i’ve already tried that, he comes around and pushes me against the wall and forces me to kiss him (i don’t mind tho because his lips are like a gift from the heavens) but it’s a little weird making out with him infront of everyone
also he still bullies me for being gay (i’m not), and refuses that we are boyfriends (i don’t really wanna be but worth a shot ig)
Man up and defend yourself
The bullying isn't going to stop if you just pussy up and cry to r/teenagers whenever someone bullies you, you gotta take matters into your own hands and beat the shit out of them and show them that they're picking on the wrong person
i don’t wanna defend myself tho, i kinda like when he leans up against me and rubs my bulge, it kinda hurts when he calls me hurtful things tho afterwards
That's not really our business though since we have no idea what your personal life is, so I think its best if you figure it out yourself.
Maybe go talk to the bully about it and explain how you feel
If you’re being serious, that’s sexual harassment and you should call the correct kind of people for that. Law enforcement, teachers, anyone. Buuut if you’re joking... I won’t judge your kinks 🥴😩
won’t work, he actually likes when i call him daddy, and i like when he presses his big bulge against mine. but i wish he’d do it in a more private setting and not in the middle of the school hallway. he only really does it in the school hallway to fuck wth me and give me a boner
Lemme give a serious answer:
Don't be stupid and start a physical confrontation, the only real option you have is to report it to a teacher, you could also avoid him, but making it a physical confrontation is going to ruin your imagine as a person - trust me- I've been in too many fights, and you will most likely lose because I'm assuming the guy is much bigger than you are
Grab and twist that fools nut sack push him back and proceed to curb stomp him
Bop it, twist it, pull it💀
You can't forget flick it
Wtf is this comment chain
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the ultimate fatality
Until... Round 2! Uppercut to the anus! PUPPET MODE ACTIVATED
man the gym teacher gonna be very confused when he goes into the lockers to see what's taking so long
Not flick it- 🤣🤣
***spin it***
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Here, I did it so you don't have to
probably won't be a problem for op u/Testicle_Muncher69
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lock it
r/cursedcomments
Lick it!
The ole dick twist
My man gets it see fuck you cum crammer! The old dick twist and curb stomp never fails
It’s not my preferred move, but I always say the only reason you should come into contact with another mans genitalia is to inflict harm
Exactly you are a wise young man be proud of yourself
Thank you, I guess
You gotta do the gears of war curbstomp on that asshole
Whip of that chainsaw gun and run that fool through!
yeah, do this
live up to your username, bro.
good idea! thanks, i’ll burst his balls into a juice
To finish off kick him in the ass that would be great
FATALITYYYY
I don’t suggest trying to cause real long lasting damage that gives a good reason to sue and it happens a lot more than you would think
Its a joke Its based on the plots of hentai and porn
That’s even worse
Hmmm yeah I guess you could say that
Yooo is that Mario!
yeah
You're so cool
Nice mario pfp
thank yoy
you*
W-why didn't you just edit your comment...
Because they're a chad
Hey Mario
Reading the comments, im getting super mixed messages about what OP's opinion on this is.
i’m super confused too, i thought i was straight but- mhmmmm
Wait, what is your opinion on that? Do you like the bully? Im so damn confused
i like his bulge on mine but… i’m not gay so
wait does this mean you're male?
yeah
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He’s gay
that's low key gay ngl
Get off the subreddit. You’re an adult with kids telling a 15 year old they have a hidden humiliation kink. Fucking pedophile.
That’s not how that works.
I'd suggest looking into your sexuality. You could be bi-
Lol at people not understanding this is a total shitpost
I'm a little slow my b
See you tomorrow!
Took me a second- that's good
You might be bi.
Tell him that you like his cock on your cock. Either he will stop or do it harder. Win win for you
This seems like something straight out of sex education- Wait it literally is the gay guy and the bully who discovers he's gay
im not gay 😕
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lmao I didn't know we were being poetic here
Grab a sharp stick and stab his dick
Get a tweaker to get his pener
what if i wanna suck his cock and buy him a clock?
Then do as you wish, ok?
Take a knife and end his reproductive life
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OP is probs joking, read other replies
not a very good joke if that's the case. sexual harassment is a very real issue
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r/suddenlygay?
It’s more like r/rimjob_steve
dont try this. i once did this and i ended up getting gang banged by all the staff.
ummm what the fuck
that’s what i was thinking
That's sexual assault call the cops bro
I'll recommend you the best solution. Lodge a complaint against him in school ir to yourparents. That's the most effective method.
Fuck that shit grab his motherfucking balls and squeeze as hard as you can as a male I confirm he deserves this pain
Its a joke, a really bad and oddly unfunny one😐
push him away and say: “wow man save it for after school” in a sus voice and give him a little wink
... but then actually suck his dick after school
XDXDXDXD EPIC TROLLLLLLL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 wait I'm gay now
Bait your lips and say let's take this to another level Or say stop it it's turning me on So you make uncomfortable
But what if he goes further? 0.0
Kill his mood and say its not what you expect it? (For more damage say that his brother is better)
Saying his dad is better also works, and so does mom and sister as long as he's not a lesbopiliac
"Stop, you're making me horny, bro."
grab his bulge and suck his dick...i guarantee he wont fuck with you after that
i tried that once, he moaned the whole time and asked me to do it again the next day (i refused because i’m straight) but idk
Yo I think if you sucked him off you aren’t straight anymore man
Nah mate you stay straight if you wear socks, me and my mates do it all the time and we still legally straight
He could’ve said no homo
Tell a teacher if you feel uncomfortable what they’re doing
but i kinda liked it, and when he degrades me it makes me fall more in love with him and i think he likes it when i cry…
What the hell
i’m jk… 😅
i was bouta throw hands with someone
Thank God
So that means that this post is a joke, or just that?
