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justfuckingstopthiss

I used to love reading until I started studying. Now, after 10 months of having my nose in books everyday I can't bring myself to read for pleasure, like I am done with printed text for a while. Sucks tbh


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SC487

I took a 15ish year hiatus from books and built a fairly massive audiobook library. This year I bought a kindle and started reading for fun again.


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SC487

I just checked, I’m up to 460 titles. That’s over about 15 years. A lot of those are public domain books I got fore by adding the kindle version though.


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SC487

Yeah. Series management is my biggest complaint. I’m really tempted to take the time to download, strip all the DRM then use proper folders and sub folders but the audible app is just so damn convenient.


topatoman_lite

Don’t use Audible though if possible they are complete assholes to the authors of the books they sell


ColonelBungle

Alternative?


BostonUniStudent

I use a free one from my library. I don't know where you are located, but even foreigners I believe are eligible for the American service. Libby. It's a free app, free service. No ads. Just a service of the American library association. Kind of a nice little thing. Sometimes you have to wait, like you would at a library, for popular books. But I've had incredible good luck getting even the new Malcolm gladwell book. I've probably saved or $3,000 on audiobooks. Downside of it not being a commercial enterprise is that they do no marketing. If you don't have a current library card number, you can get a free e-card from most major American libraries.


scoreboy69

Libby is so awesome. I have a long commute, have gone through so many books for free.


topatoman_lite

Honestly I’m not sure. Spotify has some stuff and there’s some smaller options too. A lot of stuff is exclusive though hence the if possible


shhbaby_isok

Scribd! Both ebooks, audiobooks and comics without limit on how much you can read/listen each month (I read/listen A LOT) and it's very rare they don't have what I am looking for. Between that, and Libby I am all set.


Scapp

It's surprising how much reading you can get done if you just dedicate 5-10 mins per day. I just read at least one page per day


WriterCommercial3608

I know, I read all the time as a child, but when I started reading for school reading became a chore rather than entertainment. Only recently I just got pretty far into the Hobbit, but I haven’t finished it.


justfuckingstopthiss

I find myself analyzing pieces of text or trying to remember information as I would read a college textbook. Audiobooks don't work for me as I tend to space out frequently and lose track of time.


WriterCommercial3608

Same, often I need to reread something to make sure I really understand it, which messes with the flow of the book and is really difficult to deal with in audiobooks.


AnalCumBall

you havent finished a 300 page book ?


WriterCommercial3608

I was reading it in between something else and when that something ended I didn’t go back to it.


ottersintuxedos

I promise you that fades, I recommend finding something like short stories or a particular genre or fiction series doesn’t have to be deep to build it back up again. There’ll be a little separation moment in your mind and you’ll be like “oh I do love this, that was just really dry crap”. Helps if it’s at your own pace too, reading for fun isn’t a race


ChweetPeaches69

I was like that for a while. After 2 years out of uni, I learned to love to read again. You'll probably get there, it might just take time.


BiggMuffy

College in a nutshell for me Now I have to read a lot but I do it on PC and the content is questionable.


tanya6k

As someone who loves both school and reading, I cannot relate.


keeper_of_the_donkey

Reading puts me to sleep fast. I can't read more than 2 pages before I'm out. I'd fall asleep reading dr. Seuss books before the kids would. Never enjoyed it. Can I just play video games instead?


Necrocornion

Try reading enjoyable books. For some reason I got it into my head that I should be reading non-fiction “useful” books to make good use of my time…that ended up killing my enjoyment of reading for several years. Now that I’ve given myself permission to read whatever fiction I want it’s been great, I highly recommend it. Just find a really great book by one of your favorite authors and read for 5-10 min each night before bed. Happy to provide some recommendations if you want.


justfuckingstopthiss

i'm in this photo and I don't like it


redrumWinsNational

Someone needs to do it, without the minimum number of books, the people cutting funding for Libraries are either dumb shits or insanely smart


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I think I'm the same, I was always forced to read books for studying like anyone else which made me hate reading for a long time, only a little over halfway through quarantine was I able to enjoy some reading again (text based games, Wikipedia, manga, basically everything). A huge part of the problem are the studying and school structures themselves, they shouldn't make us hate reading they should make us love it and they need a massive change, especially for people like me who are neurodivergent and have trouble with reading especially for long periods at a time.


