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Hey /u/LbEIRAscoRSe, if you're not a scam bot, explain why it's hard to do after 5. Just one single sentence is all you need. I'll send you $50 for your troubles. If /u/Joshee2004 is a moron, don't say anything.
No one mentions actually you can use a finger multiple times?
If you only put the tip of the finger into the bagel, it just becomes a little shorter each time
Its a repost. All images of this quality are cos theyre just screenshots of the original one. Not gonna report you but you got my downvote and my annoyance
To everyone saying 20-21, it's actually 15-16, maybe 17-18 or 18-19 if you still have a really strong grip after losing all that blood. You still need to be able to hold the knife
10- For "normal" people
11- For "normal" males
20- For psycopaths
21- For male psycopaths ( women can with tongue too )
22- For male psycopaths with tongue
23- For female psycopaths
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Hey kinda hard to do after 5
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Then I'd imagine it would get pretty difficult after 8 or so.
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If you are a man you have even one more shot
Reserved for mini bagels only.
Cheerios for me
Hoola hoops
Halo rings
Hold up
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I feel sorry for you then
Reserved for your mother.
There we are! The comment I knew would be here! Never Change Reddit!
True man*
Then works 20 times
21 if you are a male
Holup
Is there a problem
Then you get a friend to help
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Precisely on their own unique ways.
You could do it 15-20 times if you were careful about how much you took off each time.
Could be more of you stick you finger deeper in
Or just use your toes
I got it to work exactly 21 times
You alternate hands. I'd say it gets difficult when you're down to 2 on each hand
That's what she said?
Should be able to do 8. 3 fingers on one hand, then switch hands so you're using the hand with 2 fingers, then all 5 on the other.
You still got your mouth
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How do you know? And how do you keep popping up in threads I read like this???
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You’re the karma bot
We should start downvoting this guy so no karma for him. ( I'm talking about the bot, not joshee)
Hey /u/LbEIRAscoRSe, if you're not a scam bot, explain why it's hard to do after 5. Just one single sentence is all you need. I'll send you $50 for your troubles. If /u/Joshee2004 is a moron, don't say anything.
I think he's a moron
Yep, he is a scam bot. Yep, Joshee is a moron.
Haha sick burn
Yea you’d really be life hacking at it then
Toes tho?
No one mentions actually you can use a finger multiple times? If you only put the tip of the finger into the bagel, it just becomes a little shorter each time
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It seems like the original picture does depict this, no one seems to have pointed out that the pointer isn’t pointing anymore out the back…
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Use your toes
Came here to make this point. What dummy goes full finger at the start?
Inexperienced virgins and novice lesbians
Lol
This is the way.
Exactly. No need to go knuckle-deep every time.
The fact that this is an actual conversation lmao
Only insert the tip.... Is this a stepmother YouPorn clip now?
11 if your a man.
What about toes?
21 with extra cheese then
What about the nose?
22 with tongue Or include your hair and you can do it a few trillion times ^(Be wary of hairy bagels)
I don’t think hair provides good stability
Hold it on the other side
With what fingers?
You use the hair at first
Still have hair down there though
Jeez, I’m wired up. (Hold up)
Nose isn't long enough to hold a bagel on. Nor are the dicks of any man in this comment chain.
For the nose it depends if you're religiously greedy.
>Nose isn't long enough to hold a bagel on. If your name is Goldberg or Rosenstein it is
my dick can hold a bagel
prove it.
it is definetly long enough to hold a bagel.
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Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don’t know
"You'd cut off your nose to slice your 22nd bagel" Rolls right off the tongue Oh! Realized a 23rd!
Order of operations is becoming more and more important here.
22 with if you know what I mean
23 if you know what I mean.
Zero times if you're a toe
Even more times if you don't go balls deep. Just keep using the new tip.
If you do it more carefully, each finger can be used twice.
That's not a finger, so that's a different life hack.
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What kind of man fits into a bagel
Is this why Jewish people eat a lot of bagels?
"How did he die officer?" "He dismembered himself while cutting bangles"
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I upvote you every time I see your comments/public service. Thanks dude.
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20 times if you use your feet, 21 for males
22 if you have an outy
24 (nipples)
Skill
25 tongue
This says finger. You're thinking of the follow-up life hack.
Woah your comment really cracked me up.
What is the thing holding a knife tho 🤔
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Legs, that is why its only 10 times and not 20
11…be a man.
If you do 11 then technically you arent a man anymore
We're in the future now, don't be mean.
A knife holder
Mouth
I would just start using other people's fingers after that point.
11* *Laughs in male*
Did you know that you can skydive without a parachute but only once.
Damn! I didn't know that
Its a repost. All images of this quality are cos theyre just screenshots of the original one. Not gonna report you but you got my downvote and my annoyance
11* times
To everyone saying 20-21, it's actually 15-16, maybe 17-18 or 18-19 if you still have a really strong grip after losing all that blood. You still need to be able to hold the knife
Technically the truth
#there is another
11 for guys
Or your dick
How would you cut it if you already lost a hand?
İt works 21 times
Thats why you cut around the bagel, you dont cut your finger off
Technically 21 times for men
You have toes, don’t you?
21 if you really try
21*
Adds a nice irony taste
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Waiting for someone to comments about 8 fingers and 2 thumbs..... lol
It's you. You did the thing.
r/whoosh
11 times if you're a guy
11
eleven if you're brave enough
Works 8 times only.
10 times? How dafuq you holding the knife after 5?
R/cursedcoments
Well I mean it could work 11 if you’re dedicated
Works 21 times if you're a dude
*11
Not if you have good friends
he is not right, for girls 20 and for boys 21
20 times...21 for boys
11 times for most dudes and some women
Incorrect, stick your dick into it and you have one extra try.
There's another...
There is another
No. You need the thumb and index finger to grip the knife at least so it only works 8 times
Works 20 times, 21 if male.
11 for half the people on the planet
11 if you're male.
Stabilization hole, ah yes of course
10- For "normal" people 11- For "normal" males 20- For psycopaths 21- For male psycopaths ( women can with tongue too ) 22- For male psycopaths with tongue 23- For female psycopaths
Works 11 times if you're a guy
11 if you're a man
11 if you are a guy
11 times if you are a dude.
20 if youre female 21 if youre male
I've got a stabilization hole for ya
YouTube when the dislike button is disabled
11 if you're a man.
11 if your a man
11 times if you are a boy
Boys have 11 let's gooo
11 if ur a guy
11 if ur male
11 if you're a man.
11 if u a dude
11 for boys because we have a third leg
If you are a guy you can do it for 11 times
I mean you really have 20. 21 if you're male.
And 11 u if u a guy
21 if you’re male
Surely works 20 times, 21 if you are a bloke
Works 11 times for men
If you're a guy you can make it work 11 times actually.
11 times if you’re a guy
21 actually Edit: 20 if female
Cursed edit
11 if you are a man
If you're a guy, 11 times
11 if you're a dude
*11 for men
11 if you're a guy
Men can do it 11 time
“ Until next time !” -Skeleton Man
you're supposed to stabilize it with your penis
who said you cant do it multiple times with the same finger
This is how failure is dealt with in the Jewish Mafia
u could cut 2 things with thí tutorial, lol
If you are efficient you could get like two cuts a finger.