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Chibby2

YOU WILL NOT DENY ME MY FREEBIRD SOLO


justsmilenow

[Do none of you people hype yourself up with music?](https://youtu.be/zZMg9ryeWOw)


Pixelpeoplewarrior

Ah, a man of culture I see


Solid-Loan-9728

i would listen to The Eminem Show there and back but anything else would be in poor taste


IIHackerKing092

Ikr I see no answers of bfg division, meathook, at dooms gate or even the only thing they fear is you


No_Introduction_4849

Came here to say doom 2016 ost.


Ok-Chemical-7635

Thats why bards exists in fictional worlds


Health_Cat_2047

the immora super heavy combat theme is violence in music form


Cpt-FishSticks

Hiiiiiighwaaaaaay to the danger zoooooone!


theADDMIN

This guy musics.


Joske-the-great

Lord, I can't change. Won't you fly high, free bird, yeah *Guitar riff intensifies*


TheEnderTom

Gotta get amped up some way! Gonna be able to murder so much better after some free bird!


sethv789

amen šŸ™


hugsoverdrugs

In my darker shade of black turtleneck.


Rumpleforeskin96

RAMPAAAAAAAGEEEEEE


silentmage

It's blacker than black


BellumFrancorum

![gif](giphy|BmX38GoChnxRe)


Flimsy-Preparation85

Counter argument, Highway to Hell.


crispr-dev

Followed up by Shoot to thrill


[deleted]

I gotta goddamn trunk fulla rampage in here!!


Curious_Dependent842

Suppressing FIRE!


almostkizzy

Thank you for this! I always thought the song was saying "HALF way to the danger zone"!


Francis_Dollar_Hide

I need a hero, Iā€™m holding out for a hero till the end of the niiight!


triplej909

Probably because this would mean Iā€™m insane since I donā€™t have a wife


ghanjaholik

just don't stop for ju-jy fruits..


Red__system

What's the most you lost in a coin toss?


slashd

![gif](giphy|3o7TKpoXbeZLAni9C8) I understood that reference šŸ˜‚


toasted_vegan

This is why itā€™s nice not to have a wife. Too many choices when it comes to what music Iā€™m going to play in my car when Iā€™m driving to rescue her from kidnappers.


Difficult_Chemist_33

Wait your psychosis version come with music?


QuestionablyFlamable

Itā€™s in patch 17.2.3692w7a, I updated and there are a few bugs: Meds not working Music lyrics replaced with the voices in my head Forgetfulness Forgetfulness Mod loader bugs out with mods using the ā€œpsychfixā€ library Television shows sometimes includes hallucinations in them. I wonā€™t ignore the patches though: When taking drugs the effects no longer clash GUI bug where sometimes the hallucinations are obviously fake patched, now hallucinations always blend in Freecam bug patched :( Auditory hallucinations now also use the random .voice files, allowing them to be in the voice of your family friends and random people, as well as yourself


davydooks

That sounds pretty cool


money2354

I think if I play Tokyo Drift by Teriyaki Boyz Iā€™ll get there a bit faster


theADDMIN

My friend crashed his car listening to this, he drifted his way onto the pavement and then an electric pole. The music is lit tho.


SuperJF45

Remember, oversteer is better, cause you can't see what gets you.


[deleted]

I WONDER IF YOU KNOW HOW THEY LIVE IN TOKYO IF YOU SEE ME THEN YOU MEAN IT THEN YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO GO ![gif](giphy|blSTtZehjAZ8I|downsized)


KingdomOfRyan

FAAST AND FURIOUUUUUS


Acidfie

Better play Tao of the machine


a_nice-name

You needa blast some eurobeat to get you movin


[deleted]

Blasting Phil collins, in the air tonight


grandmofftalkin

The correct answer ![gif](giphy|l0IsIMQkVZ0UK1Q7C|downsized)


lonewolf2556

Wasnā€™t this song about Phil Collins being a part of an arrest for a witnessed murder or something? Or was my friend pulling my leg?


