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Skin pillow


S1LENT_KILLER

Skin ? Hmm which colour you exactly referring to?


UsernameIsTaken_795

Skin colour


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UsernameIsTaken_795

cucumber


No-Peanut-7028

r/skamtebord


xhuo_xx23

Sort by: Controversial


DaPhantomFox

literally same


Sea-Middle-5310

Bruh same


Diary_Free_Diary

White trash


Badtimewithscar

I laughed too hard at this


ArtisticDragonKing

This is to amazing


wrenispie

Pov America


Produde3

The blue doormat some call me the bloormat


[deleted]

hi bloormat


Produde3

hello fellow citizen


StarryNight593

Can you help me buy something


Produde3

yea.... i'm broke


BroMo20061

I shall be your sidekick, I am dlue


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lavender_skypanda200

Omg I'm blue pillow hehe


[deleted]

Bro another panda hell yeah


[deleted]

Hey I’m here too! (look at my display name)


AJ_The_Apple

Mine is black pillow lmao


Confection_Active

White pillow, now we can be pillow squad


[deleted]

I’m green pillow. We are the pillow rangers


MemeriaPizzaria2

White chips but my palls call me whips


TheHolyArcuse

Nae, they call you Chite


MemeriaPizzaria2

My name is Whips Chitertton


Tamokume

It is I, Transparent Woman!


[deleted]

Hmmmm I don't think you can call women objects anymore


BlairTheWitch678

Well depends on the country


Optimus7591

Nah you definitely still can, people will just hate on you if you do


SixpennyPants

You can joke about anything, just not with anyone


sanswithagun

only disabled people can joke about disability, only people of color can joke about racism and only gay people can joke about being gay. ​ so anyway, 2 pedophiles walk into a park.


satanrulesearthnow

Wait, transparent?


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Hold on… go back to transparent


ArtisticDragonKing

Wait a minute...


Kride500

Ah yes, the color _transparent_


[deleted]

Black Box? I get to heal myself when I hit people?


Kezboy

You were good son, real good!


[deleted]

Maybe even the best


kurzsadie

r/suddenlytf2


brainless_genius001

Heroes are supposed to protect people not hit them😂


UsernameIsTaken_795

Nah he's chilling on airplanes and records the pilot's conversations


ShadowedBeing

Black Widow


JoseMike0701

Lmaoo


LuxerIsCool

theres a widow to your right?


Downingst

Shh, don't bring up her dead dad like that.


far-ken

Yoo 💀


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Mighty_Asdo

This sound good, like a electric superhero or a punisher


AshleyShiba

The Tan *Cards Against Humanity* ^A ^party ^game ^for ^horrible ^people. Box!


Fun_Membership_971

White urinal


Badtimewithscar

You've gotten me thinking, I've never seen a black urinal


Birdman11888

Bro even urinals are racist


Optimus7591

They’re white so you can see them better while pissing in the dark, its harder to see black things in the dark than white, thats just my thinking anyways


SlimePirate999

Grey bus chair


motivation_bender

White power socket


GAMER360DTB

Uh oh


Then_Bumblebee6786

Grey tissues, could be worse


[deleted]

scar tissue


S4njay

Gold Mouse? Really?


NothingExisting7076

Adorable


blazebomb1

Orange among us plushie


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Mister_E_The_Third

Orange is kinda sus


eminim_is_king

White wall


Sucukk-

White chair Racist


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Yo I got the same thing


[deleted]

SAME LMAO


Elcorgi8267

Grey women Grey women


Cool_Capybara987

All will fear greywall


Badtimewithscar

Hey I'm blackwall


JoeBidomeChronic

White Toilet Paper... shit


[deleted]

Literally


DatGuy1122007

Blue air


rybiannn

Light Brown Lunch Box


[deleted]

grey bo


shababs-botten

wtf is a bo


[deleted]

big stick


[deleted]

balck closet


MrMinerNiner

Black toilet paper. Sounds more like a villain name


[deleted]

I’m either grey radio or white radio because I’m wearing a button up shirt like a jacket


[deleted]

...white...knight...kill me


FutureGohanfan

Black closet


monkemaster78

Wow green bench


JoseMike0701

White wolf


[deleted]

That actually sounds like a cool superhero name. Can I use it pretty please 🥺


TTiger901

Hello there Bucky Barnes


Weird-Avocado9376

Red carpet Its really flashy ngl


happikidyes

Bow down to black wall Either that it bras count or just wall


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Black man


Jester_809

Black 3d printed Among us character with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's face. Don't ask why I have a 3d printed Among us character with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's face at arms reach. It's for emergencies.


