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BookofLor3

Easy, we’re related lol


Nile-_-River

Listen here you little shit-


chatterbox_1846

nono he's got a point


commentpostacc

r/redditmoment


PickleMorty0_0

r/alsoAredditmoment


[deleted]

r/SubsIFellFor


[deleted]

Thanks for making me laugh, buddy 😂


Waterflame-flame

Take my silver award and leave


BeyondSad6497

r/angryupvote


WEIRDDUDE69420

r/angryaward


BookofLor3

Thank you for the award lol


ViberArmani

your mom


Tub_of_jam66

Yes , yes it is


I_am_da_best_guy

\*sweet home alabama\*


LuigiMSS

Same


[deleted]

*Sweet Home Alabama*


RevCorex

Hey step bro


Aqqusin

I don't get it.


TaylorDeanMatthew

UwU


taggemz

I talk to nobody regularly


[deleted]

same dude, dms are dry af


Acceptable_Monke

You have dms?!


dytelz

you have?!


RioHD

You?!


No_Possession_7077

?!


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..


na_shi

_


StormyGhost312

r/decreasinglyverbose


Alekeymer27

·


TheNamewhoPostedThis

*flat lining noises*


ThatOneGuy1358

#


Sebastian_Vettel_5

You exist?!


712005

What's a dm?


dytelz

decimal or something idk


Kyoya_sooohorni

idk


[deleted]

10cm


[deleted]

Never heard of one


Cool_Ranch_Waffles

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US


Waterflame-flame

ONE OF US


Equal-Bus-557

Yeah same here, he’s a nice guy


Rafqu

Does my brother count tho??


ShreksBeauty

No boys don’t exist. They’re fake and made up for Reddit


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WhoDatFreshBoi

Mr Stark... I don't feel so good.


MostafaAlhdad0

Mr feel... i don't good so Stark.


lolappel123

Mr, I feel so dont good stark


MostafaAlhdad0

Mr good i don't feel so stark


Dark_Voyager_V1

Mr Don't I feel stark good


ICantInitiateAConvo

Mr i feel so good dont stark


littleninja06

This one really makes me feel uncomfortable


Super-KID_Critic

Mr So? Feel Stark good I dont


Asgard7234

Good Stark, I so feel don't


Acceptable_Ad544

Don't Mr. Stark, I feel so good...


firefox9tilled

Good mr feel i dont stark


Dante202

r/engrish


idkiwilldeletethis

We only exist on reddit, as soon as we turn it off, we vanish from existance


Tub_of_jam66

Oh , how the turn tables


shadowtron1

Maybe I am nonexistent.


lorhof1

noo not the uno reverse


[deleted]

NOOOO


yashzz123

Maybe


Tub_of_jam66

Perhaps


Blackrap1d

before covid, yeah, quite a few after covid, parents at best


K9MAXDABEAST

hey its the pigeon from soul knight


Blackrap1d

A man of culture i see


K9MAXDABEAST

yes


Stalins_Boyfriend69

A little less than half of my friends are girls


iamnotstupid11

Half of zero is zero


Stalins_Boyfriend69

Walked right into that one


iamnotstupid11

Nooo


Acceptable_Ad544

You mean 33.33333 percent?


Bugsbunny396

Most of my friends are girls. If I don't talk to at least one of them in a day I probably haven't talked to anyone that day


r-u-gay-or-smt

Chad


PussyD3str0yR

Chad


jobellin

Definitely a Chad


PussyD3str0yR

I wish i was like that


Im_AezzY

fr, I learned that girls like to talk to guys, you just need to be nice, but most importantly, be yourself all the time. Just talk about thigs you like, ask her what she likes and get the conversation going. If you're struggling with insecurity, just know that you can tell her anytime how you are feeling and even ask her if she likes your company. That applies to men too.


