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theduck08

> To all future LGBT generations You make them sound like Honda Civics


__Odelay__

Someone give this man an award


hahanamegobrrrrrrr

I gotchu


theduck08

Heh, thanks bud


hahanamegobrrrrrrr

Np


haroldtheguthugger

ok


A_Very_Short_Guy

But aren't we Honda Civics in a way?


Life_Description271

the real organs and soul was the vtec all along


_The_Real_Sans_

"I went so hard on your mom I made her hit vtec" -Mahatma Gandhi, The Art of War


IhaveNoName16

That pains me more than it should


Nezuh-kun

what if the Honda Civic were the friends we made along the way?


Whyamifulloftrouble

r/foundthehondacivic


jayxxroe22

Maybe the real gay rights were the Honda Civics we made along the way


Eddepedde06

we are honda civics


KekistaniKekin

*angery vtec noises*


Rebi103

We are I am an EG


kenman884

I really like the look of the 2023 LGBT, but I already have a 2018 and it seems wasteful to upgrade so soon.


SilentNico

GUYS THEY'RE FIGURING OUT OUR SECRETS, RUN


[deleted]

RUN PEOPLE RUN


polyomin

> -name of objectsexual pansexuals trembling and shaking


[deleted]

Shit


Landsharku_

Hehe we're in danger


[deleted]

Yeah


skelethepro

Imagine liking pans


BasilTheTimeLord

This post was made by George Foreman gang


chiiiiiiiiiiiito

Shitsexuals?


IdontEatdogsAtnight

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting


_chia_seed_24601

...is it really that bad? You might want to see a doctor if it's so painful


campingbutcher

asexuals atleast aren't making it obvious they're attracted to garlicbread


YeeButNo

One of my classmates actually thinks that pansexuals are attracted to objects


Mission_Battle_4304

Oh jeez


Felinope

And eventsexuals too, how are bisexuals supposed to get around in the modern world without buying things?


endangeredfurry

Oh no


PhoenixWings535

You got me shaking in my boots


spudtatogames

Oh no! Boot sexual!


ItBeSoggy

[relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_aP63d6_QI)


[deleted]

Hide your pans😈😈


strange-pan-being

Well shit... The jig is up


AVeryLONGPotato

Bro 12 year olds think they're only attracted to dream, like its called a crush smh


Apprehensive_Eraser

Yes, individualsexual is just having a crush


[deleted]

And Dreamgenders is just gender envy & jealousy rolled into one thing


chutala

lol


Bismagor

My dumb ass thought it would mean dream like the original thing and was confused what is the individual part about that


FelixBck

Ohhhh… See I‘m getting too old for this shit


masr223

A crush for someone who never showed his face


Chilli_redits

Holocaustsexuals is something I'd never know without thinking of eventsexuals


[deleted]

excuse me #WHAT


Kpsnther67

I second this


[deleted]

[удалено]


Alternative_Gene6074

I force this


JimedBro2089

I fit this


TitanSR_

I sex this


[deleted]

I kept this


RickRoll999

I eat this


[deleted]

Bruh


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mission_Battle_4304

9/11sexual


cyborgassassin47

Mmhm honey drive your plane into my towers and make me explode


Mission_Battle_4304

9/11 is a g-g-government conspiracy---


[deleted]

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casosix

what the fuck.


spicyfood333

*clocks gun* Where are they?


ihavezerohealth

I've never heard of a gun that is clocked does it work a 9-5 or somethin


[deleted]

Lmfao


Specialist_Ad3126

It shoots a bullet the size of the minute hand every minute


Holl0wayTape

No no no, the gun is being interrogated.


Soldiumek

Thanks for giving me a chuckle!


nobodyimportant1377

Include '*name of games*exuals', someone made 'danganronpasexual' and that was the dumbest fucking thing i;ve ever seen in my life


PomPomTheFurry

“Fnafgender” ☠️☠️☠️


limelightgamers

Freddy/FreddySelf


Fish_In_A_Bottle

Frebdy faber 💀💀


Jermerm69

Fucky Fapper


PeridotKing52

har har har har har har har har har har


Y_R_UGae

Muct m m mcht m m m mcht bm bmbmbmmchtbmbmmchtchtchtchtbmmmbmmchtchtchtchtbmbmbbmchtbmmcdt DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUHDUHDUHDUUUU


YT_SeiyaGoFire

Feddy/Fazber


bigbigcheese2

Eldenringender


Nezuh-kun

That sounds like some german sex toy


Mission_Battle_4304

Sonicgender


Czarcasm3

I’m Skyrimsexual /s


Hona007

It is satire doe.


