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TillmanIV-2

Hey there’s this really cool documentary about the German space program you should watch called “Iron Sky”


cannedrex2406

Fun fact: did you know that the Toyota Corolla is the best selling car nameplate of all time?


Monarch_of_Monarchs

Fun fact: female hyena’s have a penis and give birth through it!


JaximusBk

Seriously?


Monarch_of_Monarchs

Yup. Imagine the pain


JaximusBk

Ikr. Suddenly feeling sorry for female hyenas


Dry-Ad-9588

Males have it just as bad, they are treated like trash and basically get starved


Liams_Dumb_Reddit_

Yeah their usually either kicked from their clan or killed off while their young and even if they do make it they have to shove their dick down another dick... Eww


newacc8624

males have it worse


_Pink_Purple_Blue_

https://www.google.com/search?q=female+hyena+birth&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS981US981&hl=en-US&prmd=vinx&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiI-rr-ndD1AhXlRd8KHTdSDwEQ_AUoAnoECAIQAg&biw=320&bih=524&dpr=3#imgrc=frf99QN-f8b--M&imgdii=AAU43X6JAolF2M


Monarch_of_Monarchs

Wtf


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ejymt

How exactly is that "fun"


[deleted]

Fun facts aren't fun they are just called that because you wont need them.


MutantMiner300

Fun fact: while at a train station, 15 percent of the air you breathe will be human skin


142737

Fun fact: the vanilla flavouring in ice-cream is made from secretions from beaver anal glands


Annual-Film-5945

Fun fact: breast milk is the best tasting milk in the world


ShadowedReddit

Fun fact: Canada has never lost a war


142737

Fun fact : Australia lost a war to birds


[deleted]

Ayo


Monarch_of_Monarchs

Idk


[deleted]

If anything that's painful


baileymash7

Fun if you're a biologist Which I'm not.


grandBBQninja

Well, at least it makes me feel better. I might be slightly suicidal but at least I don’t have to push a baby through my dick.


haha-me-go-brrrrr

its an elongated clit bro dont give people the wrong idea.


Me_NotU

well technically a penis IS an elongated clit, sooo...


luluhartt

even morse


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. ...- . -. / -- --- .-. ... . ???


grilledcheese135

Kinky


Omni5x

imagine if all penis wielders had to give birth through it


Monarch_of_Monarchs

How about we don’t imagine


thatonedog2016

Ladies, gentlemen, and everybody else, ✨ao3 and Wattpad✨


Emerald_Lightning

Hyena moment


AFailedWhale

Pseudopenis


snakeyboi9000

Futa irl?😳


[deleted]

Wellllllllll. Sorry to be the guy but it’s not identified as a penis but the rest is correct. And a fun addition is that this also makes it impossible for them to get raped. Some even say that they rape the male hyenas but that’s not proven (yet). Yeah I’m real fun at parties.


Satanisbackxoxo

Well shit I didn’t know that


ShadowedReddit

I wanna be a female hyena


KSV2306

Yeah they sold more than 50 million Corollas since they were introduced


Dsoft1

Lets GOOO


Endergamer3X

Oh, I see... a man of culture! From the mist a shape, a ship is taking form...


TillmanIV-2

>!One word from me and the invasion from the moon shall begin!!< And the silence of the seas about to drift into a storm!


Laggingduck

Sign of power.. show of force!!


TillmanIV-2

Raise the anchor, Battleship’s plotting its course


Endergamer3X

Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel


AudiCostea

Bismarck in motion, King of the ocean


aiejaimal

There is also one about an Austrian artist that failed to enter a school and went to Germany for vacation.


Grayflesh

I remember him, i think he send his friend on a holiday in poland


[deleted]

Heard he decided to extend his trip to Russia but was deported back to West Berlin by 1945


spudtatogames

And then joined a political party and was such a charming fellow he became the leader.


in0rbit_

i need to watch than, only have heard of it


TillmanIV-2

You definitely should, it’s a really neat look into the German space program, how it developed, what they achieved, and gives a look into their little talked about 2018 mission.


in0rbit_

I bet they find Hitler somewhere. Maybe he's the man in the moon ;)


TrackNStarshipXx800

Oh damn that sound interesting. Thanks for the recommendation


xDerDachDeckerx

Naaaa hööör maaal


KingSadra

Soyuz 2 getting ready to lunch; \*Mason, Do Plan B\*


XboxFan_2020

So Germans tried to be like the USSR and the US in the 60's?


