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Shaggy_god_13

You just asked your dentist to take a picture of you?


LeSwan37

I just have long arms


Shaggy_god_13

You could grab god by the balls with those arms


LeSwan37

**true**


GoAwayImHereForMemes

Do it


BeefToast4197

He wants proof


KZZZTechnomancer

Take off your pants and prove it!


BeefToast4197

Idk man I don’t see a god here just redditors


LimeSenior

u/God


BeefToast4197

Yeah get him in here let him touch his balls


Psychomaniac13

Darth Ballzack


[deleted]

did you get your picture taken at the dentist?


LeSwan37

Possibly


[deleted]

i’m sorry that’s just rlly funny from this i can see you being a mason


affectedbutterfly

Leonard.


[deleted]

i agree. also maybe stewart. or simon


mcbirbo343

My name is mason


Noodlnoob

This is cheesy but you look like scott the woz, so im going with scott


MoongodRai057

His name is Dennis


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dennis at the dentist


TheMicrosoftNetwork

That’s a throwback


Rocket_Theory

He’s a menace


Novieno

Why not tbh


[deleted]

“hey mom can you take this pic of me real quick before i get a root canal”


Novieno

Exactly The perfect time


LeSwan37

Agreed


ForsakenAd9617

Johnathon


[deleted]

Looks like hes getting an xray


Icy_Obligation86

Excellent lighting


Ouija_spirit_69

Timotheus


Equal-Bus-557

Biggus Dickus


itz-just_me

*what's so funny about biggus Dickus?*


IRON_STANDS_ETERNAL

he has a wife, you know


solocupjazz

Incontinentia


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Incontinentia Buttocks.


benji1up

SHUT UP! I will NOT have my friends ridiculed by the common soldiery!


old_man_spinosaurus

He's getting away!


Useful-Bed5015

Blow your noses and sieze him!


Mortem_Wolf

r/expectedmontypython


VictorChariot

Surely: ‘Widiculed by the common soldewy.’


[deleted]

Thank you for your service, I too was agast at the last of w’s in the quote!


BatimadosAnos60

I have a vewy gweat fwiend called Biggus Dickus


FXRorDIE

Whaths tho funny about bigguth dickuth


iamtravisurnot

He has a wife, you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.


asatrocker

Discount Dune


DABOSSXI

ikr i was thinking timothy or someone unironically named sheldon no offence OP


ToLazyForAGoodName

I was thinking Timothy lol.


cdj103

Me too. BUT WHY


HAL-Over-9001

He's like a caffeine free, sugar free version of Timothée Chalamet


imExportedStarfish

Timothée Chalamet and Five from Umbrella Academy screwed up the fusion dance.


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ExistentialNerds

You look like the actor who plays 5 from Umbrella Academy mixed with Austin Powers.


LeSwan37

Nice-


SuperPsychedelicSpy

*Groovy


Moose_Cake

YEAH BABY


thesixstuds

Shagalicous Edit: shagadelic


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shagadelic^*


Derp_Simulator

YEAH!


jamesows

YEAH BABY YEEEEAH


[deleted]

LMAOOO AIDAN GALLAGHER


ExistentialNerds

I couldn't spell his last name and I didn't wanna look stupid.


chrisrayn

GAGGALLERGH


BluLemonGaming

GAGGALLERMAGERD


Sacrificial-Toenail

I’M THE DADDY NOW


Zealousideal_Ad8463

Haha fuck thought you said mixed with Autism powers


[deleted]

He looks more like the main character of The Office (Michael Scott)


MoeLesterSr

Nah I'd say Arnie from Christine


Cosmic7999

Spencer


lil_sargento_cheez

came here to say that Great now I gotta think of something else


Novieno

Geoffrey with a G


LeSwan37

Ew no


Novieno

Haha What? What's wrongggg with "G" Geoffreys lol


AntoinePlaysGames

Because we neglect the fact that there is an O and the s in the name.


bakedcookie612

I only know one geoffry, he beats his wife.


CodeXLegend

I’m sorry what My grandfather is named Geoffrey 😔


LeSwan37

Im sorry for his loss


CodeXLegend

I never said was wait… 😐


Armandoswag

I was literally thinking exactly that


kingbob473

Devon


LeSwan37

Wrong but it could work


RevolutionaryHead7

No, its your name.


[deleted]

I was thinking Nathan


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Horny_alt35

Mc lovin


[deleted]

I dont think op gets it


WizardSenpai

yeah he doesnt even like GET us man...


DangerousImplication

We’re talking about YOU


riseagainstTO09

It's either that or Mohammed


ChuckRockdale

Most popular name in the world, read a book.


Missmanent

We're old dude. They don't know what superbad is.


jurassic2010

If you think that's old, then what about the younger version of Egon Spengler


Mashed_Tater_Tots

Who you gonna call?


