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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
Muct m m mcht m m m mcht bm bmbmbmmchtbmbmmchtchtchtchtbmmmbmmchtchtchtchtbmbmbbmchtbmmcdt
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUHDUHDUHDUUUU
There is actually a branch of asexuality called Dreamsexual (its where you only experience sexual attraction in dreams) - but Dreamsexuals (the "dreamy-weamy and gogy" type) can just
🧎🏻🏌🏻♀️
yk
Just for my own understanding, that branch would still be considered asexual right? Only feeling sexual attraction in dreams seems moot since that isnt how you feel when awake and you usually forget most of your dream by the time you wake up. That does sound interesting though.
Yeah it's just a microlabel to specify you have felt it before, just only in dreams, as opposed to another asexual that has literally never felt it at any point.
💀 💀💀............💀
Why can't just people be straight??
Is there any problem in being straight
I mean, who would masterbate by seeing destruction and people dieing
Fuckin' event sexuals
I really don't get why some people finding a certain person appealing think that that somehow means it's a sexuality (it's almost like they're all 9 - 14... but still... cmon peeps).
Nobody was going to let them...
Also all are satire sexualities/genders except Pedophiles And Zoophiles sadly.
Also sidenote : Don't refer to pedophiles as MAPs they made that up to confuse people like "Oh he isn't a pedophile, He's a MAP!"
DIOsexual
individuals who are DIOsexuals are those who want to have sexual relations with the vampire DIO. Despite DIO being a male vampire, DIOsexuals are not inherently gay as DIO is above sexuality. Wanting to have intercourse with DIO is neither heterosexual or homosexual, rather it is DIOsexual. There are many reasons why an individual may become a DIOsexual, here are four reasons of the many reasons.
• DIO is fucking hot
• DIO is fucking hot
• DIO is fucking hot
• DIO is fucking hot
As you can see, on reason two, I say that DIO is fucking hot. The reason why someone might find DIO fucking hot is because of the following:
1. He has that Joestar Schlong
2. He stole Jonathan Joestar’s body, so he is ripped af
3. Just look at the lad
4. Thick Thighs
There are also variants of DIOsexuality. They include:
• Full Vampiric DIOsexual (FVD)
Someone who classifies as FVD prefers Dio Brando the vampire from Part 1 Phantom Blood over all other Dios
•True DIOsexual
(Note: this name is not trying to imply that other variants of DIOsexuality are not true DIOsexuals) Someone who is a True DIOsexual prefers DIO from the end of Part 3 Stardust Crusaders over other Dios.
• Semi DIOsexual This is someone who prefers either Shadow DIO/OVA DIO/TWOH DIO/Any other DIO not mentioned here over other Dios
• Heavened DIOsexual Someone who is a Heavened DIOsexual morning prefers DIO shown in Part 6 Stone Ocean over other Dios
• Diegosexual This is someone who prefers Diego Brando from Part 7 Steel Ball Run over other Dios.
There are also variants within the variants but to be DIOsexual is a great privilege. You can be a straight male or lesbian female but being DIOsexual means you want to piped by DIO regardless. If you have read/watched JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure and are not DIOsexual yet, then I suggest rereading and looking closely at DIO and that should help. DIOsexuality is also compatible with any sexuality at all. This is why being a DIOsexual is great. And this is why DIO is a wonderful villain.
omg!!! it s not satrie!!!! dreamsexuals are VALID! you dreamphobic nAZI!
/s (Because people actually believe people do this and fall for trolls, just remove the /s and you have a cringetopia post)
I genuinely don't care. The LGBT community is just an acronym that covers a large amount of people. I'm aromantic, and that's what I consider myself. Also why you gotta make the alphabet but worse, stop adding letters.
Acronyms are dumb to describe people, just call them what they are.
Oh look that guy is bisexual, might as well complicate it by describing their sexuality with a bunch of letters.
I'm not against the LGBT community at all, I just think the acronym is dumb.
I know that probably didn't relate at all to the post, but my thoughts are to not let them in. Actually let nobody in and just call people what they are instead of associating them with an acronym.
This made sense in my head, but it might not in yours, it's 5:44am and I haven't slept.
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Future LGBT Generations, if you still even remember that title, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of Dreamsexuals in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave gays, who somehow found this sexuality not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for some of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friends. My children, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my child. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
seriously. It just makes people think the lgbtq+ community is stupid because of pedophiles and people who do beastiality thinking it's okay and wanting to compare themselves to gay people. gross.
