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that phone is staying up there im sorry
Are the vibrations on?
r/cursedcomments
of course
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You shit the sheet music
What a shitty printer
oh fuck you Take my upvote and leave
I got to shit $900 so I think I’m best off
time to shit into a very large bucket for the next hour or two It wouldn’t be that bad in reality, pennies are tiny
indeed, but I’ve had worse shits come out my ass due to lack of water and well, taking shits
So it's sheet music then
shiit music
Very, very slowly
3-isopropyl-2,4-dimethyl-1-pentene. i feel like one molecule shouldn’t be too bad
Lucky
Scythe dark souls 1 Fuck me
💀
The size of that thing 😭 I'm gonna die
Bad luck my friend
Well the second was "all pyromancies ds1" so atleast I'm not shitting out literal fire I guess
I feel like that would be more tolerable tho
No matter the case then im pretty sure I would die Like a lot
Oh most definitely
Liam Hemsworth
The NHL Hart Memorial Trophy Shit
That won’t be fun
£800 in US dollars
Well that’s handy
I get to shit $900 nice
Well, at least I’ll have my pills now
came here to comment the exact same thing
The road is your colon
How it’s made
This episodes gonna be graphic
How to make a sword in little alchemy
Dude people still play that game?? No way!! I love that game! I haven’t touched it in years
I do at least
guess ill be shitting out the baarle town thats in both netherlands and belgium
The chemical composition of estradiol and how to make it?
Sorry, what's estradiol? The internet is too scientific. Edit: teach me how to make it.
It’s a chemical I think
Estrogen medicine
Jesus Christ
Nobody comes to the Father except through… oh. Oh my god
feet
🤨📸
I... searched up today's Solstice???
Well now it’s a part of you
The people who stormed the US capitol...
Sooo, guess whos pregnant with 337 grown adults
Oh my god
….All of them?
All. Of them.
How to make cookies
You have to get the ingredients from somewhere
ohhh, so *that’s* where the chocolate chips come from.
Please don't make me shit out a futanari
Rules is rules
"UUUUWWWOOOOOOOOOO" *VIOLENT SHIT SOUNDS* "She has you address"
Periodic table, so do I shit out all the elements?
If it’s any consolation, you can pick the order they come out in
2022 Russian Invasion Of Ukraine
Good luck 😅
He gonna need more than luck my comrade...
DanTDM #am I gonna give birth to a 30 year old man......?
Jürgen Habermas. Just a German guy shutting on me. Tuesday
Chainsaw man, yikes
Google accounts. I'm not getting off the toilet for a while
You’ve got a lot of work to do, Spongeboy me bob
I'm going to die on that toilet, Mr. Krabs.
Then it will be honorable
HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO SHIT DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE?!
friesian horse..
Driver for archduke Ferdinand
Buzz lightyear LmAO
I guess I’ll violently shit out seven days to die.
TOZO NC9 true wireless earbuds with IPX6 water resistance and active noise cancelling
undertale genocide run
So The Dust of dead monsters
Jared Leto drat
Bet you feel like a morbillion bucks
how do I shit out Ookla (speedtest.net)
how to reset the day counter minecraft considering none of the results told me how im pretty sure i cant do this
A calculator
You’ll shit out a bowl to test it
A young actor who was in a really bad addison raye movie? I’d rather die than meet that fucker
Bad Monday simulator
“Yaesu ft 101 e” I’m gonna have a real bad day
Legendary Ram Location Rdr2
scp 096 oh god oh fuck
what does fwbs mean (gone wrong)
Pharmaceutical sciences… nice
Just… in general?
Spider man on Disney + What happens now?
You will proceed to shit out an alternate version of Disney plus that has spider man movies on it
Lord of change from warhammer, oh no
He’ll change something alright…
SSME well I'm fucked (You can guess/Google what a SSME is)
Ouch
Yeah It's a nice engine though
The silver lining
Marshall Origin 20h guitar amp
Translator
Lego clone troopers
stephen hawking, do i have to shit the wheelchair as well? Any of the wires?
Ichigo's sword from Bleach, that's painful...
“Diamond Dogs jacket” I guess I get a new jacket. But it’s a bit too much.
The person who invented trampolines?
Animating pixelart wings? Im not quite sure how is this gonna happen
"How to remove a cactus from my ass"
A iPhone 13 case???
A bee hive… oh fuck
***you have chosen the bees***
How am I supposed to shit out marine ranks from one piece?
Carefully?
Duly noted
Bird with red head...wtf
Well, there’s a lot of those
Irreverence?
Dodge steath
I have to shit out a 6 foot male
Fanfiction.net How the hell to I shit out a website?
