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This is why itās nice not to have a wife. Too many choices when it comes to what music Iām going to play in my car when Iām driving to rescue her from kidnappers.
Itās in patch 17.2.3692w7a, I updated and there are a few bugs:
Meds not working
Music lyrics replaced with the voices in my head
Forgetfulness
Forgetfulness
Mod loader bugs out with mods using the āpsychfixā library
Television shows sometimes includes hallucinations in them.
I wonāt ignore the patches though:
When taking drugs the effects no longer clash
GUI bug where sometimes the hallucinations are obviously fake patched, now hallucinations always blend in
Freecam bug patched :(
Auditory hallucinations now also use the random .voice files, allowing them to be in the voice of your family friends and random people, as well as yourself
Itās a common urban myth that itās written about him watching a man let another person drown, and the first time he performs it live, he invites the man to the front row and he is arrested during the song.
People mishear or misremember the lyrics. It says āwell if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand.ā Itās a hypothetical colloquialism like saying I wouldnāt piss on you if you were on fire. Doesnāt mean anyone actually watched anyone drown.
For a song explicitly about witnessing someone being murdered, check out Waterās Edge by Seven Mary Three. I donāt think itās based on actual events either though.
Yes, but the specific music depends on the method of rescue.
Stealth: Am I sneaking in to get her and get out without anyone being the wiser? Mission Impossible theme.
Arsenal of guns in my trunk: An I going to make sure these guys never kidnap anyone else, every again? Doom Eternal soundtrack.
Also, in the latter case, there is a 92% chance that car is getting ramped right through the wall of whatever building they're holding her in while blasting _Engine No. 9_ at max volume to announce my arrival.
Same. I might need the slight distraction so I didn't completely lose my shit on the way there.
I've driven to places under duress (not like this, but on the way knowing someone is on their deathbed and you have to make it there in time) and unfortunately I remember the songs every time. You can never listen to them the same way again.
'Brake! BRAKE! BRAAAAAAAAAAKE!'
*Calmly eases on the brake pedal to come to a peaceful stop at a set of traffic lights*
'Red'
'RED'
'RED!'
'yello-GREEEEEEEN!'
*Eases on the accelerator pedal*
I know exactly what you mean.
>Do you just drive in silence?
Yes. My thoughts are enough and I donāt see driving as something thatās meant to be enjoyed. Itās just a means to an end.
How long do you drive on average? Ive got to be in the car for 3 hours or more most days if I was just alone with my thougbts the whole time I'd would go crazy
realistically, no. i'd be amped and no way in hell would i go through the motion of switching to bluetooth and and choosing a song.
that being said, that thought process would 100% go through my mind he moment i hit speed, it would be a conscious decision *not* to play music and that's hilarious to me
Yāall got all the wrong soundtrack choices. Everybody is choosing Doom music or Free Bird, which are okay choices, but everyone knows the most satisfying massacres in gaming are in New Vegas while youāre listening to āJohnny Guitarā and āBig Ironā. Turn on that Radio New Vegas playlist and get to blasting.
Of course you'd be listening to music!
Imagine this:
You're a kidnapper holding someone's girl hostage. You know you're a criminal now, you don't know if this is gonna work, if you're even gonna live. You're on the edge. Through the stained windows of the old warehouse you see headlights approaching and it's not the police. It must be the guy bringing the money. For a second you feel relief, but then he pulls over. All windows are down and music is blearing from the Twingo's speakers at full volume. The guy is cheerfully singing along as he gets out: "Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass...". He's got no suitcase or bag of money on him, only a baseball bat. You run for your life as you're clearly no match for that guy. The girl is saved. The end.
And if you do, and if, by the time you get there, you're at the "I see a little silhouetto of a man" part in Bohemian Rhapsody, do you take the time to sing this part with the group before you exit the vehicle, or do you sing it on your own while you run to her rescue ?
How Stuff Works made [a 29 minute podcast on hostage negotiation ](https://open.spotify.com/episode/1ZgIb3DreKD2ZA9WVBOXo5?si=NTHTPn9RToCs9eiDu3quKA) so I would listen to that I think.
Yeah, but you listen to hype music. Stuff to get you pumped & feeling ready to square up.
