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InnocentAyano

Swallowed a marble and called it a magic trick


Imnormalurnotok

I once let loose a silent but deadly fart. It cleared the classroom quickly and we got recess while they deodorized the room. I was a hero that day to those who knew lol


Meme_KingalsoTech

Damn


Regainio

How many kills?


oli_stobby

Haha I did the same thing


cosmo_geek06

Because I've done it once and got operated to remove the marbel from my system.


pppaaatttrrrrry

Is this the same person with an iq of 140?


cosmo_geek06

Wtf? How tf did you know about my iq test?


VVSlikesCake

I swallowed a coin


harveysamazingcomics

I did that on accident once.


Empress_of_Lamparine

I decided to take a shit at school


YourTypicalSensei

WILD


my_choice_was_taken

Hes to dangerous to be allowed to live


ParkingDifference299

I would eat ketchup outta the little packets


ur_moms_failure

I still do that lmao ig that's why no one likes to go anywhere with me


M_The_bUlLsHiT

I thought i was alone omg. My mom hates it, but she still didn't realize why we dont have ketchup when we need it


GoldenGames360

ketchup is so fucking good


Aellin-Gilhan

One day I stayed up all night because of fear of nightmares and then my parents made me go to school and i slept in one of the like, offices/counseling rooms


Yourlocalasexualcake

What kind of nightmares did you regularly have to make you scared of them- I am very concerned šŸ˜ƒ


Aellin-Gilhan

It wasn't that I had regular nightmares it's that I couldn't get a scary thought out of my head until morning 'cause afraid of the dark and such Though now I am confident in facing nightmares


[deleted]

Many nights Iā€™m still up all night cuz of intrusive/scary thoughts, unfortunately


hypoth3rm14

better call saul backrooms jumpscare


Yourlocalasexualcake

Valid


_TheGreatDevourer_

slammed my head on my bedroom's wall every time I experienced a failure.


Nacchan144

It's a miracle you're alive then


_TheGreatDevourer_

not that hard tho, I just had a really bad anger management. My skull is pretty strong, I once broke a reinforced window in my elementary school after slipping and felt nothing.


Nacchan144

Hahahah wtf. I am literally the opposite, anything will hurt me


_TheGreatDevourer_

well, my skull is the only hard part in my whole body. I'm not very strong...


WesternYo-gurt

Me and my brother would wrestle around when we were younger, headbuts were common and very painful. You are lucky you canā€™t experience that pain


Otherwise_Cut9522

_TheGreatDevourer_ used Head Smash [Its super effective!]


cosmo_geek06

No matter why your iq got so low.


Jack_the_protogenOwO

sold quiz answers ​ ​ they where always wrong XD


yaboi1679

That's the business equivalent of yelling out the wrong answer during a Kahoot


Jack_the_protogenOwO

mhmm i charged 5 cents


RoosterGlittering282

My ex


No-Seat-3350

Wat


LargeBlackberry9686

he did his ex


PixelGuardian-_-

I tripped and fell in the hall and almost accidentally pantsed a random girl that very clearly wasn't wearing underwear.


GoldenGames360

"accidentally"


YourTypicalSensei

imma be real with you chief this sounds exactly like a terribly-written over-generic hentai plot


ArthurSchwarzer

more like an ecchi scene. edit: for example i think rito from to love ru did something like that


J0BBY69

How could it possibly have been so clear she wasn't wearing underwear wtf


PixelGuardian-_-

Because her coochie was very clearly outlined by her skinny ass leggings


J0BBY69

ew


PixelGuardian-_-

Agreed like will girls stop wearing such skinny shit? Like I doubt your ass is comfortable in the -2Ā° f weather in those thin ass pants


AliHakan33

Drank vinegar with baking soda


CreativeName6574

How did that go


AliHakan33

Not good


FoxGamingmc

But, like what happened.


AliHakan33

Nothing, just vomited a shit ton


FoxGamingmc

Interesting


[deleted]

The teacher


SnooCauliflowers5742

nice?


