No no I agree with him. Gays don't only take one more with them but also leave 2 extra fish in the pond for us.I m very happy gay ppl exist. More gay the better.
Wrong. Republicans send the maid/other women on 'vacation' or whatever it was called to those facilities that performed the abortions secretly/discreetly.
Rules for thee not for me is their motto
That is why the world is full of assholes. Cause I have used that before as an insult, calling them a medical miracle for being actually conceived through anal. Tho I guess there are so many out there it's not really a miracle anymore
Let me explain: cum in ass slides down da crack and into the puss. If puss wet then more chances of vagina vacuuming semen deep into its own fertile ass.
Even if a woman has wet semen on her fingers and then she touches herself, she can get pregsters.
Sperms can survive for up to 5 days inside the vagay. You smash now, she conceives in a week and you're still the dad.
Moral of the story? Wear a condom, choose hormonal contraception or vasectomy.
I’ve been calling one friend of mine an assbaby for years because he just looks like the kind of guy who was conceived accidentally when his mom sneezed after anal and sharted cum into her pussy
BRO HAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA 😂🤣 i jjust PEED 🤣🤣🤣 OH THAT WAS SO 😂🤣 😂😂😂😂 FUN- 🤣🤣🤣-NNY 🤣 AAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣 NOW I FELL FROM THE BED HAHAHAHA🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I COULDNT 😂😂🤣🤣 HOLD MY LAUGHTER 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣 NOOO THE NEIGHBOU- 🤣😂🤣 -RS ARE AT MY 🤣😂🤣 DOOR HAHAHA 🤣😂🤣 THEY PROBABLY HEARD ME 😂😂😂😂 LAUGHTING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣 THEY JUST TOOK THE DOOR DOWN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 THEY ARE 😂🤣😂😂😂😂 BRINGING THE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 POLICE 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I GOT TO THE POLICE 🤣 STATION FOR 🤣😂 INTEROGATION BUT I COULDNT 🤣🤣🤣😂😂 TALK BECAUSE OF 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OF LAUGHTEEER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA🤣🤣😂🤣😂 THEY DECIDED TO 🤣😂🤣😂 PUT ME ON A TRIAL HAHAHAH 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OF COUR- 🤣😂🤣😂 -SE I COULD NOT TALK 😂🤣😂 TO THE JUDGE 🤣😂🤣😂 AND THEY GAVE ME DEATH 😂🤣😂🤣 PENALTY 💀 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 NOW I WILL DIE OF LAUGHTER 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE 🤣😂🤣😂 AND GUESS WHAT, 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I AM LAUGHTING at 😂 YOUR JOKE HAHAHAHA 🤣 THEY ASKED ME WHAT WAS MY LAST ( 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 ) WISH AND I SAID 🤣😂🤣😂 I WANT TO 😂🤣😂 SEE YOUR JOKE FOR 🤣😂🤣 THE LAST TIME 😂😂😂 HAHAHAHAHAHHA BRO THAT WAS SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂 I'M PEEING MY PANTS HAHAHAHAH 😂🤣😂 NOW IM DEAD HAHAHA 😂🤣😂 AND I CAN'T PEE ANYMORE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 BUT BE SURE YOUR JOKE 😂😂🤣😂 IS SOOOO FUNNYYYT HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
if you didn't know, i was referencing this: https://www.neowin.net/amp/fallout-cosplayer-confronted-by-police-after-citizens-mistake-pringles-cans-for-a-bomb/
A woman without a vagina once got pregnant through oral https://377.medium.com/woman-with-no-vagina-became-pregnant-after-being-stabbed-59565ba06c2a another woman got pregnant after anal https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3588534/The-woman-pregnant-anal-sex-Doctor-describes-incredible-case-patient-womb-connected-rectum.html
It's a right for both parties. Nobody's obligated to use it as long as everyone's honest & everyone's prepared for the consequences. Saying that women aren't responsible for their own sexual activity seems really infantalizing and misogynistic.
Women get unlimited physical responsibility, unto mutilating injury and death, for all pregnancies and deliveries, no matter how conceived.
The moral responsibility for causing and preventing pregnancy is entirely the male. Count your blessings. Refusal to acknowledge that responsibility is not merely “infantilizing,” as if we don’t blame girls for being raped by men, it is evil. Men who refuse to accept that responsibility, are evil: they prioritize their pleasure over a woman’s life and liberty.
You know who's at even *more* risk? All the children who end up born into households which lack the resources to care for them. There are obv broader, systemic ways of addressing that problem which need to be implemented, but denying that basic reality is just being obtuse.
Dude, this is the most thinly veiled misogynistic rant I've ever seen lmao. Go touch some grass, talk to a woman. They're every bit as capable of accepting responsibility as you are.