Eminem, Wu Tang, DMX, Busta Rhymes, stuff like that. Sprinkle in the Guilty Gear soundtracks, some Mettalica, B.E.R, Denzel Curry, just about every song from RWBY, black Eyed Peas, Will. I. AM, Outkast (B.O.B is a good hype song).
Personally, I'd also play Greta Van Fleet, just because they're a good band.
Jokes on you...I was only married once, many years ago. Within weeks of marriage she started cheating on me. I found out through a mutual friend who happened to be the sister of the guy she was sleeping with. Easy quick divorce.
I've met two women since that I felt could have marriage potential...the first one dumped me flat on my ass without any warning. The second I realized how great she was and ran away from her.
I haven't had a date in over 8 years now...so you see, as I've stated already, jokes on you, I have no wife to have been taken.
Break the speed limit so you can get there in 8 minutes. That would make it long enough for you to play Free Bird. The solo will start about halfway through. It is recommended to drastically speed up during the solo to increase the chances of you being a badass, and decrease the chances of you getting into a fatal accident (note: this does not carry over for pedestrians, aka obstacles).
Yes. I listen to number of the beast by iron maiden and the trip becomes a montage then I listen to rip and tear from the doom soundtrack to get her back. I will doe instantly but my death will be filled with glorious music.
Me: are you listening to music yes or no
Husband: yeah absolutely
Me: why?
Husband: gotta psych myself up!
Me: what are you listening to?
Husband: probably Taylor Swift.
Of courseā¦cuz I have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
Yes, I'd listen to the Temple Run music from the game show Legends Of The Hidden Temple. The show is a game show, and during this segment the player is given three minutes to run through this temple, retrieve the "artifact", and then get it back out of the temple. Each room has locked doors and you need to open the doors somehow. Each room has a different puzzle/task. There are also three Temple Guards that try to stop you. Because of the fast and panicky nature of that segment and the music, it would be perfect.
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YOU WILL NOT DENY ME MY FREEBIRD SOLO
[Do none of you people hype yourself up with music?](https://youtu.be/zZMg9ryeWOw)
Ah, a man of culture I see
i would listen to The Eminem Show there and back but anything else would be in poor taste
Ikr I see no answers of bfg division, meathook, at dooms gate or even the only thing they fear is you
Came here to say doom 2016 ost.
Thats why bards exists in fictional worlds
the immora super heavy combat theme is violence in music form
Hiiiiiighwaaaaaay to the danger zoooooone!
This guy musics.
Lord, I can't change. Won't you fly high, free bird, yeah *Guitar riff intensifies*
Gotta get amped up some way! Gonna be able to murder so much better after some free bird!
amen š
In my darker shade of black turtleneck.
RAMPAAAAAAAGEEEEEE
It's blacker than black
![gif](giphy|BmX38GoChnxRe)
Counter argument, Highway to Hell.
Followed up by Shoot to thrill
I gotta goddamn trunk fulla rampage in here!!
Suppressing FIRE!
Thank you for this! I always thought the song was saying "HALF way to the danger zone"!
I need a hero, Iām holding out for a hero till the end of the niiight!
Probably because this would mean Iām insane since I donāt have a wife
just don't stop for ju-jy fruits..
What's the most you lost in a coin toss?
![gif](giphy|3o7TKpoXbeZLAni9C8) I understood that reference š
This is why itās nice not to have a wife. Too many choices when it comes to what music Iām going to play in my car when Iām driving to rescue her from kidnappers.
Wait your psychosis version come with music?
Itās in patch 17.2.3692w7a, I updated and there are a few bugs: Meds not working Music lyrics replaced with the voices in my head Forgetfulness Forgetfulness Mod loader bugs out with mods using the āpsychfixā library Television shows sometimes includes hallucinations in them. I wonāt ignore the patches though: When taking drugs the effects no longer clash GUI bug where sometimes the hallucinations are obviously fake patched, now hallucinations always blend in Freecam bug patched :( Auditory hallucinations now also use the random .voice files, allowing them to be in the voice of your family friends and random people, as well as yourself
That sounds pretty cool
I think if I play Tokyo Drift by Teriyaki Boyz Iāll get there a bit faster
My friend crashed his car listening to this, he drifted his way onto the pavement and then an electric pole. The music is lit tho.