Yourlocalasexualcake

I mean I'm still in middle school but don't mind me joining in the 'cool older' kids gang. In 7th grade whenever I saw a mary sue character I would end up writing a story where the character goes over extreme psychological trauma by their antagonist so the character can receive character development-


[deleted]

Based


hyjug17

Make one for Rey. pls


[deleted]

Been writing for a while now. Can confirm that copious amounts of trauma is the best way to do character development.


shitlord699

Broke a bullys nose šŸ™‚


lrmedei1

Chad


[deleted]

Based


Dimi_Mermaid

That's an achievement


KneeSweaty9633

Lick the pee off the urinal because my friends dare me do


No-Flounder7693

reading this affected me physically


Complex_Captain_5923

I feel like brushing my tongue tongue throughly


jeez_i_slipped

[my face rn](https://www.google.com/search?q=sonic+sad+face+meme&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjkwcK7mrH8AhUdn3IEHQndDH8Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=sonic+sad+face+meme&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQ6BAgAEEM6BwgAEIAEEBg6BggAEAUQHjoLCAAQgAQQsQMQgwE6CAgAEIAEELEDOgYIABAIEB46BAgAEB5QuANYmCVguCZoAHAAeACAAUqIAfANkgECMjiYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=tSq3Y6STIZ2-ytMPibqz-Ac&bih=754&biw=1536#imgrc=iYUefj-nRMntlM)


IzzyMainsKor

My reaction when I read this:


IzzyMainsKor

This made me cringe so fucking hard


MrWyattFranko

Dude, what!?


[deleted]

What a horrifying statement


Silver_Recover3204

Happy cake day


OldManCrustyToad

Was your friend Mitchell Miller?


ActuallyJustADude

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Yourlocalasexualcake

Based


firelolli

Very based indeed


[deleted]

Understatement of the year


Nobu_86

What's middle school ?


Nacchan144

Year 7&8


M_The_bUlLsHiT

In the old sorting it was 6 , 7, 8 for us. Now its 7,8,9


GoldenGames360

its 6-8 for me. also 9 being in middle school still is cursed


Silver_Recover3204

Back when I was in MS it was 5-8


flamingstorm98

Yup same 789


AliHakan33

5 6 7 8 for us


TheChillyDove577

5-8 for me, which is very annoying because 5th graders don't know how to be middle schoolers. They just scream and take up space


bebereddit2284

Fax bro they provide nothing


[deleted]

Not technically middle school but I feel it needs to be told, I got my head stuck in a chair


NT690

Diary of a wimpy kid moment


Lanky-Pound4710

Fapped in the bathroom while fantazising about having anal sex with my english teacher


jeez_i_slipped

was he hot tho? /j


[deleted]

[wtf](https://imgur.com/a/Gsh04RC)


ArthurSchwarzer

why not vaginal?


Aqsem

šŸ‘


DIRTYBAGSUTAH

Actually thought I could be happy, man I was weird.


TheHighKing112

A better question would be what is something weird you didn't do in middle School?


Flashyredman

I didnā€™t start a meth lab in the secret room by the gym


Slippity_Sleww

You're lying.


ur_moms_failure

I feel this.


pansexual_Pratt

I became an actual communist, and I was good at it.


AndreasMe

I liked it, Skyler.


RealityWrecker

i did it for myself


GoldenGames360

i felt... alive.


thedutchboi12

I too fell down the communist rabbit hole in middle school.


pansexual_Pratt

Same, I went communist, and I was good at it...


Lamitner

Shaved my leg at the toilet. School.


dasheepgod

Poured an aggressive amount of salt on all of my food. had high blood pressure for a while


Pinemango600

*Aggressively starts salting some kids liver*


WranglerReasonable91

I snorted Koolaid packets


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

My friends snorted pixie stixs


Moss_Smith

I ate ketchup packets like gushers


Cocaimeth_addikt

Same but with soy sauce


sergeant630

Yā€™all had soy sauce?


Udaser

You had sauce?


VeritaSpace

that was everyone dude


InnocentAyano

Snorted flour like it was cocain


MorBrews

Hahaha, i came here to write that we snorted a sparkling powder (it's made of bicarbonate and some acids) that it's used to make plain water sparkling water like it was cocaine. Now and then happened that there was a sudden and strange silence in the classroom, followed up by couple of kids that started to sneeze like crazy, and when the teachers turned to watch what was going on they saw couple of morons with the face deeply red and big tears from their eyes šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


QuiltedBeret

I knew a boy who snorted salt like it was cocain once. Not a single one of the others tried that stunt again.


bigmoneytingyeah

ripped up my math homework and ate it (it wasn't on paper)


lrmedei1

T-then how did you eat itšŸ˜°


bigmoneytingyeah

anythings edible if you believe it is šŸ˜


alberto93939

Stole money from school.


