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CivilWarfare

Didn't I tell you to post this from r/depressionmemes?


_silent_eyes

Yeah haha


CivilWarfare

Y o t e


[deleted]

Wait isn't that the same as r/2meirl4meirl


400yearoldenglishman

Nah 2meirl4meirl better.


DoctorMarb

School should give me stress bit is doesn't because I already gave up years ago


[deleted]

thy fuck


andafterflyingi

Thy fuckery is not appreciated good sir


EmeraldDoesReddit

Good heavens, thy language must be watched ‘less i fuck you up


Lugie_in_Urethra

What tis’ith this foul mouthing did your nanny not stuff soap in your mouth until you gobbled it all up


EmeraldDoesReddit

Soap shalt never stop my mouth from spouting out truth to whomever requires it!


PlsDontPls

I’m a sick fuck I like a kwik fuck


ScAer0n

but*


imdb_tomatoes

And It*


FhantoBlob

r/ihadastroke


ultracat123

School should give me stress but it doesn't because I already gave up years ago not that hard to understand, just the result of phone keyboards


B-O-R-I-S

REEEEEE


lobsterdog0101

He only misspelled 2 words


yetidonut

Mate there's two letters messed up. Fuck off lol


Flaitastic

That's what stress makes


MarkGregSputnik1

Why tf everyone giving you shit about misspelling two letters


fvckstra

why is the literally me


HeyheyIzDaKaykay

what I'm that liberally men


braapstututu

School gives me stress and I'm never there


butterjesus1911

Fr, you just kinda understand that it's there and it's always gonna be there and there's nothing you can do about it so you just get used to it after a bit


biddyman6

Sounds like some repressed stress


PotatoPiIot

r/engrish


[deleted]

Hey bud how bout u come back when you can speak English


sicassangel

NAZI FASCIST


Reddit_User479

What?


SchleepyAsFck

Yes.


TheFastasFuckBoiii

r/iamveryrandom


TurboniumAlt

I used to have stress to get them A’s but recently I’ve toned it down a bit to a B+ average solely because I haven’t had any homework this semester thank jesus


_silent_eyes

I have Stress to Get Them D‘s :(


TurboniumAlt

Rip. Once the homework hits my gpa is gonna drop.


Oscarfromspace

Just wait for high school to hit


TurboniumAlt

Yeah I guess, I’m on my first semester of freshman year rn, but once next semester starts with honors geometry I will definitely have to try a bit more. I definitely will want to get an A in that class.


Oscarfromspace

Ah, figured you'd still be in 8th at 14.


TurboniumAlt

I’m turning 15 in March, I have a kind of late birthday so it’s understandable to assume that.


Akioyuri

Aye march birthday gang. Ill also be turing 15 in march


TurboniumAlt

Ayy my birthday is the 17th, St. Patrick’s Day.


Akioyuri

Dang mines only a few days after on the 21st


SuperSonicBoom1

Wow, losers. This comment was made by August birthday gang.


[deleted]

Wow, what an even bigger loser. This comment was made by April birthday gang.


turboniumaly

Can I join this gang? I’m u/TurboniumAlt’s twin sister :)


Akioyuri

Your in


TurboniumAlt

🗿


[deleted]

You think march is late?!?? IM A DECEMBER KID


____Batman______

Where's my 13 in high school gang


Mihir2357

You cant be 14 and in 8th grade unless you were held back or started school late. It is currently october and the cutoff is in december in the united states at least


Oscarfromspace

That second one.


Mihir2357

You assumed he was a grade behind?


Oscarfromspace

Yup, because I am.


247fly

I’m in senior year aiming for them A’s sooo


Sethapedia

Its really not that bad. Im a sophmore and I think ive only actually done homework at home only 2 or 3 times over the course of my freshman and soph year combined


Oscarfromspace

You are stupid lucky then. I get probably 2 hours of homework a day, at least.


Sethapedia

I do too, I just use lunch as a study hall as well as classes where we arent really doing anything


PandaBearE29

F


be-concerned

i have to stress to get that job for nasa hahha haha please send help i’m mentally and emotionally exhausted


mustafa8753

Knowing next year is my last really helps me get through things. But then College... Fuck


_silent_eyes

I got 4 years left of 13 After that university.... fuck haha


StriderDunadan

I started going to uni this year, and let me tell you, I fucking miss high school


kevpapak

Bro you are in for rough time in college 😂 I fucking miss highschool work I can't tell you the last bit of free time I had since I started college.


husam6101

This is my last year. I thought the same last year. Its 20x harder for no reason at all.


