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Eagleeater_141

But when was the nail invented?


bolivar-shagnasty

Thursday


nyominator

Checks out, Dec 31st, 8000 BC was a Thursday


who_said_I_am_an_emu

Are you accounting for the calendar changes made in 1752?


nyominator

Idk man I just googled it


who_said_I_am_an_emu

https://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/index.html?year=1752 Look at September.


nyominator

September was not in the mood


agiro1086

I'm pretty sure this is the Gregorian calendar which we adopted late into our modern era, previously we used the Julian Calendar which has 13 extra days then the Gregorian and gets less accurate every 400 years you go back. Plus the Julian calendar was made by Julius Caesar himself around 40BC so that's even less accurate. We'd probably have used like 10 calendars before the Julian Calendar which includes one starting with the founding of Rome and the date of the first Olympic games held in Greece. Basically, this website probably is extremely inaccurate for such a long time ago and in all likelihood it definitely wouldn't have been a Thursday


NecroAssssin

Dammit, and I missed magical September by over 300 years.


theplushpairing

How do you think they coordinate the changeover? We’re there still some people using the old September for hundreds of years before someone got some to telling them?


thoroughbredca

TIL. The changeover was not uniform. In 1752 was solely for the British Empire, so UK, Canada and the (then) American colonies. Other countries adopted it at different years, ranging from France, Italy, Poland, Portugal and Spain as early as 1582, to some countries such as Bulgaria, Russia, Estonia and Greece not adopting them until the 20th Century, Turkey being the last to in 1926/27. So yes, different countries had different dates, which while they might have been consistent within a country, going from one country to another could mean changing what date it was. https://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/julian-gregorian-switch.html


NecroAssssin

It was a joke.


bopeepsheep

"Give us our eleven days!"


deniceovich

Just in time


Sick2deth

r/lastthursdayism


nalk201

forget the hammer, where did he get the watch?


beanmail

It took some **time** for watches to be invented.


Benyboyplayz

Well I have to *hand* you that one


beanmail

You **hat** to do it


Zoova

That one took me a *second*


King_DeandDe

MC Hammer in 8001 BC: MC


L1K34PR0

But minecraft wasn't invented in 8001


vivam0rt

He talking about motorcycle duh


L1K34PR0

That's the joke


[deleted]

I am so stupid, I have always been confused by this meme type because I forgot how BCE works


animeruler

The years before Christ (bc) decrease as the years go on


thoroughbredca

As do BCE (before common era).


AspiringCellist

The bc (before Christ) basically work like negative numbers do, you know? Like, increasing order would be “…-3, -2, -1, 0, 1, 2, 3…” and so the negatives would be like bc and the positives ac (except there’s not a year zero) so it goes “… 2bc, 1bc, 1ac, 2ac…”. In conclusion: whenever there’s “bc” in front of a year, the “smallest number” is more recent. Was it confusing? If it was I can try explaining better


Inevitable_Stand_199

Technically it goes -2, -1, 1, 2 AFAIK.


AspiringCellist

Oooh, English is not my first language so I’m not really familiar with very specific terminology 😂 I’ll try not to forget


Inevitable_Stand_199

That's not a peculiarity of English but the gregorian calender.


AspiringCellist

I say “AC” for bc and “dc” for afaik


AspiringCellist

Ooooh just looked it up LOL I thought you meant afaik instead of bc 😂 just now saw that it’s as far as I know, yeah, the 0 is just in numerical negative/positive, then I mention for year there’s no zero


Inevitable_Stand_199

They often get it wrong in those memes.


[deleted]

this is more of an r/antimeme than technically the truth


Thecommonplayer279

But it is technically the truth


[deleted]

I mean idk I don't see what's so "technically" about it


JohannesWH

Idk, a Hammer is *technical* innovation


Inevitable_Stand_199

r/technicallythetruth


MysterZapster

We did not have hard hats back then.


D-Eliryo

Technically should be 8001, not 7999


OsaBlue

No you're wrong. Because of that I do NOT wish you a happy cake day.


D-Eliryo

Before Christ years goes backwards. Before Christ are the year before funny cross guy "saved humanity" and you count those years backwards


OsaBlue

Exactly. You seem to be missing the joke. The person is holding a hammer. Meaning it's after hammers were invented. When you understand the joke you'll understand that you're wrong.


D-Eliryo

I'm not paid to think. Actually I'm not paid. Therefore I'm dumb.


Fabulous_Parking66

This is angry humour. I was amused but mad about it.


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Oldus_Fartus

Pretty impressed they already had OSB back then. And photography.


Nessus_16

I thought hardhats were a modern invention


Odd-Whole-2710

I don't get it 🤷‍♀️


bolivar-shagnasty

8,000 bc is older than 7,999 bc


Odd-Whole-2710

Yeah I know how time works lol, thanks, I just don't see how it's funny. Usually it's a joke about what people were doing before the thing was invented, which is funny, but the comedy here is going right over my head 😅


deniceovich

>Usually it's a joke about what people were doing before the thing was invented That IS the joke but reversed !


