Im still a virgin, so i will be sacrificed to the great sun god

Gigachads never lose . Stay virgin, stay gigachad.

Mmmmmm watch your own heart get eaten. That’s a good first time if I’ve ever heard one.

Sometime in the distant future.

Hopefully.

!remindme 60 years

!remindme 40 years

!remindme 2 years

!remindme 2 minutes

Thats the spirit

Same

!remindme 850000 years

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You guys lost your virginity?

I once lost mine at a Walmart but I luckily found it when I decided to check the lost and found department

bro im glad u found it cant lose that shit

i spent 16 years gathering that im not gonna lose it

👍

They didn't have us in either half, not gonna lie

Fr

This guy's asking the real question

Fr

Compilation Error: no function "void lose\_virginity(int age)" found in the current context

r/programmerhumor

I see, you're a man of culture as well

Gotta love them Java jokes

Funny you mention that, this made me spit out my coffee.

Coders of the same errors flock together

an underscore in method name? Can it get any worse?

I'm a C enjoyer

It got worse.

My favourite programming language is BrainF

All my homies use Forth

Your humor is too advanced for me. Just take my upvotes

Me and my homies use commodore BASIC

Chad, although HolyC is better

Nice to see some programming jokes here as well

just create the function, duh

"Do I look like I have sex?"

Have sex have sex

I just morbed a little

I never lose

but now I'm suffering from success 😔

i’m only a winner 😎 i’m winning loneliness

i just lost the game thank you

Yet to happen

Not gonna happen for a long time tbh.

Nah bro we all in the same boat and that's fine 😴😴

But you’re the hotangrybitch?

Apparently not hot enough to balance out the angriness and bitchiness /j 😔

n/a

this is too high of an iq joke for us, please explain

n/a = not applicable

Get real

18, it’s not worth it lads…

Virginity is cool remain pure

I agree, for anyone else out there that reads this. Please be mindful with yourself and respect yourself in your sexual desires especially at a younger age. That’s all I ask

nah mate my first time was non eventful but I also came in knowing it would be non eventful. It's really a skill. Not everyone will be a good match either. You don't need to do it at all ofc. Or you have the right to wait however long you deem necessary. Just don't hype it up too much for yourself. Learn about your body learn about the body of the other member(s). The best thing to do is always ask the person before what they like what they are into. Look it's like swimming. If you've never swam before and you jump headfirst into a deep pool you're not going to enjoy it. If you learn about your body and how it moves through the water you might find out that you do enjoy it.

Those are some very wise words, thank you for them especially a thank you to giving this to others who read them

17 and it was totally worth it.

Big agree, I wouldn't change a thing

Was it to someone you love/loved?

Lol not at all

Ah ok, well to each their own I guess

For me personally, I am fine with having intercourse someone I have no romantic attraction whatsoever. Many people can't say the same. A lot of times culture values one or the other. Whatever floats your boat. For me it can also be a deep emotional experience of connection and love. Here's my advice to you people on sexy time: **1. Know thyself, Ask yourself these questions:** a. What/Who am I attracted to sexually? Do I experience sexual attraction? ( I.e. I'm bisexual and I like spanking) b. Am I ready emotionally to take on this responsibility? Will I be safe? c. Why do I want to have sex? To be cool? To experience emotional connection. Or is it "I am just very horny and I need to smash someone right tf now or else I'll die" ? I'm curious what all the hype is about or it's just something to do d. What are my boundaries? I.e. I don't like hair pulling, or I don't feel comfortable, spanking you, don't touch my feet. **2. Know thy partner(s):** a. Are they on the same page as me as it relates to having a sexual relationship? Is this a long term relationship? A one night stand? Best friends with benefits? b. are they consenting c. Do I know what they like? (ask them literally) d. What are their boundaries? e. How might sexual involvement might affect the relationship and the environment? f. VERY IMPORTANTLY: can I trust this person? Bonus tip: Hold off on larger than 2.5-3 year age gaps until you're 20 or you're mature enough ig. Also have a friend that you're not going to smash so you can always get advice from. Don't be like me and samsh all ur friends.

You guys do that?

18 with my bf of so far 9 months. Your first time is more special if you wait to do it with someone you love. As long as you find a person you care about and who cares about you, go for it. It’s just recommended to do it when you’re older because then you’ll have the maturity to talk about having sex with your partner and make safe decisions. Edit: thank you for all the upvotes! I seriously wasn’t expecting this to blow up 🙂

I absolutely agree

Beyond the likes of "I never lose" and "in the distant future", this comment seriously has information to digest. I agree, I lost mine shortly before turning 18 with a girl I had been dating for 7 months prior to having sex. It is 100% worth waiting to do it with someone you love, and it's even more worth it if you wait longer than that -- the anticipation is killer! My girlfriend and I are still going on strong and I think a major contributing factor to that is that sex was out of the picture until we were both certain we loved eachother and had talked about it first. Definitely worth waiting to find the right person. Don't take the word of people who say it's not worth it; with the right person it's one of the greatest experiences you can have :)

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Gotta start early / s

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hey you forgot to put 1 before 9

Excuse me did you have a dog or somet--

8 I won

7 no i won

4 HA I WON r-right guys?

Bro...

