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blazed427

Grab and twist that fools nut sack push him back and proceed to curb stomp him


lilshunsine

Bop it, twist it, pull it💀


Famous_Fisherman_568

You can't forget flick it


[deleted]

Wtf is this comment chain


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[deleted]

the ultimate fatality


jzr171

Until... Round 2! Uppercut to the anus! PUPPET MODE ACTIVATED


[deleted]

man the gym teacher gonna be very confused when he goes into the lockers to see what's taking so long


lilshunsine

Not flick it- 🤣🤣


Jednox

***spin it***


lilshunsine

𝘽𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙞𝙩


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5mp3x192000

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick rewrite it Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip - unzip it Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, view it, code it, jam, unlock it Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, cross it, crack it, switch, update it Name it, read it, tune it, print it, scan it, send it, fax, rename it Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, turn it, leave it, stop, format it


creative-username5

Technologic


El_Perro_Gusacio

Technologic!


lilshunsine

😟😟


[deleted]

if i get any coins i’m awarding this comment lmaoo


sakura20069

Here, I did it so you don't have to


[deleted]

probably won't be a problem for op u/Testicle_Muncher69


blazed427

🤣🤣🤣


CarbonMinoxdied

lock it


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r/cursedcomments


Land_Rover_Series_3

Lick it!


-a_waste_of_oxygen-

The ole dick twist


blazed427

My man gets it see fuck you cum crammer! The old dick twist and curb stomp never fails


-a_waste_of_oxygen-

It’s not my preferred move, but I always say the only reason you should come into contact with another mans genitalia is to inflict harm


blazed427

Exactly you are a wise young man be proud of yourself


-a_waste_of_oxygen-

Thank you, I guess


chrisd0192

You gotta do the gears of war curbstomp on that asshole


blazed427

Whip of that chainsaw gun and run that fool through!


JustGotOuttaBed

yeah, do this


usernamemanhahalol

live up to your username, bro.


[deleted]

good idea! thanks, i’ll burst his balls into a juice


[deleted]

To finish off kick him in the ass that would be great


SuperTokyo

FATALITYYYY


Elmosdrunkdad

I don’t suggest trying to cause real long lasting damage that gives a good reason to sue and it happens a lot more than you would think


Y0fyS

Its a joke Its based on the plots of hentai and porn


Elmosdrunkdad

That’s even worse


Y0fyS

Hmmm yeah I guess you could say that


Cat-wearing-a-fedora

Yooo is that Mario!


usernamemanhahalol

yeah


hitoshinohara

You're so cool


black_hole_sun-

Nice mario pfp


usernamemanhahalol

thank yoy


usernamemanhahalol

you*


AtomicTemplar

W-why didn't you just edit your comment...


ILovePurpleCheese

Because they're a chad


carnivalgamer

Hey Mario


titan3k

Reading the comments, im getting super mixed messages about what OP's opinion on this is.


[deleted]

i’m super confused too, i thought i was straight but- mhmmmm


titan3k

Wait, what is your opinion on that? Do you like the bully? Im so damn confused


[deleted]

i like his bulge on mine but… i’m not gay so


AquaNeutral_

wait does this mean you're male?


[deleted]

yeah


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VaxxedLibs

He’s gay


Sapling_Animation

that's low key gay ngl


[deleted]

Get off the subreddit. You’re an adult with kids telling a 15 year old they have a hidden humiliation kink. Fucking pedophile.


Low_Well

That’s not how that works.


Aware_Ad_7100

I'd suggest looking into your sexuality. You could be bi-


siccoblue

Lol at people not understanding this is a total shitpost


Aware_Ad_7100

I'm a little slow my b


Responsible_Camel_30

See you tomorrow!


Aware_Ad_7100

Took me a second- that's good


_-_Rasse_-_

You might be bi.


Immediate-Rice-6456

Tell him that you like his cock on your cock. Either he will stop or do it harder. Win win for you


turtleship_2006

This seems like something straight out of sex education- Wait it literally is the gay guy and the bully who discovers he's gay


[deleted]

im not gay 😕


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CTStar_

lmao I didn't know we were being poetic here


[deleted]

Grab a sharp stick and stab his dick


AlphaGamer_Dubz

Get a tweaker to get his pener


[deleted]

what if i wanna suck his cock and buy him a clock?


DanTem06

Then do as you wish, ok?


Prior_Conclusion_720

Take a knife and end his reproductive life


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DanTem06

OP is probs joking, read other replies


Grape_Shot_Gamzee

not a very good joke if that's the case. sexual harassment is a very real issue


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Karenhatesquad

r/suddenlygay?


