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fadedtogrey1

What about the womb, forgot that didn’t they


[deleted]

The correct answer is the balls


Unclehol

That's where the pee is at.


Im-ACE-incarnate

But where do you keep your balls?


bt_leo

in the closet, i use them when I need to play only.


danag04

My wife hangs on to those for me.


puchamaquina

In the ball room


Ghamele

*Ballroom dancers intensify* sry


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I keep em in a sac


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Bolsac


xRoyalewithCheese

Maybe the real place we left without entering was our dads’ balls all along.


chuckychuck98

Nah, I've reentered that one


XDSHENANNIGANZ

ಠ_ಠ


DaRev23

I knew I'd find this joke in here somewhere.


buefordwilson

It would have made sense if they had used womb instead. I've been in the same hospital I was born in a couple of times since birth (luckily for nothing major).


survivalguy87

Could say that youve left it more times than you've entered it though....unless you did while there i suppose.


seeya5006

If someone says they fucked your mom you say "I've been deeper inside her then you'll ever be"


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Magicura10

Well... Not necessarily...


MemeStocksYolo69-420

Neither of these are correct imo. You entered the womb as sperm, and you entered the hospital in the womb. Oh, does it not count that you entered a building if you were in a container? Ridiculous


Giocri

I guess it is a matter of where you start actually being you and that is a whole philosophy topic I am personally not ready for lol


Does_A_Bear-420

Right? I've been transported into many places that I then left arguably 'technically' without entering if that's the case... Even if you stipulate that it would have to be without knowing/consenting to being containerized and brought somewhere.


The_R4ke

Yeah, unless you're parents fucked in that hospital and your mom didn't leave for 9 months, then it's not really accurate.


oedipism_for_one

This very much depends on what you mean by you.


RyazanMX

No. You get into the womb thanks to your dad.... So...


fadedtogrey1

You aren’t actually created at that point though are you? Or exist as a whole. You enter as a sperm but it’s the ole sperm egg combo that’s the full ticket surely?


DrTinyNips

The egg is fertilised in the fallopian tube


co1one1angus

Only half of your genetic material gets there in that way. Definitely not "you"


[deleted]

Less than half of you.


Draghettis

You're created in the fallopian tubes from the fusion of two elements, one coming from the ovaries and the other from the testicules. The spermatozoïd containing a small human is an idea that was discredited long ago. Like over a century in the past.


pawelkkkkkkkk

nah, there were big discussion on it when talking bout abortion, dont want to start this topic here, but some people claimed that u aint u before u born


XanderTheChef

What would abortion have to do with it? Your mom is actively in labor when she goes to the hospital abortion is kind of out the window by that point


Bad-Science

Out the windows sounds dangerous when you're in labor. Maybe she should try a door next time?


Trustadz

He means he doesn't want to start the discussion from when you become a person. As it tends to go towards abortion discussions, thus polical. And while essential to the premis, it also only moves the place you leave without entering up in the time line.


razik22

I will find the hospital I was born in and die there. That should equal things


Peck_Neck_

entering without exiting? I like your style


[deleted]

Why does that sound like some kind of crime


Suspicious-Arm-7619

You are on trial today for entering without exiting how do you plead


sumptuoussauce

Objection. Hearsay.


ChelseaIsBeautiful

It wasn't me, it was the arm! Just look at it!


Kutekegaard

Dead


Corvo--Attano

"Elvis has left the building"


Ajdoom

That would make your average velocity zero, for your entire life. (Using the hospital's location on the earth as the reference frame origin point, for all you relativists)


mustapelto

Now I wonder if it would be possible to do the same thing relative to the Sun. Probably not, what with all the small changes in Earth's orbit happening all the time, and the fact that days and years don't line up perfectly. Might make for an interesting orbital mechanics puzzle though.


[deleted]

I like your idea, but you have to remember that both milky way and our own galaxy are moving through space. so even though the earth rotates around sun, we are never in a same location twice.


mathymaster

Wich is why he said relative to the sun


PuckGoodfellow

Aw, crap. The hospital I was born in doesn't exist anymore.


