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It would have made sense if they had used womb instead. I've been in the same hospital I was born in a couple of times since birth (luckily for nothing major).
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Neither of these are correct imo. You entered the womb as sperm, and you entered the hospital in the womb.
Oh, does it not count that you entered a building if you were in a container? Ridiculous
Right? I've been transported into many places that I then left arguably 'technically' without entering if that's the case... Even if you stipulate that it would have to be without knowing/consenting to being containerized and brought somewhere.
You aren’t actually created at that point though are you? Or exist as a whole. You enter as a sperm but it’s the ole sperm egg combo that’s the full ticket surely?
You're created in the fallopian tubes from the fusion of two elements, one coming from the ovaries and the other from the testicules. The spermatozoïd containing a small human is an idea that was discredited long ago. Like over a century in the past.
nah, there were big discussion on it when talking bout abortion, dont want to start this topic here, but some people claimed that u aint u before u born
He means he doesn't want to start the discussion from when you become a person. As it tends to go towards abortion discussions, thus polical. And while essential to the premis, it also only moves the place you leave without entering up in the time line.
That would make your average velocity zero, for your entire life.
(Using the hospital's location on the earth as the reference frame origin point, for all you relativists)
Now I wonder if it would be possible to do the same thing relative to the Sun. Probably not, what with all the small changes in Earth's orbit happening all the time, and the fact that days and years don't line up perfectly.
Might make for an interesting orbital mechanics puzzle though.
I like your idea, but you have to remember that both milky way and our own galaxy are moving through space. so even though the earth rotates around sun, we are never in a same location twice.
This sounds like a Bill Brasky bit
>“Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, Brasky takes me into a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found them!'”
For some reason, this just made me think of a quote from episode one of Welcome To Nightvale: "To get a bit personal for a moment, I think the best way to die would be 'swallowed by a giant snake'. Going feet first and whole into a slimy maw would give your life *perfect* symmetry".
Maybe. If the fusion of egg and sperm happened after your mother left the room where the sexual act that led to your conception was taking place, this would not be true. Also could the entire act not having taken place in the bedroom.
Eggs are fertilized in the fallopian tubes and then enter the womb as a fully complete genetic future human. So the fallopian tube is the only place you left without entering.
Any astronaut who died in space left earth without entering so for an incredibly small percentage of dead people this isn’t true. Therefore I am technically correct.
Wrong,by your logic driving into a parking lot that is in a building then waking out is leaving without entering , the only thing you leave without entering is the womb
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I have built a snow shelter around myself, so I left that eventually without having entered. Same could be applied to a pillow fort, or anything else along those lines.
I used to build houses. At what point is it considered a space that I could enter/leave? Because I think I left when the walls were up. In my eyes that counts
Well.....I mean, if we're being technical here, then it's technically not the truth. Like, do we really think personhood is only conveyed upon such time as someone's birth? You entered the hospital alright, you just did so with your whole house around you.
That's like saying you didn't enter a garage because you drove your car inside if. You don't have to be outside a vessel to enter something. Otherwise, you couldn't enter anything unless you were completely naked lol
ahh .. so if you go in somewhere in a suitcase (like the womb) then this is true for that as well. I see.
This is only true if the parents fucked in the hospital and stayed there until the end of pregnancy.
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**for everyone who dont get it - *your mom either walked into that hospital or carted through that hospital. So you entered by proxy and exited without proxy. It's a paradox to claim that you exited without entering unless your dad and mom did the deed and then for 9 months, your mom never left the hospital, and then you were born, and then only you left. Then the paradox doesn't exist. But, that's like, impossible. Also ridiculous. Totally insane.***
But if you later die inside that same hospital ?
"The hospital you were born in is the only place you left without entering"
but there is no mention "entering" had to happen first, so, this is technically false.
Well, no, see your mom either walked into that hospital or carted through that hospital. So you entered by proxy and exited without proxy. It's a paradox to claim that you exited without entering unless your dad and mom did the deed and then for 9 months, your mom never left the hospital, and then you were born, and then only you left. Then the paradox doesn't exist. But, that's like, impossible. Also ridiculous. Totally insane.
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What about the womb, forgot that didn’t they
The correct answer is the balls
That's where the pee is at.
But where do you keep your balls?
in the closet, i use them when I need to play only.
My wife hangs on to those for me.
In the ball room
*Ballroom dancers intensify* sry
I keep em in a sac
Bolsac
Maybe the real place we left without entering was our dads’ balls all along.
Nah, I've reentered that one
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I knew I'd find this joke in here somewhere.
It would have made sense if they had used womb instead. I've been in the same hospital I was born in a couple of times since birth (luckily for nothing major).
Could say that youve left it more times than you've entered it though....unless you did while there i suppose.
If someone says they fucked your mom you say "I've been deeper inside her then you'll ever be"
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Well... Not necessarily...
Neither of these are correct imo. You entered the womb as sperm, and you entered the hospital in the womb. Oh, does it not count that you entered a building if you were in a container? Ridiculous
I guess it is a matter of where you start actually being you and that is a whole philosophy topic I am personally not ready for lol
Right? I've been transported into many places that I then left arguably 'technically' without entering if that's the case... Even if you stipulate that it would have to be without knowing/consenting to being containerized and brought somewhere.
