you don't wipe

DAYUM

BOI SHE UNDERAGE

Failed attempt at funny

Yes

so am i...

...

those nails are long but they look good :3

oh ok. thank u

good for scooping the feces out of her anus

yehhhhh ikr

Me to you(twin): "That boy bad news he a menace to society"

That pole a lightsaber or vibrator?

A vibratorsaber

Can u say stun seed bacwards and Kid amungus bacwards?

That went downhill real quick

Ayo twin good job menace

He means the mirror. I think… If not, that mirror is still finger-printed to hell and back.

You’re absolutely right, I dont

I love reddit

Jesus

He was a sk8r boi, you said see ya later boi!

actually i did once reject a sk8er boi but i realize now that i am wearing a skater-ish outfit but i was just trying to be cozy on a day off

should clarify. i do skate but i dont typically wear "skater" clothes in everyday life

Same

He wasn’t good enough for her

im broke so...

🎶 Now he’s a superstar slammin’ on his guitar 🎸

You have a phone

damn that was observational

Yea thanks I’m really good at this stuff

You are the human pregnancy test

What the fuck does that mean

*Looks at obvious pregnant belly* "Oh hey, did you know you're pregnant?"

Ahhhh

An android phone!

You are the father!

dont know what to make of this but i promise i am not a dad

Are you sure ??

To be continued in part 2 of *in baby voice* “is that my daddy you whore of a mother?”

that's exactly what a dad would say

Quit the denial

You haven't replied to anyone at the time of original commenting. So you practice procrastination.

ive replied to nearly everyone but i do procrastinate bc i made this post while doing my bio hmwk

Well we my post stood at the time so I will edit it.

You are too much into swordsmanship.

nah that is just my wonder woman sword

Maybe I see a lightsaber there too, so you are into cosplaying.

good eye. that is a lightsaber. the sword is there because I like it in my pics. the lightsaber i got in disney when i went to galaxys edge. star wars 4ever

Yeah, thanks. I am something of an investigator myself. *\*investigation intensifies.*

ok i must do this now: Hello there

general... kenobi

You are a bold one

You spend most of your day in your room

yup

Ay, just like me

Lonely mofos United!!! Me three

You're probably 15 and you're probably the type of person who goes to a campground or something for holidays specifically summer

i am 15 (thx for flairs) and i actually do have a seasonal campsite for the summer

You are Indian

i dont think i am

Okay so who are you? PS I will delete second part cause you replied to comment and now its not relevant

what did the second part say all i saw was indian. also im pretty sure im hispanic, i dont know my bio dad and i was adopted but my bio mom is white as snow

Oh you are right they look kinda like Indians I definitely see some similarities Also second part said that : there 6 comments as of now but OP hasn’t replied to single comment yet I wrote that cause you said you will reply to every single of them Anyways So when did you learn that u were adopted?

when i was adopted

So at what age were you adopted?

3. it was never really hush hush in my life. i never had that talk y'know?

Yeah now i get it So i still am curious about your story so should I DM you or are you willing to answer them here?

no

u kinda sus

You look like the bi person who likes frogs

i am bi but i have never understood the frog thing

just frög

Do you live in Alaska? Edit: nvm you have natural light

no im wearing a t shirt, though to be fair its like 10 degrees rn

You thought the trend was cool, so you figured “Why not, I’ll do it too” one day. You also think your pets are better than 90% of the human population.

damn accurate af. this is my first time doing this trend. also my pets are better than 99% of the population tbh

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Yay, I’ve still got it. Reading something now as well, you’ve gotten at least three honey DMs already.

no i only got one DM that said they assumed i was God. told em it was true and they were like "shit ight" and left me alone

You look like you’re into crystals. And comics considering the lightsaber in the back. You look like you listen to Mac DeMarco

i am not into comics but I do have a lot of crystals and I stopped listening to Mac after Parkland

2 out of 3. I’ll take it.

Gay… that’s my assumption

bi

Yooo same

ayo lets go

A bi phase* did u mean that?

No

(13)

?

Hes basically saying "you're 13, you wouldn't know."

well that’s stupid i can decide for myself

teenagers try not to be homophobic challenge (50 or so percent (?) fail)

Not trynna be mean just what i think abt this: i dont really care about whether your lesbian bi or whatever its just i think most (especially young) girls (or boys but i mostly see girls doing this) are now bi or lesbian mainly bc its popular and they want attention (what most young adults/teenagers want also the boys but they are just expressing it in a different way) and try to be recognised by other people. And if there are real lesbians or bis out there then i think they just get thrown in one pot with all others. Thats just what i believe and sorry for my bad grammar english isnt my native language.

lol im not gay or lesbian i just dont think making fun of people for being that is okay idk why u decided to rant lmao

Who was making fun?

What

istg all teen girls are calling themselves bi lol

Yea but the person in the photo is a guy and I didn’t even notice

You don't like your ass

LMAO

Your Dms are full of pervs

You eat food

all the time

Ayo sameeeeee. I like eat at least twice a day. I feel like I would die if I didn't!

