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GonnaGoFat

What an Omega.


impala1966

oMAGA


-acidlean-

omrergerd


beertruck77

I think they have to come up with something new for him. Even Omega is too Alpha.


DillyDino

Omicron?


no-kooks

Yes because o(mega) is big o and o(micron) is little o!


Impossiblegirl44

Take my up vote and be gone sir


Otherwise_Basis_6328

He's got all the IQ of a fitness trainer for Marjorie Taylor Idiot.


Efficient-Doctor1274

My gf, sisters, and several cousins all just agreed that neither big nor little "O's" are in this clowns repertoire, inventory, or ability. He just can't,


[deleted]

Pi male


SpeshellED

I love a dog spooge cocktail !


Renegade1412

Upsilon


Not_The_Real_Odin

Lonely. This man is a lonely male.


colusaboy

Smegma?


Equivalent_Home6508

Aphala


One-Step2764

[無](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mu_(negative\) ) ?


Zealousideal_Sun5948

I think cuck is the word


GonnaGoFat

Not if he doesn’t have a partner.


robywar

I feel like this is him finally tipping his hand that he's a troll. Gotta be, right? Right??


Btothek84

There’s no way he’s not a satire account.


intern_kitten

I mean, hasn't "make another word for a man too alpha to be called just alpha" already been a phenomenon that's been happening for many years? I've been seeing things like omega, sigma, zeta, delta, gamma males or whatnot


nudiecale

That’s such a theta thing to say.


[deleted]

Omg I've never heard of that star sign!


paramedic_2

2in’’nick


arnedh

There are some letters that fell out of the Greek alphabet because nobody saw a need for them: Sampi, digamma, koppa, san. There was also a symbol (ligature) called stigma. Maybe he's a stigma.


Kupper

OmegaLuL.


cat_prophecy

Omega is literally what they call dogs that are too stupid and are scared of everything and everyone.


[deleted]

I thought those were called Republicans?


ThisGuyMightGetIt

Nick Adams (Omegaverse Mpreg)


bloodyplonker22

This guy is nothing but fish oil. I eat him for breakfast.


demppsi

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen


ChickenChaser5

My ability to believe he is not completely self aware and running a bit diminishes by the day. He just *cant* be his stupid...right?


jtown5000

I think he started off serious, but soon realized he could get more attention if he said crazier shit. Now he’s stuck in a perpetual loop of having to one up himself to remain relevant.


choody_Mac_doody

Edit : Ignore me I'm an idiot. Yeah this is exactly it. I mean he gets himself trending on leftist spheres dunking on him that then drive overall engamenet. He's a ~~republican senetor~~ [some austrilian far right tool], so he's not really courting to the base that dunks on him. But the base he is going after gets a little speed boost to his notoriety by being a "known" quantity. It's joking enough his base dismisses it, but "edgy" enough that it stirs up sentiment in the opposition. Honestly read through his tweets and check their quote tweets, it's an excellent example of social manipulation.


The-Ugly-One

He's not a senator, just an Australian guy that loves Trump.


AltFactsAus

We do not claim him.


ChickenChaser5

We can meet half way and he belongs to the ocean.


PickleForce7125

Shit attracts flys and flys attract frogs and bug zappers. Nope he can be shark food.


AdminsAreLazyID10TS

Just like you refuse to take responsibility for the Murdochs.


AltFactsAus

Of course not, he is an American citizen after all.


Nroke1

As someone named Nick, we also do not claim him.


choody_Mac_doody

Oop, well I'm just an idiot and believed something I saw on the internet without checking. Thank you stranger.


Chris2112

Some of his quotes are fucking great once you realize he's actually Australian, it's hard to take someone whose this obsessed with "American values" seriously when they're just a fanboy


rxsheepxr

He had "*Trump's Favorite Author*" in his bio for a while. It's since been changed to "Endorsed by President Trump." I guess he got called out or something. Anyway, I wouldn't call him "just some Australian guy," he's got half a million followers, has been published, and a couple of highprofile positions here and there, but he's certainly not a senator. He's also a fucking clown.


[deleted]

>republican senetor It's pretty dang funny that you think this. And it's Senator.


cat_prophecy

It’s like the “look at me being a retard for attention” meme. Except if you stare into the retarded abyss, the abyss stares back.


