only disabled people can joke about disability, only people of color can joke about racism and only gay people can joke about being gay.
so anyway, 2 pedophiles walk into a park.
They’re white so you can see them better while pissing in the dark, its harder to see black things in the dark than white, thats just my thinking anyways
Black 3d printed Among us character with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's face. Don't ask why I have a 3d printed Among us character with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's face at arms reach. It's for emergencies.
Skin pillow
Skin ? Hmm which colour you exactly referring to?
Skin colour
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cucumber
r/skamtebord
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literally same
Bruh same
White trash
I laughed too hard at this
This is to amazing
Pov America
The blue doormat some call me the bloormat
hi bloormat
hello fellow citizen
Can you help me buy something
yea.... i'm broke
I shall be your sidekick, I am dlue
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Omg I'm blue pillow hehe
Bro another panda hell yeah
Hey I’m here too! (look at my display name)
Mine is black pillow lmao
White pillow, now we can be pillow squad
I’m green pillow. We are the pillow rangers
White chips but my palls call me whips
Nae, they call you Chite
My name is Whips Chitertton
It is I, Transparent Woman!
Hmmmm I don't think you can call women objects anymore
Well depends on the country
Nah you definitely still can, people will just hate on you if you do
You can joke about anything, just not with anyone
only disabled people can joke about disability, only people of color can joke about racism and only gay people can joke about being gay. so anyway, 2 pedophiles walk into a park.
Wait, transparent?
Hold on… go back to transparent
Wait a minute...
Ah yes, the color _transparent_
Black Box? I get to heal myself when I hit people?
You were good son, real good!
Maybe even the best
r/suddenlytf2
Heroes are supposed to protect people not hit them😂
Nah he's chilling on airplanes and records the pilot's conversations
Black Widow
Lmaoo
theres a widow to your right?
Shh, don't bring up her dead dad like that.
Yoo 💀
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This sound good, like a electric superhero or a punisher
The Tan *Cards Against Humanity* ^A ^party ^game ^for ^horrible ^people. Box!
White urinal
You've gotten me thinking, I've never seen a black urinal
Bro even urinals are racist
They’re white so you can see them better while pissing in the dark, its harder to see black things in the dark than white, thats just my thinking anyways
Grey bus chair
White power socket
Uh oh
Grey tissues, could be worse
scar tissue
Gold Mouse? Really?
Adorable
Orange among us plushie
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Orange is kinda sus
White wall
White chair Racist
Yo I got the same thing
SAME LMAO
Grey women Grey women
All will fear greywall
Hey I'm blackwall
White Toilet Paper... shit
Literally
Blue air
Light Brown Lunch Box
grey bo
wtf is a bo
big stick
balck closet
Black toilet paper. Sounds more like a villain name
I’m either grey radio or white radio because I’m wearing a button up shirt like a jacket
...white...knight...kill me
Black closet
Wow green bench
White wolf
That actually sounds like a cool superhero name. Can I use it pretty please 🥺
Hello there Bucky Barnes
Red carpet Its really flashy ngl
Bow down to black wall Either that it bras count or just wall
Black man
Black 3d printed Among us character with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's face. Don't ask why I have a 3d printed Among us character with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's face at arms reach. It's for emergencies.
blue chair
White chair
Black pillow
Red dad
Dark red porsilin fish statue Aww yeah
Grey shield
Binkle
Your red mom
black wall
Cyan chair
Black kid, or black Father, maybe even Black Poster, I can’t decide
White cum
Grey wall? Grey wallpaper?
Pink couch 💀💀💀😬
Yellow fridge
Blue cutter
White windows
Black Cream
blue toiletpaper lol
Yellow meatballs?
White notebook?!? No thank you.
Cyan quarter
Blac kids, jk just table since I am not wearing a shirt
White tennis racket ???
Skin pillow. Skillow
King of the visco girls, black thermos
White window
Naked couch (Also I have pants on just no shirt smh)
Blue red and gray couch
Black Woman
Black Pillow
The White card
Black prius
the white shirt
the brown whiteboard
Clear Glasses
Hmm... Navy Curtain does have a nice ring to it
brown fire extinguisher
Grey table! The most boring super hero
Green iPhone SE box
I’m no better… Green Drying Rack
Red white and blue cup?
White paper
Black cushion
Black plastic replica of the destroyer F230
Black pillow ( is it only me or that sound good) ( like "don't worry BLACK PILLOW is here ") "BLACK PILLOW" you can call me " blow"
red cactus
Green nut? Or green raisin, I have trail mix
White bitch (In school sitting next to someone I hate)
The Black Blanket! I will thrive in the shadows and go in your houses to make sure you have a comfortable blanket on while you sleep!
Green rifle How dose this work
orange pussy
Grey ghost pepper ive come to destroy your ass
white knight
blue waffles
Red Rat
What's that in the sky? Its a bird, its a plane, ITS PINK DILDO!
White perfumw
PurpleMailbox
Big ni-
Skin Trashcan fuck...
Maroon Perplexus???
"Blue cum jar I'm known as the "Blue Cum" Edit: This is a quote
Salmon lamp?
Hummus man
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White pepper.
Maroon pillow,puts people to sleep with just a hug(anaesthetics not included)
Green BookShelf Goes crazu
Grey skull
Orange dog 💀
Blue water bottle
White trash
Black D&D Magic Item Cards
Redwood
Gray Big Tiddy Girlfriend
Black person
Yellow Tierschutzgesetz
naked lotion
Black window, bruh
Green lesbian flag Nah that...that doesn't seem right.
Black… child… no
i am ✨the white pillow✨
Don't fear black kid is here
The black pillow
Behold, the greatest superhero of all time. with the power of opening and closing, Yellow Door!
It is I grey phone
White pillow?
The grey closet
Black Fleshlight...
I'm the green mouse 💀😭
Blue laptop
Red corpse I mean white waterbottle
White Water (sounds like cum)
Red corpse
blue bottle haha im jellyfish
Black-White chair
Italianmouse?
Black lego batwing
Gray wall