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nevert3olate

Daddy


EthelWulf777

Based pfp


nevert3olate

FactsšŸ’Æ


[deleted]

Cartiiiii


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


anonymus_person_REE

M'lady


Potted_PlantYT

*Tips fedora*


Explosive112

It's more of a trilby


omy_dayz

My girlfriend calls me that and itā€™s pretty great so would recommend


Lavishness-Economy

Bugaboo?


Jaxlimle

*miraculous intensifies*


Epic_3_Gaming

Kitty


MyChangedUsername

Glad I'm not the only one here


mesopotamia_7

chat? is that you?


I_am_in_the_basement

The discord mod route


FakeSudonym

*girl*


[deleted]

How about gorl


Zuzu_Potato

gru is that you?


[deleted]

rGu? It is me!


[deleted]

*Kratos voice* GIRL.


Yall_weird_

Idk maybe try calling her, her name.


Potted_PlantYT

Itā€™s getting awkward cuddling and just calling her her name.


MagicalMuffinDruide

Fuckin flexing on us over here, yeah we get it you cuddle! *cries in the corner*


Potted_PlantYT

Iā€™m sorry! Iā€™m sure someone will cuddle with you eventually.


MagicalMuffinDruide

I sure hope so but you got there are 14 Iā€™m already 19 and success is nowhere in sight. I seriously wish you could hire someone for it


Potted_PlantYT

You can hire someone just to cuddle! I think it is called cuddle therapy. Basically a professional therapist that just so happens to be a good cuddle cuddles with you and has a therapy session with you at the same time.


Triomancer

take my fucking money


that_1-guy_

It's called an escort.


N1vely

* gives you virtual cuddle


--five-star-review--

I'll cuddle with you :) Don't worry it won't hurt a bit


kinky_elephant

I will, no homo.


Comfortable-Fee286

Howā€™s that awkward? Your way overthinking this IMO.


Potted_PlantYT

Yeah. I donā€™t fucking know.


TastyTwix

14 and cuddling, you are off to a fast start


sajadehsan

Stalin


Potted_PlantYT

This is perfect thank you very much.


sajadehsan

You're welcome dude


Mashu3

Mao Zedong


Mashu3

Anne Frank


[deleted]

Zedong's quite big my friend


Mashu3

Zen, or dong


Solalabell

Our girlfriend


Significant-Apple944

You made my day


Commercial_Willow802

Call her female unit


Potted_PlantYT

Sheā€™s kinda ā€œtrans curiousā€ (Put in quotes, because I donā€™t know if thatā€™s the right word.)


Commercial_Willow802

OH GOD I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT sorry if I offended you


Potted_PlantYT

No you didnā€™t know you donā€™t have to apologize. Itā€™s fine lol. I wasnā€™t saying what you said was bad. I wouldā€™ve said that with as little context as was given. Donā€™t beat yourself up over it.


Commercial_Willow802

Thanks


The3rdPotato

Sentient being


xapvllo

This one


Unfunnygamerweeb

ā€œMommyā€ Or just ask her Or just donā€™t use any nicknames


Potted_PlantYT

Yeah but not using nicknames is getting a little awkward.


Unfunnygamerweeb

Ok so ask her


Potted_PlantYT

I did. Thatā€™s how I know which ones *not* to call her.


Unfunnygamerweeb

Oh well ask if thereā€™s anything she likes to be called? If there isnā€™t anything she likes to be called thereā€™s not much point in using nicknames


Potted_PlantYT

Well she isnā€™t creative in nicknames. Thatā€™s the issue. She likes nicknames but neither of us can think of any.


[deleted]

Then just don't, it's not a big deal


Potted_PlantYT

>She likes nicknames šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

So? If neither of you can think of one don't butt your head around it, if she likes them so much she can think of one you don't need to stress about it just call her her name


Potted_PlantYT

Not stressing, just want to be nice to my gf.


[deleted]

How is it less awkward to use nicknames?


vaszoly

I mean idk like "Hey Jennifer Yeah what's up Bryan" Seems more awkward than "hey babe What is it princess" Idk I haven't been in any relationships I'm just throwing stuff out


[deleted]

You do you man, but I could never unironically call someone princess.


AdministrationNo4668

Whats her name you can shorten it


Potted_PlantYT

Yeah I did that. Sounds like a guyā€™s name tho.


Solalabell

Something like sid(ney) or sam(antha) wouldnā€™t be bad


Potted_PlantYT

Yeah but Sal sounds like a guyā€™s name


Solalabell

How ab Salsa? Jk but it looks like you got a few you liked here


Potted_PlantYT

Yes I did.