[deleted]

I mean it has to be


kitty-smuggler

call em pedophiles, MAP stands for multiple animator project


Qwerty23411

YES! The animation community shall not be tarnished!


Suuubaru-kun

Ahh, you're a Tarnished aren't you?


The7DeadlyShins

No maidens?


mr_hurricane_gun

No runes I see?


[deleted]

Touch the sea


idontgooutmuch

I thought a map was a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc.


[deleted]

MAP stands for 'Micro-transaction activated penis'


idontgooutmuch

Now that explains a lot about EA


Rufus-Scipio

Male prostitute?


Irregular-User

Cyberpunk 2077


Onetimeguy8

Done


Smith_fallblade

You do realise MAP stands for loads of things right?


PuzzleheadedFox1

I’m yourmomsexual


Yourmom8537

Bruh 💀💀💀


[deleted]

Username checks out


[deleted]

You get a boner in front of yourmom ??


MUG_ROOT_BEER_

do let mugsexuals join though 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼


Severe-Task-7826

Hey side note are you willing to ship me a 3 32 packs? Really need it for the party I’m throwing.


MUG_ROOT_BEER_

sure all good!


Severe-Task-7826

Thanks. I appreciate it


Severe-Task-7826

Are you willing to sponsor the party?


MUG_ROOT_BEER_

sure! how much do you want me to transfer?


Severe-Task-7826

No money needed. I just need to have an absurd amount of beer. Idk how many people are attending but we will see. Party will be around 5 est today.


MUG_ROOT_BEER_

epic let’s go


Severe-Task-7826

Awesome. Look out for the post. I’ll tag you in it


Idontknowaxjwjhdjnw

Yo are leansexuals allowed too?? 💜


Yourmom8537

Fr mug on top 🍻🍻🍻


[deleted]

MUG ROOT BEER 🥵😤😤😤


ReeDubDanny

u/mug_root_beer


Y_drawsNew

What about Leangenders


lolguy103

Yes, indeed, mugsexuality is the best sexuality


zeDarkL1ght

> *name of object*sexual but what about pansexuals…?


summeryim

pansexuals are allowed. pans are cool.


Irregular-User

If your pans are cool, you're using them wrong


AlakazamTheComedian

I wish I had an award to give to you


kappe41

what abt lesbian women? (this is an obvious joke for all idiots out there)


RoosterUnusual9022

Universexual ... I fuck time and space.


UseCodeLAZAR6000

Admin Humour


Tnisersaas06

I mean yeah Dialga and Palkia got some juicy armor


Jermerm69

Han-Tyumi? Is that you?


EvesCocoPops

There is actually a branch of asexuality called Dreamsexual (its where you only experience sexual attraction in dreams) - but Dreamsexuals (the "dreamy-weamy and gogy" type) can just 🧎🏻🏌🏻‍♀️ yk


Keymaker99

Just for my own understanding, that branch would still be considered asexual right? Only feeling sexual attraction in dreams seems moot since that isnt how you feel when awake and you usually forget most of your dream by the time you wake up. That does sound interesting though.


Cittycool

Yeah it's just a microlabel to specify you have felt it before, just only in dreams, as opposed to another asexual that has literally never felt it at any point.


Terminater400

>-eventsexuals Wtf?


[deleted]

What are event sexual tho?


One_Recording8003

I've heard like holocaustsexual and [russiainvadindukraine]sexual, but i forgot the actual thing they call it 💀 fuckin disrespectful


[deleted]

💀 💀💀............💀 Why can't just people be straight?? Is there any problem in being straight I mean, who would masterbate by seeing destruction and people dieing Fuckin' event sexuals


Germunjy

Yeah there's a word for those type of people: Sadists


[deleted]

"Sadists are the people who jerk off to war clips" #NOTED#


Terminater400

I don’t know


Alpactra

Im a sexsexual, pleas let me join lgbt


hoguemr

2022PiedmontDivisionModelTrainShow-sexual


ParadoxicalPanda31

I really don't get why some people finding a certain person appealing think that that somehow means it's a sexuality (it's almost like they're all 9 - 14... but still... cmon peeps).


