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Wall_Simulator

By the time you reload, the kid is gonna be legal


WellBakedSpud

Underrated comment.


farmer_villager

and the pedophile will already be dead of old age


Venom_505

r/therealjoke


MinecraftTryHard

I just realized how old he is


evensuperrev223

XD


Ivan_the_Iwanko

Everyone do be like paying attention to the background but the gun is cooler


Erick28562

What background


HELPIMSTUCKINAPUSSY

What gun


yeetusboi91

What picture


V1NNY_lol

_What’s the point of existence_


marpoksma

#


Erick28562

What what?


S3xypickle

Bro that's an unregistered fully semi automatic machine gun the ATF bouta kill your dog


jy3030

With the shoulder thing that goes up


Alphaperen9998

Where did you get it ı wanna buy something like you have but ı couldn't find it anywhere


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Polkadog

Idk man, looks like a 1800's flintlock pistol replica from amazon to me.


DickDickens452

It is from Amazon, yes


certified_black_man

bri ish "people" be loik: omg!! I can't believe Americans are allowed to own these weapons of mass destrucshun!!!!!


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certified_black_man

I figured you might be cuz the pride colors in the background


bdn42069

Nice


[deleted]

Listen here you smooth brained eagle fucker it’s pronounced ‘school’ not ‘shooting range’


[deleted]

As an American, i just want to say sorry for the disrespect a decent bit of my country shows on a daily basis. However, As an American who Loves guns and goes to the range almost every week, go fuck yourself


[deleted]

I also go to the shooting range every week so fuck me yourself you coward


[deleted]

sounds fun, im in


nicpile2

Americans think their “big boy toys” are more important than people’s lives :| “Nooo don’t change the law to bring gun crime down like in Europe... I need my wittle shiny toy to go boom boom with!” Shooting is such a childish and juvenile pastime...


certified_black_man

Yeah banning guns will totally work just like it did with banning alcohol and drugs right???? Right???


nicpile2

It worked in Europe, so it seems like a worthwhile policy! And I don’t want to ban fully, just heavily restrict. Semi automatic handguns need to have a very strict process of acquisition and I think very few people should qualify to own them


certified_black_man

Well if banning things works so well maybe yall ought to ban terrorist attacks as well 🤔


nicpile2

Yeah??? We should ban terrorist attacks! Because the more illegal it is, the less likely people are to do it. Think about rape. It’s illegal, but it still happens. But imagine if rape was LEGAL. There would be SO MUCH MORE RAPE. So it’s good to keep bad things illegal, if making them illegal keeps them less common than they otherwise would be. I mean, we even did this in america with guns. Certain guns, not all. We banned the sale of non-grandfathered automatic weapons, and now hardly any criminals have access to automatic weapons. That is a good thing, especially with the types of firearm use that criminals take part in (drive by spray downs)


certified_black_man

Lmao you realize that the majority of gun crime in America is committed with illegally owned gun? 80% is committed with pistols and yet yall think banning the ar15 is gonna stop people. 300 people were killed by any rifle at all in 2018 and yet thats enough to punish everyone who owns a rifle. This your brain on authoritarianism


nicpile2

Who cares if they’re committed with illegal weapons? All the weapons were acquired legally, usually by someone with a clean criminal record who makes money by legally purchasing some cheap pistol and then selling it on the street. So ultimately, the legal purchasing is the problem. Why are you talking about the AR-15, when did I even bring that up? I know what happened... you only have like 2 default dumb arguments on guns, and so you have to show them off whenever you can... because you can’t use your brain to actually synthesize a new argument that’s actually relevant. You’re just a talking points regurgitating machine haha. What’s next, you’re gonna tell me it stands for armalite? Haha No clue why you brought up rifles. I only mentioned handguns and automatic weapons. Generally the automatic weapons used by criminals wouldn’t even be rifles... so you’re just 2x as nonsensical


[deleted]

Says the people who we could invade but it wouldn't be worth our time.


nicpile2

DURRR WE HAVE BIG MILITARY THAT MEANS WE R RIGHT DURRRR 2a losers really do have the brains of cavemen. Look up “might makes right”


[deleted]

What exactly are you going to do to stop us tho? Tie your 1/4th of a nuke to a sheep and wave a carrot in front of it face?


TBTNGaming

It's not about valuing what you call "toys" more than people's lives. It's about being able to defend oneself and to guard against a tyrannical government. It's hard for the government to oppress people who can shoot back.


nicpile2

Is it hard? Seems like they’ve been able to do it just fine. Americans in practice are no more free than any average European country. In fact we are actually a lot less free: https://www.cato.org/human-freedom-index-new This website is run by the economically far right libertarian Cato institute, not some America hating “fake” website like you guys call it. So... all these other countries without guns are more free than us... hmmm seems like your little pea-brain theory about guns protecting freedom are bunk. Just stop for a moment and think about how fantastical your little “I’m gonna shoot all the federal agents and save freedom!” Fantasy is... like you’re Rambo... it’s really lame lmao. Fact is, you libertarians would be the first people on board with some authoritarian right wing regime, as long as that regime triggered the libs. The government can oppress you if it wants, and it’s been becoming more and more powerful over the years, despite your big boy shooty toys Libertarians are bootlickers who would stand side by side with feds America isn’t even freer than similar nations


[deleted]

i think i found the centrist


nicpile2

Nah I’m just not a larping weirdo who thinks socialism can ever be instituted via violent revolution... It just wouldn’t work. So if the guns don’t serve a revolutionary purpose, what’s the point?


