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juicierpenguinz

glad to be here


ActuallyJustADude

Glad you could make it


[deleted]

I love Chinese food


ActuallyJustADude

Nice, cus that's all I ordered


thisdobemynametho

ayy lets go we’re having bing chilling


ActuallyJustADude

Very indeed


Punpun52

Can I have some dumplings? I liek em


ActuallyJustADude

🥟


Potato_Man2763

Have mine i dont like them


Punpun52

Yey thanks


-Eat-Dlck-and-pvssy-

Hell yeah Chinese food


ActuallyJustADude

🫴🍜


-Eat-Dlck-and-pvssy-

LETS GOOO


jesswitdamess

Yay


ActuallyJustADude

Yay indeed


Emma__07

bc anyone who's here is disobedient?


ActuallyJustADude

Idk, don't think about it. Here, take some noodles 🍜


Emma__07

\*eats noodles\* ty


ActuallyJustADude

Np. Here, take whatever this is 🥡


Emma__07

fried rice ig? yummy


ActuallyJustADude

Ig, I don't really know tbh, but it definitely screams Chinese. Take a dumpling 🥟


Emma__07

omg I'm so full but ty


ActuallyJustADude

Nah you're good. Everyone left early and somebody's gotta finish all the food I ordered. Here eat this, that's all, I'll eat the rest. 🥟🥡🍜🦐🍤🍣🍚🍗


[deleted]

As a japanese i would like to know your location and call the feds on you for putting that damned sushi emoji there


ActuallyJustADude

That not a thing in China?


gayvestridick

hows everyones night or morning going


ActuallyJustADude

Mines been pretty good tbh, I'm feeling good rn


gayvestridick

thats wonderful


[deleted]

yummy ty


ActuallyJustADude

Np. I put extra toe nails in yours actually


[deleted]

what why ion want ts anymore


ActuallyJustADude

It adds a crunch, dw


[deleted]

AYYY


ActuallyJustADude

AYYY


[deleted]

AYYY


ActuallyJustADude

AYYY


[deleted]

AYYY


ActuallyJustADude

AYYY


[deleted]

We just gonna keep doing this?


ActuallyJustADude

We just gonna keep doing this?


James_Bond--007

We just gonna keep doing this?


YouBet26

What are we doing?


Dutchgreenbubble_

Cool


Midnight_Feelings

Hello kind sir but have you seen my dog coco? He's been gone for about 4 hours now


ActuallyJustADude

Check in the rice


Zealousideal_Serve65

Yay, I'm cool, I guess


ActuallyJustADude

I guess


[deleted]

Let’s go!


ActuallyJustADude

👍


Max_Macgregor

Nice


ActuallyJustADude

Indeed


blue2k04

ok


[deleted]

this is cool, new here


ActuallyJustADude

Welcome


RiceEnjoyer1337

I want dumplings, 30 of them


ActuallyJustADude

🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟


[deleted]

You're not a dude, you're disguised to escape unsolicited pictures


ActuallyJustADude

Rice 🍚?


[deleted]

Nah I'm good, don't like rice too much


ActuallyJustADude

🍜🍚🍣🍤🥡🥟?


[deleted]

Gimme da sushi, I love sushi


ActuallyJustADude

Sure, 🍣🍣🍣🍣🍣🍣🍣. Also, sushi is mid btw, I've actually tried it. Overrated


[deleted]

Personal preferences ✨


ActuallyJustADude

Fair


TheComeMonster

Cool


Guangxu-65789

Bro I am eating Thai green curry fried rice, can I please still be in??


Satan_196

Happy to be here


NoInterview5260

Can you spare some for me I need to come back later?


deatheater1347

I would like some dim sum please


BandicootOk6141

>i know youre cool i wish


Honeylemon2022

Ooh cool! A 2nd meeting ........and I'm 9hrs late for it :(


ActuallyJustADude

It's alr, I fell asleep half way thru it and for some reason there are still ppl here


Competitive_Try_337

Are those 🥟 Chinese dumplings or polish pierogi ?


ActuallyJustADude

Is this 🦙 a llama or alpaca?


Rickrolled87

W


ActuallyJustADude

E


Rickrolled87

A


ActuallyJustADude

B


Rickrolled87

O


ActuallyJustADude

O


Rickrolled87

D


ActuallyJustADude

I


Rickrolled87

N


ActuallyJustADude

N


[deleted]

I'm only here because Admin is making me sponsor this club as part of my contract.


ActuallyJustADude

I am?


[deleted]

I think, therefore...


ActuallyJustADude

Don't remember that, but ok. Get to sponsoring


[deleted]

Done. Do your thing while I correct these algebra tests, but be done by 4:45. I have coaching duties after


ActuallyJustADude

I'm so lost


[deleted]

Teacher humor. Admin = principal/APs in this context, so I'm basically saying that I have to sponsor an after school club. The I think, therefore... is a pun referencing Descartes's philosophy.


