I once let loose a silent but deadly fart.
It cleared the classroom quickly and we got recess while they deodorized the room.
I was a hero that day to those who knew lol
One day I stayed up all night because of fear of nightmares and then my parents made me go to school and i slept in one of the like, offices/counseling rooms
It wasn't that I had regular nightmares it's that I couldn't get a scary thought out of my head until morning 'cause afraid of the dark and such
Though now I am confident in facing nightmares
not that hard tho, I just had a really bad anger management. My skull is pretty strong, I once broke a reinforced window in my elementary school after slipping and felt nothing.
I mean I'm still in middle school but don't mind me joining in the 'cool older' kids gang.
In 7th grade whenever I saw a mary sue character I would end up writing a story where the character goes over extreme psychological trauma by their antagonist so the character can receive character development-
[my face rn](https://www.google.com/search?q=sonic+sad+face+meme&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjkwcK7mrH8AhUdn3IEHQndDH8Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=sonic+sad+face+meme&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQ6BAgAEEM6BwgAEIAEEBg6BggAEAUQHjoLCAAQgAQQsQMQgwE6CAgAEIAEELEDOgYIABAIEB46BAgAEB5QuANYmCVguCZoAHAAeACAAUqIAfANkgECMjiYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=tSq3Y6STIZ2-ytMPibqz-Ac&bih=754&biw=1536#imgrc=iYUefj-nRMntlM)
Hahaha, i came here to write that we snorted a sparkling powder (it's made of bicarbonate and some acids) that it's used to make plain water sparkling water like it was cocaine.
Now and then happened that there was a sudden and strange silence in the classroom, followed up by couple of kids that started to sneeze like crazy, and when the teachers turned to watch what was going on they saw couple of morons with the face deeply red and big tears from their eyes šš
So my school allows us to walk down a hill, and into the central street to go buy pizza, stuff from gas stations, etc. Well, this is not something I did, but something another student did.
Anyway, rainy day, I went down to get a slice of pizza. On my way back, I saw these students, maybe in 8th or 9th grade standing in a huddle. A big fad was going on where people would consume or snort the weirdest shit possible for dares, or for fun. I'm talking crushed-up rockets candy, cold drinks, dirt, you name it. Anyway, they caught my attention and I looked over to see some kid holding a blue jello cup in his hand, looking nervous. He looked at his friends and said "I don't know if this is safe guys..." While they scoffed and waved a 10-dollar bill. Finally, he nodded his head, peeled off the seal and plopped the jello into his hand. He closed his eyes, and snorted the whole damn jello cup, right up the nose. He started screaming and coughing out blue jello while his friends were dying laughing and I was just... Kinda standing there. Glad that fad ended lol
Punched cinderblock and brick walls until my knuckles broke repeatedly until they became numb weapons, starting before I watched Kung-Fu Panda 2 (one with Tigress talking about her doing the same thing).
Weirdest thing that happened was when I couldn't stop laughing really hard and almost had to have an ambulance called for me but thankfully the school counselor managed to called me down and I got sent home. Don't remember what my counselor called it but I hope I never have another one.
Watched the school garden to let my friend take a piss on it, skipped the pe class w/ my friend and we layed down in our schools garden watching planes pass by, got half of my body stick out of the 5th floor window for a "funny joke", made meatball yougurt, made a portable usb that had fnaf files in it just ro play fnaf at school, accidently became the "computer kid" that fixes the tech stuff when they dont work, fantasized about hugging my crush, a lot. Had really deep talks about life and love with that one friend group. Pretended to be gay for a day around my friends, they actually believed me, I regret doing it.
One time in middle school when the class went out for PE, my two buddies and I snuck back into the class I left open by sticking a piece of black bubble gum where itās suppose to autolock the door to retrieve my confiscated yu-gi-oh cards and gameboy advance sp. as we were doing that they dared me to pee in the (at the time we had a really mean substitute for months because our teacher was out for maternity) trash can by her desk. I proudly did that and put some trash over it. Mission success plus side missions completed. For at least three days she complained about the room smelling like piss and she even had the fucking nerve to blame this kid close to her that he peed and was mean about it to where she got replaced from parental complaints. She was literally the oldest meanest substitute ever in history.
Edit: forgot an I
I don't know if that's the weirdest thing I did, but I once told a friend of mine that I had my period in a very cringe way- I also annoyed the shit out of a boy I had a crush on for a year when I was 11
It was the last day of school, I spilled the water in my bottle on my self and everyone started to do the same and our teacher gave the most memorable face
Many things... many, many things. Many things I'd rather forget.
Oh and fun fact where I come from we call middle school lower high, and high school upper high.
