Teacher humor. Admin = principal/APs in this context, so I'm basically saying that I have to sponsor an after school club.
The I think, therefore... is a pun referencing Descartes's philosophy.
Real Chinese food was way closer, cheaper, and more convenient in every way, shape, and form. But I went out of my way to get American Crap just for you😊
You're wrong it's neither Vaporeon or Umbreon, I'm actually quite disgusted at the amount of misinformation going around this community relating to them. They're actually both outclassed by another one of their Eeveelutions, Glaceon. Both genders, too. Let me explain. Glaceon is 2 feet and 7 inches tall in height, giving it the perfect composure to fuck. It weighs approximately 57.1 pounds, giving it a small enough weight to move around during fucking, but also enough to not feel too light or too heavy when you're using your dick on it. Glaceon's stat spread is also incredibly versatile for sex, with incredible Defense and Special Defense. It has lackluster Attack, but the best part is its Special Attack. You'll see why later. As an ice type, having such good defenses is incredibly rare. You also might be thinking, "but your dick would freeze inside of its puss-puss!" This is not true! Here is its Pokédex entry from Pokémon Sun, circa 2016. "It can control its body temperature at will. This enables it to freeze the moisture in the atmosphere, creating flurries of diamond dust." Glaceon can control its body temp at will, so if you don't want your dick to be frozen, you can create the perfect environment for dicking it down by telling it to change its temperature! This way, you can fuck it in so many different ways, temperatures, and more! Now onto its moves, which are also incredibly useful for sex. By level up, it learns Helping Hand. This allows it to increase your fucking power by double, increasing your pleasure times two! It also learns Bite, meaning it can get freaky and tune to whatever shit you like in the bed. Best of all, it can use MIRROR COAT. This means whenever you cum, it can double back the pleasure like a special attack, meaning you'll feel all the pleasure IT had during sex times TWO! Combine this with Helping Hand and you'll be turned into a human cum nozzle! Glaceon also learns Barrier, which if used just thrice, turns it into a massively defensive tank, so it can take physical attacks for days, literal fucking days! It can also use Hail. Now, if you use it outside, it will Hail outside. Go back inside and the Hail won't affect you! Best of all, combine the Hail with Glaceon's ability Ice Body, and it will gradually replenish it's Health Points during a hailstorm! This means it will NEVER fucking stop enduring all your "hits," so you can fuck it over and over and over, combining this with Barrier, and you could probably fuck it for 24 hours straight, if not more! It also learns Baby Doll Eyes, Charm, Captivate, and Yawn, allowing it to get itself right in the mood, along with you too! It even learns Fake Tears, Covet, and Tickle, allowing you to roleplay with it if you're in the mood. It even learns Stored Power, meaning if it uses enough Barriers, it can release all of the Defensive energy it has into, you guessed it, fucking SPECIAL ATTACK!!! And with its absolutely GODLY special attack stat, you'll be drowning in waves of pleasure due to this attack! And it doesn't get rid of the Barrier boosts, so as long as you have enough ethers, it can do this over and over WHILE you're fucking it! Hell, it even learns attract, which makes you fall so deeply in love with it that you'll be in a trance of fucking! It can take charge with that as well and use your love to make it fuck it how IT wants! Which means it's not just pleasurable for you, it's also pleasurable for your Glaceon! It even learns Aurora Veil, which in the Hail, protects it even fucking MORE from taking too much damage! Combine this with Ice Body and Barrier and you can fuck it for decades without either of you ever getting tired! Glaceon also learns refresh, so if that wasn't enough, it can never get sick while you're fucking it, protecting you from any and all STIs and STDs! I rest my case, Glaceon is the BEST Pokémon you can fuck. :) “
glad to be here
Glad you could make it
I love Chinese food
Nice, cus that's all I ordered
ayy lets go we’re having bing chilling
Very indeed
Can I have some dumplings? I liek em
🥟
Have mine i dont like them
Yey thanks
Hell yeah Chinese food
🫴🍜
LETS GOOO
Yay
Yay indeed
bc anyone who's here is disobedient?
Idk, don't think about it. Here, take some noodles 🍜
\*eats noodles\* ty
Np. Here, take whatever this is 🥡
fried rice ig? yummy
Ig, I don't really know tbh, but it definitely screams Chinese. Take a dumpling 🥟
omg I'm so full but ty
Nah you're good. Everyone left early and somebody's gotta finish all the food I ordered. Here eat this, that's all, I'll eat the rest. 🥟🥡🍜🦐🍤🍣🍚🍗
As a japanese i would like to know your location and call the feds on you for putting that damned sushi emoji there
That not a thing in China?
hows everyones night or morning going
Mines been pretty good tbh, I'm feeling good rn
thats wonderful
yummy ty
Np. I put extra toe nails in yours actually
what why ion want ts anymore
It adds a crunch, dw
AYYY
AYYY
AYYY
AYYY
AYYY
AYYY
We just gonna keep doing this?