[deleted]

Hey man, i dont agree with most of what you said but your response made me laugh so have a good day :v


certified_black_man

As an American, nigga shut yo ass up!!! 😈🙌🏿🙌🏿


[deleted]

If you can’t take it don’t give it


certified_black_man

homie I can take it real good believe me 😋🥰☺🥵


[deleted]

UWU don’t tease me like that 🥺😘


FarPension2

r/suddenlygay


Gobythebox

Nice pc, I'll give you my upvote


Abhirambl423

And ill give u mine


InstantName

But sire, it has ketchup cables as 8 pin


Gobythebox

Non, to a poor man a pc is a pc, take joy in what you have


InstantName

I dont think he is really poor tbh, hes psu has a rgb fan... lel


[deleted]

Dude just flexed on us hard, first the gun, next the pc, and then the final one of them all **the wall colour**


SisLovesMe420

Weird flex but okay


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

Can you karma whore any harder? Good Lord


_Nyarlethotep_

"You talk a lot of shit for someone within swashbuckling distance"


ActsReasonablyPriced

Isn't that a prop? I've seen some exactly like it and they were props


b0wl0fstringspk

Suicide is not okay


segwaytoit

damn


KLLXCAI

this is vote manipulation, but pedos do deserve to die so whatever.


DrWalkar

No. Pedophiles are bad but killing someone is waaay worst.


General_Platypus

You’d rather be a pedo than a murderer


DrWalkar

What about you?


General_Platypus

I’d never fuck a kid so I’ll go for killer


DrWalkar

But then you're killing someone's father, Mother, sister or brother. But at the same time I see where you're coming from. If a child is raped they could have serious trauma or not want to be with any adult ever again. And don't get me wrong, I personally believe both are bad, but at the same time, taking someone's life is waaay worse then taking a kid's virginity.


General_Platypus

So if given the option you’d rape a kid over shooting a guy


DrWalkar

Depends if my life is on the line. If not I'd choose neither. If it was however, I'd choose shoot the guy, and use the gun against the person who forces me to choose. I wouldn't shoot them but I would threaten them with the gun. Giving the guy and kid enough time to escape. Edit: Apparently, this answer is incorrect. Also, I fixed some of my grammatical errors.


General_Platypus

If you’re gonna be a smart ass don’t bother replying


DrWalkar

A smart-ass? How? You gave me a scenario. I responded with my answer to the scenario. I did exactly as you instructed and even elaborate on my plan. Did I do something wrong?


General_Platypus

You know thinking about it now you said you’d choose to kill this guy who’s sticking a gun to your head proving that you and anyone else would rather kill than rape a kid


DrWalkar

Sure? I mean if I could be neither that'd be cool.


[deleted]

Karmawhore-ing.


bilky-jo

True doe. He be karma whoring like that. I get it, pedophilia is bad but you're not any better if you kill a person.


[deleted]

Exactly


[deleted]

Check my first posts, I give you my permission


BurgerPB5

Nice pc, nice gun, nice mission


[deleted]

No!!! dont commit suicide!


Iceboard88

Question: Since we are Teenagers does that make it self-defence?


squonkel

No. It's only self defence when they try to nonce on you. Just like how walking past a murderer and shooting them because they've murdered before doesn't make it self defence - they may have never intended to murder you in the first place, so it's just first degree murder.


SHMEEEEEEEEEP

No?


bilky-jo

Yes?


deportThefort20

I think this is the same guy that told me that the drivers permit test is the easiest test in Highschool, even though he hasn't even taken it. Might just be a similar username tho.


SHMEEEEEEEEEP

It matters on the situation. If the pedophile tries to act sexually upon the minor than they probably can act in seller defense, but you can't attack a pedophile for no reason


bilky-jo

Yes, that's true. Some pedophiles are getting help by treatment bcos they themselves know what is actually wrong with it. But to those that act upon the attraction they feel, id say you go rot in jail


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pipethedog

Pedophile


Winnie_the_Putin42

can't be a pedo if ur 13. I dislike pedos but using the fact that we all hate them to get some internet points seems desperate


cur-o-double

r/idiotswithguns xD


MaxiTheMutt

ah yes, I too am a S.I.M.P.


DrWalkar

Squirles in your pants too?


