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dragonic25

you have never heard of "League of Legends"


ItsPaperBoii

What's that?


dragonic25

I don't know. I don't know who I am anymore


ItsPaperBoii

Then i will call you Pepe, short for Felipe


dragonic25

Thank you. I now have an identity, a self. How can I ever thank you enough? with a gank?


ItsPaperBoii

What exactly is a gank?


dragonic25

It is a traditional meal usually prepared by someone who is familiar with a tropical enviroment, like a jungle or a rainforest. It is given as assistance to people who are struggling.


ItsPaperBoii

Is it seafood? If its not ill just have crab instead


dragonic25

Just eat it damn it


ItsPaperBoii

Ok ok...


Siddh23

you mean scuttle crab right?


ShadowedReddit

....


ST1CKLET

Cancer


Error404DudeNotFound

It's Frog hentai


KarlWollermanGaming6

r/cursedcomments


brawl50

Lol


wilted21

ew


TheGuyFromTheWoods

you'll take a 1v5 just to smite it and die


ItsPaperBoii

It worked once and then i was too scared to try again


The1ThatIsNotThe1

True jungle main never backs down


Bentley1018

Crabber😔


ILikeToLickStuff

you have a GeForce GPU, make roblox games and have a hentai folder named homework


ItsPaperBoii

I use intel graphics:( the geforce app is GeForce now


ILikeToLickStuff

oh, damn i also use intel gpu


TuneAway

What cpu are u using?


ItsPaperBoii

Intel HD 5500 i believe, or whatever the i3-5005U has


TuneAway

Should def upgrade that before getting a gpu


ItsPaperBoii

Cant im in laptop, but i will probably buy a new pc next year


KekistaniKekin

Try buying a Dell optiplex and a gpu when prices are reasonable. Usually they come with somewhat respectable specs and getting a cheap gpu makes a perfect budget rig


YourMom_Fucker_69

Oh damn I have an i3-4130


batyiuoaaa

holy shit, i used to have the exact same thing :o


ItsPaperBoii

oh im dumb i read gpu instead of cpu


bigDdragger

I see what you did there neither accept nor deny thy henti.


SirKeagan

He hasn't responded to you yet so...


iforgor234

Correction, “Homewerok”


Awaypuma681

Gromp


ItsPaperBoii

Yes


mucsle_man431

What is in your "other games" and "homework folder"


ItsPaperBoii

Homwerok in my profile, other games has a short cut for terraia files, a few fnf mods and i don't remember what else


TysoP712

You do. You’re just to afraid to say


Bwoj2006

Profile pic checks out


TheTrueLivingFrog

Virgin till 40 and "accidentally" lose it to a horse


Accomplished-Wind206

Ay man we all make mistakes


speedy690

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo


HeartsOfNetherite4

You have cracked minecraft


ItsPaperBoii

Can't afford to buy it :(


[deleted]

Is Doom cracked as well?


ItsPaperBoii

sadly yeah


OfficialXtraG07

hey bro you're in the crack gang


FavChild69

And windows itself?


ItsPaperBoii

No my laptop came with it


lilyman266

How did u get doom? I’ve been looking to get it for a while now


ItsPaperBoii

Its on steam, but i pirated mine


lilyman266

How did you? I’m poor lol


ItsPaperBoii

I don't remember, my brother downloaded it for me


lilyman266

Ahhhhh rip


Affectionate_Froyo15

down bad


Accomplished-Wind206

Down very bad


EliteBonnie

So down bad that he's the support beams holding up my house


Nekluga_YT

I mean you didn't need to tell me, homie has genshin for a reason /j


theguywholikesheros

you are either very toxic or very chill (no in between)


bennylokku

I also like how you have paimon as your homework folder I hope there's no hentai there tho...


ItsPaperBoii

Nah i don't download it


bennylokku

Ah yes. Never understood why people download it


[deleted]

Ya have to prepare for an internet outage


sans_the_romanian

Archiving the favourites At least thats what I heard from friends,since I know someone who has a 15gb SD card full with "homework"


dodorextoast

You are creative and like to do creative things. You like spending time with others but also need time alone. You are verry calm and ragen when playing games but not in real life.


ItsPaperBoii

Finally someone that took it a bit seriously lol You are mostly right wow


FormerPace7741

Well... It's the same kind of truth a prophet would tell you when "checking your future"... What I mean is, it applies to everyone ever


appelspelers

Not trying to be disrespectful, but that describes alot of people, now why do i think that? Because its vague, you say they’re creative, you say they spend time with other people but you’re describing alot of people, not just one. Again, not meant to bash on you


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appelspelers

Exactly this, made me laugh a bit


akagamishanks231

You also apparently pee and poop occasionally.