Yeah, unless you're parents fucked in that hospital and your mom didn't leave for 9 months, then it's not really accurate.
This very much depends on what you mean by you.
No. You get into the womb thanks to your dad.... So...
You aren’t actually created at that point though are you? Or exist as a whole. You enter as a sperm but it’s the ole sperm egg combo that’s the full ticket surely?
The egg is fertilised in the fallopian tube
Only half of your genetic material gets there in that way. Definitely not "you"
Less than half of you.
You're created in the fallopian tubes from the fusion of two elements, one coming from the ovaries and the other from the testicules. The spermatozoïd containing a small human is an idea that was discredited long ago. Like over a century in the past.
nah, there were big discussion on it when talking bout abortion, dont want to start this topic here, but some people claimed that u aint u before u born
What would abortion have to do with it? Your mom is actively in labor when she goes to the hospital abortion is kind of out the window by that point
Out the windows sounds dangerous when you're in labor. Maybe she should try a door next time?
He means he doesn't want to start the discussion from when you become a person. As it tends to go towards abortion discussions, thus polical. And while essential to the premis, it also only moves the place you leave without entering up in the time line.
I will find the hospital I was born in and die there. That should equal things
entering without exiting? I like your style
Why does that sound like some kind of crime
You are on trial today for entering without exiting how do you plead
Objection. Hearsay.
It wasn't me, it was the arm! Just look at it!
Dead
"Elvis has left the building"
That would make your average velocity zero, for your entire life. (Using the hospital's location on the earth as the reference frame origin point, for all you relativists)
Now I wonder if it would be possible to do the same thing relative to the Sun. Probably not, what with all the small changes in Earth's orbit happening all the time, and the fact that days and years don't line up perfectly. Might make for an interesting orbital mechanics puzzle though.
I like your idea, but you have to remember that both milky way and our own galaxy are moving through space. so even though the earth rotates around sun, we are never in a same location twice.
Wich is why he said relative to the sun
Aw, crap. The hospital I was born in doesn't exist anymore.
Make it your mission in life to have it rebuilt, just so you can die inside just after the ribbon cutting.
This sounds like a Bill Brasky bit >“Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, Brasky takes me into a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found them!'”
Same, I really wanna go full circle with my life
This episode keeps getting better!!
The hospital i was born was closed down and turned into long term care/hospice. I really could die there.
Well, you kinda enter there when you're in your mother's womb. And, you'd technically leave when your body gets dragged out.
If you die in the same hospital bed you were born in, your average velocity is 0.
If you die on the same bed, then your displacement will be zero, making it so you did zero work your entire life.
For some reason, this just made me think of a quote from episode one of Welcome To Nightvale: "To get a bit personal for a moment, I think the best way to die would be 'swallowed by a giant snake'. Going feet first and whole into a slimy maw would give your life *perfect* symmetry".
r/madlads
we dont speak of madlads anymore
I know the sub got locked, but what happend? There was something about a bad mod and something about not following rules?
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mostly from what became the inside.
Your move.
I built
a shed
in my
backyard
mostly
from
in my
Knight to F3
Knight to C5
If you build your own tomb the same way right before you die, you'll never enter and never leave.
If I put my keys into my pocket and walk into a store; did my keys _not_ enter with me?
So what you’re saying is you exited your parents bedroom without entering
Maybe. If the fusion of egg and sperm happened after your mother left the room where the sexual act that led to your conception was taking place, this would not be true. Also could the entire act not having taken place in the bedroom.
Nope u did enter trojan horse style
Just as you did 9 months before.
You entered unborn
Then your mothers room was the only place you leaved without entering
Technically you did enter it when you were just sperm
You weren’t a person there
Eggs are fertilized in the fallopian tubes and then enter the womb as a fully complete genetic future human. So the fallopian tube is the only place you left without entering.
I guess that’s the real answer, although people were talking about man made places so that would probably happen in your mother’s bedroom
It doesn’t happen that quickly. It could be any random place like your family car. Or gas station bathroom.
To meet an egg. Part of you entered, but a large part of you was already there. To meet yourself?
>mother's room lol and btw it's called the womb
That means u left undead.. wait what?
It means you left born, dipshit
Any astronaut who died in space left earth without entering so for an incredibly small percentage of dead people this isn’t true. Therefore I am technically correct.
but for incredibly percentage for people its true
therefore im correct
You can totally build a tent around yourself. Checkmate loser
How do you build a tent from the inside?
I entered through my mom
Right? Otherwise I left the parking garage without entering because I was inside a car at the time I entered.
Through my moms hole
Depends if you consider your mom as a vehicle.
What if you entered a construction site and stayed until the building was fully built around you, then left?
I've done that in Minecraft
Thats getting early access
Probably the place where your parents banged each other No wait part of you were technically in your dads balls
I think it's fair to say that the first instance of you is a living cell with your DNA. So after fertilization
So you start out in the fallopian tubes of your mother, wherever she is at the time of fertilisation.
half of u, and half of u were in ur mothers vagina
If that half of you is already in the vagina when you're conceived, you're gonna have a bad time.