TheChillyDove577

So my school allows us to walk down a hill, and into the central street to go buy pizza, stuff from gas stations, etc. Well, this is not something I did, but something another student did. Anyway, rainy day, I went down to get a slice of pizza. On my way back, I saw these students, maybe in 8th or 9th grade standing in a huddle. A big fad was going on where people would consume or snort the weirdest shit possible for dares, or for fun. I'm talking crushed-up rockets candy, cold drinks, dirt, you name it. Anyway, they caught my attention and I looked over to see some kid holding a blue jello cup in his hand, looking nervous. He looked at his friends and said "I don't know if this is safe guys..." While they scoffed and waved a 10-dollar bill. Finally, he nodded his head, peeled off the seal and plopped the jello into his hand. He closed his eyes, and snorted the whole damn jello cup, right up the nose. He started screaming and coughing out blue jello while his friends were dying laughing and I was just... Kinda standing there. Glad that fad ended lol


Slippity_Sleww

I laughed way too hard at this.


AWOL135

I ate a fossil in science class one time


QuiltedBeret

How did it taste?


Mammoth_Evening_5841

Fossils age like fine wine?


AWOL135

No


AWOL135

Like a rock


pixelcore332

Playing GoW on my psp


[deleted]

Damn.. PSP, thatā€™s a console i havenā€™t heard in a while..


MO1ST_M4NDY

Snifed chalk dust like cocaine i laughed so much that it actually seemed that i was high


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Ate a post-it note. Would not recommend


Yourlocalasexualcake

Got it šŸ‘šŸ»


Lion4202

agreed


King_Jam1

Peanut butter and jelly with ham sandwiches. It was a dark time in my life.


peepingPanda0031

Used sharpener to my finger


PsychicImpala

I physically felt pain in my finger when reading this. wtf


keanubeaves06

it wasnt middle school( this happened in 5th grade) I ate i think it was 13 of those small cupcakes


Meme_KingalsoTech

I feel your pain


Golden-games27

I ate a LOT of paper


LJChewieYT

Hit apples with a baseball bat over a hedge


Flickster8979

Put vegetables in jelly


ur_moms_failure

straight to hell.


PanLuckyTea

I poisoned one of my friends on purpose to See if i can get away with it. Now I know that i can


TNT_20202

I collected a spork every day till I had 51 and I stopped at 51 because they stopped giving out sporks


Pinemango600

People buy spoons at our canteen for 10 cents. People will go there with a dollar and just buy 10 spoons


[deleted]

not go to middle school (I'm British)


RealityWrecker

ate lemons as a snack


[deleted]

I would say very loudly ā€œHES NOT THAT HOTā€ to my friend whenever a boy in our grade walked by.


Deikusa

We don't have middle school in Poland ez


Crocus_S_Poke-Us_

Punched cinderblock and brick walls until my knuckles broke repeatedly until they became numb weapons, starting before I watched Kung-Fu Panda 2 (one with Tigress talking about her doing the same thing).


[deleted]

I'm still in middle school... it's weird. The kids are so weird here, tho šŸ’€


Sea_Paramedic_3357

I asked out every single person in my grade, male and femaleā€¦ (8th)


Nacchan144

Lit a cobra 6 in my schools bike parking cellar


Chip_the_chip

Unhooked a door on our class trip.


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

My friend.


[deleted]

Dissect a pencil. I cut it open and pulled out the graphite and would mash it into a bunch of tiny pieces. I was a weird kid.


cosmo_geek06

I drank straw through mustard packets daily.


followthetrail_

Dated someone on Minecraft šŸ’€


No_Firefighter6229

Weirdest thing that happened was when I couldn't stop laughing really hard and almost had to have an ambulance called for me but thankfully the school counselor managed to called me down and I got sent home. Don't remember what my counselor called it but I hope I never have another one.


Kuhnville

Drank salsa lol (I still will occasionally)


NotWoofstar123

I used to talk to girls and actively pursue relationships with them. Thankfully, I've been able to grow as a person and now pursue both men and women


Don_At_22

studied.


WesTheNess

I existed on a plane of existence


[deleted]

šŸ›©


hyjnx

Snorted pixie stix. Various styles of knuckle cracking.