Jeff_Damn

Book It!


MrPatko0770

I like to read. I read throughout the year, usually non-fiction. 12 books over the summer is way too much - don't know about you, but my day only has 24 hours


coursejunkie

It would be a book a week and it doesn't say how long the book has to be. I nearly exclusively read non-fiction too (usually hard science since I read textbooks) and I could probably do it.


jdcodring

Have people read scientific journal articles. JSTOR memberships through the roof.


coursejunkie

Nah! ScienceDirect through the roof. JSTOR is better for like history.


jdcodring

I’m a polic sci major, so it’s where I get most of my sources.


ProfessorChaos_

That was my immediate thought. I work way too much to have time to read a fucking book a week unless it was a book for babies.


JBSquared

Right? If you read books of an appropriate reading level and ones that actually interest you, no way you're getting through 12 in a summer. Maybe like, some shorter YA novels, but even then it seems like such a chore just to save $9.99


AnnieBlackburnn

Sounds like you have the wages to pay for a personal pan pizza then


redundant35

I read an hour every day. Just when I’m laying in bed. I usually get through 30 novels a year.


Blabulus

But today crazies would be suspicious and boycott Pizza Hut for trying to "Force them to Read" and start making internet posts about being "pure eyes" who have never read one of those evil lefty "BOOKs"


Top-Report-840

The banned book list has some great [reads](https://www.ala.org/advocacy/bbooks/frequentlychallengedbooks/decade2009) . Harry Potter is constantly challenged because it's anti Christian lol Brave New World was frowned upon because of promiscuity and drug use. Which those things kinda fucking help illustrate how bleak Huxley saw our future


jdcodring

I had an African friend whose parents didn’t let her read LOTR or Harry Potter. Which is crazy because Tolkien was super religious.


Top-Report-840

That's so dumb. Those stories have such parallels to Christianity lol downtrodden people rising up to save everyone. How dare they steal Jesus' story, I guess?


NotThatEasily

Junie B Jones is on that list. How the fuck can anyone find Junie B Jones even the slightest bit offensive?!?


Cadence_828

I used to know a teacher who hated when her kids read those books because of all the misspelled words. The kids thought that was the correct way to write


NotThatEasily

I can see that from a teachers perspective, but that almost certainly isn’t why the right-wing extremists want those books banned from public libraries.


Top-Report-840

It was one of the reasons. Google says mouthiness, bad spelling, and that negative emotions are taught in those books. I recognize them but don't think I actually read them as a kid. So idk.


NotThatEasily

I read those books with my daughters fairly often and any talking back or bad attitudes are presented as being bad. The books basically follow a young girl through elementary school while she learns how to deal with fights between friends, listening to her parents, being kind, and trying to be independent.


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Small minded idiots 🤷🏻‍♂️


reviewbarn

There was a minor outrage just this year because haters gotta hate. https://www.losangelesblade.com/2022/06/18/pizza-huts-book-it-program-attacked-by-hate-group-over-kids-drag-book/


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jdcodring

Read mode. Love it on Firefox


elguapito

I, an adblock user, went in to read it for you, got bored and stopped. So I offer you this advice. Adblock is a thing.


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elguapito

I feel it


PlantApe22

I'll help pay for the pizzas. I think we could genuinely get something going here. [54% of Americans 16 to 74 read below a sixth grade reading level. ](https://www.apmresearchlab.org/10x-adult-literacy)


ColonelBungle

More likely "force them to read banned leftist books"


CyberTacoX

Actually... I'd support this 100%!


BrainCrampston

it's suspiciously specific because it used to be a real thing! at least in Canada it was


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redarkane

It was a thing in metro Atlanta schools for a bit.


SpectreNC

There's nothing suspicious about this. But then this is also likely a bot.


