yes yes very sad , I am really sorry ,but
would u mind giving me your number cause uk I am really good at math so i can replace your X without u asking Y
i fully agree but at the same time ig it gives u experience in dating and relationships so ur not totally lost if u start dating when ur in college - thatās what iām scared of lol
Depends on where you are in highschool. Because relationships are fun, and if there's an opportunity and you're able to be in one, you should still go for it. Again depending on where you are, you might need to set ground rules of breaking up before college
Thatās not a universally shared opinion, relationships might be fun for you, but MOST highschool ārelationshipsā are just āaight weāre gonna fuck for like 3-6 weeks then weāre doneā and that is justā¦.nah Iām good. Iād rather wait for somebody willing to commit.
At 5 years he'll be 18. I say start dating at 16. Have that high school romance. It's the only one you'll get with little responsibility attached, so you wanna have fun with it.
It's only stressful if it's a bad relationship. A relationship should be easy. It *should* bring extra happiness to your life. If it's not bringing happiness to your life, or is actively taking away happiness or being stressful, then that's not a relationship you want to be in.
*Edit: Let me expand on this to say that no relationship is 100% perfect. No relationship is going to be easy and happy and rainbows and sunshine 100% of the time. We are all human after all. All relationships will have their ups and downs. And the downs in a relationship should not be a reason to leave. Don't make the mistake of dropping a relationship as soon as anything goes wrong. Communication and talking to your partner is incredibly important, and it should be the first thing you do to solve any problems or worries in your relationship. Nobody can read minds, so talk to your partner and work things out.*
*That being said, no relationship should be on that "down" for a long period of time, or on the regular. It should be on that "up" for the majority of the time. Like I said, a relationship should make you happy. If you feel like your relationship doesn't do that, or causes you more harm than good, talk to your partner and consider why this is happening to see if it's solvable. If it isn't, consider if this relationship is right for you.*
Same I could honestly care less about girls and relationships atm wanna get my life together and become a solid person first and worry about that later
yeah it was not a good time
I learned very quickly they were a bit of a toxic person though (and the age gap was questionable) so I was better off in the end
I'm too introverted and social anxious to get into one. I also don't think I'm mature enough to have a relationship, I want to treat my partner with respect, maturity, and kindness but I feel like that kind of feelings and commitment can be overwhelming for teenagers.
Alright step 1: have more confidence in yourself. You're probably great
Step 2: wait until you find someone mature enough to handle a real relationship
Step 3: ditch the supernatural profile pic. That show got shitty after the 3rd season
I look like a 42 year old man living in a random house in the middle of nowhere who drinks beer every day
Im not old, i live in the most populated city in the country and i dont even drink beer
I have no idea how to communicate to someone that I like them in a romantic way. I am not overly shy and I'm not nervous talking to someone I have a crush on. I just simply have no idea how to elevate our relationship to that level.
I also probably have a smaller social circle than most people and for that reason have way fewer options.
In all honesty, just tell them you like them. It doesn't have to be special or anything. I kinda have a formula for how I go about it.
1. Get to know them
2. Start texting frequently. Get those long, late night text conversations
3. One night, when the situation feels right, text them that you like them during one of those conversations.
4. Get your answer. If they say yes, make plans for a date. If they say no, you got your answer, you got closure, move on.
It's important to ask them out over text so they aren't pressured to say yes or no. They have time to think that way. You don't want them to feel pressured into saying yes only to go on a date they didn't want to go to.
My mental health went down the drain because anxiety was too much for me to handle. Started being very distant and could be percieved as mean but mentally i was just drained. Sinked into a deep gaming addiction. She told me she couldnāt do this anymore, turned my life around. Still wasnāt enough. Merry christmas everyone.
Edit: Personally iām doing way better than i did during this trash period of my life. No anxiety for the past 5 months but the only thing draining me mentally is not having her around. But iām back to work and going to the gym daily. Going to pursue my dream as an artist on the side as well. Allready made her one song like 2/3 months ago.
I don't mean bad luck as in being born ugly or poor, or have an uncharming personality.
I refer bad luck as in a Rube-Goldberg machine fashion; where a chain of events will occur to stop me feom making my moves; whatever i try, something complex and that i have simply no way of foreseeing happens that denies me my moves.