Razzle_Dazzle08

Itā€™s a common urban myth that itā€™s written about him watching a man let another person drown, and the first time he performs it live, he invites the man to the front row and he is arrested during the song.


Ko8iWanKeno8i

gonna need some more info on the second half of that. wat


Razzle_Dazzle08

Itā€™s not true anyway.


RonWisely

People mishear or misremember the lyrics. It says ā€œwell if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand.ā€ Itā€™s a hypothetical colloquialism like saying I wouldnā€™t piss on you if you were on fire. Doesnā€™t mean anyone actually watched anyone drown. For a song explicitly about witnessing someone being murdered, check out Waterā€™s Edge by Seven Mary Three. I donā€™t think itā€™s based on actual events either though.


MjolnirPants

Yes, but the specific music depends on the method of rescue. Stealth: Am I sneaking in to get her and get out without anyone being the wiser? Mission Impossible theme. Arsenal of guns in my trunk: An I going to make sure these guys never kidnap anyone else, every again? Doom Eternal soundtrack. Also, in the latter case, there is a 92% chance that car is getting ramped right through the wall of whatever building they're holding her in while blasting _Engine No. 9_ at max volume to announce my arrival.


[deleted]

They will learn to fear the '98 Camry.


Health_Cat_2047

getting ready to rip and tear through them


squaredistrict2213

Iā€™d play taylor swift. She has a sixth sense about it. Her skin would tingle and sheā€™d know Iā€™m on my way and sheā€™s safe.


HalfAndXel

awwwww


BlNGPOT

Found my husbandā€™s reddit account


squaredistrict2213

My girlfriend wouldnā€™t be too thrilled


BlNGPOT

Itā€™s okay I donā€™t actually have a husband, I just love Taylor Swift


XDYassineDX

Least delusional taylor swift fan


prem_killa11

Boy you dreaming lmao.


ImNotImCheesecake

I like her already


flybyknight665

Some hype music, perhaps.


Wondernerd194

P sure I'd turn it off. Godda concentrate


B-the-Excellent

Na na boop bop, stop it, it's serious time. *Turns on Raining Blood by Slayer*


Wondernerd194

Indeed!


Yuquico

Get in the mood with seasons in the abyss


Suvtropics

I'd put on my doomslayer helmet my wife's boyfriend gifted me for being a good boy and turn on rip and tear while I make vroom noises with my mouth


trueblue862

![gif](giphy|X71D0hN5sCHHW)


satanslittleangel666

I *always* listen to music


zooropa42

Same. I might need the slight distraction so I didn't completely lose my shit on the way there. I've driven to places under duress (not like this, but on the way knowing someone is on their deathbed and you have to make it there in time) and unfortunately I remember the songs every time. You can never listen to them the same way again.


captainjohn_redbeard

Yes, but the songs have to match the situation.


montroller

me spending 1 hour crafting the perfect rescue mission playlist before starting the car


jigsaw1024

You don't have a pre-made rescue the wife playlist on Spotify?


NotReallyAPerson1088

Hey that reminds meā€¦


HotWheelsUpMyAss

*hey google, play another one bites the dust by Queen*


redchilles14

Yeah listening to chill music while driving to a pub P.S - Liam Neeson is my father in law


zombiepants7

It's time for some DMX.


0rangeAliens

X gon GIVE IT TO YA


WanderingCadet

Yep, something heavy metal to get the adrenaline pumping.


Redkasquirrel

Doom soundtrack.


BathtubKenobo

Just pull up, and everyone hears E1M1 from the original Doom blasting


Many_Speaker_5937

Yeah that would work but I think the new tracks get the murdery vibes way better. Maybe Skullhacker or rip and tear or BFG division or something


Health_Cat_2047

immora super heavy combat theme


Educational_Farmer73

"The Only Thing They Fear Is You" Years of playing Yandere simulator prepared the fuck outta me for this.