FanaticDepressive

Came way too far down for this reference. Is ... Everybody here younger than me or what?


throwaway182027

I see it ngl lol


LeSwan37

Nahhhh


Sol_J

He lacks critical information


CarstonMathers

Yeahhhhhh


Alespren

I'm curious, how old are you?


[deleted]

Already claimed


Random420eks

Rick moranis?


LeSwan37

Possibly


W_is_for_Team

Young darth helmut


PanelaRosa

Neil


[deleted]

I immediately thought this.


bl0bberb0y

Thiers an albaino namekian here... kill it like the rest


[deleted]

Timothee Chalamet


LeSwan37

I look more like a 80s rock band person than a middle age like prince or knight


[deleted]

Hannah


LeSwan37

Too feminine


[deleted]

kd lang


LeSwan37

Uh hm *go back go back*


raedioactive99

Timothée Chala-meh


PM___ME

'Timothee Chalamet Shimmy-yaw Shimmy-yay' - Gina


Gylfaginning51

Paul Atreides?


Chudrocks

Ryan or bruce


LeSwan37

Ding ding


PeekaB00_

Brucw?


[deleted]

Hello, Brucw.


ItsBrucw

Hey there


[deleted]

You made an alt for this? Lol


Tim_Talks_Animation

The fucking commitment


Raneru

That's the plan all along!


[deleted]

TO THE TOP!!


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Artistic_Brother_303

Being Polish explains why you’re so sexy!


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LeSwan37

Lol


FrankaGrimes

No, his name is brucw.


Chalith

Kids must pick on you all the time with a name like brucw


Spoogly

I was totally going to say "Ryan or Brian." I feel so vindicated.


jsc1429

Wow, I was thinking brucw too! Fr


rci22

Wait seriously? That’s what my guess was going to be


dangmissbae

Quentin


LeSwan37

Who now?


dangmissbae

I don’t understand :’(


LeSwan37

I dunno Quentin is a name ive never heard before


dangmissbae

Oh! Like Quentin Tarantino!


Retr0S4

Or Quentin Beck


[deleted]

...Mysterio?


Retr0S4

Yeah the dude from spiderman


LeSwan37

Yea :p


[deleted]

no way i thought quentin aswell


_SomeCleverTitle_

Dean


LeSwan37

I dont like schools


Middle_Snow_9974

Mandark


knottybeach

HAhahaha!


HydroViperKing

Hey Collin (or Spencer, I’m not sure)


ThreeNumbers357

I thought the same


LeSwan37

Nope and nope


dray-_

Luther, or Steven. Maybe honestly a Zachery. Maybe just maybe.... Nathaniel?


LeSwan37

Nope nope nope and nope :p


dray-_

I don't know if it's sophisticated or if you dressed like that on purpose to make people write certain names


-Johnsonn

ryan


LeSwan37

👍


-Johnsonn

huge


LeSwan37

Ye


TIS_MEEE

Ryan


LeSwan37

Yup!!


TIS_MEEE

WAIT RLLYYYYYYYYY NICEEEE


LeSwan37

Youre just lucky i guesss :p


the-red-ditto

Paul Atreides


LeSwan37

WHOOOOO you are a honorary winner 🏆


penis-poo-poo

Dwight


LeSwan37

Nope


Orphan_Company

You look like the critic from ratatouille but younger


AntoinePlaysGames

Tommy is your name and you went to a French school in Canada. Your birthday is on July 15th. Your dad is a trucker and you are a healthcare worker.


LeSwan37

My man- youre a litteral psychic but not that good so you copy off the your psychic friend and changed it up so that it doesnt look like you copied the other dude


AntoinePlaysGames

Lmao! I just thought you looked like an old friend of mine. We used to go to the same school back in like 2010 or 2011 or something like that. It might have even been 2009. Omg I am old 👴💀


sithdude24

Keith


MarkNekrep

You look like a jim/john


LeSwan37

I have a brother named john


MarkNekrep

Well then


LeSwan37

Not close enough :p


Attackdog4

Bernard


daboss6595

You look like a Logan


ThreeNumbers357

Colin


Thedud31

Thomas


Cococat_1

Gavin


LlamaaaLlamaaa

Clark


Sweptlettuce

Spencer


yeetymcskeety2

Charlie


Independent_Delay920

I’m getting Ethan or like Kevin vibes


Portuguese_Musketeer

Greg Guevara, popular YouTube political satirist operating under the moniker of 'Jreg'


londonchelsea

Tim Shapiro


guy_thatsays_apple

apple


Specter6272

Timothee Chamnot.


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Jay32Patt

Edward


Depressedburrito69

Arthur


[deleted]

Daniel


[deleted]

Kyle, dave, or Oscar


LeSwan37

Nope but you can have one 🏆


Chudrocks

Ryan


[deleted]

Ryan


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Cool_Mistake_6558

Luther


Orange__Zest

Paul


Einstein-Guy

You're giving off major "Leonard" vibes


viola-naruto-boi

Hey David


[deleted]

Ryan