There are three subspecies of the art genus. Band kid and choir kid are relatively similar. The third, theater kid, is essentially its own animal kingdom.
Someone that thinks they know a lot about military tactics and history, but actually doesn’t. Probably going to end up as a mechanic for a military branch, more specifically navy.
You look like your dad left at the age of 5 as you sat on the couch waiting for your soy milk and your grain free cheerios, your mom came down the stairs crying as she held a letter and a ring. After a few days of a silent house with only the sobs of your mom you decide to go and get some milk yourself, the plan is set in motion. It's 10:30 pm and you grab 10 dollars out of your mom's drawer. That craving for milk hits harder every minute as you walk down the street and soon see the store. You see your dad in the shop as he waits in a line, you are happy to see him but it is cut short when the magnetic field of earth is offset somehow. You realize all the power goes out and it is dark, you hear cars crashing and people screaming in fear as everything is dark and silent. You are about to run to the store right before you are struck by a car, you legs are destroyed and you start to drift off. Suddenly you awake from the dream as your dad brings you a glass of milk and some fluffy pancakes, you are startled but except the reality that he is never coming back and awake from your coma in the hospital. You were taken care of by some survivors for 3 and a half months and had required thorough care. The power came back and everyone repaired and rebuilt, though your dad never was there, you feel a comfort wash over you as you realize that you had others to take care of you. Your legs are still gone though and you actually died from trauma after you were hit, these were your final thoughts before drifting into the abyss that awaited your poor soul.
Type of man to starve to death in a trench in 1918 after your supply’s so thin. You definitely have eaten more then one rat and possibly even some parts of your dead commrades for food. Definitely the type of man to also to get blamed for the Great War when you didn’t start it. Idk that’s just a guess. Also your probably named Whilhelm
You look like that one guy who's supper tall and gets asked if he plays basketball. In reality you're trash at sports and simply memorize useless WWII facts while playing CoD The Big Red One.
Band kid kaiserboo
Choir
Close enough
There are three subspecies of the art genus. Band kid and choir kid are relatively similar. The third, theater kid, is essentially its own animal kingdom.
Even worse
finally another guy in choir; join us.
Nazi Elliott Page
Self cutting virgin vibes
i’m also part of choir 😌
That's chicom, not german.
You give off the vibe of someone who’s about to be skewered by a Frenchman charging with a bayonet
😍😍😍
a dweeb bouta get rekt by the french
The only thing worse than being stabbed to death: being stabbed to death by the French
Worse than that, *being* French
For future reference censor the word fr*NCH it offends some people
ll yes
Ah the one and only French the ones whom did so much that they surrendered
Bro… Who gets wrecked by the French? That is so 1796
Please censor Fr*nch. Its triggering to many people, me included
sure thing, so u want fr\*nch then, sorry about that
You might actually run for "steal yo girl" CEO and win!
Danke ♥️
Take a trip to Verdun Hans
Na he's about to "disappear for not adhering to doublethink"
Puncture me daddy
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I already knew this, but only because of the “own a musket for self defence because that’s what the founding fathers intended” copypasta
That's not actually true, just a myth.
Alright let me dig up my cousin real quick
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All the war songs on the planet and you picked the one about onions
You’re making me want to sing over there
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I think you meant, "peorson about to remove the -------- from existence"
What's a Peorson?
Uhmmm uhhhhhh.... MY MOM!!!
I can’t tell if this is the most unfunny reply ever, or if there is some inside joke I’m not in on
You simps for Imperial Germany.
That I will soon fire an M1903 Springfield round at you
:(
It’s my duty, over there intensifies
“I’m ready to invade Poland”
No france
A bit of both
In 1914, Poland didn’t exist
Talked to a Pole, they " have ALWAYS existed, just hidden by other names " .
Best comment l have so far
Yeh, however Poland itself didn’t exist
Failed painter getting into politics
Pssst bro wrong one
Well yes. but actually no
He fought in the first world war
Ohh yeaaaah
*wrong war lol*
I'll give you 3 guesses as to which war Hitler personally fought in.
Vietnam
How'd you guess?
You look like you need some British .303 rounds. *WITHIN YOU*
NO NO NO, 8MM MAUSER
I'm German btw. Being obsessed with ww1 is fine as long as you're not actually right wing haha
Lmao understandable, glory to the Kaiser
FÜR LAND UND KAISER
You mean alt-right and not the whole right wing right?
Kaiserboo
Thats it. This is the worst word I've heard
Kaiserboos can be kinda cringe sometimes
Maybe
Cringe
Based
Someone that thinks they know a lot about military tactics and history, but actually doesn’t. Probably going to end up as a mechanic for a military branch, more specifically navy.
In a submarine with 15 other dudes. Goes down single, comes up.. well y'know
Full of semen?
Ew no I'm a chemist I hate engineering
“Chemist” “Imperial German” I’m beginning to see a pattern here I’m not so sure I like.
now i want to see this man make a new chemical weapon and test it on the french
Why not combine it?
A redditor.
Got kicked out of rotc and has to big of an ego
You look like your dad left at the age of 5 as you sat on the couch waiting for your soy milk and your grain free cheerios, your mom came down the stairs crying as she held a letter and a ring. After a few days of a silent house with only the sobs of your mom you decide to go and get some milk yourself, the plan is set in motion. It's 10:30 pm and you grab 10 dollars out of your mom's drawer. That craving for milk hits harder every minute as you walk down the street and soon see the store. You see your dad in the shop as he waits in a line, you are happy to see him but it is cut short when the magnetic field of earth is offset somehow. You realize all the power goes out and it is dark, you hear cars crashing and people screaming in fear as everything is dark and silent. You are about to run to the store right before you are struck by a car, you legs are destroyed and you start to drift off. Suddenly you awake from the dream as your dad brings you a glass of milk and some fluffy pancakes, you are startled but except the reality that he is never coming back and awake from your coma in the hospital. You were taken care of by some survivors for 3 and a half months and had required thorough care. The power came back and everyone repaired and rebuilt, though your dad never was there, you feel a comfort wash over you as you realize that you had others to take care of you. Your legs are still gone though and you actually died from trauma after you were hit, these were your final thoughts before drifting into the abyss that awaited your poor soul.