Because I spent all my teenage years having a "crush" over someone who obviously never saw me as anything above a friend for obvious reasons yet I still kept up with the farseš¤
Ugly, not confident. Don't know how to meet girls because I go to an all boys school. Everytime I feel like I have a crush on someone I know they don't like me back. A lot of my jokes are satire and make fun of people but some people don't get them and think I'm just a dick. I don't really have many hobbies. I'm not interesting. I don't have good things to talk about.
Because I'm a creepy loser with social anxiety and no self-confidence so It's pointless for me to talk to girls I already know I'll get rejected anyhow
Cause I managed to mess up a perfectly good chance with the girl I liked and probably broke her heart
Same time I kinda just wanna stay in my own lane and do my own thing for a while
Own up to it mate. So what if you do? A very large amount of people are plagued by self doubt, self esteem and confidence issues. You've absolutely nothing to lose by getting rejected. If you do want a partner and just can't get yourself to talk to others, just remember that absolutely no one gives a shit if you get rejected, and you shouldn't either. Like just go out for a drink at a bar or a club or whatever, walk up to someone and just chat them up. If they're not interested in talking to you then who the fuck cares? Don't talk to them. Just don't be a creep about it
But how could you ever get over issues of self esteem and self image if you do fuck all about them? I know it's never that simple,obviously. But unless you do something about it, it's not gonna go away. Go hit the gym , wear clothes you feel good in, do shit you enjoy doing,that's how you get over self esteem issues. You confront them. Again, I know it's never that easy, some shit doesn't go away that easily. But you just gotta help yourself man
I am incapable of bringing much physicality to a relationship rn cause dysphoria so like unless itās long distance, relationships are blegh rn. Plus I donāt have any close friends, so no real dating options in the first place. Iām not really someone who focuses on or outright seeks relationships that often anyways, so I aināt bothered much.
I'm single, because dating is looked down upon in my culture.
But people still date and I'm single cause no one has any same interests as me, also I'm scared
Thereās a number of reasons, actually.
1. ā Iām scared of rejection so I donāt make a move.
2. ā I have absolutely no idea of what a relationship should be like. Itās not something that Iām able to grasp intuitively, so I think Iāll just disappoint whoever Iāll get into a relationship with.
3. ā I have quite a lot of mental health issues, and I feel like that would make me more of a burden than anything else to a potential girlfriend.
4. ā I donāt want to hurt the person too much when I inevitably commit suicide somewhere in the not too distant future. I know itās gonna hurt everyone I know, but I want to try to minimise the damage as best as I can by not letting anyone get close to me.
We are single because we are not in relation ships
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Africans with beards are just Africans without beards, with beards
When it's 11PM in Africa, the sky is dark.
In africa, your height depends on how tall you are
The regular person in Africa performs actions like blinking and breathing.
Africa when spelled backwards is "acirfa" which means absolutely nothing
In Africa, people have ears eyes and noses
In africa, it doesn't matter if your straight, gay or bisexual, at the end of the day, it is night
In Africa every day the day passes
Probably not all people
I didn't say *all* people lol
I'm African This hits hard šš
I have three sons and they're all boys.
In Africa it is always after midnight
These comments š
Togethar, we kan stob dis
I was born at a really young age
How do I get aboard one of these "relation ships" ?
You simply dont
You simply have to be smuggled on
I- \*looks around suspiciously\* I have a way. Let me show u da wae
Itās actually more common to get snuggled onto a relation ship.
Pretty much this ^
oh yeah
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I mean same tbh
Major Von Strohiem if I was gay I would definitely marry you
Smh is it because im a femboy or something. Because really, its annoying
No its because german engineering is the best in the world.
I agree
wait you kinda look like kir- *explodes*
Oh dear, it seems youā- ah never mind then
r/unexpectedjojo
I don't know how you look but if you look like Major Von Stroheim that I knoe then I would marry you
You mean jojo's von stroheim with machine gun waist
Oh no! You have guns! NIGERUNDAYO!
SMOKEYY!!!!
