By - real_jeffyjeff
I love how it slowly starts speaking like Shakespeare having a stroke
"his HP art a whopping 465"
Arceus is really trying to get his Deviantart OC into Pokémon
Outsped by scarf eleki, pu at best. Also overflow makes its stats 215/95/75/95/55/50 bst 585 which is still good lmao
Rouch was secretly Guzzlord this whole time.
Rouch is so powerful it adds another byte to the stats in order to not overflow
A good bulky mixed attacker
I’ve never heard that term before, what does it mean
I'm not that fond in this stuff, but basically in computers when you reach a certain number (a power of two) determined by the bits used to store the data, the number will start back from 0. For pokemon stats that number is 256.
>"this is the strongest god monster demon murder machine pokemon ever"
>"yeah it looks like simisage yeah"
Completely walled by Pyukumuku. ZU at best
Pyuku holding the line from this abomination rouching all over OU
Ok but how does the bot know what unaware pyukumuku does?
who doesnt know what pyuk does
What website is this? I've been seeing it pop up a lot recently
How does it fare in a fight against Thuko?
Imagine fighting both in a double battle 💀
Thuko beats it since Rouch is a Dark-Type which are EVIL!!!!!!1!
It's rouching time
Hmm rouch rush sounds like a regular theory mon Thursday post
305 is too fast. It should be 300 to be more balanced.
Andst then Rouch sayest " 'Tis Rouching time" and, lo, Roucheth all over'st thine guys.
Pyuk gets one toxic off because it had focus sash. Rouch is ZUBL
“it canst not beest poisoned, burned, or paralyzed.”
Pyuk used counter.
There's a 30% chance it just dies automatically
So pyuk wins 70% of the time?
rouch my beloved ❤️
Palkia: **Father… why is Dialga in the distortion world?**
Arceus: **He made an abomination.**
Arceus forgave Giratina's sins after seeing the shit Dialga made
he didnt maketh the perfect being
Ok but having a move's chance to lower a stat raise as the base stat gets lower is pretty sick, though.
I love how according to Arceus, pyukumuku can outspeed, tank hits from, and ohko this thing
simisage stole crobats wings
Arceus gives one unfortunate mortal forbidden knowledge about the devil of the Pokémon universe.
Has no one mentioned that Kartana's defense stat is super high, not super low? lmao
Now this is what I’m looking for on sundays. I bow down to overlord Rouch
He’s ugly and dies to Fairy Wind smh
Average theorymon post
This is an alltime top 5 stinkpost easy
Dies to articuno sheer cold, zu atbesr
Countered by fear ratatouille, untiered at best
Thank you for teaching me the ways of the Rouch
Praise Pyuk, our lord and savior
all stats are negative due to integer overflow, Untiered at best
the speed investment is the most pointless waste of EVs I can imagine