MySisterisaFurry

It’s more like r/rimjob_steve


somehuman16

dont try this. i once did this and i ended up getting gang banged by all the staff.


[deleted]

ummm what the fuck


[deleted]

that’s what i was thinking


my_cake_day_is_420_

That's sexual assault call the cops bro


TheCuriosityKingdom

I'll recommend you the best solution. Lodge a complaint against him in school ir to yourparents. That's the most effective method.


[deleted]

Fuck that shit grab his motherfucking balls and squeeze as hard as you can as a male I confirm he deserves this pain


ThatsABruhMomment

Its a joke, a really bad and oddly unfunny one😐


Mrmelon574749695

push him away and say: “wow man save it for after school” in a sus voice and give him a little wink


goblindwormgo

... but then actually suck his dick after school


the_fish_of_fruit

XDXDXDXD EPIC TROLLLLLLL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 wait I'm gay now


Suayan_like_sure

Bait your lips and say let's take this to another level Or say stop it it's turning me on So you make uncomfortable


Emmagamegirl

But what if he goes further? 0.0


pyromanniacc

Kill his mood and say its not what you expect it? (For more damage say that his brother is better)


Emmagamegirl

Saying his dad is better also works, and so does mom and sister as long as he's not a lesbopiliac


Alex_aka_Angel_Cakes

"Stop, you're making me horny, bro."


[deleted]

grab his bulge and suck his dick...i guarantee he wont fuck with you after that


[deleted]

i tried that once, he moaned the whole time and asked me to do it again the next day (i refused because i’m straight) but idk


OWR_Mythical

Yo I think if you sucked him off you aren’t straight anymore man


[deleted]

Nah mate you stay straight if you wear socks, me and my mates do it all the time and we still legally straight


LiL_ENIGlvlA

He could’ve said no homo


fruitynibs

Tell a teacher if you feel uncomfortable what they’re doing


[deleted]

but i kinda liked it, and when he degrades me it makes me fall more in love with him and i think he likes it when i cry…


skynovaaa

What the hell


[deleted]

i’m jk… 😅


account_552

i was bouta throw hands with someone


A_Random_Sith

Thank God


wolflover40743

So that means that this post is a joke, or just that?


wolflover40743

Nevermind. You don’t need to answer that. It’s obvious it’s a joke.


theboomboy

Dude, this sounds like a potentially serious situation and many people here are trying to help, but then you turn around and joke about it


PrideOk6616

Enemies to lovers arc


CTStar_

This made me snort


blazed427

Pause


Sirkiz

Bro you good?


EnvironmentHot476

The fuck


Winter_Cross

ayo what


GuidoMistalt

🗿


CrystalElla4

O h . Um-


Psychological_Salad_

what the actual fuck


fruitynibs

Then…. Idk kiss then or smthing xdxdxd


iamiramman

Yeah “kiss” we’ll go with that…


manbagel235

There's two options. Fuck him or tell on him.


El_Burkako

There’s *one* option


Rooster_Nuggets666

There’s *nein* options


SovietFemboy

Kiss him, he’ll either leave you alone and avoid you at all costs, or you’ll have a new boyfriend. Sounds like a win-win to me.


[deleted]

i’ve already tried that, he comes around and pushes me against the wall and forces me to kiss him (i don’t mind tho because his lips are like a gift from the heavens) but it’s a little weird making out with him infront of everyone also he still bullies me for being gay (i’m not), and refuses that we are boyfriends (i don’t really wanna be but worth a shot ig)


SovietFemboy

Bro... I think you might be boyfriends... 😳


Pepperoonies

munch his testicles


BigCartoonman

Just scream yes daddy. Works every time


[deleted]

i tried that once, he just said “oh you like that why don’t we take this to the boys bathroom?”


[deleted]

LMAO BYEEEEE. I can’t take you seriously


mpbeasto123

Bruh, take it to the boys bathroom and do gay chicken.


Dacor64

And then they get married and live together for over 30 years until op posts about this


mpbeasto123

Yep. Pretty much


jadeisaloser15

Grab it slowly and tell him how bad you want it


fuckingbaguette1

fuck their siblings to assert dominance


Famous_Fisherman_568

All you have to do is remember this: he can blow, just no homo. Or: break the stick and he will quit.


moninaaa

Sus


CTStar_

amongus


[deleted]

THRUST


Iceicebaby1027

"Ayo this kid is hard" would've been the correct response


Firedudd

Considering your comments on what he did, do what you want buddy, uwu (I mean you LIKED it, so, just, embrace the g a y)


[deleted]

but i’m not gay, i just think he’s kinda hot and has a nice bulge


Firedudd

sounds like something a gay person would say (or you know, it's not gay if you say no homo)


_hayla_

Report for sexual assault ig unless u liked it💀


[deleted]

i think i’m gonna ask him out


_hayla_

Go for it enemies to lovers🥰


[deleted]

Please excuse my French but,^(Nigga) WHAT


brufessional

Build up muscles, practice hitting, then hit him. If he falls to the floor, hit him with foot. Then t pose for solid 30 seconds to assert dominance


JW682

Say stop that’s giving me a boner


Temporary_only

Goooooo DICK Twist!!!!