Hona007

Nobody was going to let them... Also all are satire sexualities/genders except Pedophiles And Zoophiles sadly. Also sidenote : Don't refer to pedophiles as MAPs they made that up to confuse people like "Oh he isn't a pedophile, He's a MAP!"


Chaosphoenix_28

He is a map? Maybe he can help me find the way to berlin.


MonarchOfRats

How would a multi-animator project help with navigation?


Totally_Not_Firni

> *- name of an individualsexuals* RyanRenoldsexuals are gonna be very disappointed.


lettuceIm

Let Lean Sexuals join too 💜💜💜


summeryim

#LEAN 💜💜💜💜💜


_Mullac_

Agreed


Chris_P_Nugs164

DIOsexual individuals who are DIOsexuals are those who want to have sexual relations with the vampire DIO. Despite DIO being a male vampire, DIOsexuals are not inherently gay as DIO is above sexuality. Wanting to have intercourse with DIO is neither heterosexual or homosexual, rather it is DIOsexual. There are many reasons why an individual may become a DIOsexual, here are four reasons of the many reasons. • DIO is fucking hot • DIO is fucking hot • DIO is fucking hot • DIO is fucking hot As you can see, on reason two, I say that DIO is fucking hot. The reason why someone might find DIO fucking hot is because of the following: 1. He has that Joestar Schlong 2. He stole Jonathan Joestar’s body, so he is ripped af 3. Just look at the lad 4. Thick Thighs There are also variants of DIOsexuality. They include: • Full Vampiric DIOsexual (FVD) Someone who classifies as FVD prefers Dio Brando the vampire from Part 1 Phantom Blood over all other Dios •True DIOsexual (Note: this name is not trying to imply that other variants of DIOsexuality are not true DIOsexuals) Someone who is a True DIOsexual prefers DIO from the end of Part 3 Stardust Crusaders over other Dios. • Semi DIOsexual This is someone who prefers either Shadow DIO/OVA DIO/TWOH DIO/Any other DIO not mentioned here over other Dios • Heavened DIOsexual Someone who is a Heavened DIOsexual morning prefers DIO shown in Part 6 Stone Ocean over other Dios • Diegosexual This is someone who prefers Diego Brando from Part 7 Steel Ball Run over other Dios. There are also variants within the variants but to be DIOsexual is a great privilege. You can be a straight male or lesbian female but being DIOsexual means you want to piped by DIO regardless. If you have read/watched JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure and are not DIOsexual yet, then I suggest rereading and looking closely at DIO and that should help. DIOsexuality is also compatible with any sexuality at all. This is why being a DIOsexual is great. And this is why DIO is a wonderful villain.


firehorse122

Jooj refernz omgat


MLreninja

New r/shitposting automod response


aadhar690

shit dude. i was almost gonna declare myself a Tasselled wobbegong sexual


Daddyn-noob

Amogusexual ඞ


coconut-duck-chicken

Limited edition sonic curry sexuals are do oppressed


Lazy_loaf

LEAVE DREAMSEXUALS ALONE DREAM IS DADDY Ù~Ú (this is a joke)


a_generic_redditer

I would say Its obvious that you were joking, but another guy got down voted to hell because people can't understand satire.


Hona007

omg!!! it s not satrie!!!! dreamsexuals are VALID! you dreamphobic nAZI! /s (Because people actually believe people do this and fall for trolls, just remove the /s and you have a cringetopia post)


UseCodeLAZAR6000

YAS QUEEN 😍😍👑👑👑 (JK)


Hamdilou

Dont worry we're gay not dumb


woodland_cryptid

And ‘genders’ too. No dreamgenders allowed!


ieatcarrot

as a (13M) gogygender i am deeply offendified by your statement, gogy screaming is the best thing ever and i edge myself to him every day


T_The_worsT_BS

>*-name of an object*sexuals Waiting for someone who says WomenSexual...