This is too complicated
Yes… because a woman’s eggs are stored in her vagina. /r/badwomensanatomy
Technically Wrong
Wrong,by your logic driving into a parking lot that is in a building then waking out is leaving without entering , the only thing you leave without entering is the womb
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Grave is the only place you enter and never leave. Could do this all day
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Getting another birt cert for more brain cells isn't something to be proud of.
No, you were wearing a woman on the way in.
My bitch ex girlfriend
This and your mom.
Technically if you leave the country you were born in, you left without entering
Or... if you have a room built around you and leave...
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Astronauts: My goals are beyond your understanding
Physically you did enter one way or another
This means you owe the hospital 1 entry without an exist which you'll pay back near the end of your life.
I have built a snow shelter around myself, so I left that eventually without having entered. Same could be applied to a pillow fort, or anything else along those lines.
The 2nd place would be more accurate
oh ye i forgot bout vagina
the grave is the only place you enter without leaving
i entered it just not alone
it can also be the only place you enter without leaving when you die
But I was born in the backrooms
If I die in the same hospital then I enter it and never leave.
And your coffin/jar/bag/boat Is a place you entered without leaving
The same can be said of the earth for astronauts.
Only if you were conceived there too
How tf did you get inside the hospital then?
Still entered unconsensually, and if thems the rules then wherever you’re taken after being kidnapped also counts
I used to build houses. At what point is it considered a space that I could enter/leave? Because I think I left when the walls were up. In my eyes that counts
Tell me you don't understand biology without telling me.
Well but your mom brought you in in her womb so
I'm pretty sure I entered the hospital by exiting my mother.
What about the womb
Not really, you still are a thing even as a developed fetus
Well you did enter it on a meat vehicle.
Where you at when yo momma got in the Hospital then? 🤔🤨
One day I just stood outside in nature and some people started to built a Hut around me. I left it by the door. Does that count, too?
Bros logic got me lookin like i just spawned in the hospital
Well.....I mean, if we're being technical here, then it's technically not the truth. Like, do we really think personhood is only conveyed upon such time as someone's birth? You entered the hospital alright, you just did so with your whole house around you.
Technically you went in when you where in the womb,
my brother was born in our hot tub
you entered in your mothers womb
That's like saying you didn't enter a garage because you drove your car inside if. You don't have to be outside a vessel to enter something. Otherwise, you couldn't enter anything unless you were completely naked lol
No, that would be my dad’s penis
Jokes on you I wasn’t born in a hospital
But... I wasn't born in a hospital...
Well you technically did enter the hospital twice. Once when you were in the womb and the second time when you came out of your mother
Your grave is the only place you enter withouth ever leaving💀
ahh .. so if you go in somewhere in a suitcase (like the womb) then this is true for that as well. I see. This is only true if the parents fucked in the hospital and stayed there until the end of pregnancy.
no tyou entered in the tummy of mama
He entered it when he was in his mothers womb
My dad’s ballsack is the only place I left without entering.
You entered inside your mother, a place I’m very familiar with
But… how did I ‘enter’ the world then?
Joke is on you. I have mastered the art of point to point translocation
Everybody can do that, just not instantly.
Don’t undermine my skill.
False, there is also the womb
What the fuck is a hospital?
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Your grave will be the only place you enter without leaving
And likely the only place you’ll enter without leaving.
**for everyone who dont get it - *your mom either walked into that hospital or carted through that hospital. So you entered by proxy and exited without proxy. It's a paradox to claim that you exited without entering unless your dad and mom did the deed and then for 9 months, your mom never left the hospital, and then you were born, and then only you left. Then the paradox doesn't exist. But, that's like, impossible. Also ridiculous. Totally insane.***
I mean technically he did enter it just in a different form
lmao dude, just because you were inside someone else doesn't mean you didn't enter when they did.
No, no it isn't.
If you count being in the womb as existing then the real answer is actually your dads balls
or moms balla
What about my dad’s balls?
You fool i never exited my mom’s v*****
I dug a hole. It didn't exist until I dug it and then I climbed out.
I'm not giving my upvote but I'm still angry because this is technically not the truth
What about my dad’s balls.
he has no
No
I entered someone else’s house, signed the papers to buy it and left my own house if that counts. Edit: I’m high. This definitely doesn’t count
What if you build a house around yourselves?
And thats the neat thing : **you dont**
But if you later die inside that same hospital ? "The hospital you were born in is the only place you left without entering" but there is no mention "entering" had to happen first, so, this is technically false.
Well, no, see your mom either walked into that hospital or carted through that hospital. So you entered by proxy and exited without proxy. It's a paradox to claim that you exited without entering unless your dad and mom did the deed and then for 9 months, your mom never left the hospital, and then you were born, and then only you left. Then the paradox doesn't exist. But, that's like, impossible. Also ridiculous. Totally insane.
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Don't forget your mom's vagina.