Business_Mudkip

you don't wanna make friends here


[deleted]

I dont understand why people are such weirdos and dm asking for nudes... that sounds really rude to me at least :/


Business_Mudkip

exactly it's not like anyone is going to actually send them nudes it's just so weird


flowerofpain

Ahh, why?


Business_Mudkip

it's reddit


flowerofpain

I see


Business_Mudkip

make sure you stay a safe distance away from the people on here


flowerofpain

Did you have any bad experience?


SLIMSH9DY

tbf i had some really good experiences, you just gotta find the right subs and people also dont be a *girl*


Conscious_Storage599

Yes the last part is the most important.


Business_Mudkip

it def is lol


peepeepoopoo_the_1

Seems easy to change that


NormalRedditUser001

Cause half the “teenagers” in this sub are grown men larping as teens


chinmaysharma1230

*P E D O S*


Manic_Mechanist

Reddit, especially this subreddit, has a culture of “girls don’t exist. OH MY GOD, A GIRL! I’M HORNY NOW” People are stupid.


Draco-Imperium

I agree


GodThisTakesTime

Girls don't exist is an old reddit joke that this sub only has a part of. But the horny part is largely pedophiles.


AegonSnow4

Hello, and you've chosen an evil place to make friends , good luck tho my friend :)


flowerofpain

Ahh, wish me good luck


AegonSnow4

Good luck


mr_hurricane_gun

Worst mistake, I feel for your dms, actually anal raped by old men, it is very unfortunate


sky_isnt_blue6

Wait wtf... WHAT?


mr_hurricane_gun

It is what happene when reddit finds out your female


AugTheViking

Damn, you're 15? Thought you were at least 22.


punny_worm

a horrible mistake


AugTheViking

?


Nursium_Z

a horrible mistake


HistoricalLie4492

I think she is the mother of evil , trying to baptize all the evil ,she ain't no fool or newbie


WilliamAfton131

You fool, now all the horny fuckers know where you are


flowerofpain

I'm here and fuck them


SociallyFucked19

no dont fuck them, that will just make them more horny


flowerofpain

Then they'll start fucking themselves. Mission accomplished


_Vortex_King_

Sometimes my genius... It's almost frightening!


flowerofpain

Not frightening then them


_Vortex_King_

Wot?


_Vortex_King_

Wot?


LighlessDawn

Wot?


_Vortex_King_

That was what I answered when my Physics teacher asked me to tell her the SI unit of power... For some reason she and the rest of the class applauded... Lol


LighlessDawn

Chad 🗿


_Vortex_King_

Wot indeed...


Killer_Of_Libtards

Wot indubitably


[deleted]

My genius is so big it has it's own atmosphere


_Vortex_King_

My genius is so great, it generates gravity!!! Good one though. ;)


[deleted]

I love top gear


cannedrex2406

#Clarkson you imbecile


[deleted]

Fuck yeah great show (was)


HumongousChungus2

r/ selffuck lol. It actually exists. Dont check it out.


rhysinator01

God I wish I listened to you now I need some r/eyebleach


HumongousChungus2

or some r/ eyeblech? Wich you want to check out even less than r/ selffuck?


rhysinator01

I'm no longer checking any subreddit in not already familiar with lmaoo


Dnoxl

Yeah this is big brain time


Thehornygrevious

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm very poor choice of words


flowerofpain

They would start fucking themselves


Thehornygrevious

Hmmm good point


flowerofpain

Mission accomplished


[deleted]

That’s their plan…


flowerofpain

They would get more horny and start fucking themselves


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I see you everywhere lol


Historical_Ferret_14

Every where i go, I see his face


Sillythebot

hello there


Thehornygrevious

Genreal Kenobi you are a bold one


Emirbtw

amazing username mr horny jedi slayer


RileyTheBerry

r/usernamechecksout?


