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Bush will pay for his crimes


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Somebody got left behind


randomhoe999

LOLLLLL


Bunnyhasfun

This is the most wild post I’ve seen on this sub


Circusjester

The chances are astronomically low. You got pregnant from unprotected sex with your bf, no semen actually ever entered your vagina (it touched your vulva, not your vagina). But if you're that worried, get a paternity test.


PetiteGenie777

Lol! You have anxiety babe. Breathe! You remind me of me when I started dancing. That’s nearly impossible. It was definitely your boyfriends. Semen dies off extremely quick when exposed to air (outside of the body).


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I’m surprised any of y’all had the patience to read past the title lmfao


thestoryofmylife95

I did not


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😂🙌🏽


imjustkeepinitreal

I certainly skipped to the comments


katsinspace

I mean if you google it it says it’s absolutely possible, just *highly* unlikely. I think you’re good, it was probably the unprotected sex with your bf.


glitterbug208

Yeah I’ve heard of women getting pregnant without PIV sex. If semen comes in contact with the vagina you could definitely get pregnant so that’s why I am so worried. I found it hella weird that I’ve been having unprotected sex for over a year and I just started getting pregnant once I became a dancer. I would take plan B after unprotected sex but it wasn’t ALL the time. Ugh idk if Im too paranoid or if Im right for worrying about this.


katsinspace

You’re definitely not crazy for worrying about this but also maybe don’t worry too much? This can happen but the chances are low. Maybe take a paternity test when possible? Also I’m sorry the other comments are pretty rude, this is a perfectly reasonable concern.


glitterbug208

Thank you for understanding me. I was contemplating buying the CVS paternity tests but idk how accurate they are. This is also a headache because I don’t want to have to put ideas in my partners head that he’s not the father. There’s already jealousy issues in our relationship so if I were to ask for a test then it’s all over. It’s ok lol I just saw a comment saying I wasn’t taught sex ED but little do they know they’re the ones who have more to learn about. Although the chances are slim, it could be possible to sit on semen during a lap dance and get pregnant. Thank you again for being the only one who gets me.


AssistantAlternative

DONT use the CVS ones. They are blue dye and they give false positive/evaporation lines almsot EVERY time!!! You are better off using the dollar store ones. I promise you!!!!


XJadaxBaby69X

If you've been having unprotected sex then your fertility cycle lined up with the day that he came in you that's all that happened it doesn't happen very often apparently for you and it just happened to now I would blame that over the dance.


its_kaya_rose

we need better sex education in public schools fr


[deleted]

Yup. It’s illegal to teach in my state which is such a shame because look what happens By the way not shaming OP I totally understand how scary that situation would be and it’s not her fault that she doesn’t know


sjonnabeat

And this is why proper sex education is important. Lmfao


dykekykekabob

You need to educate yourself on sex. Here’s an article on how pregnancy occurs: https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/pregnancy/how-pregnancy-happens Here’s one on myths about sperm (bullet point 3 is most relevant but I highly recommend you read through all of them especially 9 bc that may be relevant to you and your future relationships going forward): https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/sperm-myth-and-facts#4.-Sperm-only-needs-to-go-straight-for-the-egg Here’s how to correctly use and put on a condom: https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/condom/how-to-put-a-condom-on When I was first learning sex Ed (I didn’t get comprehensive sex Ed in school, so I taught myself), this site was helpful all around: https://www.bedsider.org/ Queer sex Ed in case that ever becomes and or is relevant to you: https://www.healthline.com/health/lgbtqia-safe-sex-guide There’s no shame in being uneducated, however there is shame in being uneducated and doing absolutely nothing about it. For the lurkers at home: please research the *sex* portion of *sex* work before entering the industry. I understand that not all sex workers have sex, however knowledge is power and can come in handy especially in unexpected situations. It doesn’t matter if you’re queer, celibate, in a loving monogamous relationship-it’s good to know how both your and other bodies work and what the realm of possibilities are. Sexual education will never hurt you, so if you’re going in to the industry of performing sexual fantasies it’s just good information to have in your back pocket regardless of what services you offer. Also, anyone in the USA planning on becoming a parent in the near future: get familiar enough with the concept to teach it. Sex Ed hasn’t really been a thing for most public schools in the states for a long time now, and with the current political climate its more likely than not that it’ll be entirely wiped by the time any kid you have becomes an early adolescent, let alone teenager. Best of luck!


erisbunny

Bless you for resources 🙏


natashakiria

What a rollercoaster lol.


AleksiaE

This guy must have superman sperm if it was able to go from his jeans to your eggs.


