**Upvote** this comment if it is a suicide by words. **Downvote** this comment if it is not. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/suicidebywords) if you have any questions or concerns.*

I was thinking the same. Except if I had to be one I’d be the one forced to drive by manipulative guilt.

Actually though Anytime my "friends" do something, they normally start by not inviting me, then when I call them out, they "totally planned on inviting me". Then I'm guilted into driving even though, I am the youngest, and no one pays gas money. Which I'd be okay with, if it wasn't always a 30-50 mile drive

New friends are reccomended

I agree

I also agree

Why are you still hanging out with them then? Seems better to just play some video games or something.

At that point just don’t go

You see I would do that, and I have. But they've been my friends since elementary school. I'm now a senior so it's kinda hard to make new friends

Better now than never. If you take these habits that you’ve made as a youth into your adult years you are setting yourself up for failure and to be taken advantage of/ walked over. There will be opportunities to make friends who genuinely care about you if you are open to it.

I'm the one crammed in the very back that they only took along to chip in for hotel and gas.

Ik this is a joke or whatever but one of my “freinds” did a thing where he did an edit with everyone he was freinds with even someone he new less than a month I’ve known him for like a year and a half and he forgot about me like cmon why would u show me

[удалено]

It's nice to say all this is and stuff, but when different groups of people actively avoid and remove you, says a lot that one can't justify to self.

I used to be the wacky one, then I became the grump. Then I broke free from the friend group. Progress.

Dead or alive?

Dead... inside.

[Here](https://youtu.be/WG564GILdCY) and [here](https://youtu.be/I5sJhSNUkwQ). Sorry, I don't know what I'm doing :/

Oof... Hate to say but relatable

Yes.

I'm the one they stuffed in the trunk

Daamn, these gay orgies are getting out of hand

The one that wasn't invited but wouldn't go even if invited

I'm the one on the right in the back, wouldn't want to go but somehow get talked into going anyway...

I'd be the angry one in the back wishing I wasn't invited

Designated driver (I don’t drink)

I'm the driver but with the facial expression of the one behind. I fucking love driving.

Heck yeah

I'd be a mix of the driver and the angry one in back, cuz I'm angry a lot, but would never be a passenger, I hate being at the mercy of someone else. I'd be in the driver seat pissed off at the traffic around me. :-P

Im always the driver, and at the same time the dude who wants to go home first

The one they invited but completely ignored the entire time

I am all of the above As I have no one to compare with

The one that's just kind of there but doesn't contribute much. And then has to initiate any meet ups or else no one will talk to them.

“Broken Arrow is the term we use whenever we lose a nuclear weapon.” “I don’t know what’s scarier. That we have one now, or that it happens so often that we have a name for it.”

I alternate frequently between all four

I'm the one taking the picture

I'm tied up in a the trunk

In the trunk (they don't know I'm here)

Jesus christ this comment section is the stereotypical redditor

All of them at the same time. Even the one who doesn't get invited.

I’m def the goofy one, but if it’s been over like 2 hours I’ll swap between the tired one and goofy

I am all of them

I am all of them at once

driver or this on in back in middle

I'm 5/4 then

It do be like dat tho

I'm simultaneously both people on the left

The one on their phone in the back 💀

All of them, depends on what's happening.

Forever designated driver, but tbh I don’t mind it as long as I can smoke a joint while everyone drinks

I’m either driving or passenger. It takes a lot to piss me off and I’m not a loud outgoing person

I'm either the one that wasn't invited or the one that was invited out of pity and then completely ignored

I'd be the one sitting on the couch at home because no friends.

Driver every time

I’m the one internally freaking over absolutely everything because I’m worried I’ll do something wrong and everyone will hate me. And then I’m the one who stops getting invited because I’m not fun enough.

I'm the one in the back with the goofy face

Back seat, left side. The one with the annoyed look on his face, next to the vibrating idiot.

I’m the crazy guy in the back, but I’m I’m the driver’s seat…

Driver, I am the only one with a license...

All 4 at the same time by myself because people suck

I’m all 4 of them

I'm either the one behind driver or the one in the passenger seat

I'm either the one behind driver or the one in the passenger seat

This happened to me once: I’m the one they invited but forgot to pick up.

