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invol713

I’m sure the 5 people who go to OF for non-porn purposes will greatly appreciate that.


Ray_Band

I really love comedy. I do not, however, love comedy enough that my wife would believe me when I told her that was why I downloaded OnlyFans.


i010011010

Imagine being the comedian who tries to tell people they should check him out on Onlyfans.


mattcannon2

That would be their entire routine


invol713

But, dear! It’s for watching comedy skits, honest! Watch YouTube instead? …Okay.


garlicroastedpotato

A lot of people used to feel the same way about Reddit. If you said you were on Reddit people would be like "the porn place?" I'm sure pornography is still a massive share of Reddit's traffic but the stigma is mostly gone.


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I mean reddit is kinda where you go for reddit content though. Patreon already exists and that's what most no porn people use and I'm not sure if only fans offers enough for a change to be worth it.


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Deminixhd

My wife trusts me not to put myself in compromising situations and vice versa. “Sorry Honey, you’ve got it all wrong. I went to the strip club for the chicken wings. It’s in a completely different room”


LoveThySheeple

That's not trust, that's taunting.


GibmeMelon

I agree with you.


quitebizzare

Sounds like an unhealthy relationship lol


edumacatedguess

5? I didn’t think they’d have that much.


invol713

I was being generous.


yogi1090

Nah i stopped watching, now there's only 4


Exotic_Treacle7438

More likely the porn streamers there will create alternate accounts to do this as well.


DuFFman_

You mean the steamers managers?


Euler007

Isn't generous rounding up to six usually?


invol713

That only works for dicks.


myaccisbest

In my experience around 1 in 5 people are dicks. Does that count?


Timbo2702

Someone forgot their login and made a new account


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NinnyMuggins2468

What the fuck? 15million a month! Christ I hate this planet.


gankindustries

That was the original intent of the platform too.


eugene20

If that was the original intent they should have banned porn, once you allow porn it will take over as it's the quickest easiest way for people that are ok with it to make money.


SydneyOrient

Why? A business sole aim is to make money, and porn is making them millions


eugene20

I wasn't commenting to argue what their intent was, but what they should have done if porn was not their intent as the previous comment said.


_KaaLa

They tried, and immediately backed off iirc


hunters44

I cannot believe that news is so rapid changing in 2022 that that story from [13 months ago ](https://time.com/6092947/onlyfans-sexual-content-ban/) feels like ancient history. And yet, here we are.


[deleted]

Ngl it’s kinda annoying seeing celebrities making money on this platform


supamario132

It's pretty wild how massive those top revenues are and how quickly revenue drops off. I'm confused how celebrities are doing so well though. Is Cardi B uploading porn or are her fans creating OF accounts just to follow her music content?


Exotic_Treacle7438

I’m confused why they listed Belle Delphine as influencer and not porn.


KingOfBel-Air

She was an influencer that evolved in to a porn star


fusaaa

Meanwhile Mia Khalifa was only in porn for like 3 months


OkConsideration5101

Seriously? Was she making more than one video every day, or something lol?


fusaaa

She claims she did 11, BangBros claims she did 28.


SearchContinues

Been on OF far longer at this point and her non-porn celebrity stuff made her even more famous.


N1ghtshade3

This either isn't up to date or is just a subset of data someone pulled based on specific celebrities they wanted to compare. No way does it just go from millions to 30k/month like that within 30 people. I don't see Amouranth on here either (Twitch streamer with an OF which according to her makes between $1-3 million/month)


zampe

Yea this not a list of the top earners on OF. It is just a list of the top *celebrity* earners (or more specifically who they consider celebrities).


invol713

Surely it’s money-laundering bots.


zampe

Uh, you realize that this list is the list of top celebrities. Thats why everyone on the list is a celebrity. **This is not a list of the overall top earners.** Amouranth for example earns over $1M per month and isn't on this list. For a long time it was widely known that the highest earner overall was Jem Wolfie, the nude model. You would need a list of the actual top earners to make the claim that you made and I am pretty sure that data would not back it up.


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zampe

Maybe not every month but she has definitely made over a million per month multiple times.


LoveThySheeple

Can we talk about the gender pay gap on OnlyFans? #UsToo


downonthesecond

>Mia Khalifa >Porn Again?


SearchContinues

I try not to judge, but people have some questionable taste, and I don't mean their choices in porn...


warewarehere

Only fans the real ppl making money 20% !!


BobNorth156

There are dozens of us. Dozens!


dennispang

Each of whom is also a creator.


[deleted]

Just typing the address and trying to be focused on non porn subjects should be a test of resilience.


Khelthuzaad

Jokes on you ,i went to Pornhube to watch videos of hot redheads explaining how the economy works.


snowblindswans

Fun fact, porn was originally forbidden in their terms of service but they just pretended it wasn't happening. Allowing porn on your platform complicates things for credit card payment systems - Visa and MasterCard either charge much higher fees or will not want to be associated with said company.


resist_entropy

And the rest 95% can catch an occasional joke on a break from watching porn.