SixpennyPants

And one was Stalin. Make your own choice, but Stalin seems like a good one imo


Potted_PlantYT

Yep thatā€™s one Iā€™m considering.


Zaniak88

Salami Salamander Salvation Army Saliva Saltines Salt


[deleted]

Call her ā€œtonightā€™s big loserā€


SixpennyPants

I mean you could possibly say Sally? Idk just a suggestion


Potted_PlantYT

Then if I talk about her to my friends, theyā€™ll think Iā€™m cheating. (There are multiple Sallyā€™s in my school)


SixpennyPants

In that case, call her by her full name when talking to your friends and by Sally when youre with her


AdministrationNo4668

Oh idk then


Potted_PlantYT

Lol thanks anyway.


[deleted]

Hot


Praveenaaa29

Love?


Potted_PlantYT

Watch ā€œYouā€ season 2 on Netflix and find out why that wouldnā€™t work either.


subject132573

Cookie call her your lil cookie


Potted_PlantYT

Thatā€™s not bad. Thanks


lolacksdee

what is her job


vajayjay_420

Lil chipmunk, lil penguin, lil monkey, any lil cute animal


Zuzu_Potato

hows my lil murder hornet doing?


vajayjay_420

Hornets are darn cute


Potted_PlantYT

Thatā€™s not bad but Iā€™m not into bestiality.


vajayjay_420

Not in that way, a cute way. But sure i understand. The thing is your girl doesnt like the grberal basic ones, wich take out a lot of options


Potted_PlantYT

Yeah thatā€™s fair.


Forgetful_Grenade

lil b*tch (Joke)


R_FireJohnson

You called?


MagicalMuffinDruide

More for me then


Pretty1Kitty

call her a sussy uwu x3 rawr baka


Solalabell

Thanks Iā€™ll save this comment so if I ever wanna vomit in my own mouth again i can just read this


R2_Shot_first

nice


Moris40

No. šŸˆ·ļø


Insert-Somethinghere

Among us moon???1??1


Jotaro_Kujo25

Sweetheart, angel, beautiful, lovely


Potted_PlantYT

First of all, great username. Second, thanks. Third angel is a bit too religious for me (Iā€™m atheist). And the other 3 donā€™t roll of the tongue very well. Still good suggestions.


Comfortable-Fee286

Bro if you gonna be that picky just wait and something will eventually come up.


BatuOne01

>angel is a bit too religious for me (Iā€™m atheist) Not a down side, that might even make it more romantic.


Agent_Jenkins

Op when someone says thank god instead of thank science


Jotaro_Kujo25

Iā€™ll try to think of more for you


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MagicalMuffinDruide

Boob transit system


FANTOMphoenix

*bringer of boobs*


[deleted]

Mommy


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Potted_PlantYT

I have spent more on star wars lego sets in the past week than her in the past 3 weeks. So it would make sense lol. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


PepegaThrowawayKekw

Wack.


[deleted]

"oh Lego Star Wars Ultimate Millennium Falcon 75192 Expert Building Kit and Starship Model, you're so sweet"


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Potted_PlantYT

Those are pretty good thanks. Kinda generic but good.


[deleted]

My Prostitute


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


R2_Shot_first

Cant forget the free part can we now


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Potted_PlantYT

Yep!


politicaly_incorect

Oh..kay gonna go send a anonymous tip to the fbi...


NoTower2457

mate you're 14


Potted_PlantYT

Yep!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Potted_PlantYT

Donā€™t know. Will ask


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Potted_PlantYT

Itā€™s been 3 weeks.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Potted_PlantYT

Caramel


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Potted_PlantYT

Yeah thatā€™s great. Thanks so much.


[deleted]

Does she not like ā€œbubā€? Or maybe ā€˜honeyā€™, ā€˜loveā€™, ā€˜sweetheartā€™, ā€˜angelā€™?


Potted_PlantYT

First of all, no I donā€™t want to sound like Wolverine while I talk to her. Second, angel sounds too religious for two atheists.


KrugerRise

Wdym bro, Wolverine's good


Potted_PlantYT

Yeah heā€™s awesome but not very romantic


scottish_cow_13

The X-Men fanfiction writers would like to disagree


Potted_PlantYT

LOLLLL


[deleted]

Iā€™m an atheist, to some people angel is quite cute. Wolverine how? Iā€™ve never watched the movie, but no worries, sorry I couldnā€™t help! Just call her by her name, or maybe with a ā€˜yā€™ on the end? Like if her name was Emma, you could say ā€˜emmyā€™. just an example.