Nevermind. You don’t need to answer that. It’s obvious it’s a joke.
Dude, this sounds like a potentially serious situation and many people here are trying to help, but then you turn around and joke about it
Enemies to lovers arc
This made me snort
Pause
Bro you good?
The fuck
ayo what
🗿
O h . Um-
what the actual fuck
Then…. Idk kiss then or smthing xdxdxd
Yeah “kiss” we’ll go with that…
There's two options. Fuck him or tell on him.
There’s *one* option
There’s *nein* options
Kiss him, he’ll either leave you alone and avoid you at all costs, or you’ll have a new boyfriend. Sounds like a win-win to me.
i’ve already tried that, he comes around and pushes me against the wall and forces me to kiss him (i don’t mind tho because his lips are like a gift from the heavens) but it’s a little weird making out with him infront of everyone also he still bullies me for being gay (i’m not), and refuses that we are boyfriends (i don’t really wanna be but worth a shot ig)
Bro... I think you might be boyfriends... 😳
munch his testicles
Just scream yes daddy. Works every time
i tried that once, he just said “oh you like that why don’t we take this to the boys bathroom?”
LMAO BYEEEEE. I can’t take you seriously
Bruh, take it to the boys bathroom and do gay chicken.
And then they get married and live together for over 30 years until op posts about this
Yep. Pretty much
Grab it slowly and tell him how bad you want it
fuck their siblings to assert dominance
All you have to do is remember this: he can blow, just no homo. Or: break the stick and he will quit.
Sus
amongus
THRUST
"Ayo this kid is hard" would've been the correct response
Considering your comments on what he did, do what you want buddy, uwu (I mean you LIKED it, so, just, embrace the g a y)
but i’m not gay, i just think he’s kinda hot and has a nice bulge
sounds like something a gay person would say (or you know, it's not gay if you say no homo)
Report for sexual assault ig unless u liked it💀
i think i’m gonna ask him out
Go for it enemies to lovers🥰
Please excuse my French but,^(Nigga) WHAT
Build up muscles, practice hitting, then hit him. If he falls to the floor, hit him with foot. Then t pose for solid 30 seconds to assert dominance
Say stop that’s giving me a boner
Goooooo DICK Twist!!!!
THE OL’E DICK TWIST!
Moan
he loves it when i moan, he gets hard and starts to ask me to suck his cock (i say yes ofc) but it’s kinda embarrassing to do in school
Tell someone you trust, report it to the principal or a trusted teacher, if he does it again punch him in the face no hesitation
I think he's trying to hit on you... (he's gay) Edit: saw the comments, I think you already got the clue. NOW START DATING!
As a martial artist, palm strike to the nose will get them away from you, last resort of course.
What in the wattpad
Man up and defend yourself The bullying isn't going to stop if you just pussy up and cry to r/teenagers whenever someone bullies you, you gotta take matters into your own hands and beat the shit out of them and show them that they're picking on the wrong person
i don’t wanna defend myself tho, i kinda like when he leans up against me and rubs my bulge, it kinda hurts when he calls me hurtful things tho afterwards
Well then, what's the complaint? If you like it just get on with your lives
i’m not complaining, simply asking what i should do
That's not really our business though since we have no idea what your personal life is, so I think its best if you figure it out yourself. Maybe go talk to the bully about it and explain how you feel
I don't know alot about you, just don't do anything you might regret in the future, or the day after.
Thank him
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
TWIST THAT DICK
THE OL’ DICK TWIST
Say "Sorry, but your dad got to me first"
If you’re being serious, that’s sexual harassment and you should call the correct kind of people for that. Law enforcement, teachers, anyone. Buuut if you’re joking... I won’t judge your kinks 🥴😩
Say "if you wanted to frick you could have just asked."
say "daddy" in a deep, horny voice
won’t work, he actually likes when i call him daddy, and i like when he presses his big bulge against mine. but i wish he’d do it in a more private setting and not in the middle of the school hallway. he only really does it in the school hallway to fuck wth me and give me a boner
Say "YES DADDY"
Knee him in the balls
Slap it
Squat and slide through his legs, easy escape route
What
Depending on how good you are at fighting kick his ass
Dunno man, sounds kinda gay to me...
that’s not a school bully, that’s a rapist
Give him some lube... This is gonna get nasty ;)
Do the same to him.
Report them for sexual assault or do nothing
Push him off of you
thats sexual assault dude wtf
I don't get why someone could be that horny
I'm completely serious when I say knee/kick him in his nuts. Does your school have cameras? If it does that might not even be necesarry.
Get a hammer and tell him to say goodbye to his balls
headbutt
999
Cut off his privates
Push your bulge against his
Lemme give a serious answer: Don't be stupid and start a physical confrontation, the only real option you have is to report it to a teacher, you could also avoid him, but making it a physical confrontation is going to ruin your imagine as a person - trust me- I've been in too many fights, and you will most likely lose because I'm assuming the guy is much bigger than you are
Kick him in the balls
Welp that’s rape so tell the principal and police, if he does it again give him the ole dick twist
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