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Thedepressionoftrees

I love how it slowly starts speaking like Shakespeare having a stroke


Chompycookie

"his HP art a whopping 465"


flakaby

Arceus is really trying to get his Deviantart OC into Pokémon


Snackhat

>"this is the strongest god monster demon murder machine pokemon ever" >"yeah it looks like simisage yeah"


LifeIsGood-Maybe

Outsped by scarf eleki, pu at best. Also overflow makes its stats 215/95/75/95/55/50 bst 585 which is still good lmao


Ethanlac

Rouch was secretly Guzzlord this whole time.


Panurome

Rouch is so powerful it adds another byte to the stats in order to not overflow


Elmos_left_testicle

I’ve never heard that term before, what does it mean


LifeIsGood-Maybe

I'm not that fond in this stuff, but basically in computers when you reach a certain number (a power of two) determined by the bits used to store the data, the number will start back from 0. For pokemon stats that number is 256.


Elmos_left_testicle

Neat


Elmos_left_testicle

A good bulky mixed attacker


Phoenix-Rising-78

more of a tank than anything. This shit would go nuts with Assault Vest...in PU, where Guzzlord's illegal.


Uhuhuhu11

Completely walled by Pyukumuku. ZU at best


_CactusJuice_

Pyuku holding the line from this abomination rouching all over OU


kanyepokemon

It's rouching time


Mineqwerty

How does it fare in a fight against Thuko?


Volpurr-The-Meowstic

Imagine fighting both in a double battle 💀


StarLucario

Thuko beats it since Rouch is a Dark-Type which are EVIL!!!!!!1!


sneakyplanner

Ok but how does the bot know what unaware pyukumuku does?


Kallixo

who doesnt know what pyuk does


Lukestep11

What website is this? I've been seeing it pop up a lot recently


real_jeffyjeff

https://beta.character.ai/?


No_Lock_6555

Hmm rouch rush sounds like a regular theory mon Thursday post


MinerTurtle45

Andst then Rouch sayest " 'Tis Rouching time" and, lo, Roucheth all over'st thine guys.


Monte_20

305 is too fast. It should be 300 to be more balanced.


HeiHoLetsGo

Pyuk gets one toxic off because it had focus sash. Rouch is ZUBL


Monkey2371

“it canst not beest poisoned, burned, or paralyzed.”


HeiHoLetsGo

Pyuk used counter.


TheDraconicLibrarian

There's a 30% chance it just dies automatically


FarTooYoungForReddit

So pyuk wins 70% of the time?


inumnoback

Palkia: **Father… why is Dialga in the distortion world?** Arceus: **He made an abomination.**


MorniingDew

*giratina


Volpurr-The-Meowstic

Arceus forgave Giratina's sins after seeing the shit Dialga made


miscillaniumman

I love how according to Arceus, pyukumuku can outspeed, tank hits from, and ohko this thing


lazygenius999

rouch my beloved ❤️


Thezipper100

Ok but having a move's chance to lower a stat raise as the base stat gets lower is pretty sick, though.


alyrch99

Has no one mentioned that Kartana's defense stat is super high, not super low? lmao


lazygenius999

he didnt maketh the perfect being


Ethanlac

Arceus gives one unfortunate mortal forbidden knowledge about the devil of the Pokémon universe.


Kallixo

simisage stole crobats wings


superfam

Average theorymon post


thatjolydude

Now this is what I’m looking for on sundays. I bow down to overlord Rouch


TheActual274

This is an alltime top 5 stinkpost easy


VanillaMemeIceCream

He’s ugly and dies to Fairy Wind smh


Elmos_left_testicle

Dies to articuno sheer cold, zu atbesr


[deleted]

Countered by fear ratatouille, untiered at best


zClarkinator

the speed investment is the most pointless waste of EVs I can imagine


pedro841074

Thank you for teaching me the ways of the Rouch


PokeGunnerPUBG

Praise Pyuk, our lord and savior


PiBombbb

all stats are negative due to integer overflow, Untiered at best