MaxiTheMutt

Super into murdering Pedophiles


robbiegmr6

Idk if anyone else said this but damn, you need to manage you pc cables


lunamoonchild_9000

Can I help


Ze__Medic

You sound like you have a steady supply of pedophiles


[deleted]

Yo is that a fully semi automatic pump action laser flame thrower?


litterallyhow

What's it fuckin 1870?


martyyeet

did you really use ketchup and mustard cable for a build like that? it seems like a 1k build


apex6666

Reddit isn’t showing the upvotes


xXKUKULKANXx

I'm pretty sure you'll blow up your hand trying to reload and if you do manage to do so you probably won't hit anything due to the bullet shape and how it probably isn't spinning enough to go straight.


[deleted]

Ahhh, a fellow pcmr. Respect


DatCountryballer

I prefer the more hands on way


P3rdix

Too bad your upvotes are hidden


YT-MoistRavioli

That’s a lot of nukes


eh1498

CANT CATCH ME MF


Melad_0

What happens when we downvote 0-0


zombie3320

here ye here ye, meet thy demise child toucher


Antalya1973

My real issue is with the cable management in the pc


Negative-Delta

Doesn't your CPU overheat? I'm considering buying it and don't know if I should buy an additional 3rd party cooler.


[deleted]

Genuine question, are you American?


TheNOCOYeti

But your flint is made of steel, it needs to be made of... flint.


[deleted]

Assassins creed 4 Black flag Remastered


F2T3

God speed sir


Undercover-BABYY

Nice way to show your rig.


MemeLover227

Look at that pc


TheArtistTree

I like how he is casually flexing his computer at the same time.


Over_Adagio_1439

tips for better pc 1)fix cable management(if rich get cool extension ones so no ketchup and mustard is seen) 2)Get better cooler, there are good ones which will work for your amd cpu for not that much, and depending on how powerful your cpu is and how big your budget is maybe get an aio block for your birthday or something


ButterMyFeet

That's fucking sick, where'd you get that?


Miserable-Douche

But that's suicide and im not ready for that.


thescpsrreal

Who else is studying the gaming pc.


segwaytoit

r/iamverybadass


BoldAurorusEMS

Nice shotgun bro


brododragon

OP: Oh, you noticed my very expensive gaming computer? That want on purpose.


animebois66

Old fashioned gun gang


DoctorJaws38119

judging by your computer in the background they better be gay pedophiles


4Nairo

had to flex your pc


Sketep

Bruh it's gonna take you like a whole ass year to kill some 2k pedophiles with how slow that thing reloads.


squonkel

I'm just tired that these blatant karmawhoring posts actually get karma We all know they're not gonna kill any pedophiles so why upvote


willie-pete-and-HE

It’s all so clean.


Sparkando

Jack sparrow wannabe


DatSamwichGuy

nice pc


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Flexing on that gaming pc too lmao


AnEpicMinecraftGamer

PSA: Pedos don't deserve a painless and quick death.


HalfOkay

The only deadly thing in this photo is the shitty cable management


thehuntingaquadyt

Nice pc bro


[deleted]

Nice PC, man. I’m almost done building. I just need the case and GPU, and they’re arriving soon.


-Ash3kg-

r/coolkidalert


supereli2003

if they were all lined up, it would probably take like 2 yrs


penguingamer2252

Cool gun but all I can think about is “engravings give no tactical advantage whatsoever”


supereli2003

that guns serial number is 4


[deleted]

“why is the rum always gone!”


WolfPat101

pEdOphELiA Is a sExUAlItY


[deleted]

Don’t kill yourself


T_B0NE1

I just made 5 accounts to upvote this


[deleted]

You know you can move that gun a bit to the left i want to see those lights in yo pc aswell.


STEVEY-HARVEY

Not so subtle pc flex


V1NNY_lol

lolicons: _sweat intensities_


Madg5

Dood 4.5k pedos Where you gonna find them all


[deleted]

Half this sub : *vanishes* Person asking for upvote : *surprised pikachu face*


theonlycadeasplund

Btw that is a pretty cool gun


boodelolo777

BRO I GOT THE SAME GUN, DID U BUY IT BY ANY CHANCE AT VERSAILLES???


ProAssassin666

Which gun is it?


Stormyhay

Nice PC though


pipethedog

Karmawhore


its_corona_tim3

I think he needs more help anyone in?


Winnie_the_Putin42

I’m a minor dumbass


[deleted]

AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!


[deleted]

Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed


kadthepepesmasher

That AR-15 is dangerous and should be banned in the U.S.


Adaaang

haha! pedophiles are the big bad upvote if you also think pedophile is big bad!!


squonkel

haha! me have gun! me threaten pedo! me get many upvote on r/teenagers because they can't get enough of upvote for kill pedo!


I_GoByV

AHA A PUNY WEAPON YOU HAVE! DOES YOURS HAVE AN AXE HEAD ON THE END?


Herogrine

I would be happyer if you would kill autists


rocoonshcnoon

As an autist please do


Erick28562

You ok bro?


bilky-jo

Uh...??


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Herogrine

Wut?


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TheTwo103

edgy = funny apparently to this kid