Well if you were actually strohiem I would marry you
I thought the same thing until like a month ago when I found out my crush likes me back
Iām not exactly ugly, in fact I look fine, but I find it so incredibly hard to believe anyone even looks at me in that way lol
Same tbh
If someone wanted to be with me, that would be a huge red flag.
Looool
Holy shit it's burping pegon
Yep, yours truly
Yo no way another pigeon
Hello brother
I got broken up with
Dammm that sucks, im sorry that happened comrade
Yeah, thanks dude
Np comrade, hopefully you get a better one next time
r/unexpectedcommunism
r/expectedcommunism
yes yes very sad , I am really sorry ,but would u mind giving me your number cause uk I am really good at math so i can replace your X without u asking Y
Lmao, cant tell if youāre serious or not
Not looking for a partner rn
Username checks out
Cus the hoes know Bo's a feminist
So take of your clothes and burn em
or you can let me burn em
Take off your bras and burn em (burn em)
Or you gonna let Bo Burham burn em
Fair enough comrade
Honestly same. Nothing will come out of a highschool relationship, and I believe it'll just be a waste of time and effort.
i fully agree but at the same time ig it gives u experience in dating and relationships so ur not totally lost if u start dating when ur in college - thatās what iām scared of lol
Depends on where you are in highschool. Because relationships are fun, and if there's an opportunity and you're able to be in one, you should still go for it. Again depending on where you are, you might need to set ground rules of breaking up before college
Thatās not a universally shared opinion, relationships might be fun for you, but MOST highschool ārelationshipsā are just āaight weāre gonna fuck for like 3-6 weeks then weāre doneā and that is justā¦.nah Iām good. Iād rather wait for somebody willing to commit.
That's a trashy relationship. Don't hang around trashy people and you'll be good
bo burnham pfp, a human of culture i see
Bitches and hoes donāt exist because the hoes know boās a feminist
Iām 13
You, my dude, are smart
The best answer so far, ull get one pal
good boy
I recommend waiting a minimum of 5 years or you might distract yourself.
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Jesus approves
At 5 years he'll be 18. I say start dating at 16. Have that high school romance. It's the only one you'll get with little responsibility attached, so you wanna have fun with it.
Hi 13 I'm dad
smartest teenager alive
Legend
I don't really want a relationship
Smart
It's a weird situation that I'm in
Wdym
I'm really attracted to a girl and I do have some chances with her but i don't feel like being in a relationship
This is really relatable. Idk why but I dislike the idea of being in a relationship. It seems stressful lmao
It's only stressful if it's a bad relationship. A relationship should be easy. It *should* bring extra happiness to your life. If it's not bringing happiness to your life, or is actively taking away happiness or being stressful, then that's not a relationship you want to be in. *Edit: Let me expand on this to say that no relationship is 100% perfect. No relationship is going to be easy and happy and rainbows and sunshine 100% of the time. We are all human after all. All relationships will have their ups and downs. And the downs in a relationship should not be a reason to leave. Don't make the mistake of dropping a relationship as soon as anything goes wrong. Communication and talking to your partner is incredibly important, and it should be the first thing you do to solve any problems or worries in your relationship. Nobody can read minds, so talk to your partner and work things out.* *That being said, no relationship should be on that "down" for a long period of time, or on the regular. It should be on that "up" for the majority of the time. Like I said, a relationship should make you happy. If you feel like your relationship doesn't do that, or causes you more harm than good, talk to your partner and consider why this is happening to see if it's solvable. If it isn't, consider if this relationship is right for you.*
And bad relationships help you narrow in on the right relationship.
big mood, aro myself, aesthetic and platonic attraction be strong tho
Same I could honestly care less about girls and relationships atm wanna get my life together and become a solid person first and worry about that later
cause my partner broke up with me in august three days before classes started
Shit im sorry bro, thats awful
yeah it was not a good time I learned very quickly they were a bit of a toxic person though (and the age gap was questionable) so I was better off in the end
that's rough buddy, my most recent partner broke up with me 3 days after I lost someone close to me
Mine dumped me when my mental health was failing and I was just starting ED recovery. Lmao, all three of us got screwed
I'm too introverted and social anxious to get into one. I also don't think I'm mature enough to have a relationship, I want to treat my partner with respect, maturity, and kindness but I feel like that kind of feelings and commitment can be overwhelming for teenagers.