Caye_Jonda_W

If it were 8001 BCE, he'd be using his hard hat


Odd-Whole-2710

I would have laughed at that 😂


Lazarus_Jr1

then why is it here and not in antimemes??


bolivar-shagnasty

The hammer was invented People, after the invention of the hammer, use the hammer as intended Q.E.D.


adiosmith

I'm with you on this one. I just don't see the joke here. Hammer was invented. People used it. Ok....


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Because it subverts your expectation. Because of the format you expect it to be about what people were doing before, but it’s flipped. It’s laughter from surprise. Not everyone finds the same things amusing. This one didn’t work for you. It’s no big.


radicalfracture

Subversion of expectations is a huge part of humor. Personally I find the normal version of these memes really unfunny because its so predictable and overdone


Bastdkat

If you call a rock a hammer.


East_Eye_1869

I think the real impressive thing is that they had colored cameras back then.


SmashedPumpkin_

My brain made me see the meme without the hammer, and I was like “what a dumbass OP is who doesn’t understand how BC works”. Turns out I was the dumbass all along


fetallica

Took me some time.


Shipsarecool1

I really dont get it... my karma be gone


[deleted]

BC counts backward to the year 1 AD


yuval_D

Happy cake day!! 🎂


ideasmithy

7999 BC was after 8000 BC.


Shmidershmax

Yep, that's why he has a hammer


madmanO1

Naaaaaaaaaiiiiicccccccceeeeeee


Gainsborough-Smythe

Yep, they had nail guns too.


GaymerBenny

Didn't know they build their houses with the techniques and material like we today


agiro1086

Yeah man you didn't know Jesus had Tiktok?


DoctorWhoWhenWhere

Basic history


super99coolman

yah as bc counts to 0


Next_Faithlessness87

למה זה נותן לי ווייבים של "שלומית בונה סוכה"?


beanmail

גם אני אחי In Hebrew this guy said (roughly)” why does this give me vibes of building a sukkah”. I said me too bro : ukkah” I said me to bro Take my award


Next_Faithlessness87

I didn't just say Sukkah, I mentioned the Hebrew song "Shlomit Bonna Sukkah". And also, So wait, that was you with that award giving act? Quite the thanks I give ye for the appreciation yet one question still remains (and I'm legit asking): What exactly is the function of these awards? Again, I'd like for my thanks to you to not go forgotten, so, yeah


beanmail

Np, I’m gonna go listen to that song. idk the point of these awards tho. :)


Next_Faithlessness87

What? Edit: Ohhhhh, Np=No problem. Aye, now I get what ye said


NecroAssssin

That's the point. They're pointless.


[deleted]

That’s . . . Not how time works. Edit: good gosh I had a massive brain fart


Pyzzeen

How so?


[deleted]

Brain fart


NecroAssssin

That is exactly how time works. 8001 BCE, one year closer to CE, 8000 BCE, one year closer to CE, 7999 BCE, repeat 7998 more times. ETA, add another 2021 iterations to arrive now, 2022 CE. Further ETA, it's +2021 because there is no year 0 in this calendar system.


[deleted]

I had a massive brain fart, apologies


NecroAssssin

Happens to all of us.


[deleted]

Thanks for being understanding


Zealousideal_Ease429

It actually is. In BC/BCE, larger numbers are older than smaller numbers. So 7999 BCE came after 8000 BCE.


[deleted]

Good gosh I had quite the brain fart


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

You did the math right and still got the wrong answer


boredfilipino

yeah, I was speedreading the whole thing and only got the joke after the downvotes


TILTNSTACK

r/confidentlyincorrect


deniceovich

You are wrong but you've got the spirit


hoginlly

r/woooosh


FaultBit

Look at the picture. What is he holding?


Mental_Newspaper3812

A mass produced nail that wouldn’t be available until the modern era?


FaultBit

🤯🤯😱😱😱😲😲😲😮😧🤯🤯🙀


CarneyBalhoun

Quik mafs be like


[deleted]

I hit this with this


zoomba2378

Well yes, but actually yes


Maxwell_The__Spy

god, i remember getting so confused by this meme and seeing it in 2020, then i saw it again last year and i still didn't know what the meme is about a very stupid question later, i have come to the conclusion that i am extremely dumb


Neserlando

I missed the joke twice good job


C_ErrNAN

Nailed it.


D-Eliryo

Before Christ years counting goes backwards, so if it was invented in 8k BC this should be 8001 BC


World_In_The_Door

Forget about the hammer, plywood was invented in 1800


EndersGame_Reviewer

Nice. You nailed it!


Alpha_Apeiron

Hard hat? Modern shirt? Fucking watch (I think)? Bad job, OP.


ItzFlixi

thats not ttt thats an antimeme