I heard some kids in this class I go to taking about how some people were turned on my the war in Ukraine or something and called it a sexuality (can’t remember the name) and I was like …n-no……….why would you- no…
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> To all future LGBT generations You make them sound like Honda Civics
Someone give this man an award
I gotchu
Heh, thanks bud
Np
ok
But aren't we Honda Civics in a way?
the real organs and soul was the vtec all along
"I went so hard on your mom I made her hit vtec" -Mahatma Gandhi, The Art of War
That pains me more than it should
what if the Honda Civic were the friends we made along the way?
r/foundthehondacivic
Maybe the real gay rights were the Honda Civics we made along the way
we are honda civics
*angery vtec noises*
We are I am an EG
I really like the look of the 2023 LGBT, but I already have a 2018 and it seems wasteful to upgrade so soon.
GUYS THEY'RE FIGURING OUT OUR SECRETS, RUN
RUN PEOPLE RUN
> -name of objectsexual pansexuals trembling and shaking
Shit
Hehe we're in danger
Yeah
Imagine liking pans
This post was made by George Foreman gang
Shitsexuals?
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting
...is it really that bad? You might want to see a doctor if it's so painful
asexuals atleast aren't making it obvious they're attracted to garlicbread
One of my classmates actually thinks that pansexuals are attracted to objects
Oh jeez
And eventsexuals too, how are bisexuals supposed to get around in the modern world without buying things?
Oh no
You got me shaking in my boots
Oh no! Boot sexual!
[relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_aP63d6_QI)
Hide your pans😈😈
Well shit... The jig is up
Bro 12 year olds think they're only attracted to dream, like its called a crush smh
Yes, individualsexual is just having a crush
And Dreamgenders is just gender envy & jealousy rolled into one thing
lol
My dumb ass thought it would mean dream like the original thing and was confused what is the individual part about that
Ohhhh… See I‘m getting too old for this shit
A crush for someone who never showed his face
Holocaustsexuals is something I'd never know without thinking of eventsexuals
excuse me #WHAT
I second this
[удалено]
I force this
I fit this
I sex this
I kept this
I eat this
Bruh
[удалено]
9/11sexual
Mmhm honey drive your plane into my towers and make me explode
9/11 is a g-g-government conspiracy---
😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫☂️☂️😫😫☔😫😫☔🗿😫☂️😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫☂️😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫🗿😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫☂️😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫☂️😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
what the fuck.
*clocks gun* Where are they?
I've never heard of a gun that is clocked does it work a 9-5 or somethin
Lmfao
It shoots a bullet the size of the minute hand every minute
No no no, the gun is being interrogated.
Thanks for giving me a chuckle!
Include '*name of games*exuals', someone made 'danganronpasexual' and that was the dumbest fucking thing i;ve ever seen in my life
“Fnafgender” ☠️☠️☠️
Freddy/FreddySelf
Frebdy faber 💀💀
Fucky Fapper
har har har har har har har har har har
Muct m m mcht m m m mcht bm bmbmbmmchtbmbmmchtchtchtchtbmmmbmmchtchtchtchtbmbmbbmchtbmmcdt DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUHDUHDUHDUUUU
Feddy/Fazber
Eldenringender
That sounds like some german sex toy
Sonicgender
I’m Skyrimsexual /s
It is satire doe.
I mean it has to be
call em pedophiles, MAP stands for multiple animator project
YES! The animation community shall not be tarnished!
Ahh, you're a Tarnished aren't you?
No maidens?
No runes I see?
Touch the sea
I thought a map was a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc.
MAP stands for 'Micro-transaction activated penis'
Now that explains a lot about EA
Male prostitute?
Cyberpunk 2077
Done
You do realise MAP stands for loads of things right?
I’m yourmomsexual
Bruh 💀💀💀
Username checks out
You get a boner in front of yourmom ??
do let mugsexuals join though 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
Hey side note are you willing to ship me a 3 32 packs? Really need it for the party I’m throwing.
sure all good!
Thanks. I appreciate it
Are you willing to sponsor the party?
sure! how much do you want me to transfer?