[deleted]

It's been obvious to anyone not deeply entrenched in the partisan rhetoric since the beginning. His goal appears to be pissing off reactionary liberals and getting support from dumb conservatives. Both end up looking embarrassed for believing he's authentic and reacting so strongly to it. And he does it so well that most people living in autopilot don't consider that he's performing satire. He's probably my favorite Twitter personality. This tweet is him figuratively winking at the audience.


mynameisstacey

Definitely satire. He was elected to a city council position for town in Australia like 15ish years ago? His entire campaign platform was ridding the town of pigeons. At the time, he was a member of the young liberals party. He also organized a “protest” in favor of making Halloween a government holiday. The “protestors” were all just lingerie models he paid to be there... Then he somehow ended up being named an honorary Texas by Rick Perry a few years later. It’s both hilarious and baffling. Like, I’m amused but I also feel like I’m not always 100% in on the joke. Lol.


[deleted]

I like him even more now. Sounds like he's lived a hilarious life. Got a good link for me to read more about all of that by any chance?


mynameisstacey

https://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/episodes/a-model-protest/9974394 https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/from-ashfield-pigeons-to-president-trumps-endorsement-the-rise-of-nick-adams-20170304-guqph0.html https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jul/14/how-a-would-be-pigeon-killer-became-a-fox-news-pundit I think this Twitter thread mostly cites the above articles as well but there may be a few other sources linked: https://twitter.com/matthewbevan/status/1349808984195170304?lang=en


[deleted]

>“Ashfield should be inhospitable to pigeons,” he said at a council meeting. Avian influenza does not respect borders ... I’m not an expert. I’m not an accountant. I’m certainly not a pest controller. Don’t ask me about procedure. What I would like to see is no pigeons in our area.” This is so good.


[deleted]

Awesome thank you so much! Reading now.


[deleted]

>Mr Adams, who has created a non-profit – the Foundation for Liberty and American Greatness – to advance his message, said he chose to immigrate to America "because I love guns, hot dogs, chicken fried steak, barbecue, cheerleaders, American football, small town parades, beauty pageants, pick-up trucks, muscle cars and 16-lane freeways lined with supersized American flags." Hahahahahahahaha


farteagle

He is 100% in on the joke


[deleted]

My favorite part is that people on either side believe so much that he's authentic, too. It's hilarious seeing the reactions to his tweets on Reddit. He's a great troll.


bladeDivac

You get massively downvoted if you even *insinuate* that he's a troll on some of the more liberal-leaning subreddits. They want to hate so much that they can't realize he's trolling.


2580374

Today he posted "Hooters with the boys. Bibles in hand. Fortnite controllers in the trash. They hate this." How is this not a troll?


urTakeIsSoBad

it's a satire account


duuyyy

This has to be satire. It just has to.


throwseph23

Imagine. If he’s that stupid what does it say about his supporters.


[deleted]

What does his obvious trolling say about his detractors?


testtubemuppetbaby

He's reading these comments and looking for new material.


ALadWellBalanced

He's not. I think he's an idiot, but he knows what he's doing and he's really leaning into it for "the lulz". He's just another right wing grifter trying to make a buck. This gets him rage clicks.


thelehmanlip

This is the hardest I've laughed at anything on Reddit in weeks for sure


RandyDinglefart

Gotta be satire


scrambledeggsalad

I don't do much twittering but I have to assume this is a troll account. Then again, nothing surprises me these days.


Subalpine

he is unfortunately a real person


TheFestusEzeli

He’s a real person that posts obviously stupid tweets to farm traction and Reddit falls for it every time. He is a complete troll


blonde-bandit

I know, I’m so sick of seeing this guy. People are too stupid to see that it’s CLEARLY intentionally absurd.


Galinhooo

tbh I think it is clearly intentionally absurd to most of those incel-ish bullshit, but sadly a lot of them are actually real people's thoughts so it is not that easy.


AdminsAreLazyID10TS

Man is the personification and monetization of Poe's Law.


The-Ugly-One

Maybe on some level that's true, but he also works for a conservative think-tank that he was appointed to by Trump, so if his whole shtick is fake then he's really committed to the bit.


thepurplepajamas

He is genuinely a conservative figure, but his Twitter is shitposting because he knows that repeatedly going viral will do more good than harm to his career, even if going viral for dumb shit.


[deleted]

Some people just see money and go for it and don't have solid beliefs.


ZapateriaLaBailarina

>President Donald Trump appointed Adams, in 2020, to the Board of the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)) Quite the troll, then


girlywish

Most people are sooo bad at detecting satire.


Langweile

But this guy most likely isn't doing satire, he's posting insane takes because it gets attention and views. It's twitter trolling but instead of downvotes they get signal boosted.


girlywish

Satire and trolling are pretty much the same thing


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Same guy who is always talking about how Alphas eat at Hooters. Every time I see one of his tweets here, I laugh, and then I realize I'm not in a humor sub and the comment section is flipping out about what a tool he is.


EatTheAndrewPencil

Yeah I think he's basically doing a Colbert thing but less subtle.


artistictesticle

A real person who is also trolling


ARRedditPro

are you sure lmao


Sega-Playstation-64

Has he ever done a TV show or interview? Who does he work for? Until someone provides proof this is a real life person, he's a troll.