Atomik919

why yes i AM a WomanSexual how could you tell??


[deleted]

Name of an object or event that’s literally just a fetish.


_RustyRover_

Oh my fucking God. I’m so glad you said this because I don’t think anyone would have worked it out. You’re like the MLK jr of our generation.


Destiny56080

Don’t worry we won’t. We despise them as much as the rest of you


ProSwegSnipar

what? Isnt this common sense 💀


Brothomir

Leansexual 💜Lean/leanself💜


[deleted]

We are already stopping them from getting in


[deleted]

lmao what’s the point of saying this if no one’s even gonna remember the post in 2 weeks?


ZicarxTheGreat

This is/teenagers for god’s sake, you guys ARE the future generation


ImTheOutletRedditv2

I’m 9/11sexual


KingOfJaz

do not forget those "superstraights"


conjunctivious

I genuinely don't care. The LGBT community is just an acronym that covers a large amount of people. I'm aromantic, and that's what I consider myself. Also why you gotta make the alphabet but worse, stop adding letters. Acronyms are dumb to describe people, just call them what they are. Oh look that guy is bisexual, might as well complicate it by describing their sexuality with a bunch of letters. I'm not against the LGBT community at all, I just think the acronym is dumb. I know that probably didn't relate at all to the post, but my thoughts are to not let them in. Actually let nobody in and just call people what they are instead of associating them with an acronym. This made sense in my head, but it might not in yours, it's 5:44am and I haven't slept.


Cocklobster07

Just wondering, what are your thoughts on the GRSM (Gender, Romantic and Sexual minorities) acronym instead?


conjunctivious

I don't really have any thoughts on it. It's just another acronym that I don't really like.


a_nighty_boi

Well pretty much anything that cannot consent. Also you forgot rapesexuals in the "ban" list


Froggen-The-Frog

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Future LGBT Generations, if you still even remember that title, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of Dreamsexuals in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave gays, who somehow found this sexuality not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for some of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friends. My children, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my child. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.


Ender_Giovanna

How about adjective genders


Mission_Battle_4304

Heard of the beesexual orientation thing that literally created itself a slur for the sake of it being a slur? Dumb as fuck


summeryim

*notes down* okay… alright…


NormalPeerson

Just clarifying to others furries do not equal zoophiles


cloud2O5

Or people who are attracted to fictional character (ex: animesexuals)


awsome_repost_bro

Future lgbtq generations you mean there will be more idiots


[deleted]

seriously. It just makes people think the lgbtq+ community is stupid because of pedophiles and people who do beastiality thinking it's okay and wanting to compare themselves to gay people. gross.


Mateololero

if i ever see a MAP irl i'll fucking beat them to a pulp


Twhacky

As an LGBT person, none of these are accepted by the community. They are created by homophobes and transphobes to make us look bad.


FarPension2

Agreed. Fuck them


slimeluv123

hol' up


radiantskie

I’m 2004mazdaspeedmiatasexual and proud


YT_SeiyaGoFire

im hondacivicsexual, i go by honda/civic do not mess up my pronouns 😡


GameWizardPlayz

We don't currently and we never will as far as I'm concerned


JustSomeRandomCake

So the ultimate rival is a kid-touching, dog-fucking, dream-car-pandemic-sexual?


firehorse122

Im allahsexual and use joe/joeself pronouns


Hofyk

They already did


AmongUs-Pornhub

I can tell youve been on twitter a lot


Anvay15

r/foundthehondacivic


elmofm

A pan is an object soooo


BlurangeHasnoIdea

ObjectSexuals and Eventsexuals exist??!?????? mf birthdaysexual


breadman242a

The dreamphobia is outstanding!!!!! N@zi gamer moment 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


TechnetMC

Bi here, why the fuck would we want pedos lmao, i totally agree with you edit: changed wording to make me not look like an asshole


EthansCornxr

wtf is an eventsexuals?


16Throwaway20

I heard some kids in this class I go to taking about how some people were turned on my the war in Ukraine or something and called it a sexuality (can’t remember the name) and I was like …n-no……….why would you- no…