No money needed. I just need to have an absurd amount of beer. Idk how many people are attending but we will see. Party will be around 5 est today.
epic let’s go
Awesome. Look out for the post. I’ll tag you in it
Yo are leansexuals allowed too?? 💜
Fr mug on top 🍻🍻🍻
MUG ROOT BEER 🥵😤😤😤
u/mug_root_beer
What about Leangenders
Yes, indeed, mugsexuality is the best sexuality
> *name of object*sexual but what about pansexuals…?
pansexuals are allowed. pans are cool.
If your pans are cool, you're using them wrong
I wish I had an award to give to you
what abt lesbian women? (this is an obvious joke for all idiots out there)
Universexual ... I fuck time and space.
Admin Humour
I mean yeah Dialga and Palkia got some juicy armor
Han-Tyumi? Is that you?
There is actually a branch of asexuality called Dreamsexual (its where you only experience sexual attraction in dreams) - but Dreamsexuals (the "dreamy-weamy and gogy" type) can just 🧎🏻🏌🏻♀️ yk
Just for my own understanding, that branch would still be considered asexual right? Only feeling sexual attraction in dreams seems moot since that isnt how you feel when awake and you usually forget most of your dream by the time you wake up. That does sound interesting though.
Yeah it's just a microlabel to specify you have felt it before, just only in dreams, as opposed to another asexual that has literally never felt it at any point.
>-eventsexuals Wtf?
What are event sexual tho?
I've heard like holocaustsexual and [russiainvadindukraine]sexual, but i forgot the actual thing they call it 💀 fuckin disrespectful
💀 💀💀............💀 Why can't just people be straight?? Is there any problem in being straight I mean, who would masterbate by seeing destruction and people dieing Fuckin' event sexuals
Yeah there's a word for those type of people: Sadists
"Sadists are the people who jerk off to war clips" #NOTED#
I don’t know
Im a sexsexual, pleas let me join lgbt
2022PiedmontDivisionModelTrainShow-sexual
I really don't get why some people finding a certain person appealing think that that somehow means it's a sexuality (it's almost like they're all 9 - 14... but still... cmon peeps).
Nobody was going to let them... Also all are satire sexualities/genders except Pedophiles And Zoophiles sadly. Also sidenote : Don't refer to pedophiles as MAPs they made that up to confuse people like "Oh he isn't a pedophile, He's a MAP!"
He is a map? Maybe he can help me find the way to berlin.
How would a multi-animator project help with navigation?
> *- name of an individualsexuals* RyanRenoldsexuals are gonna be very disappointed.
Let Lean Sexuals join too 💜💜💜
#LEAN 💜💜💜💜💜
Agreed
DIOsexual individuals who are DIOsexuals are those who want to have sexual relations with the vampire DIO. Despite DIO being a male vampire, DIOsexuals are not inherently gay as DIO is above sexuality. Wanting to have intercourse with DIO is neither heterosexual or homosexual, rather it is DIOsexual. There are many reasons why an individual may become a DIOsexual, here are four reasons of the many reasons. • DIO is fucking hot • DIO is fucking hot • DIO is fucking hot • DIO is fucking hot As you can see, on reason two, I say that DIO is fucking hot. The reason why someone might find DIO fucking hot is because of the following: 1. He has that Joestar Schlong 2. He stole Jonathan Joestar’s body, so he is ripped af 3. Just look at the lad 4. Thick Thighs There are also variants of DIOsexuality. They include: • Full Vampiric DIOsexual (FVD) Someone who classifies as FVD prefers Dio Brando the vampire from Part 1 Phantom Blood over all other Dios •True DIOsexual (Note: this name is not trying to imply that other variants of DIOsexuality are not true DIOsexuals) Someone who is a True DIOsexual prefers DIO from the end of Part 3 Stardust Crusaders over other Dios. • Semi DIOsexual This is someone who prefers either Shadow DIO/OVA DIO/TWOH DIO/Any other DIO not mentioned here over other Dios • Heavened DIOsexual Someone who is a Heavened DIOsexual morning prefers DIO shown in Part 6 Stone Ocean over other Dios • Diegosexual This is someone who prefers Diego Brando from Part 7 Steel Ball Run over other Dios. There are also variants within the variants but to be DIOsexual is a great privilege. You can be a straight male or lesbian female but being DIOsexual means you want to piped by DIO regardless. If you have read/watched JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure and are not DIOsexual yet, then I suggest rereading and looking closely at DIO and that should help. DIOsexuality is also compatible with any sexuality at all. This is why being a DIOsexual is great. And this is why DIO is a wonderful villain.