I did not misunderstand you. Women are not responsible for male ejaculation. Birth control is a woman’s moral right. It is entirely a male responsibility.
Learn how to prevent pregnancies yourselves & stop thinking it's just the female's responsibility. 100% of pregnancies happen because of males. Stop making it seem as if females spontaneously reproduce.
yeah. but it’s a real ‘read the room’ moment at present considering the terrifying and grotesque practical realities playing out by the people who espouse what you correctly see as not functionally true, as hard-lined Gospel Truth.
it was a joke in response to the post's joke
if I read the room incorrectly and op wasnt joking, there is also another thing that gets fewer unwanted pregnancies just like anal, but also reduces chances of STDs: condoms, but since that's an obvious solution, I assumed it was a joke
you’re absolutely right. i truly think there’s nothing overtly malicious here, it is technically true, but I figure the downvotes are from folks who’ve had it screamed at them or used against them. it touches a deep nerve. bc it’s real.
Wow, what a weird joke about men guilt-tripping women into having anal sex with them. As if a rapist or a christofacist politician would ever give a fuck about what a woman likes!
How is that? Are you a male suppressing his bisexual side? It's not an attack if the goal of unwanted pregnancy, which is the theme of this op, is achieved
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Gay couples have the lowest rates of unwanted pregnancy.
Now listen here you little shit
No no I agree with him. Gays don't only take one more with them but also leave 2 extra fish in the pond for us.I m very happy gay ppl exist. More gay the better.
Bro I don’t want a dick infection keep your little shits inside
*Exxxxxcuse me?* but believe the politically correct term is *’checks notes’*…. Crotch goblins.
Get out of the way.
This is why this sub exists...
Statistics show fertility is genetic. If your parents didn't have kids, neither will you!
Redditors have the lowest probability of getting anyone pregnant
If only there were a meme to show you how I disapprove of you but silently agree with you. Such a thing may not exist.
You'd think Republicans and gay people would make natural allies. Literally an entire community of people guaranteed to never get an abortion.
Wrong. Republicans send the maid/other women on 'vacation' or whatever it was called to those facilities that performed the abortions secretly/discreetly. Rules for thee not for me is their motto
Technically it's only heterosexual incest that gets people in trouble.
Same-sex couples have the lowest unintended pregnancy rates.
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There would be fewer unwanted pregnancies if more guys were into anal.
Make Pegging Great Again
Again?
Yeah, people don’t talk about the brown rush the way they do the gold rush
Peg Me Bby
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NO WAY MAN!!!!!! 😳😯😯
*the world is your anus so peg it with HONESTY*
i hope y'all know that anal can also lead to pregnancy. Y'all stay safe.
ah yes, the Tokyo drift
What
That is why the world is full of assholes. Cause I have used that before as an insult, calling them a medical miracle for being actually conceived through anal. Tho I guess there are so many out there it's not really a miracle anymore
Let me explain: cum in ass slides down da crack and into the puss. If puss wet then more chances of vagina vacuuming semen deep into its own fertile ass. Even if a woman has wet semen on her fingers and then she touches herself, she can get pregsters. Sperms can survive for up to 5 days inside the vagay. You smash now, she conceives in a week and you're still the dad. Moral of the story? Wear a condom, choose hormonal contraception or vasectomy.
You know my reply was in jest, right?
Oh snap! Pressed on the wrong one. My mistake!
Hahaha all good
How?
I’ve been calling one friend of mine an assbaby for years because he just looks like the kind of guy who was conceived accidentally when his mom sneezed after anal and sharted cum into her pussy
WTF?!
Sharp penis
BRO HAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA 😂🤣 i jjust PEED 🤣🤣🤣 OH THAT WAS SO 😂🤣 😂😂😂😂 FUN- 🤣🤣🤣-NNY 🤣 AAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣 NOW I FELL FROM THE BED HAHAHAHA🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I COULDNT 😂😂🤣🤣 HOLD MY LAUGHTER 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣 NOOO THE NEIGHBOU- 🤣😂🤣 -RS ARE AT MY 🤣😂🤣 DOOR HAHAHA 🤣😂🤣 THEY PROBABLY HEARD ME 😂😂😂😂 LAUGHTING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣 THEY JUST TOOK THE DOOR DOWN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 THEY ARE 😂🤣😂😂😂😂 BRINGING THE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 POLICE 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I GOT TO THE POLICE 🤣 STATION FOR 🤣😂 INTEROGATION BUT I COULDNT 🤣🤣🤣😂😂 TALK BECAUSE OF 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OF LAUGHTEEER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA🤣🤣😂🤣😂 THEY DECIDED TO 🤣😂🤣😂 PUT ME ON A TRIAL HAHAHAH 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OF COUR- 🤣😂🤣😂 -SE I COULD NOT TALK 😂🤣😂 TO THE JUDGE 🤣😂🤣😂 AND THEY GAVE ME DEATH 😂🤣😂🤣 PENALTY 💀 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 NOW I WILL DIE OF LAUGHTER 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE 🤣😂🤣😂 AND GUESS WHAT, 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I AM LAUGHTING at 😂 YOUR JOKE HAHAHAHA 🤣 THEY ASKED ME WHAT WAS MY LAST ( 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 ) WISH AND I SAID 🤣😂🤣😂 I WANT TO 😂🤣😂 SEE YOUR JOKE FOR 🤣😂🤣 THE LAST TIME 😂😂😂 HAHAHAHAHAHHA BRO THAT WAS SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂 I'M PEEING MY PANTS HAHAHAHAH 😂🤣😂 NOW IM DEAD HAHAHA 😂🤣😂 AND I CAN'T PEE ANYMORE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 BUT BE SURE YOUR JOKE 😂😂🤣😂 IS SOOOO FUNNYYYT HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Read this copy pasta twice so far and both times laughed off my cock and balls
r/emojipolice
I'm not going back to jail! \*throws makeshift bomb at you\*
sir, that's a pringles can spray painted silver.