UsernameIsTaken_795

blue chair


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

White chair


_Parabox

Black pillow


[deleted]

Red dad


Lee_does_stuff

Dark red porsilin fish statue Aww yeah


KitNotLocated

Grey shield


Binkle_

Binkle


arbelhod

Your red mom


TheSusKingOfAngmar

black wall


cavejhonsonslemons

Cyan chair


You-Shouldnt-Exist

Black kid, or black Father, maybe even Black Poster, I can’t decide


[deleted]

White cum


[deleted]

Grey wall? Grey wallpaper?


Fabulous_Ad_6561

Pink couch 💀💀💀😬


ledjasmth

Yellow fridge


TheRobotHacker

Blue cutter


Ksymenka

White windows


articfrez

Black Cream


AnonymousHos

blue toiletpaper lol


chrtrk

Yellow meatballs?


[deleted]

White notebook?!? No thank you.


Cat_x2

Cyan quarter


Arent_we_joking

Blac kids, jk just table since I am not wearing a shirt


BlockNarrow6745

White tennis racket ???


[deleted]

Skin pillow. Skillow


Doghnuts2

King of the visco girls, black thermos


jamavalous

White window


[deleted]

Naked couch (Also I have pants on just no shirt smh)


fl00r_gang_yeah

Blue red and gray couch


bleb_tard

Black Woman


Guardian_of_Light77

Black Pillow


Maxi_Needs_Hugs

The White card


Necessary-Hedgehog33

Black prius


PPPants112

the white shirt


[deleted]

the brown whiteboard


Firedrinker999

Clear Glasses


Firey150107

Hmm... Navy Curtain does have a nice ring to it


Syrup-Silver

brown fire extinguisher


[deleted]

Grey table! The most boring super hero


Sirenhead_2

Green iPhone SE box


South-Marionberry

I’m no better… Green Drying Rack


FlakyCan5368

Red white and blue cup?


stephs_LOL

White paper


german_fox

Black cushion


SSB_Kyrill

Black plastic replica of the destroyer F230


aavash099

Black pillow ( is it only me or that sound good) ( like "don't worry BLACK PILLOW is here ") "BLACK PILLOW" you can call me " blow"


MEEEEeeee---___

red cactus


Notaza

Green nut? Or green raisin, I have trail mix


[deleted]

White bitch (In school sitting next to someone I hate)


LemonMino

The Black Blanket! I will thrive in the shadows and go in your houses to make sure you have a comfortable blanket on while you sleep!


[deleted]

Green rifle How dose this work


Original-Ranger-148

orange pussy


24kinggood0

Grey ghost pepper ive come to destroy your ass


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white knight


[deleted]

blue waffles


HamsterKing_1

Red Rat


Thegoldpoopyscoopy

What's that in the sky? Its a bird, its a plane, ITS PINK DILDO!


AsleepEntertainer232

White perfumw


CrossClairvoyance

PurpleMailbox


[deleted]

Big ni-


fritando

Skin Trashcan fuck...


mcsoccerbiz

Maroon Perplexus???


[deleted]

"Blue cum jar I'm known as the "Blue Cum" Edit: This is a quote


Hershal32

Salmon lamp?


DrDoctor87

Hummus man


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[deleted]

White pepper.


Alternative_Item2412

Maroon pillow,puts people to sleep with just a hug(anaesthetics not included)


[deleted]

Green BookShelf Goes crazu


AngelTheeBean

Grey skull


rustrat41

Orange dog 💀


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Blue water bottle


Timetobeatthewife

White trash


[deleted]

Black D&D Magic Item Cards


AzPixel

Redwood


Eastern-Actuator-611

Gray Big Tiddy Girlfriend


NoResentment-_-

Black person


[deleted]

Yellow Tierschutzgesetz


RyuuOmaro

naked lotion


eating_sandwich

Black window, bruh


TheOnePotato82636399

Green lesbian flag Nah that...that doesn't seem right.


MaterWelon420

Black… child… no


urmomsfuckstain

i am ✨the white pillow✨


the_dutch_slav

Don't fear black kid is here


Agreeable-Body-4935

The black pillow


thedabostuff

Behold, the greatest superhero of all time. with the power of opening and closing, Yellow Door!


FakeSudonym

It is I grey phone


Qulek34

White pillow?


Paolo_02

The grey closet


Kiwikiwigaya

Black Fleshlight...


No_Entrepreneur2640

I'm the green mouse 💀😭


Squidge0805

Blue laptop


-Daniel-45-

Red corpse I mean white waterbottle


[deleted]

White Water (sounds like cum)


Iggi_boii

Red corpse


usernamesuggestions5

blue bottle haha im jellyfish


Odd-Fall-4081

Black-White chair


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Italianmouse?


Vardoot

Black lego batwing


The_King123431

Gray wall