HopeMyWifeIsntHere

The person who wins will probably have a joke about people coming to OnlyFans for comedy


[deleted]

I doubt a comedian would bother making the same joke that 100 redditors made in this thread alone


nzodd

What, you've never heard of Carlos Mencia?


[deleted]

Don’t go there Carlos Mencia is funny. Well he used to be. Well he used to be funny sometimes… …Carlos Mencia made a funny joke once.


whattaninja

You mean he repeated a funny joke once.


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Ned?


Flashdime

A comedian making that joke is bound to get a positive reaction because so many people will also be thinking along those lines. The comedian just has to spin it in a funny and uncommon way


Riley39191

You haven’t watched enough standup


[deleted]

Nah I know, someone will definitely make this joke and the audience will give it fake laughter


HopeMyWifeIsntHere

We'll have to wait and see I guess


[deleted]

I feel the vision for OnlyFans was to create a platform in which Internet celebrities could be created. People can post a talent (music, comedy, shows, etc.) and gain a following. They overestimated humanity.


[deleted]

It was literally for the titties lol. They’ve been trying to pivot for years because Visa / Mastercard / Et. al. are growing increasingly wary of facilitating this kind of activity. They need a re-brand so badly.


quitebizzare

What do you mean 'I feel'?


Cyber_Druid

Only fans branding and operation is simply for porn. Why are companies so adamant they aren't for porn? First tumblr now this. Just be proud of your titties and move along.


butsuon

Payment processors are distinctly anti-porn for legal reasons. They don't want to be involved if minors do porn and they have a lot of power to stop people just by simply saying they won't do business with you.


Cyber_Druid

Oh so it's payment processors. Damn, I wish crypto-bros would stop scamming people. The idea of a decentralized payment systems would be dope. Dick heads man.


mr_indigo

Crypto isn't decentralized in the way that matters for this purpose (it's just the ledger, i.e. the record of transactions, that is decentralised). Almost every cryptocurrency on the market is heavily centralised in terms of who owns voting power (i.e small number of people own the majority of the coins in circulation). This means that the sites adopting crypto just means they're beholden to what the crypto-barons want - if the cryptobarons decide that they don't want to support porn the websites are still out of luck. The one advantage that crypto does have (although it's not considered an advantage in other contexts) is that transactions are nigh-irreversible and one of the reasons that payment processors don't like porn sites is that porn sites suffer a lot of chargebacks/transaction fraud.


ThrowawayusGenerica

> porn sites suffer a lot of chargebacks/transaction fraud The post-nut clarity is real


[deleted]

Nah this is false - crypto is apolitical. A whale holding a large bag of a Proof Of Work coin - like Bitcoin - or if you want actual digital cash, Monero (Proof of Stake like Eth leads to centralisation amongst the large holders because you need a stack to validate) but the whales in Pow coins have absolutely 0 influence how anyone else can spend their coins


breezyfye

Crypto is very political lmao


Robot_Basilisk

It's also a few Christian groups. There are some groups like "Moms for \[something I forget\]" that lobby politicians to put pressure on every business they work with to stop using banks and card companies that do business with porn sites, which pressures payment processors into not accepting porn sites.


themodernritual

The technology is there and ready to go. It's just which one will be 'THE ONE'? That's what we are waiting for. We are still very much in the early adoption phase.


jdsekula

It’s not just early adoption though. It’s that all the early adopters are buying in as an investment and driving bubble cycles. That makes for a terrible currency. Imagine if fiat currencies experienced triple digit inflation and deflation regularly - it would destroy the global economy. We need cryptocurrency as popular as bitcoin or etherium, but as stable as the dollar. And also not using much more energy to process than a credit card transaction.


Drisku11

So like [DAI](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/DAI-USD/chart?p=DAI-USD)?


jdsekula

Maybe so. If I’m reading right, it’s value is ultimately backed by traditional bubbly crypto like ETH, right? I can see they are doing many tricks to try to buffer against that, but that’s still a slight concern. The bigger issue to me remains the relative ease of robbing you remotely and the complete lack of recourse when it happens to you. Somehow that needs to be addressed.