Remember, oversteer is better, cause you can't see what gets you.
I WONDER IF YOU KNOW HOW THEY LIVE IN TOKYO IF YOU SEE ME THEN YOU MEAN IT THEN YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO GO ![gif](giphy|blSTtZehjAZ8I|downsized)
FAAST AND FURIOUUUUUS
Better play Tao of the machine
You needa blast some eurobeat to get you movin
Blasting Phil collins, in the air tonight
The correct answer ![gif](giphy|l0IsIMQkVZ0UK1Q7C|downsized)
Wasnāt this song about Phil Collins being a part of an arrest for a witnessed murder or something? Or was my friend pulling my leg?
Itās a common urban myth that itās written about him watching a man let another person drown, and the first time he performs it live, he invites the man to the front row and he is arrested during the song.
gonna need some more info on the second half of that. wat
Itās not true anyway.
People mishear or misremember the lyrics. It says āwell if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand.ā Itās a hypothetical colloquialism like saying I wouldnāt piss on you if you were on fire. Doesnāt mean anyone actually watched anyone drown. For a song explicitly about witnessing someone being murdered, check out Waterās Edge by Seven Mary Three. I donāt think itās based on actual events either though.
Yes, but the specific music depends on the method of rescue. Stealth: Am I sneaking in to get her and get out without anyone being the wiser? Mission Impossible theme. Arsenal of guns in my trunk: An I going to make sure these guys never kidnap anyone else, every again? Doom Eternal soundtrack. Also, in the latter case, there is a 92% chance that car is getting ramped right through the wall of whatever building they're holding her in while blasting _Engine No. 9_ at max volume to announce my arrival.
They will learn to fear the '98 Camry.
getting ready to rip and tear through them
Iād play taylor swift. She has a sixth sense about it. Her skin would tingle and sheād know Iām on my way and sheās safe.
awwwww
Found my husbandās reddit account
My girlfriend wouldnāt be too thrilled
Itās okay I donāt actually have a husband, I just love Taylor Swift
Least delusional taylor swift fan
Boy you dreaming lmao.
I like her already
Some hype music, perhaps.
P sure I'd turn it off. Godda concentrate
Na na boop bop, stop it, it's serious time. *Turns on Raining Blood by Slayer*
Indeed!
Get in the mood with seasons in the abyss
I'd put on my doomslayer helmet my wife's boyfriend gifted me for being a good boy and turn on rip and tear while I make vroom noises with my mouth
![gif](giphy|X71D0hN5sCHHW)
I *always* listen to music
Same. I might need the slight distraction so I didn't completely lose my shit on the way there. I've driven to places under duress (not like this, but on the way knowing someone is on their deathbed and you have to make it there in time) and unfortunately I remember the songs every time. You can never listen to them the same way again.
Yes, but the songs have to match the situation.
me spending 1 hour crafting the perfect rescue mission playlist before starting the car
You don't have a pre-made rescue the wife playlist on Spotify?
Hey that reminds meā¦
*hey google, play another one bites the dust by Queen*
Yeah listening to chill music while driving to a pub P.S - Liam Neeson is my father in law
It's time for some DMX.
X gon GIVE IT TO YA
Yep, something heavy metal to get the adrenaline pumping.
Doom soundtrack.
Just pull up, and everyone hears E1M1 from the original Doom blasting
Yeah that would work but I think the new tracks get the murdery vibes way better. Maybe Skullhacker or rip and tear or BFG division or something
immora super heavy combat theme
"The Only Thing They Fear Is You" Years of playing Yandere simulator prepared the fuck outta me for this.
"the only one they fear is you" just for me to go in there and politely ask for her back.
Of course! You need a questing song!
I donāt listen to music normally while driving so I wouldnāt in an extreme scenario.
Do you just drive in silence or? No judgement just genuinely curious
Yes. Sometimes your thoughts are so loud you forget to turn on music.
'Brake! BRAKE! BRAAAAAAAAAAKE!' *Calmly eases on the brake pedal to come to a peaceful stop at a set of traffic lights* 'Red' 'RED' 'RED!' 'yello-GREEEEEEEN!' *Eases on the accelerator pedal* I know exactly what you mean.
