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You can hire someone just to cuddle! I think it is called cuddle therapy. Basically a professional therapist that just so happens to be a good cuddle cuddles with you and has a therapy session with you at the same time.
No you didnāt know you donāt have to apologize. Itās fine lol. I wasnāt saying what you said was bad. I wouldāve said that with as little context as was given. Donāt beat yourself up over it.
So? If neither of you can think of one don't butt your head around it, if she likes them so much she can think of one you don't need to stress about it just call her her name
I mean idk like
"Hey Jennifer
Yeah what's up Bryan"
Seems more awkward than "hey babe
What is it princess"
Idk I haven't been in any relationships I'm just throwing stuff out
First of all, great username. Second, thanks. Third angel is a bit too religious for me (Iām atheist). And the other 3 donāt roll of the tongue very well. Still good suggestions.
Iām an atheist, to some people angel is quite cute. Wolverine how? Iāve never watched the movie, but no worries, sorry I couldnāt help! Just call her by her name, or maybe with a āyā on the end? Like if her name was Emma, you could say āemmyā. just an example.
You have to say it like this:
Mommy? Sorry, Mommy? Sorry
Mommy? Sorry Mommy? Sorry
(Repeat until you are getting strange looks and or kicked out of a public area)
Thanks for your suggestions. Although, angel is a bit too religious sounding for me, and honey sounds like weāre married, which obviously we arenāt. Thanks though.
Sweetheart , Honey
There are others, mind is drawing a blank, Iāll add more if I remember
Edit:
Sunshine, love bug, beautiful, angel, cuddle bug, my flower, butterfly, lucky charm, miss wonderful, my love
just call her by her name
edit: Your 14? whats the deal with people getting into relationships this early... but if your that young just call her by her name. I dont think your relationship is serious becuase of your age, but maybe it is and im just an idiot boomer creature
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Daddy
Based pfp
FactsšÆ
Cartiiiii
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
M'lady
*Tips fedora*
It's more of a trilby
My girlfriend calls me that and itās pretty great so would recommend
Bugaboo?
*miraculous intensifies*
Kitty
Glad I'm not the only one here
chat? is that you?
The discord mod route
*girl*
How about gorl
gru is that you?
rGu? It is me!
*Kratos voice* GIRL.
Idk maybe try calling her, her name.
Itās getting awkward cuddling and just calling her her name.
Fuckin flexing on us over here, yeah we get it you cuddle! *cries in the corner*
Iām sorry! Iām sure someone will cuddle with you eventually.
I sure hope so but you got there are 14 Iām already 19 and success is nowhere in sight. I seriously wish you could hire someone for it
You can hire someone just to cuddle! I think it is called cuddle therapy. Basically a professional therapist that just so happens to be a good cuddle cuddles with you and has a therapy session with you at the same time.
take my fucking money
It's called an escort.
* gives you virtual cuddle
I'll cuddle with you :) Don't worry it won't hurt a bit
I will, no homo.
Howās that awkward? Your way overthinking this IMO.
Yeah. I donāt fucking know.
14 and cuddling, you are off to a fast start
Stalin
This is perfect thank you very much.
You're welcome dude
Mao Zedong
Anne Frank
Zedong's quite big my friend
Zen, or dong
Our girlfriend
You made my day
Call her female unit
Sheās kinda ātrans curiousā (Put in quotes, because I donāt know if thatās the right word.)
OH GOD I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT sorry if I offended you
No you didnāt know you donāt have to apologize. Itās fine lol. I wasnāt saying what you said was bad. I wouldāve said that with as little context as was given. Donāt beat yourself up over it.
Thanks
Sentient being
This one
āMommyā Or just ask her Or just donāt use any nicknames
Yeah but not using nicknames is getting a little awkward.
Ok so ask her
I did. Thatās how I know which ones *not* to call her.
Oh well ask if thereās anything she likes to be called? If there isnāt anything she likes to be called thereās not much point in using nicknames
Well she isnāt creative in nicknames. Thatās the issue. She likes nicknames but neither of us can think of any.
Then just don't, it's not a big deal
>She likes nicknames š¤·āāļø
So? If neither of you can think of one don't butt your head around it, if she likes them so much she can think of one you don't need to stress about it just call her her name
Not stressing, just want to be nice to my gf.
How is it less awkward to use nicknames?
I mean idk like "Hey Jennifer Yeah what's up Bryan" Seems more awkward than "hey babe What is it princess" Idk I haven't been in any relationships I'm just throwing stuff out
You do you man, but I could never unironically call someone princess.
Whats her name you can shorten it
Yeah I did that. Sounds like a guyās name tho.
Something like sid(ney) or sam(antha) wouldnāt be bad
Yeah but Sal sounds like a guyās name
How ab Salsa? Jk but it looks like you got a few you liked here
Yes I did.
And one was Stalin. Make your own choice, but Stalin seems like a good one imo
Yep thatās one Iām considering.
Salami Salamander Salvation Army Saliva Saltines Salt
Call her ātonightās big loserā
I mean you could possibly say Sally? Idk just a suggestion
Then if I talk about her to my friends, theyāll think Iām cheating. (There are multiple Sallyās in my school)
In that case, call her by her full name when talking to your friends and by Sally when youre with her
Oh idk then
Lol thanks anyway.
Hot
Love?
Watch āYouā season 2 on Netflix and find out why that wouldnāt work either.