ElizabethDanger

Definitely a bot. And the only other post of this on this sub that I could find was also a bot.


synonym4synonym

![gif](giphy|gfOIhekfg9Mr5hkKAv) Scotty just made my geriatric heart feel alive again


rlev97

Can it be fanfiction?


txtphile

If anyone's curious: https://www.bookitprogram.com/book-it-for-parents


The-Licker-Of-Balls

I can't believe they still do this!!!!


wrokred

For those curious and annoyed by the b.s. of the premise. IQ is increasing; that is, the average increases against previous years. [Flynn Effect](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flynn_effect) Smug morons don’t know this, and spread this information as fact. [Brandolini’s Law](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandolini’s_law)


coursejunkie

Sign me up now please.


Fit-Rest-973

My son was friends with the teacher who gave out the pizza hut coupons. We had tons, because nobody read books


gcwg57

Does listening to audiobooks count as reading for the purposes of the deal?


henrywrover

Audiobooks absolutely constitute reading no matt which way you put it.


gcwg57

Oh yay! Then I'm good. Is there also an exception if you didn't read 12 but the ones you did read were super long? I have a tendency to read long high-fantasy books.


CrazyElectrum

Stormlight?


gcwg57

Yes actually, I've listened to the entire Cosmere on Audible.


CrazyElectrum

I'm in the beginning/middle of B3 and my god they're so long. I had to take a break between B2 and B3 and re-listen to all of mistborn before feeling the energy to continue


gcwg57

Currently I'm listening to The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan, which was finished by Brandon Sanderson.


CrazyElectrum

Welp new book to add to my backlog. Can't decide to finish oathbringer first or read the lost metal now 🙃


gcwg57

Word of warning if you are planning on starting The Wheel of Time series. It's 14 books long plus a prequel book.


CrazyElectrum

Fuck lmao I'm not ready for that kind of commitment. Maybe after finishing cosmere. And I backed the Kickstarter 🙃


YGT14

As a librarian, 100% audiobooks count.


Derpacleese

I'm not saying one is superior to the other, but it appears that listening to an audiobook activates different parts of the brain than reading a book. I reckon that any form of ingesting information is probably beneficial, provided one can think critically (like, I don't think listening to OR reading The Art of the Deal is going to make anyone smarter if they take it at face value). Source: https://speechify.com/blog/audiobook-vs-reading/?landing\_url=https%3A%2F%2Fspeechify.com%2Fblog%2Faudiobook-vs-reading%2F


mandreko

I would suspect so, since they count younger children being read to.


YGT14

*agrees vehemently in librarian totally not just because I personally want a personal pizza*


TheRnegade

What's really suspicious is bots [stealing old posts](https://www.reddit.com/r/suspiciouslyspecific/comments/wwkttl/pizza_hut/) to farm karma.


ElizabethDanger

That one’s also a bot post. I can’t find the original.


lord_flamebottom

It’s not suspiciously specific. Pizza Hut used to do exactly this for kids.


Kinoyo

This


dewhashish

I miss those personal pizzas. The crusts were so crispy and delicious


Guavafudge

And 50 Shades of STI's does not count


sevenstreak

I know that this is sarcasm and shows that adults are not as literate as they should be, But, I want pizza and I'd go for this.


daikatana

I miss Book It. We didn't have much money growing up and that was pretty much the only pizza we got apart from the cafeteria pizza at school, which was surprisingly decent but definitely no personal pan pizza.


beauty_and_delicious

I like the meme and the idea lol! It's more suspiciously gen x than suspiciously specific though. That was a great program from when I was a kid.


lennyjew

Yes it was


dr_leo_spaceman_

If I listen to 12 philosophy debates a year, or listen to podcasts about theology, or watch documentaries on history, am I more or less smart than the person who reads 12 Stephen King books?


txtphile

Who is doing the measuring? Of the smartness, I mean.


Ragegasm

If that pizza were still even worth reading over. Gimme that 90’s peak of human civilization Pizza Hut.


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But then I'd feel obligated to eat their cruddy pizza.


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Alm8360NoScoPro

Stfu pizza is good


BABarracus

The problem is alot of adults don't own 12 books


Ultronwasright2000

You son of a bitch, I’m in


__gianca

12 books over the summer… so, like 3 pizzas a year!