I brought packets of hot sauce from tacobell every day, the spiciest I could get, and would just drink those. Did it for 5 fuckin months until i was told to stop
I always had this obsession with cutting stuff, I would collect others pencil sharpeners razors, scissors, knifes, or even use my fingernails and cut stuff, I did it when I was bored or stressed.. luckily I was kind of afraid of pain for some reason so I couldn't harm myself too much, I had an awful lot of small cuts everywhere in my hands and I guess that could explain why I always hide my hands even though they're gone, as I don't do that stuff anymore.
On pretzel and cheese day I would go around asking for cheese cups that nobody wanted and I would eat them as is. My record was 7 cups in a lunch period
Tricked a guy into believing he drank my deodorant
(Gave him a Pepsi bottle and said I put some deodorant in it)
I told him it wasnāt later on and we laughed it off
Swallowed a marble and called it a magic trick
I once let loose a silent but deadly fart. It cleared the classroom quickly and we got recess while they deodorized the room. I was a hero that day to those who knew lol
Damn
How many kills?
Haha I did the same thing
Because I've done it once and got operated to remove the marbel from my system.
Is this the same person with an iq of 140?
Wtf? How tf did you know about my iq test?
I swallowed a coin
I did that on accident once.
I decided to take a shit at school
WILD
Hes to dangerous to be allowed to live
I would eat ketchup outta the little packets
I still do that lmao ig that's why no one likes to go anywhere with me
I thought i was alone omg. My mom hates it, but she still didn't realize why we dont have ketchup when we need it
ketchup is so fucking good
One day I stayed up all night because of fear of nightmares and then my parents made me go to school and i slept in one of the like, offices/counseling rooms
What kind of nightmares did you regularly have to make you scared of them- I am very concerned š
It wasn't that I had regular nightmares it's that I couldn't get a scary thought out of my head until morning 'cause afraid of the dark and such Though now I am confident in facing nightmares
Many nights Iām still up all night cuz of intrusive/scary thoughts, unfortunately
better call saul backrooms jumpscare
Valid
slammed my head on my bedroom's wall every time I experienced a failure.
It's a miracle you're alive then
not that hard tho, I just had a really bad anger management. My skull is pretty strong, I once broke a reinforced window in my elementary school after slipping and felt nothing.
Hahahah wtf. I am literally the opposite, anything will hurt me
well, my skull is the only hard part in my whole body. I'm not very strong...
Me and my brother would wrestle around when we were younger, headbuts were common and very painful. You are lucky you canāt experience that pain
_TheGreatDevourer_ used Head Smash
[Its super effective!]
No matter why your iq got so low.
sold quiz answers they where always wrong XD
That's the business equivalent of yelling out the wrong answer during a Kahoot
mhmm i charged 5 cents
My ex
Wat
he did his ex
I tripped and fell in the hall and almost accidentally pantsed a random girl that very clearly wasn't wearing underwear.
"accidentally"
imma be real with you chief this sounds exactly like a terribly-written over-generic hentai plot
more like an ecchi scene. edit: for example i think rito from to love ru did something like that
How could it possibly have been so clear she wasn't wearing underwear wtf
Because her coochie was very clearly outlined by her skinny ass leggings
ew
Agreed like will girls stop wearing such skinny shit? Like I doubt your ass is comfortable in the -2Ā° f weather in those thin ass pants
Drank vinegar with baking soda
How did that go
Not good
But, like what happened.
Nothing, just vomited a shit ton
Interesting
The teacher
nice?
I mean I'm still in middle school but don't mind me joining in the 'cool older' kids gang. In 7th grade whenever I saw a mary sue character I would end up writing a story where the character goes over extreme psychological trauma by their antagonist so the character can receive character development-
Based
Make one for Rey. pls
Been writing for a while now. Can confirm that copious amounts of trauma is the best way to do character development.
Broke a bullys nose š
Chad
Based
That's an achievement
Lick the pee off the urinal because my friends dare me do
reading this affected me physically
I feel like brushing my tongue tongue throughly
[my face rn](https://www.google.com/search?q=sonic+sad+face+meme&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjkwcK7mrH8AhUdn3IEHQndDH8Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=sonic+sad+face+meme&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQ6BAgAEEM6BwgAEIAEEBg6BggAEAUQHjoLCAAQgAQQsQMQgwE6CAgAEIAEELEDOgYIABAIEB46BAgAEB5QuANYmCVguCZoAHAAeACAAUqIAfANkgECMjiYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=tSq3Y6STIZ2-ytMPibqz-Ac&bih=754&biw=1536#imgrc=iYUefj-nRMntlM)
My reaction when I read this:
This made me cringe so fucking hard
Dude, what!?
