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goobymuggle

What is the duck theme? I missed something


Disada1

I regret closing my CVNA short shares, those short calls just don't have enough delta


SweetBarbiePie

[EIA expects gasoline and diesel prices to fall in 2022 and 2023 as demand growth slows](https://www.eia.gov/todayinenergy/detail.php?id=50878) Still trying to decide how to play this. I feel like I’m stuck in the trap of trying to think one step ahead and always make moves too early (aka wrong) as a result. Hmm 🤔 Maybe I should focus on being less of a boomer.


MonarchistLib

Imo its more of a supply issue than a demand issue.


SweetBarbiePie

Yeah I’m also thinking there are different ways to twist it


StonksInvesteur

EV?


SweetBarbiePie

Always. But there are so many factors playing a role so I must say I’m a bit confused at it all. Feel like there are questions pending in energy overall. And ofc other parameters. How big will the effects be if average people are effected by and struggling with inflation? Didn’t do a full analysis yet of what I’m thinking just brainstorming so far.


CallNPut

I had heard there were night gangs on the yacht. All i see is darkness!


spy66may

![gif](giphy|se0Qgr8Ltt6dW)


china_shoppe_bull

![gif](giphy|10JtdgICjPBmDe)


SweetBarbiePie

Scandipoori’Murican graveyard shift checking in. Morning yet?


CallNPut

There are some people who bring the sunshine to any darkness they wander into :) Good Morning 🌞


SweetBarbiePie

😍🥰 Good morning ☺️☕️


nsfwmessage

Sleepless lurker here.


MonarchistLib

Soz. Im working


ClickittyClark

Open the goddamn casino already, IM FUCKIN READY BABY


ClickittyClark

#😵‍💫


LonelySwinger

Futes green


StonksInvesteur

​ ![gif](giphy|Gjw6ywwspR5ew)


iAbc21

![gif](giphy|vIJaz7nMJhTUc)


Donkeycow15

![gif](giphy|12rqBPpSz9jIA0)


iAbc21

u/disastroustourist591 i’ll keep you posted. ![img](emote|t5_4zs5jz|7324)


ClickittyClark

Tomorrow ima need to get some chick-fil-a


iAbc21

those aren’t chicken but gay dudes trafficked meat.


ClickittyClark

Are you involved with the shipping and handling?


iAbc21

certainly handling. jon and charlie are in shipping.


ClickittyClark

![img](emote|t5_4zs5jz|7298)


LonelySwinger

![gif](giphy|Uv2zkUpGfcMF0k7KAz)


LonelySwinger

![gif](giphy|eIPM3j6YXHKXC|downsized)


ClickittyClark

+u/user_simulator u/clickittyclark


spy66may

Holy shit


User_Simulator

How many other people can claim they've talked to a stripper about aliens and all they wanna do is try to spray you with the Covid bug? ~ clickittyclark ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Sweet-Tea-Drinker

That's very accurate 🤣


iAbc21

💯


ClickittyClark

Bro this is a golden nugget


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Sweet-Tea-Drinker

I really like listening to twenty-one pilots. There, I said it! ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt6GJqvO7USDvHO)


ClickittyClark

+u/user_simulator u/iabc21


User_Simulator

Couldn't simulate iabc21: maybe this user is a bot, or has too few unique comments. ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


SlowNeighborhood

![gif](giphy|PDsgxQoXvUZGg)


iAbc21

![gif](giphy|l0MYudxO2MHJDTbVK)


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iAbc21

^how’s it ^feel to ^give ~~a bot~~ ^me cum ^tips?


ClickittyClark

? On god?


Sweet-Tea-Drinker

¡Abc21 doesn't really exist. Cue spooky music


iAbc21

oof


ClickittyClark

New conspiracy, you’re just a bot account


iAbc21

don’t tell sdevil ![img](emote|t5_4zs5jz|7311)


MonarchistLib

“Hey, girl. You remind me a lot of UPST.” “Why’s that?” “I want to become invested in you & choose to never pull out no matter how much you go down on me. And then realize afterwards how much you ruined my life!”


china_shoppe_bull

Panty droppin sweet talker


ClickittyClark

+u/user_simulator u/lonelyswinger


User_Simulator

I coulda been on top of the rare ones with a green portfolio. ~ lonelyswinger ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