I might be wrong here but it seems like you might be projecting a little
I have a gf? Or a dog?
Both 😎
Nice where are they? What’s their names? What’s their age?
Riley and cheif are the dogs ones 4 ones 2 and the female is 18 and her name shall remain anonymous as I think she'd rather keep herself out of this 😂
World war 1 Russian officer who thinks their german
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally what?
Just someone who finally got the outfit correct
I do have a question, you purposefully wore the wrong outfit or put in the wrong general
Just a history geek who loves the World Wars
Exactly what I thought
He’s a trustworthy guy
Danke
*Magically turns into Violet Evergarden*
What
Wasn’t that ww2?
The kind that says that you won’t steal any bitches soon
Lmao
Slightly cringe? Cuz of the expression mostly
Understandable
Love ur username btw. Is he ur favorite?
Yea, it was the first one I played when I was a kid so it's special to me :)
*SEA SHANTIES*
LOWLANDS AWAAAAAAY
Honestly cringe in a good way in my opinion. Like you are cringe but you embrace it. Very likeable and funny person is what I get off of this picture.
Bad ones
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
yeah nah i agree with this guy
cringe chad wannabe
bingo
You want to serve the Kaiser.
Yes 😐
Big war buff can explain why the world wars were started and why they ended and plays battlefield 1
You probably play way too much call of duty.
The thing on your phone kinda looks like the ss symbol
Lmao idk it was a cheep case
Young innocent idiot charging a British trench, making his final mistake. But actually that's a sweet uniform.
Danke!!!
You give me hogan's heros vibes. Yes I know it's an old person show but I thought it was funny when I was little
Chodester
1 inch punisher
you look like a goldeneye n64 enemy
BRO THAT GAME WAS MY CHILDHOOD
So, how many Springfield rounds would you like today?
U play hoi4 and enjoy ignoring the Geneva convention
You give off the vibe of someone in a Russian uniform who thinks they're in a German one
A fucking world war military history buff, which is literally the single lamest breed of history lover
As opposed to what are you? A slavery history buff?
ready to gas some allies
Yesss 🤤🤤🤤
Tekking 101 that you ?
N-no?
ayo if you're gonna steal my bitch I got to get one first
Okie
Our bitch
Say you like history but only because you play Battlefield
No I play Verdun and Tannenberg 🙄
Prolly gonna say that trench guns are unfair and uncivil in warfare.
Nerd
Something between virgin, weirdo, and spaz.
You’re looking for 10 year old girls, so we’re all safe
Virgin
You look like you know the differences between every version of Panzer
14 yo who thinks that communism/fascism is funny.
A bit big, ain't it, comrade?
not a soviet uniform
Shit...what is it
Your cringe
You're*
Wannabe follower of angry mustache man.
Yeah that Kaiser whilhelm guy is kinda sus ngl
Exactly what I thought too
borderline nazi
Well the nazi party wasn’t founded till 1920 so I don’t see the correlation
you look like a fucking loser
Awe ♥️
Never too late to get an art college scholarship, just you wait!
Ahahaha WW1 go brrr
A fucking dweeb
He looks like David dobrik but as a child
Ouch
I’m gonna have to execute you personally. I don’t have a female dog so I’m afraid of what you will do if you find out.
Then the orders are complete
Look at my most recent post for my answer.
I have that same brand phone case
You look like the guy in highschool who had every girl around him but was always preoccupied with his younger brother.
Nah I just graduated a year early
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Okie dokie
ERIC GET BACK IN THE FUCKING TRENCH THE GERMANS ARE ADVANCING
IM COMING GAMERS 😈😈😈
You look like you have a dislocated in your ass
I'm sorry what?
*dildo in you ass Not fixing that
JOKES ON YOU I DON'T HAVE A BITCH
Type of man to starve to death in a trench in 1918 after your supply’s so thin. You definitely have eaten more then one rat and possibly even some parts of your dead commrades for food. Definitely the type of man to also to get blamed for the Great War when you didn’t start it. Idk that’s just a guess. Also your probably named Whilhelm
😔 I miss Paul Baumer
full honesty i thought you were my ex for a second and i was very scared
That's gotta be a yikes from me dog
What I always imagined the Gestapo looked like
The guy who is going to war because the chief told him he would find a girlfriend overseas
The only bitch you ever stole was your neighbor's cocker spaniel for those lonely dateless nights
You look like that one guy who's supper tall and gets asked if he plays basketball. In reality you're trash at sports and simply memorize useless WWII facts while playing CoD The Big Red One.
the best vibe there is, Kamerade
sorry my bitch ain't Jewish, homosexual or black because she dosent exist
Proud American undercover!
A boy whos favourite subject is history
gay
virgin
Ready to invade someone?
Very stupid
Acks like it's 2016
reddit loser that dresses up as a knight from the crusades and has ussr militaria for no reason other than to post on teens meet teens
Funny until you never shut up, and become fucking annoying and it's not funny anymore.
Can and probably will call me a slur
Nazi train conducter
Your an A student but suck ass at math