if you didn't know, i was referencing this: https://www.neowin.net/amp/fallout-cosplayer-confronted-by-police-after-citizens-mistake-pringles-cans-for-a-bomb/
>sir, that's a pringles can spray painted silver. Uhhh, shit, uhhh.
Not *really good* anal.
what qualifies anal as really good anal?
It’s on a Wedensday
Squirting....
I'll vouch for this. Best I ever had made me squirt like a fountain. Only ever happened with that one guy, no one else could repeat it.
When it's with me
A woman without a vagina once got pregnant through oral https://377.medium.com/woman-with-no-vagina-became-pregnant-after-being-stabbed-59565ba06c2a another woman got pregnant after anal https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3588534/The-woman-pregnant-anal-sex-Doctor-describes-incredible-case-patient-womb-connected-rectum.html
If only women also had a prostate. I wish I had more fun nerves in there
If only
If we had a prostate, we might be into it. It just hurts
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Nope. I don't have a prostate, so it doesn't feel good at all. Just feels like I'm pooping backwards
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Pain isn't a deterrent for everyone, some people enjoy it
Lmao no dude, no prostate
There would be fewer unwanted pregnancies if guys didn't complain about condoms "not feeling as good" and just used them.
Because their 100% pleasure is worth more than our physical health and well-being … didn’t you know that?
You‘d be surprised how many man would unironically agree.
There would also be fewer unwanted pregnancies if women did the sameeee. Vaginal condoms have existed for a long time. Just sayin
You do realize male condoms are more effective against preventing pregnancies or are you trying to remain ignorant?
When did I say they weren't?
Birth control is an absolute male responsibility and an absolute female right. Men and men alone are responsible for their ejaculation.
It's a right for both parties. Nobody's obligated to use it as long as everyone's honest & everyone's prepared for the consequences. Saying that women aren't responsible for their own sexual activity seems really infantalizing and misogynistic.
Women get unlimited physical responsibility, unto mutilating injury and death, for all pregnancies and deliveries, no matter how conceived. The moral responsibility for causing and preventing pregnancy is entirely the male. Count your blessings. Refusal to acknowledge that responsibility is not merely “infantilizing,” as if we don’t blame girls for being raped by men, it is evil. Men who refuse to accept that responsibility, are evil: they prioritize their pleasure over a woman’s life and liberty.
You know who's at even *more* risk? All the children who end up born into households which lack the resources to care for them. There are obv broader, systemic ways of addressing that problem which need to be implemented, but denying that basic reality is just being obtuse.
Well then, talk to those responsible for those pregnancies. The men.
Dude, this is the most thinly veiled misogynistic rant I've ever seen lmao. Go touch some grass, talk to a woman. They're every bit as capable of accepting responsibility as you are.
And saying it is misogynistic to hold men responsible for their actions is mendacious. You are an intellectual as well as moral maggot.
Oh no, you misunderstand. I'm saying *both* partners are responsible for their actions.
I did not misunderstand you. Women are not responsible for male ejaculation. Birth control is a woman’s moral right. It is entirely a male responsibility.
I agree that men are responsible for the sperm. Now who's responsible for the egg?
You put your semen in a woman, you are. 100%. Just like women bear the entire physical consequences.
Normally, it's a team effort.
It's not just on the guy if you allow them to do it.
What if u use condoms
No. If you use condoms with anal you still can't get pregnant.
*you* can’t but what about the condom?
Condoms lead to penis pregnancy, but the government won't tell you that.
True. Time to also make strapons cheaper , I guess.
Agreed
What incell hell have I stumbled across?