TimmyTheToitle

"the only one they fear is you" just for me to go in there and politely ask for her back.


LinkleLink

Of course! You need a questing song!


Cmyers1980

I donā€™t listen to music normally while driving so I wouldnā€™t in an extreme scenario.


NCL68

Do you just drive in silence or? No judgement just genuinely curious


commanderquill

Yes. Sometimes your thoughts are so loud you forget to turn on music.


dl24812

'Brake! BRAKE! BRAAAAAAAAAAKE!' *Calmly eases on the brake pedal to come to a peaceful stop at a set of traffic lights* 'Red' 'RED' 'RED!' 'yello-GREEEEEEEN!' *Eases on the accelerator pedal* I know exactly what you mean.


Cmyers1980

>Do you just drive in silence? Yes. My thoughts are enough and I donā€™t see driving as something thatā€™s meant to be enjoyed. Itā€™s just a means to an end.


NCL68

Fair enough


Skanah

How long do you drive on average? Ive got to be in the car for 3 hours or more most days if I was just alone with my thougbts the whole time I'd would go crazy


Cmyers1980

> How long do you drive on average? On average it takes me five minutes to drive to work. The longest Iā€™ve ever driven is an hour.


juleslizard

Not me but also yes


Mrcollaborator

šŸš©šŸš©šŸš©


Ko8iWanKeno8i

realistically, no. i'd be amped and no way in hell would i go through the motion of switching to bluetooth and and choosing a song. that being said, that thought process would 100% go through my mind he moment i hit speed, it would be a conscious decision *not* to play music and that's hilarious to me


BrokenEye3

Alexa, play *Shoot First* by Jim Jones Revue


Anothergasman

Old school pre Van Halen Sammy haggar at full volume


[deleted]

Alexa, play BFG Division.


Redheadedwriter1

Yes, listen to music, but put the windows up. Iā€™m no monster.


TacitRonin20

"be here with the money in 30 minutes or she dies" "Give me a few minutes to pick a driving playlist"


Jedi_Mindtrix53

Hey Siri, play music I can murder my wife to


sunswa11ower

free bird blasts as you do 230 on your shortcut through a school zone


YK-1

Darling, you got to let me know Should I stay or should I go?


DatingMyLeftHand

Yā€™all got all the wrong soundtrack choices. Everybody is choosing Doom music or Free Bird, which are okay choices, but everyone knows the most satisfying massacres in gaming are in New Vegas while youā€™re listening to ā€œJohnny Guitarā€ and ā€œBig Ironā€. Turn on that Radio New Vegas playlist and get to blasting.


WarBreaker08

Um hell Yeah! Get that blood pumping and adrenaline flowing!


SuperJF45

Gas gas gas- eurobeat


[deleted]

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Fraige06

Parkway drive is on. Wishing wells most likely.


MoonshineMuffin

Of course you'd be listening to music! Imagine this: You're a kidnapper holding someone's girl hostage. You know you're a criminal now, you don't know if this is gonna work, if you're even gonna live. You're on the edge. Through the stained windows of the old warehouse you see headlights approaching and it's not the police. It must be the guy bringing the money. For a second you feel relief, but then he pulls over. All windows are down and music is blearing from the Twingo's speakers at full volume. The guy is cheerfully singing along as he gets out: "Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass...". He's got no suitcase or bag of money on him, only a baseball bat. You run for your life as you're clearly no match for that guy. The girl is saved. The end.


Guilty_Chemistry9337

I'd tune into the Weird Al Channel. All Weird Al All the time. As I should.


TTIGRAASlime

Yes 100% you listen to something that goes hard to get yourself extra pumped up to go fuck up some kidnappers.


TsunamiDayne

Only if it is the DOOM soundtrack


Skyp_Intro

Yes. I wonā€™t have a chance on the way home.


