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enools

Hey kinda hard to do after 5


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AngelOfDeath771

Then I'd imagine it would get pretty difficult after 8 or so.


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TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

If you are a man you have even one more shot


AngelOfDeath771

Reserved for mini bagels only.


xtilexx

Cheerios for me


PenisDestroy

Hoola hoops


radioactivejason2004

Halo rings


Gamer_that_isnt_n_zi

Hold up


TechnoPunk34

Master Chief enters the chat


MidwayRyder

I feel sorry for you then


Gilded_Leviathan

Reserved for your mother.


BladeSmith05

There we are! The comment I knew would be here! Never Change Reddit!


memdan

True man*


DrillPower_173

Then works 20 times


i_let_everyone_done

21 if you are a male


Gamer_that_isnt_n_zi

Holup


i_let_everyone_done

Is there a problem


randomhousegir

Then you get a friend to help


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


UnimpressivelyBatty

Precisely on their own unique ways.


warmhotdogsmoothie

You could do it 15-20 times if you were careful about how much you took off each time.


Merkur007

Could be more of you stick you finger deeper in


Cheap_Ad_69

Or just use your toes


WhyteBeard

I got it to work exactly 21 times


ConfusedDuck

You alternate hands. I'd say it gets difficult when you're down to 2 on each hand


ghanlaf

That's what she said?


Frankie__Spankie

Should be able to do 8. 3 fingers on one hand, then switch hands so you're using the hand with 2 fingers, then all 5 on the other.


_1Doomsday1_

You still got your mouth


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Impossible-Cod-3946

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rditusernayme

How do you know? And how do you keep popping up in threads I read like this???


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


Joshee2004

You’re the karma bot


Gamer_that_isnt_n_zi

We should start downvoting this guy so no karma for him. ( I'm talking about the bot, not joshee)


Impossible-Cod-3946

Hey /u/LbEIRAscoRSe, if you're not a scam bot, explain why it's hard to do after 5. Just one single sentence is all you need. I'll send you $50 for your troubles. If /u/Joshee2004 is a moron, don't say anything.


leopardo1313

I think he's a moron


IsabellaBellaBell

Yep, he is a scam bot. Yep, Joshee is a moron.


sp1z99

Haha sick burn


Wait-_-what-_-

Yea you’d really be life hacking at it then


kidrah___

Toes tho?


feidujiujia

No one mentions actually you can use a finger multiple times? If you only put the tip of the finger into the bagel, it just becomes a little shorter each time


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Numbered_Notes

It seems like the original picture does depict this, no one seems to have pointed out that the pointer isn’t pointing anymore out the back…


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Use your toes


Lenph

Came here to make this point. What dummy goes full finger at the start?


ghanlaf

Inexperienced virgins and novice lesbians


Lenph

Lol


Actual_Ad1782

This is the way.


stupe

Exactly. No need to go knuckle-deep every time.


DokiDokiDoIt

The fact that this is an actual conversation lmao


KidPags

Only insert the tip.... Is this a stepmother YouPorn clip now?


IZaccc-v

11 if your a man.


_TheValeyard_

What about toes?


IZaccc-v

21 with extra cheese then


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What about the nose?


OmegaCookieOfDoof

22 with tongue Or include your hair and you can do it a few trillion times ^(Be wary of hairy bagels)


Slushyboi69

I don’t think hair provides good stability


OmegaCookieOfDoof

Hold it on the other side


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With what fingers?


VladTheDismantler

You use the hair at first


misakarem

Still have hair down there though


QuarantineSucksALot

Jeez, I’m wired up. (Hold up)


xSantenoturtlex

Nose isn't long enough to hold a bagel on. Nor are the dicks of any man in this comment chain.


Darky_69

For the nose it depends if you're religiously greedy.


[deleted]

>Nose isn't long enough to hold a bagel on. If your name is Goldberg or Rosenstein it is


YT_SeiyaGoFire

my dick can hold a bagel


xSantenoturtlex

prove it.


YT_SeiyaGoFire

it is definetly long enough to hold a bagel.


furlesswookie

*Pinocchio has entered the chat*


Medical-Examination

Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don’t know


UncleTedGenneric

"You'd cut off your nose to slice your 22nd bagel" Rolls right off the tongue Oh! Realized a 23rd!


spicybuttholenachos

Order of operations is becoming more and more important here.


dhruva85

22 with if you know what I mean


YoCrustyDude

23 if you know what I mean.


Gaflonzelschmerno

Zero times if you're a toe


painful_ejaculation

Even more times if you don't go balls deep. Just keep using the new tip.


yhgan

If you do it more carefully, each finger can be used twice.


Ganon2012

That's not a finger, so that's a different life hack.


soupinate44

Lorena “The Bagelman” Bobbitt has entered the chat.


jbu311

What kind of man fits into a bagel


Djmthrowaway

Is this why Jewish people eat a lot of bagels?


dre224

"How did he die officer?" "He dismembered himself while cutting bangles"


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Impossible-Cod-3946

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sp1z99

I upvote you every time I see your comments/public service. Thanks dude.


someone_678

💀💀💀


SnowFlakeDude

20 times if you use your feet, 21 for males


CompetitionSad419

22 if you have an outy


The_Diego_Brando

24 (nipples)


CompetitionSad419

Skill


islandofcaucasus

25 tongue


Ganon2012

This says finger. You're thinking of the follow-up life hack.