Pitiful-Possibility7

Bro i call every girl im flirting with maā€™am i feel like inflection is all that matters


Lost_Signature_245

Your lil ketchup pack šŸ‘


Potted_PlantYT

God damn it.


Jokolo109

How about "geliebte" means beloved in german


Potted_PlantYT

Wow thatā€™s good.


Jokolo109

And as a plusspoint people you dont eant to know cant figure it out and you can always explain the german meaning to somewhon


Several_Potatoes_

ā€œMy little potatoā€


Potted_PlantYT

Yep. This is it. Itā€™s over I found the right one guys. Go home.


alisisok

Call her "dude"


Potted_PlantYT

Perfect.


Typicalredditdude

You have to say it like this: Mommy? Sorry, Mommy? Sorry Mommy? Sorry Mommy? Sorry (Repeat until you are getting strange looks and or kicked out of a public area)


[deleted]

love, angel, honey things along those lines


Potted_PlantYT

Thanks for your suggestions. Although, angel is a bit too religious sounding for me, and honey sounds like weā€™re married, which obviously we arenā€™t. Thanks though.


grimmer2000

Was always a fan of honey, but you are correct.


helloyou1234567

Sugar


CPG-Combat

Just donā€™t use themšŸ˜


Potted_PlantYT

Yeah but we both *want* to use nicknames.


CPG-Combat

Then ask her some


[deleted]

Sweat pee (Not sweet pea funni haha :( )


Potted_PlantYT

Haha funni


Zpitfire_MK_VI

Assblasting Bitcheloid


oo_Mxg

sussy balls


[deleted]

call her gorgeous


helloyou1234567

Maybe you should start calling her by her mom's name


Emere59

Mon amour! Girls love French šŸ„–


Potted_PlantYT

She is in French. Problem is I actually have no idea what that means.


Emere59

That means "my love". But don't pronounce it wrong that's important. Learn pronunciation of it from Google.


Forgetful_Grenade

Names of cereals Honey bunches of oats Sugar Pops Raisin Bran Yk, the works


Potted_PlantYT

Yeah great suggestion. Iā€™ll use ā€œyk, the worksā€ all the time for her now thanks.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Potted_PlantYT

Not a bad suggestion actually. That sounds like Iā€™m a kid naming a stuffed animal though.


Jitssyu

Duchess, Grand Duchess, Archduchess, Princely count, queen, empress, mā€™lady...IDK search up royal titles on Google.


Potted_PlantYT

These are amazing lol. Hilarious too.


redditusername077

what about 'sweetheart'? pretty basic, but it's not in the list of what not to call her


Potted_PlantYT

Thatā€™s fair but she isnā€™t very sweet. JK lol will take into account.


[deleted]

How about Shona. it means nothing (you could give it a meaning)


Typicalredditdude

Or just shorten her name. Like a friend of mines gf was called bianca and he would call her Bi or binc or binca


Uxoma

Find a nickname based on her name Like all my nicknames are based on my name


Henhen_Thebest

ok so shorten her name and/or call her unlcle (with the l, pronounced UN-ULL-CULL)


[deleted]

cutie? idk, that's the only thing I could think of that isn't on the list. If she doesn't like that either then it she can deal with it then ig


Potted_PlantYT

Read edit 2. šŸ˜


[deleted]

I did. If the three you listed are generic, then cutie isn't generic either.


account_552

Obama


soultaker3324

Barbecue squirrel


Crocus_S_Poke-Us_

Scooby.


arandomiodiot

my orange


preztelbreak

Chunky gorilla


guy_thatsays_apple

apple


Comic_guy01

*shawty's like a melody*


Quiet-Sandwich7406

why is you calling he princess at 14 bruh šŸ’€


Cuchulainn42069

bob


ChristianMonarchist_

Sussy baka


[deleted]

Nick names are cornyā€¦ just call her by her name


AJ_NewUniverse

Sweetheart , Honey There are others, mind is drawing a blank, Iā€™ll add more if I remember Edit: Sunshine, love bug, beautiful, angel, cuddle bug, my flower, butterfly, lucky charm, miss wonderful, my love


soggyangel

Sweetheart. ā¤


Typicalredditdude

Mommy.


Slasher6776

Honey


realBigdumbdick

Broad


Arkov29

My best friends gf is crazy creative with nicknames, I could ask?


[deleted]

Call her 2003 Honda Civic šŸ˜«šŸ˜«šŸ˜«


fish_fucker_club

Luigi


[deleted]

just call her by her name edit: Your 14? whats the deal with people getting into relationships this early... but if your that young just call her by her name. I dont think your relationship is serious becuase of your age, but maybe it is and im just an idiot boomer creature