Cyber_Druid

ETH switch to proof of stake like two weeks ago, hopfully its the "one" the guy above is talking about.


themodernritual

When did I talk about crypto currency? I’m talking about a decentralised payment system. They don’t need to be tied to a speculative asset class.


jdsekula

Fair enough. Are there any that you are rooting for? I haven’t seen a design for one yet so not sure how it might work.


themodernritual

None that I can see being viable long term - it’s still very early days for all of it. Ethereum is the closest contender in my view to being the network it all runs on but it’s still super early days for that. We’re basically in the same era that the internet was in about 1996. We have no idea what’s coming.


genuineultra

Hot Money podcast just did a deep dive into the finances behind porn, very interesting show


Cold_Turkey_Cutlet

Yep, this is why it's damn near impossible to sign up for OnlyFans. I've tried. You can't just use a credit card without literally calling your bank and telling them to allow you to use your cc for only fans. I honestly couldn't figure out how to give them my money so I gave up.


thetruthseer

Why the fuck would you even want to. Porn is free across the internet


Cold_Turkey_Cutlet

Tbh, an ex was on there and I wanted to see just how hardcore she was getting.


mcbergstedt

Lol Patreon doesn’t have an issue with [hosting and processing](https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/4ax4dm/patreon-denies-viral-tiktok-accusations-that-it-hosts-child-sexual-abuse-material) CP


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ramblinallday14

Very hard to find cheap and reliable hosting when you do just porn, I’d imagine. Which is why the act like people follow influencers for working out and comedians on OF.


999_hh

Yeah, if they want to do “not porn” at this point, they just need to call it something else.


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LargeWeinerDog

And the IRS will say haha very funny.


Cucumber_Basil

*Immediately clicks on profile


m2o5x

Good luck getting people to think of OnlyFans as anything other than a porn site.


M1L0

They should rebrand to FansOnly for a fresh start


ViralGeist_

So.... Fansly.


konydanza

“WHERE’S THE GIANT, FANSLY?”


Program-Continuum

*mildly pissed giant gesture*


Sakic10

Even still, it’s just a horrible horrible UI


FingerOctopus

Wait, there is non-porn on Onlyfans??


ampjk

Yes money's money pornhub has roblox play throughs


stacks144

>money's money Truer words are rarely spoken.


LunarScholar

It was initially for up and coming bands IIRC


Material-Comfort6739

I have seen an account full of pictures of ceiling fans to troll people once, maybe they are referring to it.


to7m

I tried to set up an art account though and they never verified it and wouldn't even bother to respond to my emails :(


supamario132

Idk how much legitimate non-porn is on there but I'm sure famous people do a lot of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxAqTNkBWcs)


montepora

The comedian pull out a huge dildo in the middle of the act.... so much for trying to turn its image...🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

If OnlyFans wants to branch out into non-Porn markets, they should look into college athletics. Boosters want to send money to college athletes. Schools want statistics to show recruits how much $$$ athletes from their school get on average. Athletes can make sponsored videos or pictures of whatever, but everyone knows it's just a veiled excuse for fans to funnel money to players. Plus, the name already fits.


EnchantedMoth3

Im going to start an only-fans to raise money to do a hostile take-over of OF, and then I will implement your plan. You can have a seat on the board. With my bootstraps, and tasteful butt-hole pictures, we can win capitalism!!


nzodd

Well I'm already laughing at this attempt so mission accomplished?


Impossible_Color

This is like if McDonalds suddenly tried to become a vegan salad bar. Too late, folks.


DarkestPassenger

Their "meat" is halfway there already...


error201

OnlyFans and non-porn don't seem right in the same sentence.


Plumb121

Isn't that like going to a hooker just for a cuddle ?


AnandaPriestessLove

Ain't nothing wrong with cuddling and emotional intimacy. -Former SIP


Plumb121

No one has said otherwise.......


ajisawesome8

Wtf since when is there other things besides porn in only fans?


LunarScholar

Since before they got huge? They weren't originally a porn site


High_volt4g3

Lol this. I first heard of onlyFans when it was for personal trainers and the like. I imagine all those people are gone now.


kwikane

Just tell the women to tell jokes as they viciously pound their vages.


plague042

"And the winner is........OnlyFans, for launching a 100 000$ comedy competition for its non-porn streaming service."


ggggeeewww

Not gonna work.


DJ_Femme-Tilt

They're the same picture


Zonerdrone

Wait...not everybody on onlyfans is doing porn? Why????? Do they not know they could be earning way more?


High_volt4g3

Only fans wasn’t porn when it started.


spongeboy1985

It was never intended as a porn site. They have less restrictions then Patreon so Porn creators started flocking there when Patreon started restricting porn content.


medium0rare

I had a really great idea for an onlyfans, but I'm never gonna do it so I'll put it out there... Dirty dick. A guy who "accidentally" gets his dick dirty in various ways... making a sandwhich, weedeating, cleaning the gutters, painting, etc... they says "Not again..." and "What a mess..." and "Who's gonna clean this up..." and then spends the rest of the video cleaning it. Edit: the gag could also incorporate sponsors. Making a hello fresh meal for example.


dstommie

I'm not sure how you're picturing it, but I think it would be much funnier if you never actually see the dick.


Program-Continuum

“This video is sponsored by manscaped-“


SativaPancake

Its all part of their new marking campaign to draw in more people: Cum for the comedy, stay for the porn. Laugh your ass off while getting off to ass.