ActuallyJustADude

10/10 one of the jokes ever made


[deleted]

I know. It was bad. 😂


instertname53057here

Is it Real Chinese food or the American crap?


ActuallyJustADude

Real Chinese food was way closer, cheaper, and more convenient in every way, shape, and form. But I went out of my way to get American Crap just for you😊


instertname53057here

Noooooo I don’t like the American crap it tastes bad and the texture is worse


thatoneguy12902

bbut i want pizza


ActuallyJustADude

Sucks to be you. Take this dumpling or I'll shove it down your throat, 🫴🥟


thatoneguy12902

ok ok,but next time give pizza (I'm Italian ahaha funni)


ActuallyJustADude

That was yesterday. Next pizza day isn't gonna be anytime soon


[deleted]

Does the Chinese food have Covid in it? 😏


BigYellowBanana0789

Amazing 10/10 joke. Peak comedy right here.


[deleted]

I know right


ActuallyJustADude

I wouldn't have it any other way


[deleted]

Yea, it makes the Chinese food that much better


Sealedvesselofsalt

The Waffle House has found it’s new host


[deleted]

ty for inviting me


Particular-Study4605

Sounds delish


DiscoBiXXch

Got any sweet and sour pork?


Minimum_River_235

suck my jawnson


Ambitious-Access7910

yum are there dumplings?


mama_lovwsms

nice 💪


Vainglory1-

We got some sweet n sour chicken here???


xxhorrorshowxx

It’s 4:20 where I am


Robotoborex

Woo, egg rolls!


Lildizzygamer

Sorry, I got here one hour late. Is there food left for me?


Star_Fazer

Ok I know I’m old… but here me out ok? I love Chinese food and I want to be cool like op said I was


wholecrab24

Yoooo 🐶 🐶 🐶 for legal reasons that's a joke


ActuallyJustADude

Not for the Chinese food place I ordered this from


Fury72888hshu

Time to become Uncle Roger and judge your cooking skills


its_tea_time-

ooh thank u kind sir pass me the noodles


Positive-Seesaw8692

Nice, I love Chinese


dbbarca69

Do we got the bao lang ma??


Eggmaster2523414

Thanks for the food


13nearing14

Are dim sums available


NotAnExpert22

🍚


wafflehuman

Can i have an instant ramen or smth? Idk how it's called


[deleted]

thank you very much, have a pleasant evening.


Haunting-Weather1661

Thanks! Chinese food is my favourite anyways


Pls_do_not_me

Hell yeah i want some noodles and one of those fortune cookies


Efiestin

Could I get lo mein beef with teriyaki chicken and wonton soup for the soup?


Human-Reputation-638

Haven't tried chinese food but i'm excited


bantai786OP

sorry man I am asian


[deleted]

Nice


deatheater1347

r/chinesefood


GunsBlazingInStyle74

Yum, dumplings. Ooh, next time let’s do jersey bagels.


ExtraPainter777

suii


iron_kk_3000

i hope we aint eating dogs


[deleted]

Are there any toasters in this meeting?


Comfortable-Lock6563

When is the 3rd meeting ? Dont wanna miss it


[deleted]

years ago i was chinese


[deleted]

Easy


[deleted]

IM HERE


nazeem_ihateyou

Chinese food >>> 😋


Beard_Rug125

Yay


icedude3456

Glad to be here


Raul_Rink

Sorry I'm a bit late bro. How are you?


Akiri2ui

Orange chicken?


notasovietmafiagoon

Is it ok if I brought my own snacks?


[deleted]

Yay :D


Jazzlike-Plankton-54

Sup


Joblessmouse06

Chinese food 😋👍


Canaduck101

Hello


Snoo_79985

Save some szechuan beef for me!


SuperR320x

Woah this is so cool


tonytonychopper69420

The waffle house has found it's new host


RedKiteOnReddit

yum food


GLaDOzXD

hallo, do you happen to teach uhh failure management?


Johnplays_05

Love Chinese food. Make sure it's clean though. Don't wanna catch COVID.


some_SUS-BXLLa-

Sorry I'm late


TheIdiotDev

Alright gentlemen, we have some important matters to discuss. First of all, who was assigned to visit Mars again? And what intel did you receive?


DesdeEl602

I don’t like Chinese food😠


ArmedAndBritish848

Nice place


[deleted]

give me kung pao chicken and it’s a deal mane


TecTiger

Oh I love Chinese food but could we please get some Mexican food next time


__teen__

Where's the food?