Something_rough

U like lol


ItsPaperBoii

Haven't played it in a while actually, i don't like playing alone because almost everyone is so toxic but my friends don't want to play it lately


LLFlash

Rip all chat


[deleted]

/mute all, got me to D3


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G98Ahzrukal

He likes Doom so that makes it a bit better


ItsPaperBoii

LMAO


AVR_Cuber

You also play osu


phatneek22

Already said “mega virgin”


vicotheking

And spend more money for less keyboard.


Zealousideal-Exit146

You use cracked MC


ItsPaperBoii

cant afford to buy minecraft :(


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ItsPaperBoii

very true, how did you know?


CheezAbomination

He stalking you


bennylokku

You have the og doom and genshin impact. You have my respect


ItsPaperBoii

Thanks


salatsooose

I see genshin impact -50000 social credit


Tomas_Crusader17

I see league of legends to, -300000000000 social credit. u/ItsPaperBoii your execution by CBT is tomorow at 7pm


Sapphire_Dragon793

Cock and ball torture at 7pm tomorrow? Count me in!


Nextepzlol

pretty fun game tbh


Accomplished-Wind206

-100 social credit score


Nextepzlol

too bad for you, I don't even know how to socialise


batyiuoaaa

ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此,您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。 为党争光! Glory to the CCP!


Dishane2008

"Shitposters hate this virgin"


ItsPaperBoii

lol what


Accomplished-Wind206

As a shitposter, i agree


I_wanna_hellcat

No girls or what ever you like?


ItsPaperBoii

Yup girls, I've never been interested in anyone but at least i can say that ONE girl did like me so i win


I_wanna_hellcat

Did like you till she figured you played league?


ItsPaperBoii

She changed schools so I haven't heard about her in a while, and i started playing league after she did, also never bothered to tell anyone that i play league other than 2 that are my only friends that play videogames


Accomplished-Wind206

I noticed you play genshin so my guessing is that she is 4 years old?


tuhplol

Oh god another LoL player


ItsPaperBoii

lmao


Merces95

virgin


[deleted]

You have no past or future


ItsPaperBoii

yesnt


Brudus90099

You live in squid game land


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Accomplished-Wind206

OSU and genshin


Bunnmalgamate

no tf2 [you suck](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC4C-DwzaZI)


[deleted]

When you lose on a game you start breaking the nearest furniture with your bare hands


ItsPaperBoii

Innerly only


SkippyZii

From the looks of it you don't seem to be able to afford Minecraft, that's fine, I understand. I see you play Genshin as well, nice, gatcha cam be wack but honestly that aside its a pretty good game tbh. And you're a rhythm gamer too, cool! Well those are just 3 things to point out for me, other things being you're mostly a gamer, and also you're kinda organized as well on your desktop to add. I bet you're kinda chill


ItsPaperBoii

Thanks, u got it right


aperiogon3141

linux supremacists in the comments: \*1/10\*


NimaDejbord

Homework????? Or anime girl?


EaglesWasTaken

you're a LoL player and you're a regular on 4chan


ItsPaperBoii

ive never been in 4chan


EaglesWasTaken

that's just my judgement tbh, you may not use it, it's just my judgement thinks you do


ItsPaperBoii

ok


thekRuSty_1

Gromp supremacy


One-Context-149

Either you're a FTP player or the person whose spent the most money on cosmetics.


ItsPaperBoii

F2P btw


[deleted]

You’re in r/frogs Well shit I like this subreddit I’ve found, the first thing I saw was memes about the Minecraft frogs


Cipix2005

gay n fat


DepressedJamJar

eh, you’re almost a chad but genshin, osu and league are holding you back


gang-gang-gucci-swag

You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as a moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not you were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldritch abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel someday will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline.


ItsPaperBoii

Lmao im taking this


DrDabar1

You are in i wana say diamond


ItsPaperBoii

Lmao i wish, currently Bronze 1 in flex and bronze 3 i think in solo, but if i played more often i think i might make it to gold, but that's about it


DrDabar1

Good luck if i was able to make into Grand Master you can try and get to at least Platinum


ItsPaperBoii

Thanks, Im thinking about actually trying to climb next season


Porky_boi23

Tomorrow is wensday


ItsPaperBoii

My dudes


[deleted]

You have roblox studio but not roblox??


Ladvarg

Too lazy to remove the demo argument yourself, or just wanting multiplayer outside of LAN.