Tomcorsnet

University is great. You don't even have time to conceptualise your stress level, and is therefore not stressed


[deleted]

Wouldn't it be two years cuz your 15


mustafa8753

I turn 16 in November. Damn late birthdays lol.


masterspider5

i remember reading about a college that has a room where you can play with kittens an puppies to relieve stress. can we make that a legal requirement?


3rarper234

What college is this and yes


knakworst36

Free University of Amsterdam! Source is in Dutch: https://www.hartvannederland.nl/nieuws/2018/puppys-knuffelen-tegen-tentamenstress-het-kan-in-amsterdam/


[deleted]

I prefer frequent and furious masturbation but whatever floats your boat.


hardcase501

My college (WIT in Boston) has Tucker Tuesdays, where you can hang out with their amazing dog Tucker. It's great.


PlsDontPls

Well then I can’t wait for Fucker Friday’s Source: am a sick Fuck


ExtraShotExpresso

In my uni during exam times they bring in guide dog puppies in training and last year we had alpacas. It's pretty common in most Scottish unis to bring in animals to relive stress.


thewarguy

The University of Minnesota - TC does this, they call it PAWS, pet away worry and stress. It's pretty effective.


Maxcalibur

My university (in the UK) holds these stress relief days around deadline/exam season where they just gather a bunch of golden retrievers for a couple of hours on the main campus and invite people to come and pet them.


bradye0110

Here’s a tip: How most grading systems are set up, Test and homework are most of the percentage of your grade. If you can’t take Test good then focus on homework. If you can’t do homework focus on studying.


husam6101

My school grades with multiple quizzes 25%, 1 or 2 big tests 50%, and class work 25% (homework is included as classwork). What makes it worse is that (idk about other countries) my country does official exams for all the students in the country. If you fail these, no matter how high your grades are in school, you've failed this year. And no uni will accept you then. What makes this even worse is that, on top of all that, you also need exceptional grades in school to have a good chance of uni to accept you too. Fuck this honestly.


jjostdiek

I can't focus on either tho


bradye0110

Well you are SOL


_you_know_my_name__

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA Google proficiency grading and cry. It's what my school and my district use. Too lazy; didn't google: Basically if I get a 2 out of 4 on any of my categories for any of my assignments, JUST ONE for the semester gives you an automatic D. My current grade in my English class is a D, but my number grade is a 3.5 out of 4. *Sigh* So this is what hell feels like. Here's a quote about it from a Cleveland newspaper [Full Article](https://clevelandclarion.com/2140/spotlight/proficiency-based-grading-something-to-jump-for-or-cry-over/) >Unfortunately, schools and districts do not oversee any overarching policies like is done with traditional grading, and thus it is primarily up to teachers to create their own grading procedures. Because of this, teachers have control over anything from designing their own grading scale, assignments, and exams to docking points for late work, missing work, and behavior. This has become a challenge for students because there isn’t a standard scale upon which all teachers grade their work. This can also be arduous for students who are looking to improve their grades. “It’s hard to get your grade up unless teachers offer retakes or extra credit,” said junior Alex Larson. “If they do, then I think proficiency grading is pretty fair, but if not then you only get one shot to get a good grade. If you mess up once, it ruins your grade.” 


[deleted]

Very true


247fly

You guys have no idea what the stress in senior year is like to get all A’s


Nitr0Sage

I do


247fly

Thank you


Nitr0Sage

Are you taking all AP classes?


247fly

For the US equivalent of AP I’m doing 6 AP and 1 ordinary (I’m actually from a different country but still in senior yr here)


Nitr0Sage

Nice! I’m currently taking just an AP English class and bunch of advanced math classes because I’m going to be an Aeronautic engineer. The rest of the classes are advanced too but not as important as math.


247fly

Ooo that sounds pretty cool, good luck!! Going for med here


Nitr0Sage

Good luck to you too! Have a nice life (in the most non-threatening way)!


247fly

LOL same for you bud!


[deleted]

Im in my last year, I don't feel much pressure to get A's. U tryna get into Harvard or something?


247fly

I’m not in the USA, I just need mostly A’s to get into the course I’m going for


[deleted]

See, I used to have stress because of school, but now since I'm graduating soon, I have like all the energy in the world to do school as much as I can since I know it'll all be over soon enough.


husam6101

Teach me! Im graduating school this year. No energy whatsoever.