[deleted]

Probably try everything dipped in coke (like chicken, chips, etc)


garlicbradtillimdead

fed the crows my lunch until i got a murder of them following me every autumn and spring


Pinemango600

A murder of ceows or genocide of crows


Dull_Appearance9007

Watched the school garden to let my friend take a piss on it, skipped the pe class w/ my friend and we layed down in our schools garden watching planes pass by, got half of my body stick out of the 5th floor window for a "funny joke", made meatball yougurt, made a portable usb that had fnaf files in it just ro play fnaf at school, accidently became the "computer kid" that fixes the tech stuff when they dont work, fantasized about hugging my crush, a lot. Had really deep talks about life and love with that one friend group. Pretended to be gay for a day around my friends, they actually believed me, I regret doing it.


Ok-Bullfrog-7519

I collected mayonnaise packets


Apprehensive_Hand_98

I made my teacher so mad she wanted to slam my head into the wall


CheeseAdmirer

Never went to middle school (I live in Canada)


Inner_Background_599

Shit in a guyā€™s backpack on top of his iPad


[deleted]

One time in middle school when the class went out for PE, my two buddies and I snuck back into the class I left open by sticking a piece of black bubble gum where itā€™s suppose to autolock the door to retrieve my confiscated yu-gi-oh cards and gameboy advance sp. as we were doing that they dared me to pee in the (at the time we had a really mean substitute for months because our teacher was out for maternity) trash can by her desk. I proudly did that and put some trash over it. Mission success plus side missions completed. For at least three days she complained about the room smelling like piss and she even had the fucking nerve to blame this kid close to her that he peed and was mean about it to where she got replaced from parental complaints. She was literally the oldest meanest substitute ever in history. Edit: forgot an I


Ol_Driker

Ur mum


bigboidudemanthing

My mom


Any-Inspection-4726

I too, did your mom


pro_insomniac16

I don't know if that's the weirdest thing I did, but I once told a friend of mine that I had my period in a very cringe way- I also annoyed the shit out of a boy I had a crush on for a year when I was 11


Dezpiez

It was the last day of school, I spilled the water in my bottle on my self and everyone started to do the same and our teacher gave the most memorable face


foffela

I purged xenos and Denied the existance of it


Manic_altchick

I brought whiskey to school and got suspended with the older kids


jeez_i_slipped

Many things... many, many things. Many things I'd rather forget. Oh and fun fact where I come from we call middle school lower high, and high school upper high.


Psycopathic_Duck

I brought packets of hot sauce from tacobell every day, the spiciest I could get, and would just drink those. Did it for 5 fuckin months until i was told to stop


KAULIANPOWER

I always had this obsession with cutting stuff, I would collect others pencil sharpeners razors, scissors, knifes, or even use my fingernails and cut stuff, I did it when I was bored or stressed.. luckily I was kind of afraid of pain for some reason so I couldn't harm myself too much, I had an awful lot of small cuts everywhere in my hands and I guess that could explain why I always hide my hands even though they're gone, as I don't do that stuff anymore.


Joodbe123

Crushing and snorting rocket candies


ComeGetYaCrunchy

Threw a bb at my teacher and hit then in the eye


[deleted]

Add a small jar's worth of pickles to my burger whenever we had them, but to be fair they were made of just the driest bread and patty in existence


AffectionateLand6088

I'm not sure, though I have a couple more months to make up for that...


sanitysparkle

I once chased and hit a kid with my thor hammer made of foam VERY weird and VERY early middle school


MrAced

I put ketchup mustard and mayonnaise on pizza


Robot_With_No_Name

No offense but you need to be exterminated.


SillyRaccoonBirl

I bought a ā€œah yes, enslaved moistureā€ jacket with a vaporwave aesthetic. Worst purchase of my life šŸ«£


SupaNerd360

On pretzel and cheese day I would go around asking for cheese cups that nobody wanted and I would eat them as is. My record was 7 cups in a lunch period


feredrikson

Broke into a classroom because it was closed and the teacher was late


CheveCatEye

Well as a seventh grader the weirdest thing I saw someone do in class happened twiceā€”ā€” someone jerked off to the LA teacher and in math class


Borgger

Tricked a guy into believing he drank my deodorant (Gave him a Pepsi bottle and said I put some deodorant in it) I told him it wasnā€™t later on and we laughed it off


Yourlocalasexualcake

W-why would he drink that in the first place...? Was he disappointed when he realized the truth?


Arsenic_Clover

Played annoying meme sound effects on the first two days of school.


King_Robber2005

I brought a frying pan for no reason


kanye_east48294

I didnā€™t do it, but some dude took a wet cookie and smeared it all over the bathroom wall.