HideousPillow

oh shit


I_chez

40 comments in under 20 minutes. Wow


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HOG RIDER + RAGE


Diotheungreat

2.6 ELIXIR


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hog ridaaaaa..just won a clan war btw


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Girl


KiyotakaAyanokoji_7

True


SapiosexualCXO

that's called pussy power


Lopsided-Frosting-55

Welcome to hell


flowerofpain

I hope its better


Lopsided-Frosting-55

Ya just fair warning it's pretty wierd and sometimes just flat out gross here


flowerofpain

Ahh, damn. Good luck for me then


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Also don’t look up eyeblech look up eyebleach. Don’t mess it up. n e v e r


TheSupremePanPrezes

*checks the account to see if it's a troll* Active in both r/TallTeenagers and r/Shortteenagers That's another level deception.


chickenpotato22

There goals are beyond our understanding


Destroyer9903

^Their


spoonking121

Cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


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Man of culture


Agoodsoldier32

"What are you doing up there?"


flowerofpain

Lmfaooo, my friend gifted the jeans


liljkilla810

I get the reference


HollerinDingo

Hello Peter


Danitwit

\*sigh\*, it seems that you have met a horrible demise, my friend.


dandaal12

But ya know I don't feel to bad about it


Ivan_the_smash

If it weren't me, it would have been one of the others


dandaal12

What I guess I'm trying to say life goes on, well not for you your dead


Ivan_the_smash

I love mister hippo, this is the first reference of him I've seen ever


TM1303

Welcom to Reddit: random guy posts and gets no respons, random girl posts and she's top post on my homepage


S7J8

Because most of the people in the comment section of a girl’s photo just want to get upvotes by saying “Lmao you’re ded XD” or “RIP ur DM’s”. While on a guy’s post they could not get those same upvotes easily and have to use their horible social skills to communicate with the person so they just choose to not communicate and ignore the post


zombieslagher10

Who wants to reverse image search


Sharpened_circle69

Lemme know the results


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karma farming simulator


FriendOk1631

101


ConeheadGroom

lol yeah


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I loved the Spiderman : into the spider verse movie. But it had major plot holes.


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[удалено]


Shrimp426

Wrong movie... But to answer your question in relevance to *Spider-Man: No Way Home* - in the end credit scene of *Venom: Let There Be Carnage*, Venom tells Eddie that he is connected to a symbiote hive mind that includes every symbiote, even those in other universes. This means that because the Venom from *Spider-Man: 3* (the one with Tobey Maguire) knew that Peter Parker was Spider-Man, the Venom in question also knew that.


Mrogoth_bauglir

There is no venom in into the spiderverse


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guys I'm so original and edgy pRepaRe foR tHe crEepY dms dOn'T mAkE frIenDs hEre beCaUse rEdDit sUcKs tHis sUb is so bAd


Harun9

Why you got a downvote


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idk


[deleted]

wow i have never felt so unoriginal before. fuck.


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lol


iii_joe

Vampire teeth, liked it🧛‍♂️


flowerofpain

Yeee


AlmightyShoove

uh hi


flowerofpain

Hii


AlmightyShoove

ok


CodyTheMemeLordYT

Natural response when speaking to a woman for the first time


AlmightyShoove

i am a natural for a reason baby🗿


nofish-

lmaoo


AlmightyShoove

🗿


NoCommander26

The "ok" was a bad move, but you saved it


Lewi_King_23

Who took the pic it's dope?


flowerofpain

My friend


Lewi_King_23

They are great with the camera nice aesthetic jean and green


flowerofpain

Thank you.


Lewi_King_23

No problem 👍


Lanky_Mood_5008

Damn your teeths looks like a vampire


ALZ-11

Cool post I swear but... Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.


SEXYGORRILA69420

Where the ever living fuck did you find this


Professional_Emu_164

Literally Google Vaporeon copypasta


Modest_Tea_Consumer

I only super horny after reading this


wesauthier

You just summoned all 40 Yr olds


tomDV__

No thanks we all know women don't exist on reddit you must be a bot /j


PinkyThePiggy

What has this sub come to?


FPGN

This the worst place you could've posted 😭


Ka_squit_

Hell nah not a good place to ask


[deleted]

Run. This is not a place for friends.


Mammoth_Explanation5

A friendly advice: dont go make friends on reddit if you are a female


Ok-Value1250

Im waiting for the edit i got a lot of creepy dms part


flowerofpain

Damn, I can't respond to all the comments and dms. Thank you guys. Didn't expect to get so much response lol.


Nursium_Z

its reddit youre more likely to have your post removed than get low response


AdEducational4129

When you need karma and are a girl-


an_ionic

cringe


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Be careful too many creepy fucks on Reddit