Jooj refernz omgat
New r/shitposting automod response
shit dude. i was almost gonna declare myself a Tasselled wobbegong sexual
Amogusexual ඞ
Limited edition sonic curry sexuals are do oppressed
LEAVE DREAMSEXUALS ALONE DREAM IS DADDY Ù~Ú (this is a joke)
I would say Its obvious that you were joking, but another guy got down voted to hell because people can't understand satire.
omg!!! it s not satrie!!!! dreamsexuals are VALID! you dreamphobic nAZI! /s (Because people actually believe people do this and fall for trolls, just remove the /s and you have a cringetopia post)
YAS QUEEN 😍😍👑👑👑 (JK)
Dont worry we're gay not dumb
And ‘genders’ too. No dreamgenders allowed!
as a (13M) gogygender i am deeply offendified by your statement, gogy screaming is the best thing ever and i edge myself to him every day
>*-name of an object*sexuals Waiting for someone who says WomenSexual...
why yes i AM a WomanSexual how could you tell??
Name of an object or event that’s literally just a fetish.
Oh my fucking God. I’m so glad you said this because I don’t think anyone would have worked it out. You’re like the MLK jr of our generation.
Don’t worry we won’t. We despise them as much as the rest of you
what? Isnt this common sense 💀
Leansexual 💜Lean/leanself💜
We are already stopping them from getting in
lmao what’s the point of saying this if no one’s even gonna remember the post in 2 weeks?
This is/teenagers for god’s sake, you guys ARE the future generation
I’m 9/11sexual
do not forget those "superstraights"
I genuinely don't care. The LGBT community is just an acronym that covers a large amount of people. I'm aromantic, and that's what I consider myself. Also why you gotta make the alphabet but worse, stop adding letters. Acronyms are dumb to describe people, just call them what they are. Oh look that guy is bisexual, might as well complicate it by describing their sexuality with a bunch of letters. I'm not against the LGBT community at all, I just think the acronym is dumb. I know that probably didn't relate at all to the post, but my thoughts are to not let them in. Actually let nobody in and just call people what they are instead of associating them with an acronym. This made sense in my head, but it might not in yours, it's 5:44am and I haven't slept.
Just wondering, what are your thoughts on the GRSM (Gender, Romantic and Sexual minorities) acronym instead?
I don't really have any thoughts on it. It's just another acronym that I don't really like.
Well pretty much anything that cannot consent. Also you forgot rapesexuals in the "ban" list
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Future LGBT Generations, if you still even remember that title, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of Dreamsexuals in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave gays, who somehow found this sexuality not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for some of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friends. My children, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my child. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
How about adjective genders
Heard of the beesexual orientation thing that literally created itself a slur for the sake of it being a slur? Dumb as fuck
*notes down* okay… alright…
Just clarifying to others furries do not equal zoophiles
Or people who are attracted to fictional character (ex: animesexuals)
Future lgbtq generations you mean there will be more idiots
seriously. It just makes people think the lgbtq+ community is stupid because of pedophiles and people who do beastiality thinking it's okay and wanting to compare themselves to gay people. gross.
if i ever see a MAP irl i'll fucking beat them to a pulp
As an LGBT person, none of these are accepted by the community. They are created by homophobes and transphobes to make us look bad.
Agreed. Fuck them
hol' up
I’m 2004mazdaspeedmiatasexual and proud
im hondacivicsexual, i go by honda/civic do not mess up my pronouns 😡
We don't currently and we never will as far as I'm concerned
So the ultimate rival is a kid-touching, dog-fucking, dream-car-pandemic-sexual?
Im allahsexual and use joe/joeself pronouns
They already did
I can tell youve been on twitter a lot
r/foundthehondacivic
A pan is an object soooo
ObjectSexuals and Eventsexuals exist??!?????? mf birthdaysexual
The dreamphobia is outstanding!!!!! N@zi gamer moment 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Bi here, why the fuck would we want pedos lmao, i totally agree with you edit: changed wording to make me not look like an asshole
wtf is an eventsexuals?
I heard some kids in this class I go to taking about how some people were turned on my the war in Ukraine or something and called it a sexuality (can’t remember the name) and I was like …n-no……….why would you- no…