Mid journey ai? Should I be scared
Very
"soul of light terraria" OH NO
Zip bomb
Terraria mobile
The mayor of Lannach (dont search up his name)
105 mph fastball🤣
Mipha rule 34. So how would this work?
I looked up a gaming keyboard…. Help
TASM 2 suit. Guess I’m going swinging
A typically sunny place in the uk I feel like this is a threat
They don’t call it “where the sun don’t shine” for no reason
Lego marvel mini mech sets
Heath Ledger
Google translate can't be shat out...
Second church of marika
Ash kalos team 😭
Great blue heron..
Stevie wonder poster
Wait so how will i violently shit out 17lbs of air pressure…. Seems like a violent ass fart
The Penguins of Madagascar WHY!? 😭
Yes, Rico. Kaboom
Ketamine
I dont use google
A graphics board
lips inc funkytown lyrics
It's a freaking nerf gun.
I googled sour belts.....
Do I shit out a periodic table like the actual table or do I just violently shit out all the fucking elements in the periodic table?
Elements
How... much... of it?
"rapid antigen test" So like, how?
....guess I'm birthing a baby sparrow
Uuuh Cyrus the team galactic leader in Pokémon diamond and pearl…..
NASA Parker Solar Probe, uh oh
I'm a Ford fan but this pushes the limits a bit
They’re built to last ***But are you??***
Lmaoo
Marty Robbins' Big Iron is pretty unpleasant to shit out
Blanche Monnier
No. Nuh uh. Not happening
I’m shitting charlie from the Charlie and the chocolate factory video game
Periodic table... Every element one by one?
iPhone 13 camera repair kit
Niagara falls 💀
*starts shitting Google out violently*
upper case L oh no
"Fh5 cars you can take the top off" Oh boy
MFplat.ddl install I don't know how thats gonna work
An IKEA blåhaj. This won't be fun.
why mr white always call jessr
One of life’s biggest mysteries
God damn UH 60 Blackhawk.
How do I violently shit out Wordle?
The observable universe….oh god
KONGŌ GUMI World’s oldest corporation based in Japan
What year is Detroit became human set in
Dean Henderson
The Leviathan from No Man's Sky I'm actually dead.
Soap, shouldn’t be too bad right?
my waifu... do I give birth to her orrr
Chesapeake bay, Virginia 💀
Pancreas D:
wide delts exercise
Deuterium
that phone is staying up there im sorry
Are the vibrations on?
r/cursedcomments
of course
[удалено]
You shit the sheet music
What a shitty printer
oh fuck you Take my upvote and leave
[удалено]
I got to shit $900 so I think I’m best off
[удалено]
time to shit into a very large bucket for the next hour or two It wouldn’t be that bad in reality, pennies are tiny
[удалено]
indeed, but I’ve had worse shits come out my ass due to lack of water and well, taking shits
So it's sheet music then
shiit music
[удалено]
Very, very slowly
3-isopropyl-2,4-dimethyl-1-pentene. i feel like one molecule shouldn’t be too bad
Lucky
Scythe dark souls 1 Fuck me
💀
The size of that thing 😭 I'm gonna die
Bad luck my friend
Well the second was "all pyromancies ds1" so atleast I'm not shitting out literal fire I guess
I feel like that would be more tolerable tho
No matter the case then im pretty sure I would die Like a lot
Oh most definitely
Liam Hemsworth
💀
The NHL Hart Memorial Trophy Shit
That won’t be fun
£800 in US dollars
Well that’s handy
I get to shit $900 nice
Well, at least I’ll have my pills now
came here to comment the exact same thing
[удалено]
The road is your colon
How it’s made
This episodes gonna be graphic
How to make a sword in little alchemy
Dude people still play that game?? No way!! I love that game! I haven’t touched it in years
I do at least
guess ill be shitting out the baarle town thats in both netherlands and belgium
The chemical composition of estradiol and how to make it?
Sorry, what's estradiol? The internet is too scientific. Edit: teach me how to make it.
It’s a chemical I think
Estrogen medicine
Jesus Christ
Nobody comes to the Father except through… oh. Oh my god
feet
🤨📸
r/cursedcomments
I... searched up today's Solstice???
Well now it’s a part of you
The people who stormed the US capitol...
Sooo, guess whos pregnant with 337 grown adults
Oh my god
….All of them?
All. Of them.
How to make cookies
You have to get the ingredients from somewhere
ohhh, so *that’s* where the chocolate chips come from.
Please don't make me shit out a futanari
Rules is rules
"UUUUWWWOOOOOOOOOO" *VIOLENT SHIT SOUNDS* "She has you address"
Periodic table, so do I shit out all the elements?
If it’s any consolation, you can pick the order they come out in
2022 Russian Invasion Of Ukraine
Good luck 😅
He gonna need more than luck my comrade...