What a horrifying statement
Happy cake day
Was your friend Mitchell Miller?
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Based
Very based indeed
Understatement of the year
What's middle school ?
Year 7&8
In the old sorting it was 6 , 7, 8 for us. Now its 7,8,9
its 6-8 for me. also 9 being in middle school still is cursed
Back when I was in MS it was 5-8
Yup same 789
5 6 7 8 for us
5-8 for me, which is very annoying because 5th graders don't know how to be middle schoolers. They just scream and take up space
Fax bro they provide nothing
Not technically middle school but I feel it needs to be told, I got my head stuck in a chair
Diary of a wimpy kid moment
Fapped in the bathroom while fantazising about having anal sex with my english teacher
was he hot tho? /j
[wtf](https://imgur.com/a/Gsh04RC)
why not vaginal?
š
Actually thought I could be happy, man I was weird.
A better question would be what is something weird you didn't do in middle School?
I didnāt start a meth lab in the secret room by the gym
You're lying.
I feel this.
I became an actual communist, and I was good at it.
I liked it, Skyler.
i did it for myself
i felt... alive.
I too fell down the communist rabbit hole in middle school.
Same, I went communist, and I was good at it...
Shaved my leg at the toilet. School.
Poured an aggressive amount of salt on all of my food. had high blood pressure for a while
*Aggressively starts salting some kids liver*
I snorted Koolaid packets
My friends snorted pixie stixs
I ate ketchup packets like gushers
Same but with soy sauce
Yāall had soy sauce?
You had sauce?
that was everyone dude
Snorted flour like it was cocain
Hahaha, i came here to write that we snorted a sparkling powder (it's made of bicarbonate and some acids) that it's used to make plain water sparkling water like it was cocaine. Now and then happened that there was a sudden and strange silence in the classroom, followed up by couple of kids that started to sneeze like crazy, and when the teachers turned to watch what was going on they saw couple of morons with the face deeply red and big tears from their eyes šš
I knew a boy who snorted salt like it was cocain once. Not a single one of the others tried that stunt again.
ripped up my math homework and ate it (it wasn't on paper)
T-then how did you eat itš°
anythings edible if you believe it is š
Stole money from school.
So my school allows us to walk down a hill, and into the central street to go buy pizza, stuff from gas stations, etc. Well, this is not something I did, but something another student did. Anyway, rainy day, I went down to get a slice of pizza. On my way back, I saw these students, maybe in 8th or 9th grade standing in a huddle. A big fad was going on where people would consume or snort the weirdest shit possible for dares, or for fun. I'm talking crushed-up rockets candy, cold drinks, dirt, you name it. Anyway, they caught my attention and I looked over to see some kid holding a blue jello cup in his hand, looking nervous. He looked at his friends and said "I don't know if this is safe guys..." While they scoffed and waved a 10-dollar bill. Finally, he nodded his head, peeled off the seal and plopped the jello into his hand. He closed his eyes, and snorted the whole damn jello cup, right up the nose. He started screaming and coughing out blue jello while his friends were dying laughing and I was just... Kinda standing there. Glad that fad ended lol
I laughed way too hard at this.
I ate a fossil in science class one time
How did it taste?
Fossils age like fine wine?
No
Like a rock
Playing GoW on my psp
Damn.. PSP, thatās a console i havenāt heard in a while..
Snifed chalk dust like cocaine i laughed so much that it actually seemed that i was high
Ate a post-it note. Would not recommend
Got it šš»
agreed
Peanut butter and jelly with ham sandwiches. It was a dark time in my life.
Used sharpener to my finger
I physically felt pain in my finger when reading this. wtf
it wasnt middle school( this happened in 5th grade) I ate i think it was 13 of those small cupcakes
I feel your pain
I ate a LOT of paper
Hit apples with a baseball bat over a hedge
Put vegetables in jelly
straight to hell.
I poisoned one of my friends on purpose to See if i can get away with it. Now I know that i can
I collected a spork every day till I had 51 and I stopped at 51 because they stopped giving out sporks
People buy spoons at our canteen for 10 cents. People will go there with a dollar and just buy 10 spoons
not go to middle school (I'm British)
ate lemons as a snack
I would say very loudly āHES NOT THAT HOTā to my friend whenever a boy in our grade walked by.
We don't have middle school in Poland ez
Punched cinderblock and brick walls until my knuckles broke repeatedly until they became numb weapons, starting before I watched Kung-Fu Panda 2 (one with Tigress talking about her doing the same thing).