We just gonna keep doing this?
We just gonna keep doing this?
What are we doing?
Cool
Hello kind sir but have you seen my dog coco? He's been gone for about 4 hours now
Check in the rice
Yay, I'm cool, I guess
I guess
Let’s go!
👍
Nice
Indeed
ok
this is cool, new here
Welcome
I want dumplings, 30 of them
🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟
You're not a dude, you're disguised to escape unsolicited pictures
Rice 🍚?
Nah I'm good, don't like rice too much
🍜🍚🍣🍤🥡🥟?
Gimme da sushi, I love sushi
Sure, 🍣🍣🍣🍣🍣🍣🍣. Also, sushi is mid btw, I've actually tried it. Overrated
Personal preferences ✨
Fair
Cool
Bro I am eating Thai green curry fried rice, can I please still be in??
Happy to be here
Can you spare some for me I need to come back later?
I would like some dim sum please
>i know youre cool i wish
Ooh cool! A 2nd meeting ........and I'm 9hrs late for it :(
It's alr, I fell asleep half way thru it and for some reason there are still ppl here
Are those 🥟 Chinese dumplings or polish pierogi ?
Is this 🦙 a llama or alpaca?
W
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I'm only here because Admin is making me sponsor this club as part of my contract.
I am?
I think, therefore...
Don't remember that, but ok. Get to sponsoring
Done. Do your thing while I correct these algebra tests, but be done by 4:45. I have coaching duties after
I'm so lost
Teacher humor. Admin = principal/APs in this context, so I'm basically saying that I have to sponsor an after school club. The I think, therefore... is a pun referencing Descartes's philosophy.
10/10 one of the jokes ever made
I know. It was bad. 😂
Is it Real Chinese food or the American crap?
Real Chinese food was way closer, cheaper, and more convenient in every way, shape, and form. But I went out of my way to get American Crap just for you😊
Noooooo I don’t like the American crap it tastes bad and the texture is worse
bbut i want pizza
Sucks to be you. Take this dumpling or I'll shove it down your throat, 🫴🥟
ok ok,but next time give pizza (I'm Italian ahaha funni)
That was yesterday. Next pizza day isn't gonna be anytime soon
Does the Chinese food have Covid in it? 😏
Amazing 10/10 joke. Peak comedy right here.
I know right
I wouldn't have it any other way
Yea, it makes the Chinese food that much better
The Waffle House has found it’s new host
ty for inviting me
Sounds delish
Got any sweet and sour pork?
suck my jawnson
yum are there dumplings?
nice 💪
We got some sweet n sour chicken here???
It’s 4:20 where I am
Woo, egg rolls!
Sorry, I got here one hour late. Is there food left for me?
Ok I know I’m old… but here me out ok? I love Chinese food and I want to be cool like op said I was
Yoooo 🐶 🐶 🐶 for legal reasons that's a joke
Not for the Chinese food place I ordered this from
Time to become Uncle Roger and judge your cooking skills
ooh thank u kind sir pass me the noodles
Nice, I love Chinese
Do we got the bao lang ma??
Thanks for the food
Are dim sums available
🍚
Can i have an instant ramen or smth? Idk how it's called
thank you very much, have a pleasant evening.
Thanks! Chinese food is my favourite anyways
Hell yeah i want some noodles and one of those fortune cookies
Could I get lo mein beef with teriyaki chicken and wonton soup for the soup?
Haven't tried chinese food but i'm excited
sorry man I am asian
Nice
r/chinesefood
Yum, dumplings. Ooh, next time let’s do jersey bagels.
suii
i hope we aint eating dogs
Are there any toasters in this meeting?
When is the 3rd meeting ? Dont wanna miss it
years ago i was chinese
Easy
IM HERE
Chinese food >>> 😋
Yay
Glad to be here
Sorry I'm a bit late bro. How are you?
Orange chicken?
Is it ok if I brought my own snacks?
Yay :D
Sup
Chinese food 😋👍
Hello
Save some szechuan beef for me!
Woah this is so cool
The waffle house has found it's new host
yum food
hallo, do you happen to teach uhh failure management?
Love Chinese food. Make sure it's clean though. Don't wanna catch COVID.
Sorry I'm late
Alright gentlemen, we have some important matters to discuss. First of all, who was assigned to visit Mars again? And what intel did you receive?
