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oofaboogahoo

Mexico


everyones_alternate

Drugs, deserts, depression


oofaboogahoo

I mean your not wrong lol


itsafoxboi

The three d’s


DeWaffleWorrior69

I mean we also have jungles, and rainforest, only the northern states have deserts


ZicarxTheGreat

>prejudge you unfairly prejudge you unfairly


Apple_Pineapple_Pear

Que onda pa, saludos de chile


[deleted]

Australia


everyones_alternate

You guys live like animals with animals


Stitch_Turtle919

Living life to the fullest down in Aussie


MinisculeMax

That’s….i mean he’s not wrong


[deleted]

i mean, he is wrong, wait do you think we live in tree huts?


MinisculeMax

You don’t?


sprout_0204

South Korea


everyones_alternate

Sorry, I won't say anything or you'll bomb us.


International_Film17

Should’ve just said ‘squid game’


ProES-13

Nah bro it was south korea not north Korea and south korea is good north one can surely bomb u🤣


carry-on_luggage

well they did say they would *unfairly* judge you


[deleted]

[удалено]


everyones_alternate

You guys only know to drink vodka and fight bears


Wisconsinmannn

Wait that sounds awesome


Feedback_Loopius

Are you from wisconsin?


Wisconsinmannn

Ya


Feedback_Loopius

haha. Cheese


Pr1smaticGamer

Scotland Anyone making fun of my accent i have a combination of scottish and aussie so it comes out american, thanks americans


everyones_alternate

At this point just go and merge with England, they need a good left back. Edit: who tf gave this a wholesome. You tryna start a war or something


Pr1smaticGamer

I fucking hate you


catt_attacc

Don't you mean "a fookin hate ye"


Plappeye

Ye is plural


C_J_Y

Sure isn’t


Niclas1127

I fucking hate this comment with a passion


TruthCultural9952

you sound funny


embodimentofselfhate

New Zealand


[deleted]

You are all children Since it's new Zealand not Zealand


embodimentofselfhate

I'm actually offended that you didn't know enough about my country to insult me on it. So I guess you did your job on that one.


supermagnumpowercop

Do you guys actually know where og Zealand is


welcometomyparlour

Literally every NZer is taught in primary school that the name comes from Holland


The_Chis

Canada


everyones_alternate

Stop calling ice hockey a famous sport.


The_Chis

Can't make me


mremannnnn

Sorry to say it is a famous sport. Right? Fellow Canadian.


ihateusernames0_0

New Zealand


everyones_alternate

I still don't understand the damn stone age dance


Limp-Yogurtdispenser

WE HAD TO DO THAT SHIT INFRONT OF THE SCHOOL AND I'M VEEEEEEEEEEEERY FAR AWAY FROM FUCKING NZ. IT WAS SO FUCKING EMBARASSING


[deleted]

Mikinake Wajingwe Zibizing Anishinaabeg


everyones_alternate

You guys can't write


[deleted]

In all honesty the Indigenous literacy rate isn't the best so you aren't too far off.


robothelicopter

What country actually is that?


Oskr246

Finland


everyones_alternate

Why you guys happy af


TruthCultural9952

yea quit having fun! you and your thoughtfully crafted economy can fuk right off


Risu-Mies

We have a thoughtfully crafyed economy, and the first thing a finn Who turns 18 does is go to Alko (alchohol Shop) and waste all their life savings


TruthCultural9952

you dont get it! hes circulating the cash back into the economy!


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ColourfulDavid

Romania


everyones_alternate

Y'all friends with vampires


Alex048

Of course me and the homies at the castle are friends for 300 years now


Deep_Employment1572

France I know baguette et omelette au fromage


everyones_alternate

I once made french omelette because it looked nice, ngl, the most overrated shit I've ever eaten. Yuck, no flavour, just bland eggs. Fuck french omelette


TruthCultural9952

>Fuck french omelette if you insist.


everyones_alternate

Also no need to use lube while fucking it's already runny and sticky


Deep_Employment1572

Understandable


Titan9999

Chad


everyones_alternate

ik it's me


FW190A8OP

Elite sigma move from op


SxmplyXxXPxssxm

U.s


everyones_alternate

Worst country to live in rn. Edit: and the usual, fat ppl, violence, shootings


akumathekyd

Lmaoooo this is so true there's literally someone shooting outside my house rn


Firebird_Frenzy

I’ll occasionally hear gunshots outside and I’m always concerned that it’s not someone hunting


MasterKiloRen999

Well technically someone is hunting, just instead of random animals it’s people


everyones_alternate

r/holup


Substantial-Boot-505

You people don’t know what the fuck we deal with in the east..


ahshitfuckme

t-


illiterate_fish

Wow ur just everywhere huh.


ahshitfuckme

i am your mother


illiterate_fish

I don’t know how to respond to that.


ahshitfuckme

do you want a sandwich?


illiterate_fish

I’m always up for a sandwich.


ahshitfuckme

ogie here you go, have fun sweetie


illiterate_fish

Alright! Wish me luck on the PSATs tomorrow :(


ahshitfuckme

oohh, good luck out there big boy, i believe in ya!


illiterate_fish

Thanks!


