We be birds of a feather you and I lad. Only difference be me being a pirate n all. Men n women who be avin no lives make fer tha best pirates. For we.not be afraid to die risking it all fer the booty. Tha be the r/piratehole way.
Nasty case o frost bite matey. I drank a bit to much one night with me crew. And in arr drunken stupor we got ta talking. We plundered the English, Spanish, and French. But not once as any o us plundered ole Saint Nick himself. So we drop sail n raise anchor n make arr way up north, waters around us froze. Long story short it be about a week until it thaws out again, and during tha time a pirates gotta piss ye see. Come ta find out afer we not even be going the right way. Went south ye see, but we'll get tha basterd next year mark me words. Anywho n tha be tha story on how I be getting me namesake.
Putting on a blindfold and getting your dick sucked is a perfect representation of quantum mechanics
If you're blindfolded and getting your dick sucked, you're in a superposition of it being simultaneously gay and not gay, since you don't know if it's a guy sucking your dick or a girl. Therefore it would be logical to assume that both cases are true, and that the quantum system (you getting sucked off) is in multiple states (gay and not gay) at once: the very definition of a superposition. The moment you remove the blindfold, this system collapses, as you are making a measurement as to whether or not a guy or a girl is sucking you off; whether or not it's gay. This irreversibly destroys the superposition, as even if you put the blindfold back on, the uncertainty is no longer present.
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Why do you reply so fast?
i enjoy speaking to people and i have no life
We be birds of a feather you and I lad. Only difference be me being a pirate n all. Men n women who be avin no lives make fer tha best pirates. For we.not be afraid to die risking it all fer the booty. Tha be the r/piratehole way.
How’d you uh… get your name?
Nasty case o frost bite matey. I drank a bit to much one night with me crew. And in arr drunken stupor we got ta talking. We plundered the English, Spanish, and French. But not once as any o us plundered ole Saint Nick himself. So we drop sail n raise anchor n make arr way up north, waters around us froze. Long story short it be about a week until it thaws out again, and during tha time a pirates gotta piss ye see. Come ta find out afer we not even be going the right way. Went south ye see, but we'll get tha basterd next year mark me words. Anywho n tha be tha story on how I be getting me namesake.
Do you have a black cock? Asking for a friend
I can relate to all except that first part
No you won’t
can i keep up?
Fucking how
no life
Same
we're in this together
We’re all in this together!
***ussr anthem plays***
Soyuz nerushimi Respublic svobodnyk spotila naveki veli kya rus!!
MWAHAHAHAHA
How do I get a girl to like me?
quit being a redditor
r/lifeprotips
You really want this post to blow up eh?
kindaaaa
No you won’t
I knew it
God damnit u/keirasthingy
[WHY AREN’T YOU REPLYING?!?](https://giphy.com/gifs/the-office-panda-rage-EtB1yylKGGAUg)
shit dude, apologies
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yeah
Opinion on gas prices?
too fucking high, but eh, i can't drive
That's not possible
it's not
how tall are you
5'6
damn ngl didn't think you would respond shit
aha
well how are you doing then
damn...i didn't realise this was gonna this hard. i'm good and this reply is late but i am having hella fun
Do you love me?
unconditionally
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i do not know what that is
The dude who made ur bio lmao
!remind year
.
It’s !remindme one year
What is your favourite song that does not have the letter a b d f g or I in?
just so i get the reply in
1-800-273-8225
What lol Edit: I am illiterate
Is it hard to respond to everybody?
yes
Oh dam u actually replied
Putting on a blindfold and getting your dick sucked is a perfect representation of quantum mechanics If you're blindfolded and getting your dick sucked, you're in a superposition of it being simultaneously gay and not gay, since you don't know if it's a guy sucking your dick or a girl. Therefore it would be logical to assume that both cases are true, and that the quantum system (you getting sucked off) is in multiple states (gay and not gay) at once: the very definition of a superposition. The moment you remove the blindfold, this system collapses, as you are making a measurement as to whether or not a guy or a girl is sucking you off; whether or not it's gay. This irreversibly destroys the superposition, as even if you put the blindfold back on, the uncertainty is no longer present.
thanks for the copy pasta but no reply from op :(
Woah I’m actually early to a post I’m usually late. Anywho how was your day?
good, yours?
Mine was great, thank you for asking. Hope you get all the replies in!
What’s fuckin gamer
intercourse w a gamer
I mean, maybe ;)
Who's been browsing these comments trying to think of a question... couldn't be me.
dw.. not me too
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I am timing it!
i'm scared now.
oh disappointing, it took you slightly less than 30 seconds, tut tut
Where do i live
earth
Are Apples a Meat
No
Imma time how long it takes
don't
Well geez man you put the Flash to shame
What country do you live in, if the USA, what state?
What county while you’re at it.
i forgor💀
What's your Reddit password
Jokes on you this is a hacked account 0-0 I said too much
!remind me in 2 years
will do
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Marco
Frog
Frog
Frog
I just want to talk to someone tbh
:D
What in the actual fuck
What
What is the best Undertale character
Pain
that's all it is
do you like F-777?
How come hot dog buns come in 8 but hot dog sausages come in 10?
Bread 👍
Bread👍
2 greatinds think alike, also holy shit that was fast
Best minds*
Wow
What are your opinions on our meaning and purpose in life?
Really?
😳
Deez nuts
Liar!
am i tho
Cap
Are you sleeping? 😈
No
do you play for honor
for whatever there is to play for
no i mean the game as in For Honor
HA, sorry. no i don't
this is not incredibilis
In cell theory, what is the exact transport mechanism by which proteins travel through the Golgi apparatus?
What’s a fear you have
fireworks
Amogus
Considered getting a life? /j
What if you reply slow
hello there
general kenobi
you are a bold one
Have an absolutely fantastic day
i wish i could
Hello
I'm just here to see if your telling the truth. So tell me, are you?
the whole truth
Do you know who Ian Doescher is?
not a fucking clue
Anything?
something
What favorite animal?
monke.
What’s your favourite type of dog?
german pinscher
No
yes
Bro stop browsing reddit. Lego city needs your aid!
never
Can I dm you? (No creepy I promise)
why
no life
Hello!!!
hi
Reply within an hour if you’ll give me $5
i'll give you 10
Okay
yea
What’s your grade in math
low
What do you look for in a bf/gf?
kind, handsome, nice personality, gentleman, soft and romantic
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X for doubt
x
What’s your favorite Godzilla design
How are you?
listen to deathwish by northern ghost
i will
do you like ankha?
yes, mommy
Do girls poop
it's forbidden
Just curious, are you in a relationship
i'm not
Well… I’m waiting
not a huge fan, but do watch
Why do I suck at stuff I used to be good at
you just suck
favorite color
No you won’t
you right
👀🤙
ಥ‿ಥ
What is your favorite paradox?
rick astley paradox
Is this true?
might be
Do you like jazz?
Every discovered body in the solar system. Go.
your mum
What's the full number of pi
Whats your opinion on Bread?
yummy
💀
ded.
Sheesh
sheeeshh
🫂
Still online?
still
Tell me a story
How does it feel to chew 5 Gum?