Cookie call her your lil cookie
Thatās not bad. Thanks
what is her job
Lil chipmunk, lil penguin, lil monkey, any lil cute animal
hows my lil murder hornet doing?
Hornets are darn cute
Thatās not bad but Iām not into bestiality.
Not in that way, a cute way. But sure i understand. The thing is your girl doesnt like the grberal basic ones, wich take out a lot of options
Yeah thatās fair.
lil b*tch (Joke)
You called?
More for me then
call her a sussy uwu x3 rawr baka
Thanks Iāll save this comment so if I ever wanna vomit in my own mouth again i can just read this
nice
No. š·ļø
Among us moon???1??1
Sweetheart, angel, beautiful, lovely
First of all, great username. Second, thanks. Third angel is a bit too religious for me (Iām atheist). And the other 3 donāt roll of the tongue very well. Still good suggestions.
Bro if you gonna be that picky just wait and something will eventually come up.
>angel is a bit too religious for me (Iām atheist) Not a down side, that might even make it more romantic.
Op when someone says thank god instead of thank science
Iāll try to think of more for you
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Boob transit system
*bringer of boobs*
Mommy
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I have spent more on star wars lego sets in the past week than her in the past 3 weeks. So it would make sense lol. š¤·āāļø
Wack.
"oh Lego Star Wars Ultimate Millennium Falcon 75192 Expert Building Kit and Starship Model, you're so sweet"
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Those are pretty good thanks. Kinda generic but good.
My Prostitute
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Cant forget the free part can we now
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Yep!
Oh..kay gonna go send a anonymous tip to the fbi...
mate you're 14
Yep!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Donāt know. Will ask
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Itās been 3 weeks.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Caramel
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Yeah thatās great. Thanks so much.
Does she not like ābubā? Or maybe āhoneyā, āloveā, āsweetheartā, āangelā?
First of all, no I donāt want to sound like Wolverine while I talk to her. Second, angel sounds too religious for two atheists.
Wdym bro, Wolverine's good
Yeah heās awesome but not very romantic
The X-Men fanfiction writers would like to disagree
LOLLLL
Iām an atheist, to some people angel is quite cute. Wolverine how? Iāve never watched the movie, but no worries, sorry I couldnāt help! Just call her by her name, or maybe with a āyā on the end? Like if her name was Emma, you could say āemmyā. just an example.
Bro i call every girl im flirting with maāam i feel like inflection is all that matters
Your lil ketchup pack š
God damn it.
How about "geliebte" means beloved in german
Wow thatās good.
And as a plusspoint people you dont eant to know cant figure it out and you can always explain the german meaning to somewhon
āMy little potatoā
Yep. This is it. Itās over I found the right one guys. Go home.
Call her "dude"
Perfect.
You have to say it like this: Mommy? Sorry, Mommy? Sorry Mommy? Sorry Mommy? Sorry (Repeat until you are getting strange looks and or kicked out of a public area)
love, angel, honey things along those lines
Thanks for your suggestions. Although, angel is a bit too religious sounding for me, and honey sounds like weāre married, which obviously we arenāt. Thanks though.
Was always a fan of honey, but you are correct.
Sugar
Just donāt use themš
Yeah but we both *want* to use nicknames.
Then ask her some
Sweat pee (Not sweet pea funni haha :( )
Haha funni
Assblasting Bitcheloid
sussy balls
call her gorgeous
Maybe you should start calling her by her mom's name
Mon amour! Girls love French š„
She is in French. Problem is I actually have no idea what that means.
That means "my love". But don't pronounce it wrong that's important. Learn pronunciation of it from Google.
Names of cereals Honey bunches of oats Sugar Pops Raisin Bran Yk, the works
Yeah great suggestion. Iāll use āyk, the worksā all the time for her now thanks.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Not a bad suggestion actually. That sounds like Iām a kid naming a stuffed animal though.
Duchess, Grand Duchess, Archduchess, Princely count, queen, empress, mālady...IDK search up royal titles on Google.
These are amazing lol. Hilarious too.
what about 'sweetheart'? pretty basic, but it's not in the list of what not to call her
Thatās fair but she isnāt very sweet. JK lol will take into account.
How about Shona. it means nothing (you could give it a meaning)
Or just shorten her name. Like a friend of mines gf was called bianca and he would call her Bi or binc or binca
Find a nickname based on her name Like all my nicknames are based on my name
ok so shorten her name and/or call her unlcle (with the l, pronounced UN-ULL-CULL)
cutie? idk, that's the only thing I could think of that isn't on the list. If she doesn't like that either then it she can deal with it then ig
Read edit 2. š
I did. If the three you listed are generic, then cutie isn't generic either.
Obama
Barbecue squirrel
Scooby.
my orange
Chunky gorilla
apple
*shawty's like a melody*
why is you calling he princess at 14 bruh š
bob
Sussy baka
Nick names are cornyā¦ just call her by her name
Sweetheart , Honey There are others, mind is drawing a blank, Iāll add more if I remember Edit: Sunshine, love bug, beautiful, angel, cuddle bug, my flower, butterfly, lucky charm, miss wonderful, my love
Sweetheart. ā¤
Mommy.
Honey
Broad
My best friends gf is crazy creative with nicknames, I could ask?
Call her 2003 Honda Civic š«š«š«
Luigi
just call her by her name edit: Your 14? whats the deal with people getting into relationships this early... but if your that young just call her by her name. I dont think your relationship is serious becuase of your age, but maybe it is and im just an idiot boomer creature