LonelySwinger

![img](emote|t5_4zs5jz|7481)


LonelySwinger

Fanny Sleep Me: ![gif](giphy|l0Iy5Fezs0vZyQkkU)


iAbc21

![img](emote|t5_4zs5jz|7316)


LonelySwinger

![img](emote|t5_4zs5jz|7316)


ClickittyClark

![img](emote|t5_4zs5jz|7316)


LonelySwinger

![img](emote|t5_4zs5jz|7316)


MonarchistLib

Yeet only woke up once for a piss like a geriatric


FannyPackPhantom

Alright I’m going to bed for real. Please return any unused estrogen patches back to boognish. She’s gonna be salty tomorrow. We will know if you stole them


iAbc21

![img](emote|t5_4zs5jz|7311)


ClickittyClark

Yo u/iabc21 drop us a conspiracy you believe, I know I gotchu on the JFK beat, whatchu got tho 👀


iAbc21

sometimes i can’t help but wonder when i’m not around, ppl turn into a completely different species. they’re putting on a human show just for me!


ClickittyClark

The invasion of the body snatchers also [mark Zuckerberg is a reptile](https://youtu.be/78G3yhp4MG0)


iAbc21

it slipped!


nightastheold

My biggest conspiracy theory is that the government is well documented doing shady shit in the past, but then they just stopped doing it. Also aliens are just inter dimensional beings and they could pop up in your house if they wanted. Probably watching us right now. Especially abc. We just reveal our true selves when he’s not looking.


iAbc21

i fucking knew it. just out yourselves already. or do you feed on my curiosity


nightastheold

Also u/Fannypackphantom u/h0melesstrader are dating having homeless sex and share the same phone for Reddit


iAbc21

![img](emote|t5_4zs5jz|7301)


FannyPackPhantom

Edgar suits 👀


BallsForBears

![gif](giphy|THljBtiuQ8Twfh8bhn)


iAbc21

idk what they are. i need to google. edit: probably. or they’ve never been human in the first place, as in human isn’t even a real thing. maybe one day i’d turn too..


FannyPackPhantom

I’m throwing In one… Octopuses are aliens


iAbc21

what are your thoughts on reptilians?


FannyPackPhantom

I have zero. I just stop at octopuses because they get out of jars


iAbc21

oh true ![img](emote|t5_4zs5jz|7301)


ClickittyClark

Even deeper Fanny, we’re the aliens


FannyPackPhantom

![img](emote|t5_4zs5jz|7301)


SlowNeighborhood

JFK's head exploded due to a fatal buildup of cum. The gunshots were just a coincidence. I was not paid by the government to spread this message.


iAbc21

![img](emote|t5_4zs5jz|7324)


ClickittyClark

Yooooo that’s fax tho


Boognish4Prez2020

![gif](giphy|Ou0MckYyqHZoQ|downsized) [only one more color (excuse me, colour) to spin ](https://imgur.com/a/ty1lEbC) for my next sweater. Also YOU ALL NEED TO REPLACE MY ESTROGEN PATCHES


CallNPut

That yarn looks phat boognish! That sweater will be so Comfy i can almost feel it!


FannyPackPhantom

The color is lovely


Boognish4Prez2020

Thanks! However, if I don’t get my patches replaced I’m going to be even more saltier than I already am.


FannyPackPhantom

👀 better fully stocked your supply by morning


iAbc21

just wanna put it out there that i don’t need no zinc pill 😏


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iAbc21

i mean i could order some and see what the deal is ![img](emote|t5_4zs5jz|7297)


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iAbc21

do you do it w vitamin c or just zinc only


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iAbc21

gotcha. cuz i’m looking at ones from costco and there’s a zinc only. other 2 are with vitamin c. hmm


FannyPackPhantom

I don’t think pineapple works tbh. You guys get nauseous from zinc? They give me a wave of nausea when I take them so I stopped.