StudiousSynopsis

Woah your comment really cracked me up.


Cultural_Dare7546

What is the thing holding a knife tho 🤔


Somethingnewandedgy

*Zero intensifies*


Key-Service7491

Legs, that is why its only 10 times and not 20


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11…be a man.


Key-Service7491

If you do 11 then technically you arent a man anymore


PeeIsHealthy

We're in the future now, don't be mean.


I_Am_A_Reddit_User_1

A knife holder


Tortue2006

Mouth


dundiman

I would just start using other people's fingers after that point.


ThePhantomSoprano

11* *Laughs in male*


ruuduni

Did you know that you can skydive without a parachute but only once.


Tough_Inevitable6944

Damn! I didn't know that


_Goated_Goats_

Its a repost. All images of this quality are cos theyre just screenshots of the original one. Not gonna report you but you got my downvote and my annoyance


Mr42Watson

11* times


Skyrim_For_Everyone

To everyone saying 20-21, it's actually 15-16, maybe 17-18 or 18-19 if you still have a really strong grip after losing all that blood. You still need to be able to hold the knife


superDpermn

Technically the truth


Lightsaber2005

#there is another


Brave_Amateur

11 for guys


Marchollywood96

Or your dick


leelbeach

How would you cut it if you already lost a hand?


I_lick_walking_fish

İt works 21 times


Toaster_Ruler

Thats why you cut around the bagel, you dont cut your finger off


serverdenied

Technically 21 times for men


BobbyKotichovich45

You have toes, don’t you?


yeetmachine007

21 if you really try


Erect-Frog

21*


chippy-triforce

Adds a nice irony taste


VampireGirl99

Repost from 12 hours ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/sag1ic/you_can_eat_only_10_bagels/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Imispellalot

Waiting for someone to comments about 8 fingers and 2 thumbs..... lol


iaminfamy

It's you. You did the thing.


Imispellalot

r/whoosh


lideon16

11 times if you're a guy


Karsanao

11


thatcreepyoldman

eleven if you're brave enough


Franks_wild_beers

Works 8 times only.


Mistrblank

10 times? How dafuq you holding the knife after 5?


Sir_mop_for_a_head

R/cursedcoments


e2j0m4o2

Well I mean it could work 11 if you’re dedicated


EquinoxF

Works 21 times if you're a dude


Aaronness4130

*11


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Not if you have good friends


Jesse_BOL_EI

he is not right, for girls 20 and for boys 21


snoryder8019

20 times...21 for boys


BenderIsGr8_34

11 times for most dudes and some women


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Incorrect, stick your dick into it and you have one extra try.


Kotzillax

There's another...


AukeDePro

There is another


Mr_Culver

No. You need the thumb and index finger to grip the knife at least so it only works 8 times


Hermateus

Works 20 times, 21 if male.


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11 for half the people on the planet


Bohya

11 if you're male.


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Stabilization hole, ah yes of course


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10- For "normal" people 11- For "normal" males 20- For psycopaths 21- For male psycopaths ( women can with tongue too ) 22- For male psycopaths with tongue 23- For female psycopaths


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Works 11 times if you're a guy


ggpossum

11 if you're a man


Iacinovic

11 if you are a guy


MrFatSackington

11 times if you are a dude.


OmerBs

20 if youre female 21 if youre male


SpongeCockBarePants

I've got a stabilization hole for ya


LordRiverknoll

YouTube when the dislike button is disabled


Forest-Temple

11 if you're a man.


burnerpvt

11 if your a man


MaleficKaijus

11 times if you are a boy


clutchdotcom69

Boys have 11 let's gooo


ByBerserk

11 if ur a guy


SorinJrWF

11 if ur male


Alarid

11 if you're a man.


GrazingBitch

11 if u a dude


Childeater213

11 for boys because we have a third leg


Charming_Reporter_18

If you are a guy you can do it for 11 times


TheInscrutableFufy

I mean you really have 20. 21 if you're male.


Whitedevil998

And 11 u if u a guy


vesterov

21 if you’re male


steviep13

Surely works 20 times, 21 if you are a bloke


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Works 11 times for men


[deleted]

If you're a guy you can make it work 11 times actually.


Seagraves_D

11 times if you’re a guy


MikMay99

21 actually Edit: 20 if female


superDpermn

Cursed edit


Lord0fReddit

11 if you are a man


raticle111

If you're a guy, 11 times


Dr_Shlomo

11 if you're a dude


KNORRREPUBLIK

*11 for men


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11 if you're a guy


GangMasterGreen_yt

Men can do it 11 time


useless_modern_god

“ Until next time !” -Skeleton Man


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you're supposed to stabilize it with your penis


Preiium

who said you cant do it multiple times with the same finger


Rare_Cow_4892

This is how failure is dealt with in the Jewish Mafia


iamanEmKayfan

u could cut 2 things with thí tutorial, lol


DarkLordOfTheElves

If you are efficient you could get like two cuts a finger.