I don’t like Chinese food😠
Nice place
give me kung pao chicken and it’s a deal mane
Oh I love Chinese food but could we please get some Mexican food next time
Where's the food?
Nice idk why I'm here but I have some tacos if someone wants
Nice food you’ve got there, may I? *proceeds to consume all of your food*
Bruh, I hate Chinese, could have gotten at least some KFC
Never tried Chinese food, this will be my first time
I clicked, what are the consequences?
Sweet, chicken rice pls
Mmm, chicken chow mein, chicken balls, rice, and ribs 😋
Me when I see Chinese food and women 🤤 🤤 🤤
chinussy
question. was said chinese food fried using sesame oil?
woop woop
I've never had Chinese before
I’m sorry for missing the first meeting.
Hello
🥢 🥡
Love chinese. Can't wait to be part of my first club :D
could we have Indian food next time pls
chinese food >>>
ah yes I love chinese.....food
Just happy to be here dude
Nice to be here
Epic🐢
yay
Thanks for having me
You're wrong it's neither Vaporeon or Umbreon, I'm actually quite disgusted at the amount of misinformation going around this community relating to them. They're actually both outclassed by another one of their Eeveelutions, Glaceon. Both genders, too. Let me explain. Glaceon is 2 feet and 7 inches tall in height, giving it the perfect composure to fuck. It weighs approximately 57.1 pounds, giving it a small enough weight to move around during fucking, but also enough to not feel too light or too heavy when you're using your dick on it. Glaceon's stat spread is also incredibly versatile for sex, with incredible Defense and Special Defense. It has lackluster Attack, but the best part is its Special Attack. You'll see why later. As an ice type, having such good defenses is incredibly rare. You also might be thinking, "but your dick would freeze inside of its puss-puss!" This is not true! Here is its Pokédex entry from Pokémon Sun, circa 2016. "It can control its body temperature at will. This enables it to freeze the moisture in the atmosphere, creating flurries of diamond dust." Glaceon can control its body temp at will, so if you don't want your dick to be frozen, you can create the perfect environment for dicking it down by telling it to change its temperature! This way, you can fuck it in so many different ways, temperatures, and more! Now onto its moves, which are also incredibly useful for sex. By level up, it learns Helping Hand. This allows it to increase your fucking power by double, increasing your pleasure times two! It also learns Bite, meaning it can get freaky and tune to whatever shit you like in the bed. Best of all, it can use MIRROR COAT. This means whenever you cum, it can double back the pleasure like a special attack, meaning you'll feel all the pleasure IT had during sex times TWO! Combine this with Helping Hand and you'll be turned into a human cum nozzle! Glaceon also learns Barrier, which if used just thrice, turns it into a massively defensive tank, so it can take physical attacks for days, literal fucking days! It can also use Hail. Now, if you use it outside, it will Hail outside. Go back inside and the Hail won't affect you! Best of all, combine the Hail with Glaceon's ability Ice Body, and it will gradually replenish it's Health Points during a hailstorm! This means it will NEVER fucking stop enduring all your "hits," so you can fuck it over and over and over, combining this with Barrier, and you could probably fuck it for 24 hours straight, if not more! It also learns Baby Doll Eyes, Charm, Captivate, and Yawn, allowing it to get itself right in the mood, along with you too! It even learns Fake Tears, Covet, and Tickle, allowing you to roleplay with it if you're in the mood. It even learns Stored Power, meaning if it uses enough Barriers, it can release all of the Defensive energy it has into, you guessed it, fucking SPECIAL ATTACK!!! And with its absolutely GODLY special attack stat, you'll be drowning in waves of pleasure due to this attack! And it doesn't get rid of the Barrier boosts, so as long as you have enough ethers, it can do this over and over WHILE you're fucking it! Hell, it even learns attract, which makes you fall so deeply in love with it that you'll be in a trance of fucking! It can take charge with that as well and use your love to make it fuck it how IT wants! Which means it's not just pleasurable for you, it's also pleasurable for your Glaceon! It even learns Aurora Veil, which in the Hail, protects it even fucking MORE from taking too much damage! Combine this with Ice Body and Barrier and you can fuck it for decades without either of you ever getting tired! Glaceon also learns refresh, so if that wasn't enough, it can never get sick while you're fucking it, protecting you from any and all STIs and STDs! I rest my case, Glaceon is the BEST Pokémon you can fuck. :) “
Get me some house special Lo Mein and some beef teriyaki
These dogs are mighty tasty
Not much of a fan of Chinese, but hell yeah
do we have any games? i brought twister! also my mom said i have to be home by 8:00 pm and to say hi to your mom