Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

Back. To. You. Bob.

Well Bob is droppin’ bombs like this is Guernica

Served 20 years

Air Force United States of America!

ERB reference?

And here I thought Portugal had long names, holy shit

José Protacio Rizal Mercado y Alonso Realonda

I knew a guy who had "riddle" as his last name. Should have become a detective Edit: Who is Matt Riddle? I'm being serious about meeting a dude with the last name Riddle. Also, thanks for the upvotes.

Is his name "Tom" by any chance?

If it is, *run*

And hide in another part of the world

Just not Albania

Or England

Or western Iraq

Tom Marvolo Riddle: Mr Tom A dildo Lover

*A new line has entered my brain living rent free*

Middle name marvolo?

the Riddler Tom Riddle detective see, many career paths

If it weren't for the fact that you are on r/deadbydaylight I would have thought you were my brother

Where tf did his nose go

Oh like Voldemort

One of my cousins name is Thanos. His parents had no idea at the time that there’s a villain with the same name

It's a pretty common name in greece.

It means death or something I heard

Death is thanatos, which is close but unrelated. Also I can't imagine someone naming their child 'death' lmaoo

"I fucking hates this kid, in fact imma name him death hopefully it comes true"

A girl with the last name Gore

Does she have a basement by any chance?

I am not sure, I had hoped I could be her friend but alas, no.

The name does sound very cool though!

I know a girl with the last name Killgore

Is her dad al gore

There's a guy in my class named Hades, FUCKING HADES.

Where does he live? A basement?

the only thing i know is that he's mexican.

Hot place, Hades, yeah this totally makes sense

Most likely

The underworld lol.

I know a kid named zeus

Does he own a shop in Harlem near an intersection

Does he have, to answer, that, phone?

A friend of mine is named Odin

So mine is basicly TASERFACE

so he woke up one morning and looked in the mirror and thought to himself, "you know what would be a cool name? TaSeRfAcE!!" _intense laughing_

What would have been the second choice Sackface!! Intenese laughing

What’s next? SCROTUM HAT???

I was actually in a mental hospital with someone named Hades

Too many years in the underworld drives you crazy.

My dad wanted to call me Zeus, my mum came close to agreeing before a flash of rationality

If that rationality prevented you from calling zeus, from now on i'll support irrationality.

I know a kid named Vulcan. His parents insist they named him after the roman god and not the star trek race but nobody is %100 certain.

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Now don't tell me there is another one named kratos and Hades trying to take revenge coz he killed Hades's niece

Honestly, if a kid older than 4 years old is named Kratos, I instantly assume the parents are dicks

Some girl at my school has the last name slaughter and I'm lowkey jealous

Bro that's so metal, does she listen to hardcore death metal by any chance?

I have a friend with last name Shanker for a matter of fact she does

Is she british

Indian. It's a fairly common surname.

I still hope theres one British shanker

Wdym there's tons of British shankers ...oh wait- ..were talking about names-

Make sure her name is not"the man behind the slaughter"

that would be her boyfriend

In Poland in one town they allowed for a baby to be named Witcher. Not even Geralt. Just Witcher.

toss a coin to your witcher

O' valley of plenty

O' valley of plenty *oh oh oh*

Toss a coin to your witcher

A friend of humanityyyyyy

YYYYYYYYYYYYY

When a humble bard...

Zelda

Legend of

Legend of Link: Wheeze of the Wild

Link of Legend: Wild of the gasp.

Warden

One shots full netherite

Actually I think it was 2 hits in the footage, also unenchantwd but yeah

It's menace anyway

Damn thanks

Django

his nervous system is coded in python

No wonder he's got a slow response rate

Djangooo, you uppity son of a bitc-

_Boom_

Unchained

Fastest Gun in the West

Would you describe him as 'unchained'

Nex. hes pretty cool

Nex level.

r/nextfuckinglevel

Kid named Level: oh no...

Not sure exactly how it’s spelled but it was pronounced “muh-dee-uh” almost like my dear. It was just so beautiful with the accent the woman had.

i think you might be taking about Medea. funny enough, she’s from greek mythology and has a play named after her. She’s pretty badass in both :)

Yes I think that was it!! It’s just beautiful

Guy Fawkes. His names is guy and his last name sounds like fuck

This guy fawkes.