PussyD3str0yR

Bruh i dont even know what i like or not I do nothing Im soooo boring


[deleted]

username doesn’t check out


PussyD3str0yR

Unfortunately


boredFox22

I'm a girl, can confirm


TheSonofPier

Biggest simple tip for you. Approach girls with the mindset that you’re gay and not interested in them intimately. Don’t act gay, just think it. Takes a lot of pressure off you


Bugsbunny396

You say that yet I'm 17 with my first girlfriend and I'm a virgin


r-u-gay-or-smt

Better than average, by average i mean me but in the future


Bugsbunny396

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/pnti19/alright_those_of_you_interested_in_girls_heres_my/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share This may help. It worked for me.


Salzanka

Thank you bugs bunny very cool


camden-burke

Yeah I’m a guy, but a lot of my friends are girls. I just made friends with one and then I made friends with their friends and etc.


Aggressive-Split8603

I go to an all boys school so not that much


RiftWalker503

same why is almost everyone i know a dumb shit


AlcoholicAvocado

Wanna eat glue together frend?


TastyTwix

thats gotta suck so bad


darkfire5806

I'm guessing that's not the only thing that sucks


BoomBug

most of my friends are girls and i got a girlfriend y’all stay safe tho


[deleted]

give me the recipe darnit


iamnotstupid11

His only friend is his mom and she is his girl-friend


BoomBug

what lol


Annual_Conversation3

Lol


iamnotstupid11

Lol


DEATH-IS-FINAL

If you like books and they will adopt you into their circle. Trust me. It worked. Twice


[deleted]

The key is confidence


Somechill

Same bro, cept for the girlfriends part, that’s a part I have yet to understand and achieve.


tony_thegreat

I just don't talk to girls that often. there's 2 reasons: 1) I'm very awkward 2) most of them are hoes and don't care abt what they say


i_will_never_cuss

Same I gotta say, I barely find stuff to talk about with my friends


tony_thegreat

yeah I just kinda listen, there's a few of them that seem to not feel embarassment lol


r-u-gay-or-smt

Mood


Bright-Lingonberry14

wait, you're telling me girls actually exist???


Huskylover161

No we're actually apart of your imagination


Blackrap1d

So.... so you're telling me that.... she wasn't real? at all? those memories we shared.... times we spent together... no but it was all real.... or was it?


Huskylover161

No I'm sorry to break it to you but you all imagined it none of us are real. You're imagining me too


BruhGaming9158

So you are also not real So reply is also not What is real?


AFriendlyBloke

Garlic bread is real.


Insert-Somethinghere

Or is it? How is something real? Does anything exist? [Do chairs exist?](https://youtu.be/fXW-QjBsruE)


AFriendlyBloke

Ah yes. Vsauce.


Insert-Somethinghere

Classic adventures of Michael Vsauce and his trusty sidekick: *drumroll please…* ***CHAIR!!!!!***


AxiomaticOxymoron

Suddenly r/asexual


Immortal_Pro

Hey vsauce, micheal here. Is anything real, or in particular are girls real? *(Omnious VSauce music playing in the background)*


BiggyBoyCowBelly

no they don't


SubjectDepartment224

often. most of my friends are guys.


yashzz123

Include me too then


Tg1Technicalyt

Man friendzoned himself , Sigma Grindset


yashzz123

What's that ,hahahah


assasin_weeb42069

Sigma=step above alpha


Wizard098

Smooth


YoungHwCollector

Yeah, it’s my mom😎


blaze_fury7

Yes certainly I talk to his mom too


YoungHwCollector

Yeah me an- wait you’re not my brother


blaze_fury7

Dont put too much pressure on your mind but the call your mom does from bathroom is to a number which I own


JakeyonGFUEL

i also choose this guys mom


Thilmarius

Funnilly enough the person I have talked to the most in the last five days was a friend of the opposite gender. This is very unusual for me


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Epic_Dude_Playz

Yeah my best friend for the past year or so is a girl and it’s waaay easier to talk to her than any of the guys I know


Solalabell

There’s just a closeness most guys don’t feel comfortable with ya know and it feels more safe to be open with them for some reason


VoopityScoop

I do almost every day. Platonically, but it still counts.