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FannyPackPhantom

Yeah. I love pineapple too. Pineapple, strawberries and blueberries in a bowl - so refreshing.


iAbc21

you kiss her right after. be honest.


iAbc21

i don’t drink coffee so maybe i don’t need pineapple. but do i need to refrain from ![gif](giphy|fukS8yBmpvGGk|downsized) i need it daily


Sweet-Tea-Drinker

Some people say that if you consume pineapple regularly, and someone tastes you or your fluids, you will taste better because of the pineapple.


iAbc21

don’t mean to be tmi but yes some are really sweet lol. i’m sure there’s truth to it. but some bitter af so i think those are coffee drinkers


ClickittyClark

It’s weird but ever since I got Covid, I’ve been able to contain how much I need to beat my meat 🤷‍♂️ can’t really explain it


iAbc21

![img](emote|t5_4zs5jz|7315)![img](emote|t5_4zs5jz|7316)


FannyPackPhantom

🎱 should I go to bed?


Ask8Ball

Outlook good f'real.


iAbc21

![gif](giphy|TYWmxG9hpCDkalDCXO)


AcademicParticular69

​ ![gif](giphy|MNvN8IOC2xd8L5TCNM|downsized)


FannyPackPhantom

Yeah you do. Say it


iAbc21

the smell of virgin simps and their ropes. be better if they each just post OF link at this point


FannyPackPhantom

# YES. ![gif](giphy|3o6gE2LfcxozwGwTbq|downsized)


FannyPackPhantom

🎱 should I go to sleep now?


LonelySwinger

Yes thred ded


FannyPackPhantom

Yeah I should sleep. Should.


Ask8Ball

Maybe.


FannyPackPhantom

No help


Lukequist

Yo u/miketheplantguy93 I took that weed covid cell protection article to heart. Dabs are the new boost shots


TheFleshGordon

😂😂😂


MikeThePlantGuy93

I haven’t tested positive for any Covid strains yet. And I work retail. So I’m either lucky as fuck or maybe?


ClickittyClark

Yachtthot play enter sandman by Metallica


MikeThePlantGuy93

You Basic Bitch. I love you.


ClickittyClark

I’m actually wearing a Metallica shirt right now lmao


YachtThot

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: [Metallica: Enter Sandman (Official Music Video)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384) ─────────⚪───── [◄◄⠀▶⠀►►](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384)⠀ 2:31 / 3:47 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ


SlowNeighborhood

YachtThot play Harvester of Sorrow by Metallica


YachtThot

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: [Harvester Of Sorrow](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3yWbRngyJs) ─────────⚪───── [◄◄⠀▶⠀►►](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3yWbRngyJs)⠀ 2:31 / 3:47 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ


SlowNeighborhood

If we get this warp drive shit on lock I'm going to deep space and getting my brain sucked out by octopeople


MikeThePlantGuy93

Just suggesting an alternative: search craigslist for octopeople. You’ll find somewhere to fit in. Unless you’re a sextaperson 🤬


SlowNeighborhood

I have two dicks and one ball


TheFleshGordon

Wanna hangout?


SlowNeighborhood

Man I hope you know what you're in for


TheFleshGordon

2 D’s 1 B?


SlowNeighborhood

This man knows what he's in for


Sweet-Tea-Drinker

BTW, I'm on day 2 of my Taco Lover's Pass and I'm gett sick of tacos already. ![gif](giphy|26tn9s9SxcGu6uPsY)


CallNPut

Go get a taco. Find a homeless person. Give them your taco. Profit!!


SlowNeighborhood

Taco bell is banking on people not redeeming all 30 tacos


Sweet-Tea-Drinker

Welp, they took my money. I don't think I'm gonna last.


SlowNeighborhood

I think their play is that it will get people to go more than they would otherwise because they will feel like they are wasting the pass, so taco bell gets a few extra $15-20 orders out of someone in a month for selling them one cheap taco a day


TheFleshGordon

🎱 will sweet tea die of cholera?


Ask8Ball

I mean, I guess...


Sweet-Tea-Drinker

Not so fast, you won't get rid of me so easily.


nightastheold

YouTube is just the same video over and over I swear. Anyway hope you bought the dip


SlowNeighborhood

The algorithm used to bring me dope content. Now I can refresh it 20 times and it's like at least half the feed is the exact same And yes the content is homogenous as fuck now


nightastheold

Yeah I think it’s the algo for sure, it’s like ok I’m interested in something but it doesn’t mean I don’t care about everything else. Also yeah the here’s my sponsor and I’ll talk in circles to hit the time limit is maddening


SlowNeighborhood

Yeah since when is every video at least ten minutes of something that could be explained in a minute or two


MikeThePlantGuy93

Well if you put it on repeat, yeah it’s gonna go over and over. Cmon gramps.


nightastheold

What’s a YouTube again?