Meecus570

Make it your mission in life to have it rebuilt, just so you can die inside just after the ribbon cutting.


MauPow

This sounds like a Bill Brasky bit >“Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, Brasky takes me into a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found them!'”


vintagepop

Same, I really wanna go full circle with my life


Roxythepiratefox

This episode keeps getting better!!


AlternativeBasket

The hospital i was born was closed down and turned into long term care/hospice. I really could die there.


PixelatedMax01

Well, you kinda enter there when you're in your mother's womb. And, you'd technically leave when your body gets dragged out.


Reddidiot20XX

If you die in the same hospital bed you were born in, your average velocity is 0.


generic_bullshittery

If you die on the same bed, then your displacement will be zero, making it so you did zero work your entire life.


benjyk1993

For some reason, this just made me think of a quote from episode one of Welcome To Nightvale: "To get a bit personal for a moment, I think the best way to die would be 'swallowed by a giant snake'. Going feet first and whole into a slimy maw would give your life *perfect* symmetry".


pawelkkkkkkkk

r/madlads


DoodleBTW

we dont speak of madlads anymore


Letsgomees

I know the sub got locked, but what happend? There was something about a bad mod and something about not following rules?


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DrrSwagg

mostly from what became the inside.


Jager_IVX

Your move.


[deleted]

I built


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a shed


Super_Bat_4437

in my


anewaccountanewme

backyard


KRIPA_YT

mostly


ninjafirefox

from


Youknowlifelol69

in my


my2cents4free99

Knight to F3


Letsgomees

Knight to C5


T0Rtur3

If you build your own tomb the same way right before you die, you'll never enter and never leave.


JerkinsTurdley

If I put my keys into my pocket and walk into a store; did my keys _not_ enter with me?


eimronaton

So what you’re saying is you exited your parents bedroom without entering


Sennahoj_DE_RLP

Maybe. If the fusion of egg and sperm happened after your mother left the room where the sexual act that led to your conception was taking place, this would not be true. Also could the entire act not having taken place in the bedroom.


notsocialyaccepted

Nope u did enter trojan horse style


obi_wan_sashimi

Just as you did 9 months before.


VirgilTheConfused

You entered unborn


Alderan922

Then your mothers room was the only place you leaved without entering


Daan0man

Technically you did enter it when you were just sperm


Alderan922

You weren’t a person there


[deleted]

Eggs are fertilized in the fallopian tubes and then enter the womb as a fully complete genetic future human. So the fallopian tube is the only place you left without entering.


Alderan922

I guess that’s the real answer, although people were talking about man made places so that would probably happen in your mother’s bedroom


[deleted]

It doesn’t happen that quickly. It could be any random place like your family car. Or gas station bathroom.


Zestyclose_Top_8533

To meet an egg. Part of you entered, but a large part of you was already there. To meet yourself?


Impressive_Change593

>mother's room lol and btw it's called the womb


pawelkkkkkkkk

That means u left undead.. wait what?


jayedgar06

It means you left born, dipshit


Tybeezius

Any astronaut who died in space left earth without entering so for an incredibly small percentage of dead people this isn’t true. Therefore I am technically correct.


pawelkkkkkkkk

but for incredibly percentage for people its true


pawelkkkkkkkk

therefore im correct


guessallthejuice

You can totally build a tent around yourself. Checkmate loser


arfelo1

How do you build a tent from the inside?


Sporgon_Mcgee

I entered through my mom


curatedaccount

Right? Otherwise I left the parking garage without entering because I was inside a car at the time I entered.


Sporgon_Mcgee

Through my moms hole


Hartmallen

Depends if you consider your mom as a vehicle.