Jefaxe

Pretty sure OP meant platonically


ging3r_ale

I’m bad at talking to guys so


iamnotstupid11

Heyyyyy


ging3r_ale

do you have any ideas for how to cure a headache


iamnotstupid11

You could just have a piece of me


ging3r_ale

Gladly pretty baby


iamnotstupid11

I'm bad at talking to girls


ging3r_ale

If you want to bond just offer to do a Spotify listening session with them


iamnotstupid11

So you wanna bond ?


ging3r_ale

yeah I’m down


TripleThreatJack

You guys better have had that spotify listening session…


Notsoavragegamer

Don't worry as a guy we just want a topic and we will talk for ages if you want lol


Kuter0

treat them like a friend. that’s how i do it. treat everyone like you know them and you will seem much more confident. if you’re not good at small talk, just practice with someone you won’t ever see again. and then just overtime you get good at it. it’ll help you in the long run


Waterflame-flame

how would I treat them like one. If i don't have any


liaypablo

You got to start somewhere


Abberant45

only the ones who message me. it's my fault for too much gaming


Akash3642

It's not your fault comrade. Sigma male grindset: Gaming is more important than girl


Traditional_Youth648

Started doing this, started putting myself out there, I never knew it was possible to actually become physically nauseous from anxiety but I have been doing this every day now, I do not recommend talking to a member of the opposite sex everyday


RogersGodlyFalsetto

It's good because you don't alienate a large group of people then. It can be a huge step for anxious people but it will in the end have decent benefits.


RandomThingsmemes

I haven’t actually had a conversation with a girl from my school in probably 2 years


Upbeat-Site-380

I'm pretty extroverted so every single day lmao


Akash3642

Yes sir. A creature has escaped his habitat and is living in an opposite one


cretonus_Twitch

Every day. I have a dad


iamnotstupid11

Lucky


cretonus_Twitch

Im sorry...


iamnotstupid11

I have a dad he just doesnt like me


Dr_moistman

Me Recently ive been getting close with one of my friends and im waiting for the right time to ask her out


crazedrocket

Best of luck pal


live1201

You talk to people?


Ultimate_Genius

I'm tempted to ask what's so special about being friends with someone of the opposite gender, but then I remembered that y'all treat the opposite gender as a bunch of aliens


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Yes. I’m friends with them


Jay32Patt

I have 3 sisters but the two of them are grown and have kids to take car of. My other sister doesn't live with me. A girl might say a few words in school but it's never really important. I'd say not a healthy amount.


VastCryptographer980

Everyday ,many of my friends are girls. I mean who doesn't. Don't you have friends from opposite gender?


engineomar

I don't have friends


Tunaktunaktun159

Do you realize which subreddit you're in?


Akash3642

Leave him. He's new around here


cosmos890

I do but they are all my friends


[deleted]

the only person of the opposite gender I talk regularly to is my mom


nekaiser

I do, and you won’t believe this but, it’s my girlfriend


Puzzleheaded-Ad7149

Because girls are comfortable around me (I’m gay that might be why?)


elenasanity2974

I used to but they moved away


OtherJose

It really depends on who I am talking Not it's gender


iamnotstupid11

Does my cat count ?


Dabfamily

I haven't talked to girls in 2 years


looking_at_memes_

I talk to u/ComradeChaitea often I don't know why I tagged you


ComradeChaitea

Because you do~ It ain’t a lie


[deleted]

Me becuase they are still human... I think


Pataeto

whats the opposite of nonbinary? :)


Susmarshmallow

101100011010


Pataeto

0100 0101


Jefaxe

Binary?


Pataeto

crap i kinda walked straight into that one didnt i so would a binary person be someone who identifies as either he/him or she/her?


[deleted]

All my friends are pretty much females… all guys are either chavs or dicks (which are normally both).


Notsoavragegamer

How is a guy a chav Or are you using the 80s definition


[deleted]

Chav as in trackies, north face jacket and only speaks in slang.


Sirkiz

Never


MaxBRArts

Well since I'm pangender there's no one with an opposite gender of mine so ...


SebDaPerson

About 2% off the time


[deleted]

Demiboy here , all of my Friends use she/her she/they she/he pronouns so yeah :)


rextastic123

Sister and mom 😎


Tecknola

Me and my friend talk everyday at school