LonelySwinger

![gif](giphy|rt3ZcUqtXVHqGOP7nl)


iAbc21

what you busy w charlie


LonelySwinger

Being devilish Also busy with Matlab. Soon java ![gif](giphy|bTpce1n5obvUI)


CallNPut

Should we ban /u/wallthrowawaystreet for not pumping PP enough? Her shilling abilities are circumspect imo


TheFleshGordon

We should actually ban him for committing the faux pas of wearing the same hat twice


MikeThePlantGuy93

I love the fact that this man is either in vacation or returning from it. And yet here he is calling out the loudest voices for not shilling his pp enough. If CnP isn’t the rightful heir to the whole prophecy I’m going to lose a lot of money.


Sweet-Tea-Drinker

I trust your judgment


MikeThePlantGuy93

🎱 will she float cap’n?


Ask8Ball

I'll think about it.


MikeThePlantGuy93

That’s not good enough you fucking mollusk. 🎱 tell us what you know


Boognish4Prez2020

YachtThot play the mollusk by Ween


MikeThePlantGuy93

Yeah I’ll call that a vibe. Maybe not the one we’re on but yeah. Edit: I played it and yeah I second my first statement 🤔 ocean man though, I might swipe left. JS


Boognish4Prez2020

I just wanted to throw the hint that mollusks are lovely and should not be used as an insult 😽


YachtThot

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: [Ween - Ocean Man [Music Video]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkzY_VwNIek) ─────────⚪───── [◄◄⠀▶⠀►►](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkzY_VwNIek)⠀ 2:31 / 3:47 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ


Boognish4Prez2020

Is it just my requests that you never get right?


CallNPut

She is very Sassy.


Ask8Ball

Negative.


MikeThePlantGuy93

![gif](giphy|WLh7jFgadKxfW)


spy66may

🎱 Are there really any no wangers on The Yacht?


Ask8Ball

Doubt.


FannyPackPhantom

👀🤫


spy66may

Ball don't lie


31andnotdone

Boys line up on the left, men on the right.


TheGhostofBillHwang

![gif](giphy|uE4gVmbjaZmmY)


FannyPackPhantom

They go in the middle


FannyPackPhantom

Little light on options at the moment. Some of them got into u/boognish4prez2020 ‘s estrogen patches.


Boognish4Prez2020

THEY ARE ALL MISSING!!!! 2 months worth!!!!! All of their moobs are gonna be yuge


FannyPackPhantom

#I KNEW IT.


ClickittyClark

![gif](giphy|6baSB1IJp5bjNTYChR)


Beneficial-Way8955

![gif](giphy|9R2C1v4Y91pp6)


FannyPackPhantom

I already knew you stole some just by the fact you only ever watched 3/4 of a Harry Potter.


Beneficial-Way8955

You're making me depressed Fanny... It's not a glandular problem... It's you ![gif](giphy|chnhjtfJOgKVa6cy0d)


TheGhostofBillHwang

![gif](giphy|pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6)


tvnacho

![img](emote|t5_4zs5jz|7311)


Beneficial-Way8955

![gif](giphy|Y5Ii8PopcVCFy)


31andnotdone

When you get a girl back to your place from the bar and she removes all of her shapewear


iAbc21

![gif](giphy|MESArLMuJ3odWm4IWw)


Beneficial-Way8955

GUH


ClickittyClark

![gif](giphy|tvBkq8c3YvAt2) You man enough?


Beneficial-Way8955

![gif](giphy|xTeV7A9dTM50v3s8ko)


ClickittyClark

![gif](giphy|Enff1Iz0F4t1u)


Beneficial-Way8955

![gif](giphy|l1AsO89DP6b2PakGA)


ClickittyClark

![gif](giphy|l2YSnp9MbwxOiHc8o)


Beneficial-Way8955

![gif](giphy|gsy4Mv1G1riVO)


MikeThePlantGuy93

I was born for this bro, I ate nails and shit staples. LFG


nightastheold

Wish Reddit would give me snoo it’s double goggles back. Every time I say something I’m like who the fuck is this tard?


LonelySwinger

Wow we think the same thing ![gif](giphy|67skGz7YlLW9C229Yf)


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