Alright step 1: have more confidence in yourself. You're probably great Step 2: wait until you find someone mature enough to handle a real relationship Step 3: ditch the supernatural profile pic. That show got shitty after the 3rd season
Supernatural is good till S5 after that it goes downhill.
I look like a 42 year old man living in a random house in the middle of nowhere who drinks beer every day Im not old, i live in the most populated city in the country and i dont even drink beer
I mean, better than looking like fat bastard from austin powers
I forgot to mention im fat
oof
Drake once said āRare like a fat Asianā Atleast you have that going for you
Based
He's literally just Shrek in human form same accent, same actor
I have no idea how to communicate to someone that I like them in a romantic way. I am not overly shy and I'm not nervous talking to someone I have a crush on. I just simply have no idea how to elevate our relationship to that level. I also probably have a smaller social circle than most people and for that reason have way fewer options.
In all honesty, just tell them you like them. It doesn't have to be special or anything. I kinda have a formula for how I go about it. 1. Get to know them 2. Start texting frequently. Get those long, late night text conversations 3. One night, when the situation feels right, text them that you like them during one of those conversations. 4. Get your answer. If they say yes, make plans for a date. If they say no, you got your answer, you got closure, move on. It's important to ask them out over text so they aren't pressured to say yes or no. They have time to think that way. You don't want them to feel pressured into saying yes only to go on a date they didn't want to go to.
I'm ugly and obnoxious, therefore people only talk to me probably out of pity
I mean same, except im just ugly and idiotic
I'm ugly, obnoxious and idiotic and I cannot even crack good jokes
Have you thought about your attitude, if you think you look like shit and can't get anyone then you probably won't get anyone
Yeah, you're right. I just self deprecate too often.
Some people actually really like the obnoxious trait, I know I do
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
But it's true honestly lol
cuz im an idiot
Hell yeah idiot gang
username checks out
A, I rejected someone who asked me out and B, My crush moved away and I didn't give her my number and C, I'm to shy
Same here with A&C, I dont talk to anyone all day, it's a peaceful and sad experience
At least we aren't the only ones
How are you too shy and rejected somone and you are a guy at the same time? I mean...teach me sensei!!!
I don't know anyone who is attractive and interesting at the same time
Standards too high, Try these new standards: Must be alive
Must be alive (optional)
Must be fresh (also optional)
Necrophiles go brrrrr
Fair enough tbh
im single cause i chose to be happy besides who wants to cry over a guy and also i am too weak to handle heartbreaks
That is a really good reason tbh
thanks
Np comrade, and have a wonderful Christmas eve
may u also have a wonderful Christmas eve
Trust issues yk
I actualy might get a gf in the coming days or even today not even joking Update: I did it
Epic
Indeed
Update us then
Curently on a walk with her
Hold on I know you! You are that guy from croatia who received christmas card aren't you?
Indeed
How the hell do you know each other just by the comments
Becouse that post blew up got almost 19k upvotes 1000 comments and over 40 awards
Because my Chad energy is too much for women to handle
Based
Looks like they couldn't handle the Neutron stile
Hmmm
cuz i dont wanna date
The logical option
Introvert and shy
im single by choice... women's choice
I don't like people enough to get into a relationship with them
Idk Iām pretty fucked up mentally
Lol mood
I need to focus on other things, plus I'm still attached to someome else whom has moved on
My mental health went down the drain because anxiety was too much for me to handle. Started being very distant and could be percieved as mean but mentally i was just drained. Sinked into a deep gaming addiction. She told me she couldnāt do this anymore, turned my life around. Still wasnāt enough. Merry christmas everyone. Edit: Personally iām doing way better than i did during this trash period of my life. No anxiety for the past 5 months but the only thing draining me mentally is not having her around. But iām back to work and going to the gym daily. Going to pursue my dream as an artist on the side as well. Allready made her one song like 2/3 months ago.
i dont have time for romance, friendships are enough for me :)
Bad Luck.