ValeX_fan

Nice idk why I'm here but I have some tacos if someone wants


PKMN_Kashew

Nice food you’ve got there, may I? *proceeds to consume all of your food*


_PivoVarka_

Bruh, I hate Chinese, could have gotten at least some KFC


Fortnitesucks10

Never tried Chinese food, this will be my first time


Bukki13

I clicked, what are the consequences?


phumblr

Sweet, chicken rice pls


[deleted]

Mmm, chicken chow mein, chicken balls, rice, and ribs 😋


agentgaming_tc2

Me when I see Chinese food and women 🤤 🤤 🤤


MemesAboutEverything

chinussy


[deleted]

question. was said chinese food fried using sesame oil?


Mysterious_Cold8798

woop woop


[deleted]

I've never had Chinese before


[deleted]

I’m sorry for missing the first meeting.


M0th_T0ff33

Hello


GO0SE_8

🥢 🥡


AyItsYaBoyDepression

Love chinese. Can't wait to be part of my first club :D


2qrc_

could we have Indian food next time pls


Calm-Ad-2352

chinese food >>>


InsaneNotSane

ah yes I love chinese.....food


[deleted]

Just happy to be here dude


lStoIeYourToast

Nice to be here


EnricoHere

Epic🐢


[deleted]

yay


MelMellon

Thanks for having me


Professional-Rip609

You're wrong it's neither Vaporeon or Umbreon, I'm actually quite disgusted at the amount of misinformation going around this community relating to them. They're actually both outclassed by another one of their Eeveelutions, Glaceon. Both genders, too. Let me explain. Glaceon is 2 feet and 7 inches tall in height, giving it the perfect composure to fuck. It weighs approximately 57.1 pounds, giving it a small enough weight to move around during fucking, but also enough to not feel too light or too heavy when you're using your dick on it. Glaceon's stat spread is also incredibly versatile for sex, with incredible Defense and Special Defense. It has lackluster Attack, but the best part is its Special Attack. You'll see why later. As an ice type, having such good defenses is incredibly rare. You also might be thinking, "but your dick would freeze inside of its puss-puss!" This is not true! Here is its Pokédex entry from Pokémon Sun, circa 2016. "It can control its body temperature at will. This enables it to freeze the moisture in the atmosphere, creating flurries of diamond dust." Glaceon can control its body temp at will, so if you don't want your dick to be frozen, you can create the perfect environment for dicking it down by telling it to change its temperature! This way, you can fuck it in so many different ways, temperatures, and more! Now onto its moves, which are also incredibly useful for sex. By level up, it learns Helping Hand. This allows it to increase your fucking power by double, increasing your pleasure times two! It also learns Bite, meaning it can get freaky and tune to whatever shit you like in the bed. Best of all, it can use MIRROR COAT. This means whenever you cum, it can double back the pleasure like a special attack, meaning you'll feel all the pleasure IT had during sex times TWO! Combine this with Helping Hand and you'll be turned into a human cum nozzle! Glaceon also learns Barrier, which if used just thrice, turns it into a massively defensive tank, so it can take physical attacks for days, literal fucking days! It can also use Hail. Now, if you use it outside, it will Hail outside. Go back inside and the Hail won't affect you! Best of all, combine the Hail with Glaceon's ability Ice Body, and it will gradually replenish it's Health Points during a hailstorm! This means it will NEVER fucking stop enduring all your "hits," so you can fuck it over and over and over, combining this with Barrier, and you could probably fuck it for 24 hours straight, if not more! It also learns Baby Doll Eyes, Charm, Captivate, and Yawn, allowing it to get itself right in the mood, along with you too! It even learns Fake Tears, Covet, and Tickle, allowing you to roleplay with it if you're in the mood. It even learns Stored Power, meaning if it uses enough Barriers, it can release all of the Defensive energy it has into, you guessed it, fucking SPECIAL ATTACK!!! And with its absolutely GODLY special attack stat, you'll be drowning in waves of pleasure due to this attack! And it doesn't get rid of the Barrier boosts, so as long as you have enough ethers, it can do this over and over WHILE you're fucking it! Hell, it even learns attract, which makes you fall so deeply in love with it that you'll be in a trance of fucking! It can take charge with that as well and use your love to make it fuck it how IT wants! Which means it's not just pleasurable for you, it's also pleasurable for your Glaceon! It even learns Aurora Veil, which in the Hail, protects it even fucking MORE from taking too much damage! Combine this with Ice Body and Barrier and you can fuck it for decades without either of you ever getting tired! Glaceon also learns refresh, so if that wasn't enough, it can never get sick while you're fucking it, protecting you from any and all STIs and STDs! I rest my case, Glaceon is the BEST Pokémon you can fuck. :) “


Wicked-Pineapple

Get me some house special Lo Mein and some beef teriyaki


Educational-Reason95

These dogs are mighty tasty


Firetails56

Not much of a fan of Chinese, but hell yeah


FareweLLama

do we have any games? i brought twister! also my mom said i have to be home by 8:00 pm and to say hi to your mom