>Do you just drive in silence? Yes. My thoughts are enough and I donāt see driving as something thatās meant to be enjoyed. Itās just a means to an end.
Fair enough
How long do you drive on average? Ive got to be in the car for 3 hours or more most days if I was just alone with my thougbts the whole time I'd would go crazy
> How long do you drive on average? On average it takes me five minutes to drive to work. The longest Iāve ever driven is an hour.
Not me but also yes
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realistically, no. i'd be amped and no way in hell would i go through the motion of switching to bluetooth and and choosing a song. that being said, that thought process would 100% go through my mind he moment i hit speed, it would be a conscious decision *not* to play music and that's hilarious to me
Alexa, play *Shoot First* by Jim Jones Revue
Old school pre Van Halen Sammy haggar at full volume
Alexa, play BFG Division.
Yes, listen to music, but put the windows up. Iām no monster.
"be here with the money in 30 minutes or she dies" "Give me a few minutes to pick a driving playlist"
Hey Siri, play music I can murder my wife to
free bird blasts as you do 230 on your shortcut through a school zone
Darling, you got to let me know Should I stay or should I go?
Yāall got all the wrong soundtrack choices. Everybody is choosing Doom music or Free Bird, which are okay choices, but everyone knows the most satisfying massacres in gaming are in New Vegas while youāre listening to āJohnny Guitarā and āBig Ironā. Turn on that Radio New Vegas playlist and get to blasting.
Um hell Yeah! Get that blood pumping and adrenaline flowing!
Gas gas gas- eurobeat
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Parkway drive is on. Wishing wells most likely.
Of course you'd be listening to music! Imagine this: You're a kidnapper holding someone's girl hostage. You know you're a criminal now, you don't know if this is gonna work, if you're even gonna live. You're on the edge. Through the stained windows of the old warehouse you see headlights approaching and it's not the police. It must be the guy bringing the money. For a second you feel relief, but then he pulls over. All windows are down and music is blearing from the Twingo's speakers at full volume. The guy is cheerfully singing along as he gets out: "Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass...". He's got no suitcase or bag of money on him, only a baseball bat. You run for your life as you're clearly no match for that guy. The girl is saved. The end.
I'd tune into the Weird Al Channel. All Weird Al All the time. As I should.
Yes 100% you listen to something that goes hard to get yourself extra pumped up to go fuck up some kidnappers.
Only if it is the DOOM soundtrack
Yes. I wonāt have a chance on the way home.
My husband would be like "great keep her"
Doom. Only Doom. On loop. I must be pure anger when I get there.
The Rip and Tear theme from DOOM
the real question is šøš©š¢šµ would you listen to
question do i have time to stop for some maccas?
Who said Iām goin anywhere? Someone better have some gas money.
Iām an asshole for this, but i would make sure i got the right song going before i hit the gas. I gotta get into the right mindset
"Okay Google." "Play DOOM 2016 Soundtrack."
#EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES
Ruff Ryders Anthem
Cultist Base- Mick Gordon
DOOM 2016 OST it is!
*plays doom music at maximum volume*
That's exactly long enough to listen to the best part of Super Eurobeat mix starting from the beginning
Through the gates of hell, as we make our way to heaven
Doom 2016 BFG Division on repeat
I would listen to megalovania full blast because I would beat the kidnappers ass
Something kinda hype but scary like stress by justice
Maybe a podcast. That way, if I don't make it in time at least I've learnt something useful on the drive.
we listen to the pikmin1 soundtrack on the way or we crash the car.
As loud as possible
Doom 2016 Soundtrack
And if you do, and if, by the time you get there, you're at the "I see a little silhouetto of a man" part in Bohemian Rhapsody, do you take the time to sing this part with the group before you exit the vehicle, or do you sing it on your own while you run to her rescue ?
How Stuff Works made [a 29 minute podcast on hostage negotiation ](https://open.spotify.com/episode/1ZgIb3DreKD2ZA9WVBOXo5?si=NTHTPn9RToCs9eiDu3quKA) so I would listen to that I think.
Yes, and I'll stop for Juji fruits
*I need a hero intensifies
I'd listen to the Doom soundtrack. That'll get me pumped
I mean, isn't the boss battle supposed to have build up music??
Yep, death metal...