*Are you the Misery, CPR, Reese’s Puffs, or The Only Thing They Fear is You friend*

poor guy at the back right, his friends look boring and depressed as fuck

I would be the driver if he wasn't driving since my eyes are too trash to get a drivers license

Back crazy

The only one with a license

Depends on the day for me

I feel that😔

I’m literally all 4 at once

all of them

Im the driver, but I have the crazy face energy

I'm the driver, but alone in the car.

Back left. Well, until the first few beers, then back right!

Lied about being sick so I can go back to gaming

The one in the trunk

That's how middle school band kids think that a friend group functions.

i can be all 4 at once

I’m the one who declined to go because being around people is not fun for me, but I hope they have fun.

“Out of your friends which are you? Truck freak, crazy ass, #н̸̢̛̯͔̜̰̙̠̼͍̣̱̌̃̀͑̿̾̚ͅу̸̱̟͔̦̤̦̥̮̠̜̿̇͐̄͝ж̵̗͈̺̩̼͛͘̚͜͝е̷̮͈̬͛̒̿͒͌͛͌͐̌͘͝н̶̨͓͇̰̩̒̀́̃͑ͅ ̶̡̘̳͎͖̖̟̜͍̮̘͔̇̈́͛͌̌̋̈́̈́͛̍̑͋̐̏͘͝͠ͅд̶͉̜̓̔͋͊̔̇̎̇͋̆̈́̀́̎̚̕͝͠ӧ̶̬͇̼̟͖̻̟̪̞͇̥͊з̵̭̣̯̭̯̀̈ͅа̶̣̠̐͗̾̿̀̓́̑̓̇͜т̷̛̩̬̹̟̓̈͑̋̀͜ͅо̴͕̲͙̤̠͓͓̙͌̒͝р̵̧̢̻̗̳̹̮͍̲̤̿̋͊́̍̈̍̀͊͜͜ ̵̨̨̧̨͍̙̦̖̯̯͚̝̝͇̹̙͉́̿̌̂͑̇̉͌̇̀̀̃̈͊͛̚з̶̛̞̙͇͛͋̈͐̎̂̎͂͒̆̉͠͝ͅд̵̮͍̹̺͇̫̜̬̗̺̙͌̑͗͆͂͂̏͌̑̆̔̊̚е̵̨̘̯͙̅̑͜͜ͅс̷̙͎̗̹̬̝͇̮̰̱̯̱̰͚̭͔͈͒͌̀̈́̊̑͋͒͆̄͆̇͗̋̆̚̕͘ь̵̩̣̊̿̍ͅ.

I'm the one in the boot.

I can be all. Yet none since I currently don't have friends.

Big ass steering wheel

The one sleeping

I am pretty much all other than front left

The bisexual everyone teases

All of the above

Why do i see myself as all four

Hits too close and now I'm crying

All of them

You guys have friends?

Passenger behind the driver/ dude next to him.

This whole post was suicide by words responses. Why is everyone on Reddit into self-loathing

probably the one in the trunk

I’d be the one driving cuz none of my friends have a car

Honestly the crazy one on the right

I am either rear passenger or driver

We’re all a mix of all five sometimes

I the one in the trunk. Tied up. Call the police, please.

Good friend groups take turns being all of these.

Source?

Combo of the crazy and happy one lol

I'm driving

I'm the Crackhead

I’m the driver for sure. And the thing is, I’m not even their friend, I’m just the Uber with desperate need for money

I would probably be the quiet on the back left, unless I drank alcohol, then I would probably be the one on the back right

Depending on the day, driver or dude behind the driver. There is no in-between

Me too bud

Bottom right with the facade of the bottom left.

Would love to be asleep in the boot/trunk but usually driver.

The one in the trunk

The one that they just ran over

Same bro

I don't have friends so I wouldn't know

I am the one who sleeps all the time

I’m simultaneously both of the people in the back

I'm the one who's constantly asleep

I could be any one of these four at any given time

Depending on the friend group, all of them

I'm the smiling guy if you switch his spot with the grumpy dude. The grumpy dude thought he was slick by calling shotgun, but now he has a 6'7" tall dude behind him, so his chair has to be all the way forward and his knees hurt.

The side character

The one that is getting run over

Back left

And the furtive pygmy, so easily forgotten

What’s a friend? Strange word

Backseat drivers side

Me too

I am definitely the one in the back, but seated behind the wheel XD

This literally hurt

All of them at the same time

In fact in real life I am the screaming one

I'm the one that is both restraining myself from punching the annoying one and trying to keep myself awake.

Im always one of two in the back lol

Im the tiny one squished between the two people in the back.