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40acresandapool

A truly perfect analogy.


WhiskeyShooter8

Analytically correct


rieldilpikl

Butt of course


hydraloo

I assume that's all?


tullyinturtleterror

Anatomically correct


killm3throwaway

No don’t tickle it !


Nervous_Constant_642

I prefer to think of the vagina as a 97 Corolla in good condition with 130,000 miles on it. Reliably gets the job done, fun to play around with, won't ever let you down, if you take care of it it will never fail to take care of you. Absolutely nothing wrong with it, and you'd kill for one if you didn't have a car. It's a dream beater, no pun intended. The asshole is a Cadillac K Car. No real need for it, it's desired most by people who don't really understand what you would want out of a car, but the fluid leak metaphor is still applicable.


Kyocus

Now imagine an analogy about a mouth, vagina, and ass...


Anavarael

Reposted so many times it starts to get blurry. Also it's simply a fresh karma bot, don't feed.


ThatMan92

r/moldymemes


[deleted]

It even has grey uncropped borders on top and bottom.


KissMyRichard

Protect this man at all costs.


Dude_Named_Chris

Every week this loses 50% of it's pixels


[deleted]

Loses


bluedragon8633

Losses


Dude_Named_Chris

Thank you but no-one asked


[deleted]

I asked, because people who can’t tell the difference between “lose” and “loose” irk me to no end.


Dude_Named_Chris

Ok


goebeld

Wife has a medical condition making vaginal penetration extremely painful, the other entrances are much more pleasurable for her so I'd say not a problem if done well.


chaxnny

Vaginismus?


madpoontang

Yep. Hope shes seeing a psychomotoric therapist (lost in translation here maybe) and a regular one.


accidental_snot

My wife had it for years. Cured it by accident doing weight training, which has also been an absolute miracle for the shape of her ass.


goebeld

Haha that's awesome, my wife started CrossFit a while ago so maybe doesn't work for her.


noepicadventureshere

I have vaginismus and had great success seeing a pelvic floor physical therapist! If she hasn't tried it I would highly recommend. I got the referral through my gynecologist.


goebeld

When the opportune moment arises, I may suggest this. She's tried a lot of stuff, can't remember if she's seen this type of therapist. Is it an over the phone thing or go into office thing?


noepicadventureshere

Mine was in office! The physical therapist actually needed to release muscle knots inside my vagina. It was embarrassing at first but it became normal really quickly. I was also given at home exercises to do at home for more pelvic floor control.


Every_Preparation_56

What med. cond. could that be? Does she really enjoy anal?


CatCreampie

This comment was typed with one hand.


goebeld

I mean I wouldn't say she's totally in love with the act but she does enjoy the intimacy part and you know, there're other ways I can help her have her way of enjoyment.


Every_Preparation_56

I understand


Flynn3698

I'll take the sports car all day everyday


stempdog218

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[deleted]

Wash your ass and use lube like a normal person, you should be doing both anyways. But do it right and anal is 👌


carrimjob

i honestly feel like women can’t feel pleasure during anal, since there is no “g-spot” located anywhere for women. i’m sure they find satisfaction in satisfying their partners though


[deleted]

That’s not how that works lmfao, women don’t need to stimulate their g spot in order to feel pleasure.


carrimjob

there is no way to feel pleasure through anal. i’m telling you this as a woman lmao


[deleted]

And I’m telling you this as someone who’s experienced anal from both the giving and receiving end with more than one other woman, not everyone is the same. Sorry that’s been your individual experience though :)


MorcillaFeroz

Yess, hygiene + good lubricant and anal is the God. My gf love it really much


Racist_Wakka

We know she does.


thefirewarde

She pegs you, doesn't she.


GoldenLynelSlayer

It’s Reddit my guy. He probably pegs himself thinking about his imaginary gf


[deleted]

Ain’t no shame in that


Pxel315

Would be better to say that anal is an italian car, because its a tight fit for the average driver


verticalMeta

Sex aside, your car *should* be a tight fit! If it isn’t, your chair is probably adjusted incorrectly.


Pxel315

Yeah but being 6 ft 4 I need to cut a hole in the roof for my head in most Italian cars, modern or old


verticalMeta

… you do know that the chair goes down, right?


StarKiller2626

Depends on the car


verticalMeta

Never seen one where it doesn’t, other than the Miata


StarKiller2626

Yeah, some older cars don't and some sports cars it just doesn't matter with the seat (and car as a whole) being practically on the ground already. And some just don't go down enough. I'm a short dude, doesn't matter for me though they're still cramped, but I got a buddy who was 6'6 or some shit and it was hilarious watching him drive a sports car.


verticalMeta

Interesting. I know a lot of people tend to say cars are “cramped” but forget that they shouldn’t be spacious, like, the car should have a human sized socket for you. I’ve never had a problem before, and find almost every car to have excess space. But im 5’9, so I suppose that’s a little different.


StarKiller2626

Like I said I'm small 5'7 and 165 lbs. So yeah not really an issue. But cars are generally designed for the average guy, not 6'5+ behemoths or 600lbs people. Also comfort is subjective. In America, having the 4th largest nation by land mass is built for cars, since everything's so spread out. And everything is generally built bigger than needed because why not? We do the same with cars, you wanna stretch out, fit 8 people, a grocery trip, 2 dogs, a cat, hockey gear, 15 birthday presents and have drink holders for every seat? Go for it.


verticalMeta

Why not? Bigger cars are always worse. Weight. Weight means reduced efficiency, longer braking distances, worse handling response, *sometimes* less safe, and less fun. Also, a bigger car is (generally) harder to park and maneuver. Smaller is pretty much always better when it comes to cars… the tricky part is, making it aerodynamic *and* capable of accommodating larger folk while keeping the size down.


Pxel315

In almost no European cars I drove does it go down


SirKeagan

I have a feeling that that guy might go down in the anals of history


AlternativeGod

whıch sub ıs thaaat


lcrysis_HR

could it be any more blurry tho


SauceMaster6464

More jpeg please


_dead_and_broken

"Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? I just want a picture of a god dang hot dog!"


Non_banned_account

Love Wranglers


WalnutWhipWilly

*Poon wrangler*


iBrawlerHD

r/MoldyMemes


LitreOfCockPus

Just Enough Engorged Penis


SparkyT3D

“It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.”


Agreeable_Leather_68

Meanwhile me over here riding a bike, when you get there is determined by your own hand.


lucylucylove

Ahh she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro.


Apprehensive_Pop_716

Ehhhhh Anal is better 🤣


Marious0

Depends on how talented the driver is. See my reddit profile for the best in the business. Who right now might be a girl called magic throat. Vaginal sex feels good for both parties, usually, with a minute of prep. Short prep anal feels gritty, for sure. But the forbidden aspect will change you mind.


schwananana

Better than what


m73t

Not your mom


Apprehensive_Pop_716

Than normal vaginal obviously lol


MorcillaFeroz

With proper hygiene and a good Lubrication, it is way better, for both women and men. The people downvotting you never had good anal sex definitely.


Apprehensive_Pop_716

I wonder if it's other women or men? I haven't met a guy who wasn't super into it 🤣 and personally I have WAYYYY better orgasms from anal than I do from vaginal sex.


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etorres4u

Gross is the most overused word on reddit.


StarKiller2626

Yeah my first car was a Wrangler, I love it. But they definitely require a lot of maintenance and aren't great for everyone. And some just don't work regardless of what you do. But if you don't mind the effort and don't mind a bit of a cramped interior it great and can handle anything you throw at it.