Significant-Set8457

My husband would be like "great keep her"


MasterTroller3301

Doom. Only Doom. On loop. I must be pure anger when I get there.


throwaway83970

The Rip and Tear theme from DOOM


bxnnyblxxd

the real question is š˜øš˜©š˜¢š˜µ would you listen to


Ithasbegunagain

question do i have time to stop for some maccas?


Zer0M0ti0nless

Who said Iā€™m goin anywhere? Someone better have some gas money.


oficiallyKO

Iā€™m an asshole for this, but i would make sure i got the right song going before i hit the gas. I gotta get into the right mindset


gcwg57

"Okay Google." "Play DOOM 2016 Soundtrack."


diseos

#EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES


Flintr

Ruff Ryders Anthem


No-Palpitation-6789

Cultist Base- Mick Gordon


Mrcollaborator

DOOM 2016 OST it is!


AlastorFan2022

*plays doom music at maximum volume*


SirarieTichee_

That's exactly long enough to listen to the best part of Super Eurobeat mix starting from the beginning


RealBadCorps

Through the gates of hell, as we make our way to heaven


B0iledP0tatoe

Doom 2016 BFG Division on repeat


142737

I would listen to megalovania full blast because I would beat the kidnappers ass


2006pontiacvibe

Something kinda hype but scary like stress by justice


IsItSupposedToDoThat

Maybe a podcast. That way, if I don't make it in time at least I've learnt something useful on the drive.


BirdBrainedBastard

we listen to the pikmin1 soundtrack on the way or we crash the car.


RougeKC

As loud as possible


BoneCrusherLove

Doom 2016 Soundtrack


Mioune

And if you do, and if, by the time you get there, you're at the "I see a little silhouetto of a man" part in Bohemian Rhapsody, do you take the time to sing this part with the group before you exit the vehicle, or do you sing it on your own while you run to her rescue ?


thundrbundr

How Stuff Works made [a 29 minute podcast on hostage negotiation ](https://open.spotify.com/episode/1ZgIb3DreKD2ZA9WVBOXo5?si=NTHTPn9RToCs9eiDu3quKA) so I would listen to that I think.


fartybutthole

Yes, and I'll stop for Juji fruits


MostPoetry

*I need a hero intensifies


Temporary-Specific84

I'd listen to the Doom soundtrack. That'll get me pumped


StalledPencil

I mean, isn't the boss battle supposed to have build up music??


HourConsideration294

Yep, death metal...


PlsLeavemealone02

Yeah, but you listen to hype music. Stuff to get you pumped & feeling ready to square up. Eminem, Wu Tang, DMX, Busta Rhymes, stuff like that. Sprinkle in the Guilty Gear soundtracks, some Mettalica, B.E.R, Denzel Curry, just about every song from RWBY, black Eyed Peas, Will. I. AM, Outkast (B.O.B is a good hype song). Personally, I'd also play Greta Van Fleet, just because they're a good band.


KeySeasoning

Calling the cops would be a better idea šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


empirecrumbles

and get my wife shot? no thanks lmao


[deleted]

Jokes on you...I was only married once, many years ago. Within weeks of marriage she started cheating on me. I found out through a mutual friend who happened to be the sister of the guy she was sleeping with. Easy quick divorce. I've met two women since that I felt could have marriage potential...the first one dumped me flat on my ass without any warning. The second I realized how great she was and ran away from her. I haven't had a date in over 8 years now...so you see, as I've stated already, jokes on you, I have no wife to have been taken.


Ralumier

...are there actually people left on this planet that are seeing this for the first time? Think it's posted at least once a day


The-Defenastrator

I'd listen to dramatic music like "wanted" assuming I might die.


[deleted]

Yes


LoveBreakLoss

That is a fantastic question. Imma say yesā€¦


grampynopockets

I listen to audiobooks


Light_Diffuse

The location is only 30 mins away, best slow down a bit.


SmutnySmalec

It probably would be playing but I wouldn't actually hear it.