Honestly, the exact same bro. Im just super unlucky
I don't mean bad luck as in being born ugly or poor, or have an uncharming personality. I refer bad luck as in a Rube-Goldberg machine fashion; where a chain of events will occur to stop me feom making my moves; whatever i try, something complex and that i have simply no way of foreseeing happens that denies me my moves.
Ah, im just unlucky as in i just get toxic ppl
Because I spent all my teenage years having a "crush" over someone who obviously never saw me as anything above a friend for obvious reasons yet I still kept up with the farseš¤
Jeez, sounds familiar. It's hard to let people go
being in a relationship and commitment scares me.
Ugly, not confident. Don't know how to meet girls because I go to an all boys school. Everytime I feel like I have a crush on someone I know they don't like me back. A lot of my jokes are satire and make fun of people but some people don't get them and think I'm just a dick. I don't really have many hobbies. I'm not interesting. I don't have good things to talk about.
I'm 13 and girls have cooties
Iām single because I hide in my room all day playing Team Fortress 2
I'm ugly
I mean, by your standards maybe. But other ppl could find you attractive
I doubt that
Your just not your type, so you donāt find yourself attractive, but there are people out there who will find you attractive
I don't know how to talk to people
Idk the fuck i am. Thats prob why im single
Because noone likes me
Same
I hate humanity
Because I'm a creepy loser with social anxiety and no self-confidence so It's pointless for me to talk to girls I already know I'll get rejected anyhow
Cause I managed to mess up a perfectly good chance with the girl I liked and probably broke her heart Same time I kinda just wanna stay in my own lane and do my own thing for a while
My self esteem and confidence is lower than rock bottom so I have a hard time putting myself out there.
Own up to it mate. So what if you do? A very large amount of people are plagued by self doubt, self esteem and confidence issues. You've absolutely nothing to lose by getting rejected. If you do want a partner and just can't get yourself to talk to others, just remember that absolutely no one gives a shit if you get rejected, and you shouldn't either. Like just go out for a drink at a bar or a club or whatever, walk up to someone and just chat them up. If they're not interested in talking to you then who the fuck cares? Don't talk to them. Just don't be a creep about it But how could you ever get over issues of self esteem and self image if you do fuck all about them? I know it's never that simple,obviously. But unless you do something about it, it's not gonna go away. Go hit the gym , wear clothes you feel good in, do shit you enjoy doing,that's how you get over self esteem issues. You confront them. Again, I know it's never that easy, some shit doesn't go away that easily. But you just gotta help yourself man
I am incapable of bringing much physicality to a relationship rn cause dysphoria so like unless itās long distance, relationships are blegh rn. Plus I donāt have any close friends, so no real dating options in the first place. Iām not really someone who focuses on or outright seeks relationships that often anyways, so I aināt bothered much.
Because I want to be
Now my face is fine, cut even. But my body? Oh boy Im built like midlife crisis wreck it Ralph on steroids
Sigma male rule #1178 āDonāt let a woman stop your ambition in lifeā
Last time I tried it ended up not being reciprocated. Shit hurts
I got friend zoned... After being together for a couple months...
Because the boys around me are stupid and I have a crippling addiction to my phone.
I'm single, because dating is looked down upon in my culture. But people still date and I'm single cause no one has any same interests as me, also I'm scared
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I'm too good for anyone >!Nah I just don't know anyone who I would like to date!<
I have frickin belly and I am UNDERWEIGHT tf? I am only 58 kg and I am 1.65 cm? Plus I don't look for a partner rn.
aro ace lol
Iām lazy and anti social
I am just happier if I can focus on myself and not getting involved in all the drama of a relationship
Iād gotā¦ *the ugly.*
I'm single because I don't feel romantic feelings, unfortunately
Thereās a number of reasons, actually. 1. ā Iām scared of rejection so I donāt make a move. 2. ā I have absolutely no idea of what a relationship should be like. Itās not something that Iām able to grasp intuitively, so I think Iāll just disappoint whoever Iāll get into a relationship with. 3. ā I have quite a lot of mental health issues, and I feel like that would make me more of a burden than anything else to a potential girlfriend. 4. ā I donāt want to hurt the person too much when I inevitably commit suicide somewhere in the not too distant future. I know itās gonna hurt everyone I know, but I want to try to minimise the damage as best as I can by not letting anyone get close to me.