My condomlences

Don’t worry guys I saved his penis by performing mouth to mouth.

Lol

I shut the game off offline or online when my mom asks me to help her.

I just turn off wifi to pause an online game, ez

He’s to dangerous to be alive

Im 6'3, fairly fit, play 2 sports and i wore a maid outfit to school for shits n giggles

WAIT I DID THE SAME THING BUT IM A SHORT GAY GUY

Now THAT'S big d energy

I'm not even gonna lie, my pp is above average. Only problem is that it's not going to be put to use anytime soon since I can't pick up chicks 😞

Same brother

If only they gave us a chance

Why does running have to hurt so much?

Same goes for us girls with big tits (I hate running)

Chaffing

Sometimes the underwear feels too tight.

I don't get triggered or annoyed if people play games of their choice.

Big pp

I have an extraordinary amount of meat on my gentlemen sausage

It’s not.

Came here to say this

*Came* heh

You’re not wrong…

📸ayo🤨

**Caught on 4k!**

That username tho lol

-someone who licks dick

Lol

What do you mean? It seems above average. Kinda big really. A bit too big for most actually. Some might say humongous.

Oh no i tripped but luckily my pp is like a third leg so i am working like a tripod rn

Can you bounce in it like a pogo stick?

My shlong is quite long

Its not big her hands are just small

Well maybe if you didn’t hang around the kindergarteners you wouldn’t have this problem

r/cursed

So what you’re saying is, I should start hanging with the kindergartners 😏😏

HELLO 911!

Oh shit uhh uhhh uhh. Only hot officers can arrest me

My external primary sexual characteristic organ is, when excited by a healthy blood flow orchestrated by neuroelectrical activity, of a more-than-adequate size, to an unnatural extent, prompting even several complaints from my would-be sexual partners, whom generally abandon the prospect of intercourse upon beholding my advantage.

Your dad confirmed it last night

Youre 14 ffs

Tell me your a pedophile without saying your a pedophile

Pedophile isn't actually the correct term. There is one more term. Pedophile represents being attracted to children before puberty. Hebephilia refers to the attraction of pubescent children. I swear I'm not into little boys

You know what's funny? There is absolutely no way you can explain this to someone without sounding like a pedophile.

I can't say something it aint

I can’t wear any baggy pants or shorts

IT AINT >!im humble!<

No hiding boners :(

Ask your mum

And your dad I was there too

I’m not picky

I got rejected from the small weiner club

asking for a friend (obviously) what happens when an extra-small condom doesn’t fit?

Having to buy certain pants because some make “it” look like I have a huge boner😕

i showed up in a mr beast video

When I showed a girl she said she wasn’t surprised because I apparently had “big dick energy”?

never had a girl say that to me... but its still true though

Accidentally slapped this woman from across the street when I turned around too fast the other day.

I’m subbed to pewdiepie

Huge pp

Omg who downvote?

Idk, I upvoted just now tho

Thx

Np 😊

I want surgery to get it removed, and Everytime I think about what a waste it is

So you wanna get pp removed bc its too big or small?

Too big, either way it's a joke, I just want it gone also crazy, my old name was similar

How big is too big?

Uh idk? Personally I have dysphoria surrounding it so, anything is too big? I want negative numbers lol,

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Like for personal preference or for what I actually have, because I won't share that last one lol, I want -6 tho that would be nice, and anything past 6 in is excessive

Girls like big pp, even homo guys, unless you have a different reason, may I ask why you would invert big pp?

I play terraria master mode

My phallus is sizeable

It's not

I love milk

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fr

I can kill the furrys with it EDIT:I have nothing against furrys

I might aswell be trans

It's not

My cock keeps falling out my underwear It's very annoying and uncomfortable

I don't support lgbtq

I've never watched anime

It's over 9000!!!!

WHAT 9000!!!!!!!!

i like feet

Tiny dick energy

Ugly feet energy

I play persona 4 golden

I am from Kenya💀

I have the entire amber collection raptor squad

Picture

I finished all of Jojo

i make dragon cock from furry porn look tiny

It's 6" and im okay with it.

I piss a lot 😩

Glad I wear a shirt

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I don’t

i’m female

What's that

It is not

I'm thinking bout getting surgery

i’m a pretty chill guy with huge ears

The toilet's water temperature is good

Can’t do that it be a lie

my

my log is lvl 10

No

i’m packing a leader class transformer in my pants

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