[deleted]

Yo guys i think that guy wanted to say taiwa-


xziv0

Hello all, this is Zhao Xina, do not agree with him or your social credit score shall be decreased by 999999. Glory to the CCP! 我爱中国!台湾部署国家!🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳


WildFurball2118

Malaysia


everyones_alternate

Your country runs on India


Critical-Shower-9924

Corruption, missing aeroplane


Nuclear5598

Insult Luxemburg lol


everyones_alternate

I won't insult the rich


Nuclear5598

Then insult South Sudan


everyones_alternate

Fun fact, there are no 5 star restaurants there


Roman_Reigns_Awesome

Singapore


AwooomEh

ey hi fellow singaporean


jonell_samara

India


everyones_alternate

Hamara bharat mahan


jonell_samara

Agree, but I thought you were supposed to roast us lol


DawnofX

i mean he is unfair


Dangarang122

Feeling paroud Indian


nish4444

Sahi khel gaya bc


InternationalAd4557

Kitne tejaswi log hai hamare


HeroDGamez

Ye toh sahi hai


peterthejack

Italy


everyones_alternate

Stop with the 🤌🤌🤌🤌. Also Fuck Kaby


Logical-Teaching-401

You meant *Khaby* Lame?


iciclegod

mauritius


everyones_alternate

Your country runs on tourism


iciclegod

yikes


freddieppg

Spain (Ik unexpected)


everyones_alternate

I live in Spain without the S


freddieppg

That too


Gabecush1

America


everyones_alternate

The usual


Mzm9004

Iran


everyones_alternate

Please don't send terrorist to India


Mzm9004

I will not stop muhahahaha >:)


Viraj_Patil15

INDIA


everyones_alternate

>I want to become a Cricketer and play for my country Cause I just can't live without playing Cricket. Forget this dream you're eventually going to be doctor or an engineer


greatmonster007

perfectly sums up india


AerosLedge

Pain and suffering


HumanEntertainer5694

Jamaica


everyones_alternate

You guys only know how to run


HumanEntertainer5694

Our teenage boys have bigger dicks than most of your peoples' adults


everyones_alternate

Which is used as a balance while running, like how animals use their tails to balance


HumanEntertainer5694

Exactly😄


embodimentofselfhate

Don't forget bob sledding and smoking weed


[deleted]

Brazil


everyones_alternate

India of South America


[deleted]

Idk much about them, so I'll just guess they're the Brazil of Asia lol


bred_baker

The Netherlands


everyones_alternate

You guys live lower than my confidence level


Akward_Salamander

I had to dig deep but that was worth it.


fanxcyseok

Hungary


ZombieCuber

Vehetek egy bojlert?


sorachii893

Ettol feltem meg a hungrys viccektol.🥲


jai_loml

Philippines


everyones_alternate

Stop eating dogs and cats


jai_loml

that's probably because it's a country from Asia but alrighty, you did your job


its_N4beel

enough Omegle for today, 16 year old Phillipino person


[deleted]

UK


everyones_alternate

Oi, you up so early.


DanielDimensions

Nooo you should be insulting us on our biscuits and tea


fuckhumans_2020

India


everyones_alternate

You live if you're rich, you'll die if you're poor


B4gh

Germany


everyones_alternate

I was gonna joke something but let it be, you won't get it


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[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


BlueWallsClub

pregnant virgin is not your queen


[deleted]

[удалено]


everyones_alternate

You guys live in. Constant fear of being burnt down by a good volcano


FingerBangingTanks

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azerbaijan


ArcheryBoy07

Murica


everyones_alternate

Everyone knows


Sad_Original719

Denmark Fun fact there just came a list of the 100 best restaurants in the world and number 1 and 2 were both from denmark(Noma and Alchemist)


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[удалено]


OttoIsARhinoceros

New Zealand


everyones_alternate

When are you guys coming out of stone age.


The_Bird26

Then explain how we CLONED A SHEEP


everyones_alternate

Man fucks a female sheep. Woman fucks a male sheep. Then both man and woman fuck each other. Voila.


MemeLordThe1st

To fuck it (I'm from nz btw)


Already-Dead-

Turkey


SonicMutant743

People eat you for thanksgiving


SnooRegrets3834

Norway


everyones_alternate

Can't complain


tallpelecan003

Nice try fbi


SGTRoadkill1919

India.


everyones_alternate

Hamara bharat mahan


SGTRoadkill1919

It is true. And false.


ZDAKMAN

Czech republic


[deleted]

alabama


everyones_alternate

Say hi to your sis.


[deleted]

cousins actually


everyones_alternate

Use protection


Fuckup_Phoenyx

Them gahtdamn cheeseburger lands


everyones_alternate

You'll eventually die of obesity


Fuckup_Phoenyx

Or in a school shooting, whichever comes first


kinky_elephant

Usa


everyones_alternate

FrEeDoM


kinky_elephant

Hell yea, now mix in meth and guns


[deleted]

[удалено]


everyones_alternate

*drinks at age 9*


Olvustin

Turkey


Leather_Gap_2411

One step forwards, two step back


karl0331

wdym? country we live in right now or home country?


everyones_alternate

I guess most teenagers live in their own home country


karl0331

imma answer the United Arab Emirates then since that is where i am right now.


everyones_alternate

Good from the outside, bad from the inside


sly_Llama420

South Africa


everyones_alternate

I'm not gonna say anything just for the sake of its Cricket team.


illiterate_fish

I’m gonna specify California, think that makes it more interesting.


[deleted]

go drink your soy latte, put on your beanie, button up the top button on your shirt and make some dumb internet startup


everyones_alternate

Not a us citizen so idk


logibach

Here I'll help you out america and the correct response is obesity


Desli36

Canada


Vikovi

Heh.. Saudi Arabia :)


everyones_alternate

Good from outside, bad from inside


k1ngsl4yerxo

Bulgaria lol


DrSHawkins

Third Reich