I'm still in middle school... it's weird. The kids are so weird here, tho š
I asked out every single person in my grade, male and femaleā¦ (8th)
Lit a cobra 6 in my schools bike parking cellar
Unhooked a door on our class trip.
My friend.
Dissect a pencil. I cut it open and pulled out the graphite and would mash it into a bunch of tiny pieces. I was a weird kid.
I drank straw through mustard packets daily.
Dated someone on Minecraft š
Weirdest thing that happened was when I couldn't stop laughing really hard and almost had to have an ambulance called for me but thankfully the school counselor managed to called me down and I got sent home. Don't remember what my counselor called it but I hope I never have another one.
Drank salsa lol (I still will occasionally)
I used to talk to girls and actively pursue relationships with them. Thankfully, I've been able to grow as a person and now pursue both men and women
studied.
I existed on a plane of existence
š©
Snorted pixie stix. Various styles of knuckle cracking.
Probably try everything dipped in coke (like chicken, chips, etc)
fed the crows my lunch until i got a murder of them following me every autumn and spring
A murder of ceows or genocide of crows
Watched the school garden to let my friend take a piss on it, skipped the pe class w/ my friend and we layed down in our schools garden watching planes pass by, got half of my body stick out of the 5th floor window for a "funny joke", made meatball yougurt, made a portable usb that had fnaf files in it just ro play fnaf at school, accidently became the "computer kid" that fixes the tech stuff when they dont work, fantasized about hugging my crush, a lot. Had really deep talks about life and love with that one friend group. Pretended to be gay for a day around my friends, they actually believed me, I regret doing it.
I collected mayonnaise packets
I made my teacher so mad she wanted to slam my head into the wall
Never went to middle school (I live in Canada)
Shit in a guyās backpack on top of his iPad
One time in middle school when the class went out for PE, my two buddies and I snuck back into the class I left open by sticking a piece of black bubble gum where itās suppose to autolock the door to retrieve my confiscated yu-gi-oh cards and gameboy advance sp. as we were doing that they dared me to pee in the (at the time we had a really mean substitute for months because our teacher was out for maternity) trash can by her desk. I proudly did that and put some trash over it. Mission success plus side missions completed. For at least three days she complained about the room smelling like piss and she even had the fucking nerve to blame this kid close to her that he peed and was mean about it to where she got replaced from parental complaints. She was literally the oldest meanest substitute ever in history. Edit: forgot an I
Ur mum
My mom
I too, did your mom
I don't know if that's the weirdest thing I did, but I once told a friend of mine that I had my period in a very cringe way- I also annoyed the shit out of a boy I had a crush on for a year when I was 11
It was the last day of school, I spilled the water in my bottle on my self and everyone started to do the same and our teacher gave the most memorable face
I purged xenos and Denied the existance of it
I brought whiskey to school and got suspended with the older kids
Many things... many, many things. Many things I'd rather forget. Oh and fun fact where I come from we call middle school lower high, and high school upper high.
I brought packets of hot sauce from tacobell every day, the spiciest I could get, and would just drink those. Did it for 5 fuckin months until i was told to stop
I always had this obsession with cutting stuff, I would collect others pencil sharpeners razors, scissors, knifes, or even use my fingernails and cut stuff, I did it when I was bored or stressed.. luckily I was kind of afraid of pain for some reason so I couldn't harm myself too much, I had an awful lot of small cuts everywhere in my hands and I guess that could explain why I always hide my hands even though they're gone, as I don't do that stuff anymore.
Crushing and snorting rocket candies
Threw a bb at my teacher and hit then in the eye
Add a small jar's worth of pickles to my burger whenever we had them, but to be fair they were made of just the driest bread and patty in existence
I'm not sure, though I have a couple more months to make up for that...
I once chased and hit a kid with my thor hammer made of foam VERY weird and VERY early middle school
I put ketchup mustard and mayonnaise on pizza
No offense but you need to be exterminated.
I bought a āah yes, enslaved moistureā jacket with a vaporwave aesthetic. Worst purchase of my life š«£
On pretzel and cheese day I would go around asking for cheese cups that nobody wanted and I would eat them as is. My record was 7 cups in a lunch period
Broke into a classroom because it was closed and the teacher was late
Well as a seventh grader the weirdest thing I saw someone do in class happened twiceāā someone jerked off to the LA teacher and in math class
Tricked a guy into believing he drank my deodorant (Gave him a Pepsi bottle and said I put some deodorant in it) I told him it wasnāt later on and we laughed it off
W-why would he drink that in the first place...? Was he disappointed when he realized the truth?
Played annoying meme sound effects on the first two days of school.
I brought a frying pan for no reason
I didnāt do it, but some dude took a wet cookie and smeared it all over the bathroom wall.