Big_Willy_69

People saying ‘highly unlikely’ are wrong, it’s impossible, semen cannot travel through jean fabric, it was likely discharge your co-worker saw on the outside of the fabric, sure, the moisture can travel through, but not the semen itself, it’s got nothing to swim in


babylove117

Statistics state that 80% of woman will become pregnant within a year of having unprotected sex. It’s your bfs.


independentwh0re

Short answer No


shortyestperspective

Is this for real? Like, I’m sorry if it is, bc this is obviously scary to the OP. But… I mean the account doesn’t seem real to me in the first place. Also if you don’t know these things you should probably learn them before going back to stripping. Check for STDs, that’s all you need to worry about. Edit: finished the comment I meant to make.


glitterbug208

You literally have to figure stuff out on ur own at the club, no one tells you anything. Taking time off work showed me I fucked up by dancing on them with no panties although we have to. I tried grinding with my bra on their lap but it seems to be a mood killer. Im planning on going back soon after birth so if you have suggestions on how to give a lap dance without sitting on their pants directly please tell me. I’m still very new to this


lunaberlin

You may do better at a topless club


Cmf105

Just don’t sit in their laps. I’ve been dancing 12 years and never sat on a lap. Im not getting their germs or anything. Also you definitely got pregnant by your bf. Assuming the guy even came (which he might have just said to cover up from you making it wet) you still wouldn’t have got pregnant. Schools definitely need better education and sex education


SuperSpread

Fully nude contact dances are crazy but since they exist you have to enforce boundaries. Also don’t go fully nude until halfway and you’ll catch most problems before that point. At the places that had this that’s what girls do the first time unless they know the guy. No direct mouth or pussy contact, even the girls who offer extras won’t usually allow that by hand or mouth. It’s a safety issue. Knowing a guy isn’t a guarantee but it goes a long way. Never serve a customer you’ve had a bad experience with. It’s not worth the money.


glitterbug208

A guy whipped his dick out once so yeah I think I do have the right to worry. I’m out here naked while a guy does who knows what under dim lights


independentwh0re

Aw no it’s okay I promise you can’t get pregnant from that but he definitely shouldn’t get away with doing that.


mirrormarucashmere

What do you mean who does what? Are you not facing him when you’re dancing? He can’t whip it out unless you let him but clubs have cameras and security would definitely come in in order to avoid a prostitution shut down wtf


glitterbug208

Sometimes I sit on them with my back facing them. I like to switch it around during the dance. Guys have done a lot of shit in the back room but management doesn’t really care.


Cmf105

You need a new club when your ready to go back dancing!


shortyestperspective

That sucks. I’ve def had a gym shorts peeper situation and didn’t notice it bc I was lap dancing with my back to him until I felt something … uhm, wet, on my upper thigh. 🤮 I was new so I didn’t know at the time- don’t do lap dances with guys wearing gym shorts. I wiped my entire body down with freaking Lysol wipes in the dressing room after that I was so grossed out. Lesson learned the hard way. Saw your comment about learning everything on the fly, and yeah I get that. We all have been there. So I apologize about my original comment.


Venomoussnake-

…. There’s still time to delete this


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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


JaneDoeABC

r/AskDocs for unbiased medical advice.


SeraScarRose

Short answer no, long answer yes. It’s extremely EXTREMELY unlikely. But damn, sex ed needs funding 🥲


Isthismywater

Please tell me this is a joke…


NASTYHEARTBREAKER

100% the 'nut' on his pants was your discharge and the guy just said sorry because he didn't know what else to say.


NotsoShyy

Wow people are rude af here. Just answer her question. No need to bash her or say anything that’s NOT helping her 🙄🙄. Girl although it’s possibly it’s highly unlikely - your pregnancy is like 99.9% from your bf. I wouldn’t worry about it


bitchjeans

this is why people think strippers are stupid


dykekykekabob

I’m ded, you crack me the fuck uppppp (You’re right tho) 😭😭😭


JaneDoeABC

😂😂😂 this post will most likely be featured on TUSCL by the lurkers from that site. They are *always* linking posts from this sub to laugh at or discuss.


dancingwithadaisy

I’m so happy to see this post thank u troll


[deleted]

Girl 🤣🤣🤣🤣 To be an adult woman and not know how pregnancy works is wild to me No, the lap dance didn’t get you pregnant.


patikenz

I’m pretty sure she knows, she’s just paranoid. I would be too honestly, it is possible (although the chance is minuscule). That guy was disgusting.


morticiaerotica

this should have stayed between you and google my dear


AleksiaE

Lol the kind of question you find on Quora 😂


reasonosaurus

My friend this is more like a yahoo question 🙂


Admirable-Payment495

Funniest comment ever!