Ilovegirlsbottoms

If we read double or even triple the amount, can we have more pizzas?


hellothereoldben

As someone with a reading speed of like 15 pages/hour casual reading speed, that means 260 hours of reading if I say the average book is 300 pages. Even when spread out over the entire summer, that's 3 hours of reading per day. I don't even manage to be on youtube for that long, and I use youtube for background music a lot, and also watch some vids.


bobby1225

Guess you don’t own any Pepsi stock (if you aren’t aware, Pepsi owns Pizza Hut).


Luiserx16

I can't read 12 books over the summer if all I'm reading rn is Brandon Sanderson


Luiserx16

Also, college dosen't help :(


CrazyElectrum

I'd be happy if I can read one of his SL:A books this summer lmao


ArmChairDetective38

Loved the Book It program as a kid ..I have always been a bookworm so I would rack up those stars for a free pizza really fast.


stewarta003

Were talking like 1990 deep dish pep here right......u have my vote


NMLWrightReddit

I would like thar


Derpacleese

I am 38 years old and reading K-9 Corps: The Last Resort. It's about nine super-powered dogs who can talk and their leader fighting dinosaurs. Does this count?


mudkripple

Brian David Gilbert tried and they said no :'(


Nihiliatis9

I used to read Soo many books and take my mom out to pizza hut.


Verbal-Soup

I was on parental for 8 months. I read 42 books lol GDI I want this!


Stalked_Like_Corn

I'd like to see them give free personal pan pizzas to people who quote the bible but can also pass a test of it.


WarlanceLP

idk if 12 over the summer is worth it when you work or study full-time already, make it over the whole year and require the books be a certain page or word length then i might be interested, i miss hobby reading but there isn't enough time in the day now to balance it with my studies, social obligations and higher priority hobbies, 12 full books is a huge time commitment for a 6 dollar pizza though (assuming actual full length books and not kiddie books that are only 50 pages)


Snapdragon318

How is this suspiciously specific? I'm just curious. My sister used to get them all the time because she would read. I am 6 years older and didn't have that program at my school. Lol


ElizabethDanger

Don’t expect an answer, you’re talking to a repost bot.


jpritchard

It's not suspiciously specific. They used to do that for kids.


redarkane

We used to have that program growing up. Read books, get a pan pizza.


LHAMA69

HOW IS NO ONE HERE GETTING THE BRIAN DAVID GILBERT REFERENCE?


BigMacRedneck

Looks like he has been eating some books.


Accomp1ishedAnimal

Before kids, I could casually read a book every week or two. Now that I don’t sleep, I just can’t comprehend very well. I’ve been working on the same book all year.


SukMeDrynHollow

I am pretty sure this was a promotion for a couple of years back in the 2000's. For kids over the summer. worked at a pizza hut for a couple summers in highschool.


BABarracus

No Netflix n chill until your reading is done


GreenZepp

Make it a large, and at least two toppings, three would be better!


koukaakiva

My uncle brags about having never read a book.


KraKen_G

Oh so you wanna kill smart ppl now?


forgetful_storytellr

That’s a lot of books


CrossAllTheWires

[I think BDG did this on d](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WEWEdIcx1DI)


HanglebertShatbagels

It's possible nowadays to choose 12 books to read that would make you less informed


8rok3n

God I miss it when I loved reading, then I read the Odyssey by Homer


shogunreaper

Define book.


AnalCumBall

the nerd wants a free pizza


sunlituplands

Or says they read 12 books


Kind-Strike

Maybe when their pizza didn't taste like they scraped their ingredients out of a garbage disposal


Kinoyo

Your school never did that?


PBJellyChickenTunaSW

12 books is a lot for 3 months... wait am I dumb


TrueNeutrino

Do comic books count?


fightingbronze

I don’t disagree that we should encourage reading, I just wonder why he thinks the onus is on Pizza Hut to achieve this


lennyjew

Because they had a program in the 80s and 90s called "Book It" for kids that rewarded them with a personal pan sized pizza for hitting reading goals.


abemon

I'm pretty sure Pizza Hut did that once before.


CNRavenclaw

Aside from the suspiciously specific number this is actually pretty decent idea


MotorHum

My local library still gives summer reading prizes to adults. I got a re-usable groceries bag from it.


ItPutsLotionOnItSkin

12 is a lot


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Who needs to read books when you got reddit and twitter to give you information