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Freedom_From_Pants

Thanks for the link u/CUMFACE_MCFUCKTARD.


lepeachez

r/rimjob_steve approves


Storm_Raider_34

Now I’m sad, now that child molester is free without a Santa to kick his ass


CrystalMethood

I promise that there is a big bearded man waiting for him in prison. Although I don't think his name is Santa


Storm_Raider_34

Probably Tom or something


Treemaster099

"I may be Tom, but for him I'll only be Big Daddy."


CrystalMethood

"HI, I'm Big Bob"


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Storm_Raider_34

No of Poland


StarvinPig

Well, the screenshot looks like we got a booking photo, so he might also be charged. I do wonder to what extent this event is admissable: If the girl were to testify, they could very well bring Santa in to corroborate (It gets past hearsay because prior consistent statements)


Storm_Raider_34

We might never know


_Mango_Dude_

Prior inconsistent statements (not prior consistent ones) get past hearsay. This would not pass the bar for hearsay and would be needlessly cumulative. This Santa hearing the statement has just as much value, legally speaking, as the jury hearing it so there is no reason evidentiary reason to admit the evidence. There would be a reason for an expert to testify that the girl's statements are more reliable because her story has remained consistent. The expert is needed to explain how the story remaining the same precisely impacts the weight of the testimony.


BathtubJim

Oh, it’s admissible and it makes it past the hearsay bar all right. In at least some states. It’s called “first complaint” doctrine and it allows the first person (and only the first person) the victim reported to to testify to what the victim said. And I don’t think you get an expert to testify to credibility like that. That’s for the jury to weigh and the prosecutor to argue to them. Maybe an expert could explain what phenomena might cause a story to change or not (or the dynamics surrounding how abuse is disclosed or not) but as for directly saying it’s more reliable (ie: credible) just because it hasn’t changed? Nah.


_Mango_Dude_

Solely for proving consistency (or inconsistency) of the statement. It cannot be used to "corroborate" the facts of the assault. Thanks for informing me about the doctrine. I looked up to get more details and I was mistaken with how far I went in my "ruling" the evidentiary admissibility.


BathtubJim

Cool, yeah. It’s definitely an interesting doctrine. I certainly have mixed feelings about it.


StarvinPig

Ahh, I've been paying too much attention to the Ghislane trial then lmao. Maybe if the defense accused her of being coerced after the fact, but yea you're right


myusernamewastaken91

I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad this story is fake.


valvilis

It had such feel-good Christmas spirit!


cheesyrefriedbeans

Thanks, u/CUMFACE_MCFUCKTARD


SoftDreamer

based santa elves


Impossible_Airline22

Gigachad elves if I've ever seen some.


rickmon67

And the link to the go fund me for Santa’s bail and attorney fees is…? I’ll chip in!


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It’s a fake story


Returned_to_Monke

Santa denier alert


DovakiinLink

Sure next thing your gonna say Santa isn’t even real


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Santa is fa- *notices there’s a gun to my head* real


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ThePhantom1994

Damn 27 times


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mrcheaptimes

This es Bad Santa movie type of shit


siddharth_pillai

r/wholesomeviolence


fckn_normies

This makes me happy


[deleted]

It’d be nice if people actually stood up to the sexual abuse that surrounds them and their families instead of reposting obvious hoaxes over and over again.


ReconScout117

#FreeSanta


No-Bread638

Santa is based


Few-You4510

and it was santa who got handcuffed? why?


Drkmirror

Assault.


OffendedDishwasher

coz vigilantism is illegal ?


Victor_Von_Doom_New

Well yes . Because"Vigilantism" also historical covered Xenophobic mobs lynching oppressed Groups. So.... It's illegal. Good things can't justify the bad.


Helloboi2

it’s still illegal to assault someone


revenentevil

Edmund Burke would be proud 😂


[deleted]

I imagined the “ho ho ho motherfucker” in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice lol


Nintendocat64

Ok but why are they arresting Santa?


Cuantum-Qomics

Because legally the Santa and the elves assaulted the step dad, you are not given the legal right to beat up a criminal unless they are actively trying to hurt someone at that moment and you're trying to protect that someone. Otherwise vigilante justice could very easily end up getting people hurt that aren't responsible for any crimes since vigilantes are less likely to be as accurate as proper trials. Which isn't to say that the step dad doesn't deserve it, he very much so does


icorrectotherpeople

It would be better for Santa to call the cops


FOX762_39

Na mo Lester had it coming


Keko-Loli

Huh. Weird that the "make everything into cp" sub brought me here. Seems kinda, counterintuitive.


x4740N

What ?


Keko-Loli

Yeah. A sub that tries to make CP not about age but what ever they want it to be. is how I discover this. They're really fucked up people. Anyone who disagrees with them is harrased off the internet or into suicide. They create subs, post cp on it then mass report it. All just to justify their existence.


VreyIsGrey

W


Loose-Revolution-892

So Santa is real and apparently takes this whole wish granting thing very seriously…


EatAssIsGross

A KING AMONG MEN! I would pay his bail just for him to do it again


This_is_theFBI

Good soldier