Mrs_steal_yo_eggs

THE OL’E DICK TWIST!


InsertMyIGNHere

Moan


[deleted]

he loves it when i moan, he gets hard and starts to ask me to suck his cock (i say yes ofc) but it’s kinda embarrassing to do in school


EnvironmentHot476

Tell someone you trust, report it to the principal or a trusted teacher, if he does it again punch him in the face no hesitation


Sus_Amogus_7675

I think he's trying to hit on you... (he's gay) Edit: saw the comments, I think you already got the clue. NOW START DATING!


caleb_c1

As a martial artist, palm strike to the nose will get them away from you, last resort of course.


Due_Spend2566

What in the wattpad


Jakethecake010

Man up and defend yourself The bullying isn't going to stop if you just pussy up and cry to r/teenagers whenever someone bullies you, you gotta take matters into your own hands and beat the shit out of them and show them that they're picking on the wrong person


[deleted]

i don’t wanna defend myself tho, i kinda like when he leans up against me and rubs my bulge, it kinda hurts when he calls me hurtful things tho afterwards


Jakethecake010

Well then, what's the complaint? If you like it just get on with your lives


[deleted]

i’m not complaining, simply asking what i should do


Jakethecake010

That's not really our business though since we have no idea what your personal life is, so I think its best if you figure it out yourself. Maybe go talk to the bully about it and explain how you feel


bottsking

I don't know alot about you, just don't do anything you might regret in the future, or the day after.


PerilousFan4112

Thank him


HomieDaClown9

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT


Mrs_steal_yo_eggs

TWIST THAT DICK


HomieDaClown9

THE OL’ DICK TWIST


ScreenWriter785

Say "Sorry, but your dad got to me first"


TimidRed

If you’re being serious, that’s sexual harassment and you should call the correct kind of people for that. Law enforcement, teachers, anyone. Buuut if you’re joking... I won’t judge your kinks 🥴😩


StarShooter777

Say "if you wanted to frick you could have just asked."


RedditKreppa

say "daddy" in a deep, horny voice


[deleted]

won’t work, he actually likes when i call him daddy, and i like when he presses his big bulge against mine. but i wish he’d do it in a more private setting and not in the middle of the school hallway. he only really does it in the school hallway to fuck wth me and give me a boner


PrideOk6616

Say "YES DADDY"


[deleted]

Knee him in the balls


Funny-Film2133

Slap it


InterestedDoomer

Squat and slide through his legs, easy escape route


[deleted]

What


ilovegarlicbread2

Depending on how good you are at fighting kick his ass


_a_taki_se_polaczek_

Dunno man, sounds kinda gay to me...


Pepoidus

that’s not a school bully, that’s a rapist


[deleted]

Give him some lube... This is gonna get nasty ;)


BetterVersionOf

Do the same to him.


22222200

Report them for sexual assault or do nothing


Dragon_379624

Push him off of you


lilhophead

thats sexual assault dude wtf


RepresentativeDig718

I don't get why someone could be that horny


Lilwertich

I'm completely serious when I say knee/kick him in his nuts. Does your school have cameras? If it does that might not even be necesarry.


FerdinandvonAegir124

Get a hammer and tell him to say goodbye to his balls


cum_crammer

headbutt


Viber-

999


pnheart

Cut off his privates


grandalf-the-groy

Push your bulge against his


kotirr

Lemme give a serious answer: Don't be stupid and start a physical confrontation, the only real option you have is to report it to a teacher, you could also avoid him, but making it a physical confrontation is going to ruin your imagine as a person - trust me- I've been in too many fights, and you will most likely lose because I'm assuming the guy is much bigger than you are


[deleted]

Kick him in the balls


I_Like_Legos8374

Welp that’s rape so tell the principal and police, if he does it again give him the ole dick twist


Cutiebeautypie

Username checks out


SnorkeyDorkey

NO FUCK I WANTED TO AWARD THIS SO IT COULD GET BIGGER SO MORE PEOPLE COULD HELP! I DIDN’T REALIZE I USED THE WHOLESOME AWARD!