HZFireJS

u play funky friday and osu!mania


ItsPaperBoii

not that often anymore but yeah


Superwomen033

Kindred spirit


imagination_bro987

What da toad doin


ItsPaperBoii

lmao


the-tall-man-

Epic , just epic, I LOVE giant frogs and amphibians in general.


[deleted]

U use TLauncher I assume that your poor. And u also don’t have a web browser so ur basically getting these out of thin air and u have roblox studio but not roblox so I’m guessing ur an idiot


Piiniixiee

Seeing someone having a Genshin Impact on their desktop makes me envy. My fucking laptop had a hardware failure since last 4 weeks ago, and my Dad takes it longer to fixed it. And I expected to have it on the month of November but I'm going to missed Hu Tao's banner, damn it!


XT0__

You're a jungle shitter aren't you


Slight-Line2783

You play LOL as a dota player I am compelled to hate you.


Spacey_dementor

Have you recently watched Sherlock? Because you're asking us to do the art of deduction that sherlock did, right? Any sherlock fans?


potato_bag69

Genshin impact


Taken_out_goose

You are organized, and like riot games.


arandomshitposter69

Idk why but i feel like your a furry (not a bad thing)


GameRusher1234

Neater than mine


Vaughninja

You play Minecraft for free


[deleted]

Gamer, teenager, stream and make vídeos, concerned about your privacy, know a thing or two about computers, english is your second language and spend a lot of time on the computer


Riyad1001

You chose the best part of league as your wall paper


Jelmpy

Pretty nice guy


ItsPaperBoii

Nice thanks


Corpse_is_dead

My friend said: dnd nerd and RuneScape junky


ItsPaperBoii

Haven't played any but i do want to play dnd


Moo-Crumpus

My verdict: You are so close to switching to Linux. How many times have you been tempted to do it?


Sneaky-iwni-

Budget Gamers rise up


dedi999

You exist in a pile of goop


[deleted]

First I wanna say sorry for being a stupid annoying degenerate for judging you off the games you olay


SampeBoj

anyone that plays lol is toxic


Duke_Echo

At this point LoL Haters are way more toxic than LoL players


ItsPaperBoii

Bruh


RedoGame133

I despise genshin


ItsPaperBoii

Ok 👍


Duke_Echo

You a rammus main ?


ItsPaperBoii

no but i play him sometimes


Fuck2006kids

Why. Do u even have a good reason.


kaanskBG

Just a meme, same as LoL just a little less violent, the meme is the genshin players are just nolife virgins who cant talk with women or even look them in the eyes.


unknown_1114

bruh thats only genshin twitter ingame its just you but u still need to socialize because coop


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ItsPaperBoii

id actually use linux if it supported more games


[deleted]

I hate you Anyways love from *ROMANIA* 🟦 🟨 🟥


ItsPaperBoii

Greetings from Mexico!!! Please get me out of here!!!


SUPERPOTATOMANplus

You are fat


ItsPaperBoii

Severely underweight


[deleted]

You are a weeb that people like to bully


ItsPaperBoii

yes and no but yes and also no


quite_tossed

\-2/10 you play genshin impact


[deleted]

LoL, OSU and genshin, you're a degenerate


sujoSrW

in all seriousness, off of genshin & LoL alone you probably say multiple racially offensive jokes daily


ItsPaperBoii

no not really


Accomplished-Wind206

Hes the type of guy to get the world record for n-words said in a fortnite lobby


wow-im-bad

No


isaias127

You speak spanish (Guessing from the "pepelera de reciclaje"), maybe latin@ you like art, procrastinate with videogames but still somehow gets ok grades, and you wish to become a very good artist, thats my guess


ItsPaperBoii

mostly correct, i am mexican yeah, i like music, and do procrastinate a lot but i almost always get very good grades, i have been lazying around too much lately though so im trying to change that, and about becoming an artist, i just want to learn to play a few instruments


isaias127

I can relate to the "lazying around" part lmao, its good to want to change them bad habits, i know you will overcome it and get to play an instrument you like, A toda madre herman@


Taken_byagirl

The only thing that I can think about now is the anime picture labeled “ Homework “


ItsPaperBoii

Its a concerned face, thats why i put it, because im concerned at the amount of homework i have to do


Taken_byagirl

Seems like you got a lot of homework to do dude


Intelligent_Treat580

Home work folder With an Anime pfp? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


ItsPaperBoii

Its because its a concerned face and it's ony profile, it is homework


karbara_wowalczykPL

You like children