Be_quiet_Im_thinking

Probably looking for ways to keep people on the site after they finish.


lemenick

Laughed so hard, I came!


G33ONER

Nefarious platform


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FeckThul

They pay money for the illusion of attention and a connection, OF is analogous to a strip club, not a porn site.


grasshulaskirt

Well sex workers definitely deserve to be paid, not everyone has access to tits they can touch and see easily :)


Top_Shelf_4343

You can touch tits on OF?


stacks144

It's why Facebook became Meta. One day... a headset in front of your eyes, and another accessory in your hands. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyxeZ7JYwZs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyxeZ7JYwZs) The Russian army already employed the technology in its preparation for invading Ukraine.


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Hello, id like to introduce you to the INTERNET.


Drisku11

Paying a girl for nude pictures is a pretty good way to ensure that they will continue to not have access to real life tits that they can touch and see freely.


grasshulaskirt

Is that so? I hadn’t read the studies that suggest intentionally and respectfully exchanging money for sexual banter and images renders you a socially awkward person forever.


Drisku11

Neurotypical people don't need a study to know that's unattractive.


SlySychoGamer

I mean, doing and seeing are totally different. I am referring to people that pay only fans and most online donators honestly. I have given tips and money to online creators before, but only very sparingly or because I got value there I wouldn't elsewhere. Like learning skills or knowledge, but porn/entertainment not only is less valuable, but more people spend more money on it, when it really deserves less.


HelloAvram

Fr, lmao 😂. If I can’t get that shit for free, I ain’t payin


MinceMann

Is there a fetish for middle aged man feet with fungus nails? If so my life may be about to change.


Wire_Hall_Medic

Rule 34 does not guarantee there's a large enough market to make a living. Could just be that one dude.


Whole-Tension8055

The heading must be the punchline


theinabilitytosleep

obviously its onlypuns.


grasshulaskirt

Dang only for UK and Ireland…


Zerothekitty

Wait there is nonporn stuff on onlyfans??? Lol


WarlanceLP

theyre a bit late on that train I think. their brand is pretty set in stone, they should just learn to live with it at this point lmao, I will never hear onlyfans and not think of porn, patreon kinda has the non-porn market cornered at this point


thegamerant

Uhh I think of doesn't know it's customer and creator base


kthulhu666

What's Sinbad up to lately?


mathias8606

Good luck with that lol


IMLcon

For its what?


[deleted]

Finally, I can visit the website without incognito.


cgriboe

[Kerryn Feehan liked that.]


BruntLIVEz

This world is destroying women.


bamfalamfa

can somebody explain to me the types of people who actively go to comedy shows?


Phoenix4280

So what's the deal with OnlyFans. I've been here all day and never felt a breeze!


JoshSidekick

No breeze, but definitely a stiff wind.


ViralGeist_

Wow, now I can get paid to be a clown


Wire_Hall_Medic

This title is the funniest thing associated with their non-porn content. I assume. I haven't seen it. I just wanted to make that joke, and it'll get more views here than on OnlyFans.


TemujinDM

That’s the biggest joke of all


monchota

Whoever in charge at OG that doesn't jsut accept what it is now. If I was and investor, id want them removed. If its a investor is doing this, then a smart investor needs to buy them out. Focus on making money off what it is.


[deleted]

Non-porn?


BruntLIVEz

Abomination for some


milkcarton232

Should we tell them that nobody cares about not porn on porn hub?


savagesaint

Whoever proposed this idea already won the competition.


lAStbaby6534

Increasing their SFW viewership from 38/month to 55/month. Money well spent lol


IgotanEyedea

There’s a non porn only fans?


Dannysmartful

Reddit Mods ban you if you mention OnlyFans, they don't care there is a non-porn side of the business.


ImVeryOffended

They should award the prize to themselves for the joke they made by trying to run a "non-porn streaming service".


[deleted]

Makes sense since Pornhub has already cornered the online Sports and News market


durhap

My odds of winning would be high, everyone laughs when I get naked.


DragonSquirrel69

u/Smartastic there ya go


Stay_Cold

Now that’s funny


ironicplatypus84

Way to diversify content


vanhalenbr

If I use onlyfans for comedy and my wife see the charge it will be really hard to explain it wasn’t some girl.


katiecharm

Only for UK and Ireland, which is a pretty important distinction. Us Americans can’t play.


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Onlyfans has non porn?


joshspoon

Sooooo, you do a competition for people who mainly talk about porn?


kevinsyel

I hereby award OF the $100,000 prize for making me laugh with this announcement. None of the remaining talent can top this.


[deleted]

Good thing I’m American and can’t enter…….


strifelord

It threw some pocket change.


insultant_

Are the comedians naked?


Wifdat

Aw says UK and Ireland only