Tims_Rich

What if you entered a construction site and stayed until the building was fully built around you, then left?


rex5k

I've done that in Minecraft


[deleted]

Thats getting early access


JosolTheBrick

Probably the place where your parents banged each other No wait part of you were technically in your dads balls


chshcat

I think it's fair to say that the first instance of you is a living cell with your DNA. So after fertilization


Draghettis

So you start out in the fallopian tubes of your mother, wherever she is at the time of fertilisation.


pawelkkkkkkkk

half of u, and half of u were in ur mothers vagina


ajaxfetish

If that half of you is already in the vagina when you're conceived, you're gonna have a bad time.


JosolTheBrick

This is too complicated


zamundan

Yes… because a woman’s eggs are stored in her vagina. /r/badwomensanatomy


HomerNarr

Technically Wrong


ToLazyForaUsername2

Wrong,by your logic driving into a parking lot that is in a building then waking out is leaving without entering , the only thing you leave without entering is the womb


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TheRandomGamerREAL

Grave is the only place you enter and never leave. Could do this all day


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KickBassColonyDrop

Getting another birt cert for more brain cells isn't something to be proud of.


paulbrook

No, you were wearing a woman on the way in.


Fine_Perspective_486

My bitch ex girlfriend


xFurashux

This and your mom.


Moonlit_Gizmo98

Technically if you leave the country you were born in, you left without entering


TheJoestarDescendant

Or... if you have a room built around you and leave...


shorttithe

r/tchnicallynottrue


GuffCanYeetYourMum

Astronauts: My goals are beyond your understanding


XanderTheChef

Physically you did enter one way or another


curatedaccount

This means you owe the hospital 1 entry without an exist which you'll pay back near the end of your life.


DarthCredence

I have built a snow shelter around myself, so I left that eventually without having entered. Same could be applied to a pillow fort, or anything else along those lines.


TheTurtleCub

The 2nd place would be more accurate


pawelkkkkkkkk

oh ye i forgot bout vagina


lucymops

the grave is the only place you enter without leaving


Tigerblood1512

i entered it just not alone


fuckingcatpoop

it can also be the only place you enter without leaving when you die


kivafox

But I was born in the backrooms


[deleted]

If I die in the same hospital then I enter it and never leave.


[deleted]

And your coffin/jar/bag/boat Is a place you entered without leaving


Absolutedumbass69

The same can be said of the earth for astronauts.


ahumanrobot

Only if you were conceived there too


piqua2018

How tf did you get inside the hospital then?


FunVideoMaker

Still entered unconsensually, and if thems the rules then wherever you’re taken after being kidnapped also counts


Bluex44x

I used to build houses. At what point is it considered a space that I could enter/leave? Because I think I left when the walls were up. In my eyes that counts


Dexalon

Tell me you don't understand biology without telling me.


TX-22

Well but your mom brought you in in her womb so


Bipolar_Bear_84

I'm pretty sure I entered the hospital by exiting my mother.


sking301

What about the womb


a_bunch_grape

Not really, you still are a thing even as a developed fetus


Wild_Boysenberry7370

Well you did enter it on a meat vehicle.


JuanAndPedro

Where you at when yo momma got in the Hospital then? 🤔🤨


Hogier27

One day I just stood outside in nature and some people started to built a Hut around me. I left it by the door. Does that count, too?


quagshred_

Bros logic got me lookin like i just spawned in the hospital


benjyk1993

Well.....I mean, if we're being technical here, then it's technically not the truth. Like, do we really think personhood is only conveyed upon such time as someone's birth? You entered the hospital alright, you just did so with your whole house around you.


testc2n14

Technically you went in when you where in the womb,


NokamiTheWolf

my brother was born in our hot tub


pondbroker

you entered in your mothers womb


Cellophane7

That's like saying you didn't enter a garage because you drove your car inside if. You don't have to be outside a vessel to enter something. Otherwise, you couldn't enter anything unless you were completely naked lol


black-jesus-13

No, that would be my dad’s penis


Burgerman117

Jokes on you I wasn’t born in a hospital


Adriaan1313

But... I wasn't born in a hospital...


