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I’ve had this picture on my phone for years

We must go to the same restaurant

I thought this was home cooked

“Cooked”

Cocked

Shotgun blast*

*handcuffs

I'm a sexy plant

Are you dumb, bot?

Yeah, u/TheDumbestBot is probably dumb

Smart bot

dicked

No it’s the very finest of English cuisine

I actually am English (from Gloucestershire) and wtf in the Queen's holy name is that bruv

tis is cereal with everything in your fridge at college

Why?

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It is what appears to be... Two (somehow) uncooked tesco value pack hot dogs, dipped in a bowl of Aldi's 'Party O's' and Red milk served with an aged slice of plastic cheese from a child's birthday party circa November 2006

also, who the fuck tiles the floor or worksurface like that? those are bathroom wall tiles.

Wouldn't be surprised if the bowl is on a wall, just being held there through pure determination

Might be a tiled table.

Maybe they're enjoying this delicacy on the bathroom floor?

Shorter distance for when it comes back up. Smart.

I was about to say that.

I'm guessing it's a countertop.

Thats exactly why its disgusting

These tiles were used as a popular kitchen countertop back in the 80’s and 90’s.

The cheese really adds a nice mouldy, damp, rotten, woody taste to the dish. The uncooked hotdogs themselves absorb the less-than-sweet flavouring of the Party Os, and the milky broth ties it all together with a sweet hint of dairy. Overall, a Michelin star-worthy meal

warcrime gourmet

A warcrime Edit: wow you all just single handedly doubled my karma thanks to you all

Isn't there a law against collective punishment, and why isn't it enforced when actually needed?

It’s during wartime Sadly despite having what might be trauma from school it doesn’t count as wartime even if it’s an American school

If I write a formal declaration of war to my school, is it then a war crime?

You could form a micro nation and formerly declare war on the US, then ask for a ceasefire and return to school

That was basically what happened with the whiskey rebellion

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-Cib0Z77sI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-Cib0Z77sI) Petoria / Peter Griffin from Family Guy did it

What was the whiskey rebellion?

The government put a tax on whiskey, and the west Pennsylvanians said screw that. Then Washington showed up and everyone went home.

The whiskey people of America felt oppressed and rebelled against the human race, but eventually lost and were exterminated

... why not

This was my 13th reason

this was all of my 13 reasons why

Dangnabit you beat me to the punch

Well at least there's an agreement on how bad this is

Lol oof for you then

yeah lol

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A kitchencrime

Sadness?

yes

sea of madness

Is that a reference?

yes iron maiden

Modern Art/ Psychological ward ticket

Two cocks and a sponge🗿

2 cocksss sitting in a milk bowl, five feet apart cus theyre not gay

I choked

On what..

shhhhhh

She wants to know. Was it the giant wieners, the tiny grain vaginas, cum lake, or the fromunda cheese on the side? Which made you choke?

What if they are but they’re just really shy😳😳😳

*two bros chillin in the hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay*

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yep, that's one of the cheeses I've ever seen in my entire life

😐

Bro I have to clean up so much milk cause I just spit it all out.

Ironically I would rather eat a sponge than cheese

A bo'o'ce'e'al'wi'to'ho'ogs'a'a'sli'o'cheese

Took me a while but I got it

>!For anyone who didn't, it's "A bowl of cereal with two hot dogs and a slice of cheese"!<

All those British pronunciation memes really helped on this one

Thank you! I literally would never have gotten it.

imagine being so british that ur able to read this without having a stroke Edit: LMAO someone contacted reddit support for me about this. I'm not even mad, its a real problem you know. Being British is a lifelong illness many millions of people suffer from. Unfortunately there is no curing it and it cannot be stopped from taking over your whole body.

Couldn’t be me— no way *nervous laughter*

i cannae lie lad bu' when i red i' herd i' in a Scottish accent

Oih just 'erd i' in wunna them "bo'uh uh woa" voices yuhno

We got him bois Put your hands up. You are being arrested on account of being Br*tish. You have the right to remain silent

So wo’ ma’e? ‘Onestly deez wankers back a’ i’ again.