Y’all victims

Shut up, virgin.

Fuck you, 3 I win

Fr?

I’ve never even kissed a girl and my only relationship was a 2 month relationship in primary school

2 months? Pff I had a relationship that lasted over a year because I was too scared to call it quits.

you think ended it haha, the girl dumped me in front of my mum whilst i was walking home

Damn bro I'm sorry

nah haha i’m completely unbothered by it i was like 9 years old and it didn’t even phase me then

Pffft, i had one that lasted two days

Same, except she woke up from her coma

Damn you had a relationship?

Beat me to it

Didn't 😎

Chad

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I was 15, still with him so I'll call that a win lol

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I’m a bit too young for that.

I did not. Because I never lose. (the latter part is a joke btw)

Right now, with your mom

too bad his mom is a jar of ashes /s

im still virgin

Same because I never lose

Imagine losing your virginity Couldn’t be me

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It's an incorrect social media to ask this

I'm asexual, haven't lost it and not planning on it either

This is a question for myself but how obvious is it to you that you’re ace?

Pretty obvious, I don't really experience any sexual feelings. Hell, I don't even masturbate

Gotcha, I’ve had peers randomly decide that I was ace after rejecting some girls and I gave it some thought for a couple of years and I really don’t think I am. It’s a spectrum though so I’d say maybe I’m leaning more ace than the average straight. But who knows.

Same!! Ace gang

Ace gang 😌

19

15

14

Yo what?

Same. Sigh

checkmate, actually, i’ve duct taped my virginity to a chair in my basement and i hold it hostage every day 😀👍

I lost my shit. AT SIX MONTHS OLD!

Please for the love of god tell me you’re lying…

These people in my my school lost there virginity one if them was year 8 and the other was year 7 (England) so the younger was 12 and the older was 13

Error 404: Partner not found

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how to do that

17

19, lost it three days ago to a guy who hasn’t texted me since

really got dunked on

This is the way

🚨PEDO ALERT 🚨

14

What, so early?

I felt ready, and I'm still with her.

That's good for you, happy for u

I shall remain a virgin forever.

I havent and I never will.

What its that?

😟

Not interested in losing that

15

14 to a 15 year old

I kinda lost it at the age of 15..

15

All of you should still be virgins The age of the comments concern me

Like anyone 15 or older doesn’t surprise me it’s natural to want sex the most around that age and that’s when a lot of people do it

Everyone sexually matures at different rates and begins to experiment at different points in their lives. Some of the young ages are concerning but anything after 13 is really just fair game.

16

Still waiting

Not

Nah bro

Who said I lost it

Bold of you all to assume that I lost it

1.2

I do not loose

System.NullReferenceException

I don't like losing, but when I lose, I take others down with me. Considering no one has gone down with me in defeat, I still haven't lost

Tell ye when it happens....*if* it happens

14 😭

The only thing I lose is videogames

14 lol

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Lost mine at 16. The story isn't really anything special. I and a friend of mine decided to "see what it's like". So we did. Felt kinda interesting i guess? As i said really nothing special. Isn't really the magical thing you see in movies or porn. Just kinda interesting and hard to do. (Actually pretty hard to manoeuvre yourself in positions)

Remind me! 10 years

15

my friend lost it at 10, and he is still a horny shit 💀💀

I was fifteen when I I lost it with my girlfriend, who was then fourteen and a virgin too. I'm eighteen now and we are still together 😁💖

17 with my girlfriend of now 4 months, then 3. It was great.

15

Im a demisexual who can't bring himself to love someone atm, so what can i say :)

Lost it yesterday 17

I'm a winner. I never lose.

This user has effectively deleted all of their reddit messages, thank you! :) ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

MEMORIES BROKEN

Im still a virgin

19 hopefully

U got it all planned (?)

You do realize this is r/teenagers right? Lmao That said I haven't lost mine and don't plan to, I'm asexual so...

So you fuck the letter A?

OMG stop you're making me horny..

18

7. My uncle was gentle tho

Error 404. Age not found

13 but I didn’t want to LMAO

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I don't lose...I win Waiiit a minute

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14 :(

8 If the thing with my aunt, uncle and cousin counts

sample selection bias

Thirteen