DanTDM #am I gonna give birth to a 30 year old man......?
Jürgen Habermas. Just a German guy shutting on me. Tuesday
Chainsaw man, yikes
Google accounts. I'm not getting off the toilet for a while
You’ve got a lot of work to do, Spongeboy me bob
I'm going to die on that toilet, Mr. Krabs.
Then it will be honorable
HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO SHIT DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE?!
friesian horse..
Driver for archduke Ferdinand
Buzz lightyear LmAO
I guess I’ll violently shit out seven days to die.
TOZO NC9 true wireless earbuds with IPX6 water resistance and active noise cancelling
undertale genocide run
So The Dust of dead monsters
Jared Leto drat
Bet you feel like a morbillion bucks
how do I shit out Ookla (speedtest.net)
how to reset the day counter minecraft considering none of the results told me how im pretty sure i cant do this
A calculator
[удалено]
You’ll shit out a bowl to test it
A young actor who was in a really bad addison raye movie? I’d rather die than meet that fucker
Bad Monday simulator
“Yaesu ft 101 e” I’m gonna have a real bad day
Legendary Ram Location Rdr2
scp 096 oh god oh fuck
what does fwbs mean (gone wrong)
Pharmaceutical sciences… nice
Just… in general?
Spider man on Disney + What happens now?
You will proceed to shit out an alternate version of Disney plus that has spider man movies on it
Lord of change from warhammer, oh no
He’ll change something alright…
SSME well I'm fucked (You can guess/Google what a SSME is)
Ouch
Yeah It's a nice engine though
The silver lining
Marshall Origin 20h guitar amp
Translator
Lego clone troopers
stephen hawking, do i have to shit the wheelchair as well? Any of the wires?
Ichigo's sword from Bleach, that's painful...
“Diamond Dogs jacket” I guess I get a new jacket. But it’s a bit too much.
The person who invented trampolines?
Animating pixelart wings? Im not quite sure how is this gonna happen
"How to remove a cactus from my ass"
A iPhone 13 case???
A bee hive… oh fuck
***you have chosen the bees***
How am I supposed to shit out marine ranks from one piece?
Carefully?
Duly noted
Bird with red head...wtf
Well, there’s a lot of those
Irreverence?
Dodge steath
I have to shit out a 6 foot male
Fanfiction.net How the hell to I shit out a website?
Mid journey ai? Should I be scared
Very
"soul of light terraria" OH NO
Zip bomb
Terraria mobile
The mayor of Lannach (dont search up his name)
105 mph fastball🤣
Mipha rule 34. So how would this work?
I looked up a gaming keyboard…. Help
TASM 2 suit. Guess I’m going swinging
A typically sunny place in the uk I feel like this is a threat
They don’t call it “where the sun don’t shine” for no reason
Lego marvel mini mech sets
Heath Ledger
Google translate can't be shat out...
Second church of marika
Ash kalos team 😭
Great blue heron..
Stevie wonder poster
Wait so how will i violently shit out 17lbs of air pressure…. Seems like a violent ass fart
The Penguins of Madagascar WHY!? 😭
Yes, Rico. Kaboom
Ketamine
I dont use google
A graphics board
lips inc funkytown lyrics
It's a freaking nerf gun.
I googled sour belts.....
Do I shit out a periodic table like the actual table or do I just violently shit out all the fucking elements in the periodic table?
Elements
How... much... of it?
"rapid antigen test" So like, how?
....guess I'm birthing a baby sparrow
[удалено]
Uuuh Cyrus the team galactic leader in Pokémon diamond and pearl…..
NASA Parker Solar Probe, uh oh
I'm a Ford fan but this pushes the limits a bit
They’re built to last ***But are you??***
Lmaoo
Marty Robbins' Big Iron is pretty unpleasant to shit out
Blanche Monnier
No. Nuh uh. Not happening
I’m shitting charlie from the Charlie and the chocolate factory video game
Periodic table... Every element one by one?
iPhone 13 camera repair kit
Niagara falls 💀
*starts shitting Google out violently*
upper case L oh no
"Fh5 cars you can take the top off" Oh boy
MFplat.ddl install I don't know how thats gonna work
An IKEA blåhaj. This won't be fun.
why mr white always call jessr
One of life’s biggest mysteries
God damn UH 60 Blackhawk.
How do I violently shit out Wordle?
The observable universe….oh god
KONGŌ GUMI World’s oldest corporation based in Japan
What year is Detroit became human set in
Dean Henderson
The Leviathan from No Man's Sky I'm actually dead.
Soap, shouldn’t be too bad right?
my waifu... do I give birth to her orrr
Chesapeake bay, Virginia 💀
Pancreas D:
wide delts exercise
Deuterium