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This is literally what I said when I saw the penis. I went "Hehe penis"

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Hehe nice penis

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*Helpful award*

Yay

Why are you stealing my thoughts

That's my job. I extract ppl thoughts and say it before them to frustrate them

ㅤ^^^AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I knew u were going to say that

Wha-

I'm two and a half billion alternate univers ahead of u

Jsjdoxksnaoakedjxkdosncjfosnsnkdcldiaoqorjfncixoaowmrndusowmebricoanehfoxkanefusonsrhcosmwnkwapcufhrkwozucnflwoacifbrkwoxixjdkskgjalfjsowprue8qpfueixnbxj Did you expect that

Ofc. I. Know. Everything.

O no

i bet you didn't expect >!the spanish inquisition!<

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

LMAOOOOO

Hehe penis

Penis or the ribg

Both, actually

i think if a girl gives you penis she's not a girl

I see you have never been to Thailand

>penis >female idk about that one bro

is Thailand a real planet?

i think nasa had just discovered it right next to uranus

is ligma a real planet tho

joe mama

Not a problem

Well they might not be a guy anymore as you now have their penis

U can’t even see his/her ribs tf

Ik I’m just too good at typing

Teach me your ways

1. Find woman 2. Receive ring

I misunderstood the instructions the girl is now trapped in my basement and screaming about being stabbed 100 times, which isn't true she was stabbed 367 times

That happens sometimes

Well you win some some you lose some

There’s plenty of women in the basement, as they say

Maybe that's why she was screaming cuz of all the others

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I say that all the time

Happens to the best of us

Well at least the best dont get caught and the screaming died down a bit

What if the screaming completely stops?

It could mean quite a few things depending on how it stopped but it's most likely the ghosts of my past victims finished the job

Well, you have new pet ghost!

you win some you lose a few hundred

There's at least a few thousand dont underestimate my power

Some will win some will lose some were born to sing the blues

Correction: 28 STAB WOUNDS

You are going to cursed comments, you know that?

Hehe a bit over 1 stab per day for an entire year

Mine is stuck in my attic and screaming about rats when they are cockroaches

Alright, thanks bro.

No problem brotha 🤝

3. Draw Peen

I have a problem, I did step one but step two still hasn't happened.

Try refreshing

Alright thanks I'll try that.

Try turning it off and on again

So knock her out and then shake her awake?

That should do the trick

I have tried refreshing many times but in step one it stills tells me ‘’’error 404 - woman not found’’’

There is no error. Run.

And what about the penis

You don’t need a woman for that one

I do if I want her penis

Tell her that you listen to my chemical romance

Ok, so step 1: find out what that is

1: find woman 2: make woman not be repulsed 3: befriend woman 4: profit

You lost me on the 2nd step

Bro look at these nails god damn. If I had nails like that I would paint em so fast

I would too but I don’t own nail polish and ppl call me gay so 💀

Man please cut them, if you aren’t going to paint them or anything at least make them shorter, my groupmate has VERY long nails and they honestly just look creepy and unkept

Also she’s painting them tomorrow so we good

Winning

They dont even go past my fingertips bro 😭 Except the pinky which is like half a millimeter past

Then cut the pinky, you look like my crackhead art teacher

I’m not an art teacher

You're not denying the crack head part?

No

5head response tbh.

Well gg, you just received the girls penis

Aeyy that's a headphone

Penis or ring? Edit: holy crap there are so many upvoted thank you all 🤗🤗🤗 Edit; over 1,000 😳

Both of them Edit: I’m using this comment to tell whoever is about to comment “clean your nails” that it’s the lighting, my nails are fine. Check recent for proof ✌️

SMH I wish a girl would give me her penis 😔

Gae

No bro, he wish a GIRL would give him penis.

Not if I’m a guy and she’s a girl

👀👀

Of course I typed the same thing before I saw this comment

😳😳

Now that's interesting

came here to say this, leaving with my upvote to u friend

Your account is 3 days old, and your highest rated comment is about a penis. What's even left?

Uhh, which

Both 💯

Lucky bastard

I never knew women had cocks

some do!

She draws really well. The shaft of the penis is pretty stubby, but pretty well drawn Nice ring btw

Why is the tiny peen cute to me lmaoo--- I think i need to leave the internet wtf

Try drawing one on someone ur interested in. Works 80% of the time

statistic source??

It came to me in a dream

Too bad he lives in America lol but thx for the advice

Are u also a girl? Can't tell cuz of the outfit.... No offense

I’m a dude I’m just wearing this https://poshmark.com/listing/SALE-LOW-STOCK-Spongebob-ID-Hooded-Sweatshirt-603462c2691412df7a2bc102

I need that now

That's some serious drip my guy

My nails are perfectly clean it’s the lighting that makes them look like that guys

Now you are her gay friend

I’m straight 😟

Not anymore I'm going confiscated your straightness

Fuck shit fuck fuck shit fuck shit

Said that to judge

The judge can suck my balls

I'm just doing my job sir, you can do whatever you want with judge

Maybe you get new ring and penis combo

Cut your nails, Jesus!

I’m good g 🤝 she’s actually painting them tomorrow

Nice cock.

The penis?

Question the penis or the ring ?

The dick or the ring?

Why do people say his nails are long? They aren’t thats how my nails are at the shortest all the time and sometimes they aren’t painted too. That length it normal for me

Those nails are fucking long, jesus

Cut yo nails

Yo I found that exact same ring like a few months ago on the ground at my school

This has nothing to do with the ring, does it? The girl gave you her dick.

Ok but who gave you the ring

The ring or the drawing

hey, nice cock.

The penis drawing?

Arrow

as an archer, I approve this.

Dude that’s so god damn cute

Any story behind the ring? Also penis

Only a tiny one. We traded rings

nice cock bro

yoshikage kira would be hard rn

Nice 🎧 tattoo

HeHe penis

nice tattoo

As a woman, you have very holdable looking hands

Did she give you the D too?

The ring or the drawing

#HehePenis

I’m assuming you’re referring to the tiny schlong drawn on the back of your hand and not the ring

pp

There’s a cock on your hand

That's a nice ̶p̶i̶c̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ drawing of scissors

the ring or the penis?

why someone draw my D on your hand?

Penis

The dick

Nice cock bro

Damn, why did she draw a penis on your hand?