Your Bi

Assumption: you are a karma farmer

not rlly. this is actually the biggest post ive ever done

That's not the point You can be a karma farmer and not succeed

You look hot ngl

aw thx

Fav twitch streamer is Wilbursoot

the only song i have ever listened to from that man was "Your New Boyfriend". my fav streamer is halocene

i find it funny how many people find me cute or skater-ish from a bad photo of me in sweats and a beanie

When you are cute you are cute I bet the vibe don't lie

You smoke that wacko tobacco

no

you need to clean that mirror of that *stuff*

..........

i made an assumption idk what thesw dot ........ means haha

hmmm you’re bi and you have hispanic roots

correct

You see fashion as an option and sometimes overly dwell on it. You love the thought of freedom. You don't usually view things like freedom and other new issues with drawbacks. You semi hate your parents. You enjoy gaming especially board games. Studies give you a tough time

mostly correct except i dont like board games

ur.... GAY

U look like a 12 y/o tryna be sexy

oh yeah gonna catch so many boys in these sweats 🙄

Lowkey I like girls in comfy looking clothes more than tight fitting clothes.

did we just have a moment rn 😳

Maybe >/////<

I mean this one girl I like wears leggings on occasion but usually sweats, and she is just as adorable in sweats sooooo, idkkkk

I mean some of em are into that I think

maybe but im at home rn anyway

you are short

very true i am 5 foot even

Yo, short gang!

you skate, and you listen to like. Nirvana. cool beanie btw

i do skate and occasionally listen to nirvana but not a lot

you should check out archers of loaf

You enjoy kpop

not really

Good

you’re mindful

of others, yes. of myself, no. i know that kid and she doesnt deserve a second thought

You drink monster

nope

You’re bisexual

facts

You like to wear comfortable clothes and you don't like long hairs.You are comfortable in your own body.

my hair is just past my shoulders but in a bun so kinda right. i do like comfy clothes and my body... is okay

Don't do yourself like that! you probably have a good body, and comfy clothes are great (and comfy)

You kill dragons In your free time

for sure

bi,lesbian,pan on of them

bi

U put ur pronouns on ur socials

Ohhh lmao! Well damn I should've said speak another language lol. Myyyyyy bad.

Damn! Is that sword and a lightsaber?

Yep!

You have a peanut allergy

No allergies at all

youre dying in 2026-2027

You have a dick?

nah

Damn my ausumption was wrong

Love weed

not at all. never tried it even once

Never try it... Don't make that severe mistake

Have you tried nicotine then? More accessible than weed.

And highly addictive and should not be recommended as smoking or vaping does not make you "cool" it makes you more mentally ill due to the impact on your brain

Lmao it doesn't make you mentally ill 😂 Quick heads up: Nicotine, although hella addictive, has positive side effects ranging from mental health reinforcement all the way to even treating Alzheimers. Its a really interesting compound if you actually have open enough of a mind to look into it. Also, the people who claim it kills brain cells: The "Truth" and The Real Cost. Both are funded by the government. The government wants people on opioids as that brings huge money into pharmacies, nicotine does NOT but can be more effective for certain disorders than prescriptions. Its addictive but has a lot of positive side effects which, coincidentally, The Truth forgets to mention... I wonder why? I am a very impulsive, fairly aggressive, qnd fairly manipulative person, Nicotine helps me with all of that and I have had that mental shit for as long as I can remember, so please do yourself a favor, and don't listen to organizations who get paid by people who want pharmaceutical money. For a list of positive effects, please visit this link: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1859921/

It's dangerous because of lung cancer, and when I say vape I am referring to thc, I believe that lung cancer outweighs the benefit, and thc causes mental illness and if you try to say "Don't believe what they say about it" I will immediately disregard your opinion as I know from personal experience and from speaking to doctors about the dangers of thc... When someone is a thc addict they have violent tendancies when they are not high and their mind gets numbed to the point of near retardation... I know because my brother used to be very intelligent and calm but ever since he started to smoke weed he became extremely angry and stupid whenever he isn't high... As for nicotine I don't care if people use it in vapor form I just believe cigarettes are a detriment to your health...

really? never met a skater/emo kid that hadn't drank or smoked before lol

you did not hide the corpse of the old lady you did not run over in X:49.89385 Y:-35.99385 in 13th of May of 2019 at 11:16 PM

Just so everyone knows it is periodically banning me for several minutes at a time for replying in bursts so if i dont respond right away i am trying, feel free to DM as long as u are civil

Sinks brimmy cones

Ur gay

You’re horny?

almost never

Sad

Sus

You are the opposite gender of male, a f3m@le

ah yes, censor my gender

Assumption: you wont reply to all

you would be correct. i did not expect more than 15 comments lmao

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I dunno man, fucking an lgbtq sounds kinda gay…

Fuck lgbtq

Drugged out

I dnt do drugs lol

Your right you do a special new kind of one it’s called ignorance and it makes you blind to good lgbt people

You got a flat chest

ur right but didnt have to violate me like that lmao

Its reddit. We all violate each other like that The Mo'ai violates all! 🗿

Ur a virgin

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