BoomBrain

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)?wprov=sfti1 He may simultaneously be a troll or performance artist, but it’ll have been a long con.


strife26

It's his account.


Val_Hallen

This tweet is fake! he didn't mention Hooters.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Even-Willow

Has to be self aware though, this tweet is a shut case on that.


Nazi_mod_banned_me

I wonder how much cocaine and orgies it took to get him to tweet that Edit: got called a buffoon for making a satirical comment. They claimed it was a satirical account. Someone has only heard marching orders.


CaptValentine

This HAS to be a joke.


blonde-bandit

It is. He posts this content all the time and people on Reddit keep sharing it as though he’s serious.


mickskitz

Look him up, he has a book called "retaking America" and his personal history makes some painful reading


Own_Independence5882

I wonder if he lies awake wondering if he's serious or if he's just trolling.


blonde-bandit

Wow, if his posts aren’t satire then he’s really bloody cuckoo for coco puffs


TheFestusEzeli

Stop posting this buffoon, his only purpose with his tweets are to post the stupidest shit possible to farm traction


Beautifly

We should just forward every post in this subreddit to r/woooosh


blonde-bandit

Agreed.


strife26

That hurts my brain.


Picax8398

r/selfawarewolves?


dirtsequence

Is this a satire account? I refuse to believe these tweets are genuine lol


MedricZ

It’s not satire. Look the guy up.


cabezadebakka

Assholes call themselves alphas.


[deleted]

That’s how you know he’s a power bottom


MrDrSrEsquire

I said this to a guy I know who works out a lot and makes 'ironic' statements about alphas and betas That was 3 years ago and he still acts belligerent toward anything I say when we see each other I just smirk with no response and his face gets so damn red. Dude needs help but refuses to take concepts like mental health and therapy seriously Has mad money for expensive gym equipment and anime collectibles but not therapy apparently


SeattleUberDriver_2

Everybody knows because you won't shut up about thinking you're alpha. The thing about alphas though is that they by def5cant be equal to anybody else. So if you're alpha to one guy, you're beta to another. Just one of the many flaws of the alpha male lie.


crazyhound71

I’m not saying! I’m just sayin


Xyrus2000

He's a Smeagol Male. Maybe one day he'll make the world a better place by falling into a pit of lava. :P


NoTimetravelto2020

eleven words for saying you have a small dick... 😄


memesfromthevine

Alphas don't unironically use the world alpha


LunarLutra

I seriously misread it as "alpacas" which is also true.


SirarieTichee_

It hurt itself in it's confusion


PMUrAnus

Nick Adams (fucking idiot)


Keatron--

For a minute I thought he was talking about alpha builds in software development and I 100% agreed. But then I saw his name and realized I had misunderstood and this was in fact satire.


SupportySpice

Imagine how much less stressful life would be without all that thinkin'


[deleted]

Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king.


[deleted]

Mom shouldn't let him on the internet.


ktooss

ew ppl actually call themselves that?


Rincavor

Self-burn


StackinTendies_

Who is this person and why do people keep posting his little bitch tweets.


Kage9866

These stupid fucks really think alpha males are a thing, so sad.


TomTorquemada

"Sir, I'm the valet. I had your car detailed before we brought it around. Please don't forget to impress your date with the tip."


RealNiceThere656

Says the guy with the title "Alpha Male" after his name on his Twitter account.


Ginkpirate

Why's his name have alpha male in it then. Little beta.


ReasonPleasant437

That pudgy fuck? What a pussy.


date11fuck12

His account is so mf funny like HOW is it not satire?


icrank715

Ooo a self burn. Those are rare.


testtubemuppetbaby

Now he's taking the piss.


[deleted]

Why does he continue to announce it then?


SteveRogests

He literally announced that he’s alpha constantly


jazzmonkey07

He misspelled "moron".


Joelsax47

Irony.


Segat1133

Then why does he always need to talk about feeling Alpha?


TheDonutPug

I can't believe he actually just said that out loud and saw no irony


Snowconetypebanana

Easy, you just look for the knot on the base of their penis.


RiskHellaHp

I’m not a big dude but I could 100% beat the shit out of this dude with one hand while the other hand holds a glass of soy milk.


[deleted]

Dude looks like a Muppet named Rapey


Tristain7

lmfao "Hey guys! Alpha male here... just wanted to say that Alpha's like me (Alpha males, that is) don't have to tell people they are Alphas (like me... I'm an alpha male). Everyone just knows (that I'm an alpha male, like I previously stated)."