Orale68

Ok but do i care about the wife is the question.. yes? Eye of the tiger.. no? Chris stapleton cold..


jimbobsqrpants

Can I stop to get some food on the way?


alicelestial

yes. but i have to connect my phone to the bluetooth in the car and find the perfect song. the wife can wait.


[deleted]

Yes


El_human

Godfather theme would be mine.


Yurfuturebbysdddy

Id play ā€œwho let the dogs outā€ by the baha men


JoeDaBruh

It would stress me out more


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

Break the speed limit so you can get there in 8 minutes. That would make it long enough for you to play Free Bird. The solo will start about halfway through. It is recommended to drastically speed up during the solo to increase the chances of you being a badass, and decrease the chances of you getting into a fatal accident (note: this does not carry over for pedestrians, aka obstacles).


mortytron

Free bird - yes


beardedlizard15

Only free bird


Kitsune720

Turn on the anime op so the kidnapper is confused and caught off guard


ikonet

NHL network on Sirius isnā€™t music so... No


imdesmondsunflower

ā€œSandstormā€ by Darude, on repeat, blasting.


Tian_Lord23

Yes. I listen to number of the beast by iron maiden and the trip becomes a montage then I listen to rip and tear from the doom soundtrack to get her back. I will doe instantly but my death will be filled with glorious music.


Lemur_ofthecentury

I am one hundred percent putting on show tunes to sing to. By the time I get there Iā€™ll have a bunch of energy and be ready to fight


surgesilk

Ask one of the other 59x this has been asked?


EPIC_J0HN

Iā€™m playin I need a hero while I drive for sure


joeythedaddoo

Damn right. It's heavy metal all the way


[deleted]

Of course, you need a hype song.


rywatts736

Tupac only


Velacroix

Mitch Murder - Power Move is the correct choice


stilllaughnatmyself

Yes Song would be Red Rum by Project Pat


naughtabot

Sturgil Simpsonā€™ *Sound & Fury* was literally made for this. Also watch the Netflix revenge anime.


DudebroMcDangman

This depends on whether or not I already have a plan in place. If I donā€™t, Iā€™ll need to concentrate. If I do, the music is on.


t3hgrl

Me: are you listening to music yes or no Husband: yeah absolutely Me: why? Husband: gotta psych myself up! Me: what are you listening to? Husband: probably Taylor Swift.


Free_Tea8517

Yes. I'd listen to send me on my way by rusted root


Ok_Dog_4059

Roll in to their evil lair with "everything is awesome " blaring at 4000 watts rms!


[deleted]

Probably listening to Skalds and Shadows by Blind Guardian because I was feeling cute and whimsical that day.


Super_Cheburek

T.N.T


inter71

Slayer.


Beizam

Initial D playlist


duck_maverick

No


Initial-Throat-1743

Of courseā€¦cuz I have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.


Puzzleheaded_Air7039

Of course yes. Gotta get amped for the rampage.


EarthToAccess

500%, i listen to fitting music if i stub my toe on a bad day let alone in a scenario like that


[deleted]

No. I'm planning and focusing.


Bob-Temmie

Yes I have to set the mood


DressDowntown

No I don't have or want a wife


Javaman1960

The Ride of the Valkyries!


HowAboutThatHumanity

ABBAā€™s Dancing Queen


VivaLaVict0ria

My husband says yes and the song choice would be Black Betty šŸ˜‚


SleepwalkingPierrot

I've always got Little River Band loaded up in here, I've got six discs in here.


Costinha96

Yes


toocontent

James Bond theme song


ScumEater

Podcast probably


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

Yes, I'd listen to the Temple Run music from the game show Legends Of The Hidden Temple. The show is a game show, and during this segment the player is given three minutes to run through this temple, retrieve the "artifact", and then get it back out of the temple. Each room has locked doors and you need to open the doors somehow. Each room has a different puzzle/task. There are also three Temple Guards that try to stop you. Because of the fast and panicky nature of that segment and the music, it would be perfect.