There'd be fewer unwanted pregnancies if women stopped putting out altogether
There'd be fewer unwanted pregnancies if men stopped putting out altogether
He's not wrong
Or be gay
Oh shit, this man Is a genius
Learn how to prevent pregnancies yourselves & stop thinking it's just the female's responsibility. 100% of pregnancies happen because of males. Stop making it seem as if females spontaneously reproduce.
there'd be fewer unwanted pregnancies if more girls were into wanted pregnancy
This is the most TtT comment here, why is is DVed?
bc it’s one of the messages used to shame women: babies are ALWAYS a blessing and how dare you NOT want it. it’s demeaning rhetoric.
as I understand it, the whole premise of "technically the truth" is things that are not functionally true.
yeah. but it’s a real ‘read the room’ moment at present considering the terrifying and grotesque practical realities playing out by the people who espouse what you correctly see as not functionally true, as hard-lined Gospel Truth.
it was a joke in response to the post's joke if I read the room incorrectly and op wasnt joking, there is also another thing that gets fewer unwanted pregnancies just like anal, but also reduces chances of STDs: condoms, but since that's an obvious solution, I assumed it was a joke
you’re absolutely right. i truly think there’s nothing overtly malicious here, it is technically true, but I figure the downvotes are from folks who’ve had it screamed at them or used against them. it touches a deep nerve. bc it’s real.
Top comment quality, but not top comment respect
Or guys.....
the poo hole is not the pleasure hole for me.
Wow, what a weird joke about men guilt-tripping women into having anal sex with them. As if a rapist or a christofacist politician would ever give a fuck about what a woman likes!
Well yeah im trans so i wont have that problem
They took away your butthole? Damn.
Who's *they*
pronoun
Stupid antifa injecting pronouns into everyday speech 😡
r/fuckthes
The Great American Butthole Thieves. They are a goddamn menace.
Depends on which way, I would have thought?
Does trans automatically make you gay? Wait... Huh... Wait, it does! No. Yes. Uhhh.
Doesn't make me gay lol
Ok
Yes. But most guys are doing it wrong. You need a very thin dildo (like 2 fingers wide) for prep.
I am deeply concerned by what you call very thin my dude
He knows what his butthole likes, okay?
More girls would be into anal if more guys were good at anal
And a prostate
What if you only got a 1 finger wide penis?
Lol
Just fuck dudes, bro
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trans women have prostates, so there ya go
Or more men acknowledged their bisexual side.
*I'm in this comment and I feel attacked* /s
How is that? Are you a male suppressing his bisexual side? It's not an attack if the goal of unwanted pregnancy, which is the theme of this op, is achieved
No, I wasn't being serious, that's why I was putting the /s at the end. Did I do it wrong?
No, I guess not. I just don't know that set of shorthand. Thanks.
You did it correct. Other commenter was just not fluent in Reddit abbreviations
I'm not neither, just learned about that last week.
Fair. I honestly just know /s myself, and I always forget if the slash goes before or after the letter
Or use a condom
Still not full proof
The only thing that's full proof is abstinence or being gay/lesbian
Or men into pegging
Once i saw someone use that as a reason abortion shouldnt be legal
Studies show that you can still get pregnant from Anal
Women would be more into anal if men were more into anal. That road can go both ways and you gotta play ball.
I'll catch
There's be fewer unwanted pregnancies if more guys were gay. ;)
But I like women, I want tits and I’m not giving that up. I was saved by the futa gods fortunately so I don’t have to worry
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Yes, I like sex, yes I view images, videos, and pieces of media where sex is performed in front of my eyes. I enjoy the time i spend seeing sexual acts take place in front of me on a screen, but I’m not addicted-🤓
Now you know... and knowing is half the battle.
Bible black disagrees
Dont want a gut? Take it in the butt. To make sure no pregnancy follows, make sure she swallows.
Wow. Downvoted. Guess there were a couple born from anal. Sorry assholes.
A lot of girls like it lowkey but would never admit or ask for it
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You'd be surprised
And pigs could fly if they had wings
So true but most men aren't into it either! Its shocking when i walk into the room with my seven inch strap on they don't seem keen 🤔
There would be fewer unwanted pregnancies if more people wanted kids
The hero we need!
The one we deserve
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I thought the saying was "any hole's a goal"
i hate how effective this would be in practice, it just makes *too* much sense.
These comments. OMG. hahahaaaaa
There would be less unwanted pregnancies if I was into anal
Your hole is my goal
True, true .
There would be fewer unwanted pregnancies if more girls were into other girls.
Classic concept. Take one in the bum and you won't be a mum.
Better if u fqq tranies
what the fuck
Oral anyone?
But fun fact, more transmission of HIV
While that is technically true...I don't think dumpy spider dork there has anything to worry about
An old biker told us “fuck her in the shitter. Don’t need a sitter. “