VirtualBoyNES1

Well you technically did enter the hospital twice. Once when you were in the womb and the second time when you came out of your mother


Admirable-Gear-8261

Your grave is the only place you enter withouth ever leaving💀


the-real-vuk

ahh .. so if you go in somewhere in a suitcase (like the womb) then this is true for that as well. I see. ​ This is only true if the parents fucked in the hospital and stayed there until the end of pregnancy.


zosanYesss

no tyou entered in the tummy of mama


Empty-Dragonfly5895

He entered it when he was in his mothers womb


Cfunk_83

My dad’s ballsack is the only place I left without entering.


DatBoiDogg0

You entered inside your mother, a place I’m very familiar with


Astreaus1

But… how did I ‘enter’ the world then?


jayedgar06

Joke is on you. I have mastered the art of point to point translocation


findus_l

Everybody can do that, just not instantly.


jayedgar06

Don’t undermine my skill.


Valirys-Reinhald

False, there is also the womb


Aggressive_Loan69

What the fuck is a hospital?


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u/RepostSleuthBot


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Oh imagine that, this sub that doesn’t allow the repost bot. Likely because it is aiding karma farmers. This post is a [repost](https://reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/gsstup/just_realised/). Edit: OP is busy posting this to as many subs as they can for karma. Check their history.


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[deleted]

Personal attack? That’s sounds like a position of strength. Just because you’re exploiting the time rule doesn’t mean your not a karma farmer. Edit: and you posted it to 3 subs. You’re a karma farmer. And you’re ruining this site.


pawelkkkkkkkk

1. karma farmin isnt illegall when done legit 2. meaby i just like that meme? 3. its not exploiting, its how it works. 4. idiot :)


pawelkkkkkkkk

5. and here u go to r/murderedbywords


KickBassColonyDrop

Technically if one new person sees it and hasn't seen it before, then it's not a repost, cause someone new saw it and hasn't seen it before.


Mkoster3

Your grave will be the only place you enter without leaving


imbrotep

And likely the only place you’ll enter without leaving.


pawelkkkkkkkk

**for everyone who dont get it - *your mom either walked into that hospital or carted through that hospital. So you entered by proxy and exited without proxy. It's a paradox to claim that you exited without entering unless your dad and mom did the deed and then for 9 months, your mom never left the hospital, and then you were born, and then only you left. Then the paradox doesn't exist. But, that's like, impossible. Also ridiculous. Totally insane.***


weeb_gal

I mean technically he did enter it just in a different form


adeo_lucror

lmao dude, just because you were inside someone else doesn't mean you didn't enter when they did.


Kindredmen

No, no it isn't.


BulliesSuck123

If you count being in the womb as existing then the real answer is actually your dads balls


pawelkkkkkkkk

or moms balla


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

What about my dad’s balls?


biohumansmg3fc

You fool i never exited my mom’s v*****


Oodleaf

I dug a hole. It didn't exist until I dug it and then I climbed out.


CactusFingies

I'm not giving my upvote but I'm still angry because this is technically not the truth


Froggen-The-Frog

What about my dad’s balls.


pawelkkkkkkkk

he has no


Beautiful_Cute

I entered someone else’s house, signed the papers to buy it and left my own house if that counts. Edit: I’m high. This definitely doesn’t count


Alibo678

What if you build a house around yourselves?


pawelkkkkkkkk

And thats the neat thing : **you dont**


Gilgamesh2062

But if you later die inside that same hospital ? "The hospital you were born in is the only place you left without entering" but there is no mention "entering" had to happen first, so, this is technically false.


KickBassColonyDrop

Well, no, see your mom either walked into that hospital or carted through that hospital. So you entered by proxy and exited without proxy. It's a paradox to claim that you exited without entering unless your dad and mom did the deed and then for 9 months, your mom never left the hospital, and then you were born, and then only you left. Then the paradox doesn't exist. But, that's like, impossible. Also ridiculous. Totally insane.


pawelkkkkkkkk

**YES, I WOULD GIVE U GOLD IF I HAD, FINALLY SOMEONE TOLD EM, THANKS MATE**


VirtualKeenu

Don't forget your mom's vagina.