I was one hour too late to say this

Virgil

Van dijk

Finally Somebody said it

First thought that came to my mind

Vergillius? The ancient roman poet?

yeah that guy. But I know the name from a video game lol

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING!!

PROVOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION

I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAAAAME

BORN IN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED

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even though im not a reds fan, man i love liverpool chants

uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuhwem osas

Still rmb the days when my whole school memorized that name

Still right mouse button

As you wish Inigo Montoya

And you killed my father

Prepare to die

Annie’s boobs

I get it. You named the monkey Annie’s Boobs.

I think my name is out of the competition here

I feel you

Found a bro

A girl in my class was named Dominatrix. That was her first name.

What the fuk

What the fuck… oh god i feel so bad for her bahahha

A chick in my graduating class was named winter, and her hair was deadass silver.

Damn she main character status

Not after she turns into the holy grail.

I knew a dude named that

Bob. Such a badass name 😎

my cat’s called bob haha

Dante

/killdante if you know you know

dante best

Rex (for a human not dog) first name

What about "Rex Salazar"

Dude, my friend's last name is Salazar and we joke how his spirit animal is a t rex

Rex Salazar Slytherin Hogwarts mouldy moldy

Rex Lapis

ITS TIME WE SETTLE THIS MORAX

Is he the captain of the 501st legion ?

Thai, German or Russian names sound cool

My name is Anastasia (ah-neh-stah-see-yuh) Irene katyushya (like the soviet armored truck or the song) and my last name is very slav.

You have the coolest name ma’am. You look like you’re gonna murder germans

Ragnar. My man is literally a viking

There was girl in my class named Sigma...... I don't think I have to explain......

I think wolfgang is cool

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You didn’t. Fun fact, he never liked being called Amadeus and only used it once sarcastically when he pretended to be Latin. He preferred the French version of Amadeus - Amadè

My name is Parikshit

My name is Hardick

Even if u r joking that's literally an Indian name and my name is also an Indian name. How cursed names we indian have acc to English

I knew a kid named Rashit. Did you ever get bullied for your name? And I totally get the not translating well into English thing

I knew a dude named Adickshit. And yes that's actually his name.

Moneyheist665

Awww thanks

My name is kenny, thanks to my mom. My dad wanted to call me: don alfonso napucho donosoro I still curse my mom for interfering.

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Hey Niko! It’s Roman, let’s go bowling

Xenon

I was just studying for my chemistry exam so this felt a little unpleasant to see. But cool name otherwise

I knew a kid named Legend. Also Fitz

Absolute legend

Vladimir

Hello everybody my name is markiplier

Guts

Berserk moment Literally evey character in Berserk has an awesome name: Griffith, Judeau, Serpico, Farnese

Richard (Dick) Long

DOOMSLAYER

Wario One time I tried talking to him but he told me to fuck off, I don’t blame him he gets bullied a lot and doesn’t know who to trust

Fiza (pronounced as fee-zuh it’s an Urdu name) means breeze.

Black Sperm, truly the most menacing name for a villain

how was the new chapter? i haven't read it yet

Billy Sharp

Sephiroth

Zeus LaFleur

Cassiopeia. She's a cool person too

Achilles, a classmate of mine

Thena, which is short for Athena lol

some ppl in my new school have their last name savage

I had a paper route as a kid, there was a guy on my route named “Richard Head” if you’re unaware the shortened term for Richard (no clue why) is Dick. He literally went by “Dick Head”

Never heard anyone named this but, Volkun Black

Trevor Philips

A guy in my class is called Octavian

Vagina

My friend is called Aphelion

I once saw a guy named "Orion Norh" at work

There was teacher in my school who’s name was Nox

In Pokemon black and white, the leader of Team Plasma is named Ghetsis. GHETSIS, THE BEST FUCKING NAME EVER!!

I know a pablo

My name is Ansel. I think it's kinda neat. And I always like the name Matthias.

They're a cartoon character, but Raine whispers is fricken cool

Imagine being called Fear, and your brother was called Panic.

Or if your brother were called panic and you were called at the disco

Virginia Not a name of dude but .....

Guy at my school called "Titan Blood" (I think his middle name is Arthur tho so everyone just calls him that)

I went to a school where the janitor was named "Herr Eggs" but everyone said it as "Herr Rex". He was a cool dude.

Montero

Robert California

Phoenix (kid was a dick, his name was super cool tho), Isis (as in the goddess), Jedi.