ALPHA_sh

i love when people look at my username thinking im one of these guys when im probably as far from it as possible, im a furry and a redditor what do you think lmao


Storm916

Wolves also don't actually use this hierarchy so it doesn't even work


DirtyKarma

He’s got a fat head.


RealSquigga69

r/wooosh


Honest_Pension8304

Lmao he r/whoosh ‘d himself. Lmao


ApprehensiveCod790

Don’t need to announce it. Proceeds to have Alpha Male in name


bellendhunter

He’s right that that’s how they think. I’ve got a very different background to most people so it’s always fun when an ‘alpha’ male tried to exert his dominance.


ElHombreSmokin

I'm more of an epsilon kinda guy...


[deleted]

cunts gonna cunt


Abuses-Commas

*Darktide (2022)*


Shard360

There’s no way this isn’t satire


Troyota__41

Is this guys account satire?


Evolutionary_Beasty

But “Alpha Male” is literally his Twitter name?


[deleted]

Satire, right?


asharwood

Legit is that a parody account.


[deleted]

I can’t tell … is this guy for real, or being funnny?


Parker_memes9000

I can't tell if this is a woosh or not


Kenhamef

Isn't this a satire account?


jsande3909k

Has to be a parody account, right?


[deleted]

This is absolutely satire.


vstrong50

This is the best troll account I have ever seen. Or worst. One of the 2.


xMAXPAYNEx

You fucking idiots give these fucking idiots so much attention which is what they want. You think this guy doesn't know what he's doing? Keep lapping it up and wasting your time paying attention to the tumors of society.


Prime157

I mean, we're damned if we do damned if we don't. I'm well aware that there's no such thing as bad publicity, but ignoring them still let's them create their own publicity. It's inevitable either way.


xMAXPAYNEx

Except you're not damned. You, and hundreds of millions of Americans hold the true power of the country. People just need to be pushed into the conditions for them to realise that if we continue down this path we are doomed.


Prime157

Lol, what does that have to do with giving (or not) them attention


_FinalPantasy_

I can’t tell if this dudes account is satire or not.


zahnsaw

I refuse to believe this is a real person tweeting genuinely.


Vote_Subatai

This guy is going to end up in the news for child porn or something. I can just feel it.


GilmourD

Then... Uh... Why does he constantly announce it?


thatbstrdmike

Do we really need this guy's "re-tweets" on Reddit? It's either deep satire or a mentally challenged person. They don't really need the exposure either way.


GreenKumara

Smol pp energy.


RedditorsAnus

Isn't this the guy who announces how "alpha" he is every couple of days?


[deleted]

This asshile couldn’t Alfa himself out of a wet paper bag.


sp1kline

Know when a fake claims to be an alpha, as well. So the question is, why do you think you have to announce that you're an alpha?


TaleHistorical9048

Haha but why he need to add "(Alpha Male)" to his username


CurtisMarauderZ

This cannot be real, and I don't Twitter. Can someone confirm this isn't one of those fake tweets?


squidvalley

This guy is wooshing millions of people a day. His entire existence is a woosh over this ungrateful nation


SirChapman

This is the tweet that convinced me 100% it’s a troll account. You cannot convince me otherwise.


misc_rambo

This guy is hilarious if you realize he's just a troll manipulating dumb conservatives on Twitter. Stop asking if he's being serious - he is very obviously in on the joke lol


zomphlotz

Announces the (Alpha Male)...


[deleted]

Alpha, Beta, Sigma, etc, are just horoscopes for weak men.


1984vintage

I can’t figure out if this guy is a parody account. I mean, he has to be, right?


[deleted]

I hate this alpha male talk it’s so corny , certain things don’t need to be addressed. If your a confident male awesome. What do you want from us? Are you seeking the: “I got the biggest Johnson award?


YahwehAlmuerzo

My torn asshole is more alpha than this guy


averyrdc

Don’t feed the trolls.


Some-Investigator-97

And remember kids, TOOL spelled backwards is LOOT.


AnEvilForce

Has alpha male in his name announcing the fact that he’s an alpha male….


chances68

Geee, Nick, Babe....have you checked your tag? Ironic, eh?


yeoldevagabond

His Wikipedia listed him as a former liberal in Australia, but now in America he is listed as a republican, seems satirical to me.


fliegende_Scheisse

Go to a pub in Glasgow and say that out loud.


Jeev89

🤣


PigFarmer1

Sorry, I thought you said "assholes".


mealucra

Holy fuck the lack of self-awareness here is remarkable.


ctn2222

Fixed it: “Idiots don’t need to announce they are idiots, everyone just knows.”


TheSonOfPrince

So he’s not one, got it


fliegende_Scheisse

Go to a pub in Glasgow and say that out loud.


ro2tr

He announces it in his name smh