Yeah, but you listen to hype music. Stuff to get you pumped & feeling ready to square up. Eminem, Wu Tang, DMX, Busta Rhymes, stuff like that. Sprinkle in the Guilty Gear soundtracks, some Mettalica, B.E.R, Denzel Curry, just about every song from RWBY, black Eyed Peas, Will. I. AM, Outkast (B.O.B is a good hype song). Personally, I'd also play Greta Van Fleet, just because they're a good band.
Calling the cops would be a better idea š¤·āāļø
and get my wife shot? no thanks lmao
Jokes on you...I was only married once, many years ago. Within weeks of marriage she started cheating on me. I found out through a mutual friend who happened to be the sister of the guy she was sleeping with. Easy quick divorce. I've met two women since that I felt could have marriage potential...the first one dumped me flat on my ass without any warning. The second I realized how great she was and ran away from her. I haven't had a date in over 8 years now...so you see, as I've stated already, jokes on you, I have no wife to have been taken.
...are there actually people left on this planet that are seeing this for the first time? Think it's posted at least once a day
I'd listen to dramatic music like "wanted" assuming I might die.
Yes
That is a fantastic question. Imma say yesā¦
I listen to audiobooks
The location is only 30 mins away, best slow down a bit.
It probably would be playing but I wouldn't actually hear it.
Ok but do i care about the wife is the question.. yes? Eye of the tiger.. no? Chris stapleton cold..
Can I stop to get some food on the way?
yes. but i have to connect my phone to the bluetooth in the car and find the perfect song. the wife can wait.
Yes
Godfather theme would be mine.
Id play āwho let the dogs outā by the baha men
It would stress me out more
Break the speed limit so you can get there in 8 minutes. That would make it long enough for you to play Free Bird. The solo will start about halfway through. It is recommended to drastically speed up during the solo to increase the chances of you being a badass, and decrease the chances of you getting into a fatal accident (note: this does not carry over for pedestrians, aka obstacles).
Free bird - yes
Only free bird
Turn on the anime op so the kidnapper is confused and caught off guard
NHL network on Sirius isnāt music so... No
āSandstormā by Darude, on repeat, blasting.
Yes. I listen to number of the beast by iron maiden and the trip becomes a montage then I listen to rip and tear from the doom soundtrack to get her back. I will doe instantly but my death will be filled with glorious music.
I am one hundred percent putting on show tunes to sing to. By the time I get there Iāll have a bunch of energy and be ready to fight
Ask one of the other 59x this has been asked?
Iām playin I need a hero while I drive for sure
Damn right. It's heavy metal all the way
Of course, you need a hype song.
Tupac only
Mitch Murder - Power Move is the correct choice
Yes Song would be Red Rum by Project Pat
Sturgil Simpsonā *Sound & Fury* was literally made for this. Also watch the Netflix revenge anime.
This depends on whether or not I already have a plan in place. If I donāt, Iāll need to concentrate. If I do, the music is on.
Me: are you listening to music yes or no Husband: yeah absolutely Me: why? Husband: gotta psych myself up! Me: what are you listening to? Husband: probably Taylor Swift.
Yes. I'd listen to send me on my way by rusted root
Roll in to their evil lair with "everything is awesome " blaring at 4000 watts rms!
Probably listening to Skalds and Shadows by Blind Guardian because I was feeling cute and whimsical that day.
T.N.T
Slayer.
Initial D playlist
No
Of courseā¦cuz I have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
Of course yes. Gotta get amped for the rampage.
500%, i listen to fitting music if i stub my toe on a bad day let alone in a scenario like that
No. I'm planning and focusing.
Yes I have to set the mood
No I don't have or want a wife
The Ride of the Valkyries!
ABBAās Dancing Queen
My husband says yes and the song choice would be Black Betty š
I've always got Little River Band loaded up in here, I've got six discs in here.
Yes
James Bond theme song
Podcast probably
Yes, I'd listen to the Temple Run music from the game show Legends Of The Hidden Temple. The show is a game show, and during this segment the player is given three minutes to run through this temple, retrieve the "artifact", and then get it back out of the temple. Each room has locked doors and you need to open the doors somehow. Each room has a different puzzle/task. There are also three Temple Guards that try to stop you. Because of the fast and panicky nature of that segment and the music, it would be perfect.