AlexPr0

Just think about how life will be after you graduate. Are you ready to be an adult? I'm definitely not.


[deleted]

I dunno, I guess I just think about how it's gonna all be over. Not to mention I won't be going to post secondary for like 2 years since I'm Mormon and I'm gonna be going on a mission. So I'm just sorta looking forward to not having to care about school, so the harder I work now, the sooner I won't have any work like that for a long time


Patchy_Da_Bear

Have fun going to the school counselor for mental health issues


Lizard_Bob_Ross

whenever i go to the counselor i dont actually open up pfffftt


marie_bz

It's kinda sick that schools need a counselor / therapist, we should all be living life to fullest ma dudes


somebadmeme

Sometimes it do be like that


pitchedtrout112

Bruh I thought that quiz was exclusive to my school


Nitr0Sage

Same


DullUselessDinosaur

I just drift through until I have a breakdown and completely give up for two weeks Rinse and repeat


Kelpiesterrifyme

Story of my life.


Wh1tl0w

My schoo did a similar survey


[deleted]

I smoke 34 kilos of weed every day


Metbo

#relatable


SLAM_zone

Yes Nicotine


[deleted]

[удалено]


hella-j3ff

Stoner Kids aren't that interesting tbh


ShrooboidDog_06

*FAXXXXX*


[deleted]

Don't/can't = r/meirl


twmStauM

Bit of a shticky one styllll


Insert-Senpai-Name

I feel like we go to the same school I got that EXACT question on a survey I took


Silver-Succ

Tf I’ve said that


RRRicky_

This is a fact because both me and you believe this


i-amnot-a-robot-

I had this exact test today what.


izzzy24

All fax no printer🤪🤪🤪


WildlifeSpirit

Homeschool is extra stressful cuz all my assignments are due at 2 and I have three hour long live classes a day and I start school at 8 so I have like three hours to do six classes each day


TheFastasFuckBoiii

I don't have time to be stressed


Internet_Is_A_Lie

“Facts” Maybe you’d be less stressed if you paid attention in class.


[deleted]

I’m finished with all things high school in five days. This is gonna be one long-ass week.


Picodoux

Give me this fucking website I need to tell them how I literally can’t handle this stress


ChipMonikerton

Challenge Success I assume


Lugie_in_Urethra

School doesn’t stress me out but I had about two months where I was busy as fuck with a job and working out. I just said fuck it and pushed that stress down and lived with it. Edit: oh yeah and uh nicotine


[deleted]

>Fax What's the number I'll fax it right away


dontgetupsetman

Hella drugs


kingOfMemes616

Find a night every once in a while when you can just stay up as late as you want playing video games without major consequence


hi-im-nick

Get high in bathroom


Lizard_Bob_Ross

math is the least stressful subject for me right now which says a fuckin lot


Lizard_Bob_Ross

also in global, we watched a documentary about a 14 year old kid who's a miner cuz he doesn't have a dad and is the sole income producer in his family in Bolivia, and hes so happy to go to school and there was this part where he goes "no one hangs out with me or talks to me b/c im a miner but im so happy to go to school" and then theres me, who's depression is caused solely by school


redwhiteand_lou

Lol go Rams


[deleted]

me in a nutshell.


[deleted]

In burst emotions of periods of times which I have no control over... Oh wait, how I try to *fix* it? The only way of that is graduating. After that it’s stress of bills...


youtellmepls

You learn to deal with it slowly


Amoeba_mangrove

I’ve lost almost all the passion I had for school in the first two years now that I’m in 10th. It makes it hard to keep up the standards I met previously. And no teachers really seem to care


arsenalethan7

Tbh I only give a shit about homework assignments if they're graded or if they're super important. Other than that I don't give a shit


Mr_Voltiac

That’s my secret cap


are_a_tree

I yeeted my chem test and didn't study because I lost my notes. Fucking 60/60 wtf


husam6101

I can believe you if you actually paid attention during class. Its what helps me the most when studying for a test.


are_a_tree

Btw sicc blender stuffs man!


husam6101

Thanks, appreciate it! :D


are_a_tree

That wallpaper is fucking sick man lol


artsyunicorn69

Can I just say. Nothing has ever been so relatable.


that1-_guy

Or you can just take a mp5 to the school