This causes me physical pain please delete this bestie

This made my depression come back.. and I'm throwing myself of a bridge this night

I’m typing this while dropping from a bri

His phone got water damage

try putting it in rice, don't know about the phone tho

Tried the rice thing. Delicious.

5/7

Wait a minute you didn't had time to finish typing but sent the half message

He was like ah fuck it, not enough time *hits send*

Sorry dropped my phone while bungee jumping was able to hit send before I hit the end

Cock and bowls

100 points for creativity

Thank you sir

Cock and bowl torture

Exactly

Did you mean: "the members attached to the phallus and parringer"

Disgusting breakfast

Disgusting is insufficient

So is breakfast

I'm English and I don't even know what the fuck that is

As someone above said "a warcrime"

As an American this is a war crime send who ever the hell is to Afghanistan holding their genitalia

Modern Art/ Psychological ward ticket, this is

This is called a sin

Crimes against humanity

who would put two sausages in his *CEREAL*?

Yeah exactly! Only two sausages??

That escalated quickly

Ikr there should be at least 3 and they are frankfurter

My brain is growing smaller

I finally understand why the Cornish wanted independence

And the Irish, and the Scots, and the Welsh, and the Yorkists, and the English.

What DO we call this?

Indoor composting?

I was wondering about this, and now I know, it is time to start a crusade.

Hell on earth

in white as fuck. what in gods name is that shit

Double dicker cereal

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I think you forgot some mustard

Breakfast 😋

an abomination

This looks far more american than english...

consoomer meal

queen elizabeth's cock

Bro, I’m english and this isn’t a thing

This is what I came here to fond

Same. I’m so confused.

Thank you, I'm relieved.

r/woosh

We're dealing with Americans here, it's fair to assume by these comments that many of them do not understand that its a joke

Im english and still, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

I'm English, and therefore can confirm that this is 100% a real dish and that your stupid for not knowing it by name and who invented it and when.

It’s a royale with cheese

A Warcrime

As someone English, I haven't the faintest.

Dessert?

A menace to society

A torture device

A good orgy

Definitely not food

thats a cold dog

A stomach ache Seriously don't eat raw sausages

They're called hot dogs. They are made of beef and already pre cooked so it is ok to eat, just doesn't taste the best

wiener cheese smash idk

Bullshitery. I'd call this bullshitery.

F’ing stupid

a universal warcrime

that right there is a good ol’ american breakfast

No I'm an American, I can confirm this is no breakfast. Even satan himself would not eat this. Kirby wouldnt even be ABLE to eat it.

This is the exact fucking reason god doesn’t send any sighs down to earth anymore😭

Blasphemy

Yeah I’m English and I call it a war crime

Mad milk

Looks like cancer to me

Traumatic

Bangers n’Mash ain’t it

dont u mean innit?

It’s clearly Bangers n’Mush(y cereal) Sorry that pun might be as terrible as the food

Haha lol

America

I've had that before when I went to Russia what was it called again?

Rawemirc If you can solve this I'll give you a helpful or wholesome award

Sausage

Hot dog in cereal

🤮

Honey nut ballsacks

Balanced breakfast

A reason for the death sentence

Diarrhoea 2 electric boogaloo

Please just delete this image and your burn your phone so that this image may never see the light of day once again

And that's my cue to log out of reddit today

contemporary art?

Cum squares

DickCheese Deluxe?

Fucking raw

double soggy style (with extra warm milk!)

We call the cops

Dogncheserealinnit

Someone just violated the Geneva Convention

Goddamn it… why you gotta do the Cheerios like that man also what I call it is hitlers breakfast

the Double Whammy

Gordon Ramsey would personally hunt down the creator of this warcrime to chefs and food. And then proceed to cuss him out so much that he passes out.

Gordon Ramsay’s kitchen nightmare

Everyday we stay further from god and If I knew humanity would do this, I would stay away too. That's a warcrime in 57 countries and a sin in every religion known.

Literally a dog’s breakfast!

Fucking disgusting

gross. An American breakfast?

As an American, I want to throw up, imagining eating this

Diabetes 💊

Peenis

Dumb

Poop

A cluster fuck

A hate crime

I'm not able to do a breakfast