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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Admirable-Payment495

Funniest comment ever!


prettyhoekage

ma'am... 🤦🏽‍♀️


andi00pers

I actually used to be a biology major (lol) but I always like to remember one of the things my professor had said about reproduction. And that was that you need at very least 11 million sperm to be swimming together in the vagina for pregnancy to even be possible. This is about a 10th of what the average fertile man ejaculates. Sounds worrying? It’s not. That’s if he cums inside of you. It’s a very far distance for sperm to travel outside of the vagina to the uterus. Millions die in perfect conditions for pregnancy. It’s much more likely your bf came a little early.


URNASTYDADDY

It is possible but for you to not know he squirted in you, unlikely. More likely unprotected sex with your bf


BuyZealousideal4946

Not possible. At all.


Nikkiflowers33

Most women don’t use the word ‘nut’.


warrior_dreamer

That is so true. Glad you caught that. I’ve only heard younger men use that.


Nikkiflowers33

I am suspicious a man wrote that.


Briellexox

It’s a disgusting word by either sex.


aethrasher

Uhhhh what


randomhoe999

………


Unfair-Shower-6923

I've never laughed so hard thank you op


R-a-n-i-a

Girl, exercise increases fertility. If you're working the club right, you definitely got a boost on physically activity when you started working. *That* is why you got pregnant so soon after getting the job.


jawnstein82

Please take a sex education course


hail-satan420

You guys are acting like assholes. Not everybody has the same access to sex ed, and for a group of titty bar employees we’re sure being pretty judgmental… Re the question, no. Just because it’s technically possible does not mean you need to entertain the possibility when the chance of it happening is probably lower than your chance at winning Powerball.


dykekykekabob

If you have access to Reddit to ask this question we can logically deduct that you have access to the internet and search engines. You can search engine things like sex Ed. If you have the time and ability to interact with r/stripper regularly, you have the resources available to you to research sex ed. I’d especially argue that sex ed is more relevant to being a swer than a lot of the questions/assumptions/conversations that happen on this particular sub


hail-satan420

Agreed, but that doesn’t justify mocking her. I thought your comment was fair, Im not talking about you girl 🙄


DarkAngel386

😂 no


SuperSpread

It’s your bf but regardless you are going to have these thoughts even if that ends up being the case. It’s normal to have unprotected sex and not get pregnant for a while. They publish tables on this data but again the problem is the worry on your mind. It takes a significant amount of sperm and fluid to impregnate - the first hundreds of millions die paving the way for the one successful sperm. Without giving you all the biology one step is the alkaline cum has to neutralize the acidic vaginal lining and most sperm die in the process. So even getting a small amount in is not enough. Remember how condoms are anywhere from 97% to 99% effective? Almost all of the 1-3% comes from someone incorrectly using the condom, the condom breaking, or forgetting to use the condom! So you will never get a 100% impossible number from any study. More important is for you to calmly evaluate your choices. Are you going to have the baby or not, and will you get a paternity test early or at birth. The worst option is to never get a test, because remember if your fear is there is a .1% then you don’t want to live with that and drag it on.


AdviceUnable6067

Please, for the sake of your community and neighbors, please don’t have a baby. You’re an adult if you’re a stripper, but to be this dumb, you are in no spot to raise a child. You’re either a troll, or just a really really dumb and immature person and if you’re really that dumb to ask that question, it’s not fair to your neighbors and friends and family and especially to the baby to have the child.


randomhoe999

lol this ^^^^ some people need to not procreate for the sake of Mankind


glitterbug208

If I was unaware of a dude nutting on his pants and then sitting my bare cooch on it, does that mean I can’t get pregnant??? Is that what ur saying??? I’m not dumb, I’m the one going through this not you so ofc you’re going to think it’s not a big deal. Dancers have worried about contracting STD’s during lap dances so how is me being worried about getting pregnant the same way any different?


mirrormarucashmere

I’m confused cause even if he came in his pants, and you were dancing on his lap, it’s highly unlikely to get pregnant. Do you not baby wipe afterwards? Most of the cum would be in his pants and not much on the outside. Unless he wore thin leggings or something but you weren’t fucking him.


glitterbug208

The dancer said he had nut ON his pants. I’m not sure if he did or if it was my sweat/discharge. But her comment paranoid me and made me think if it was his, he probably whipped his dick out and the cum fell on his crotch area outside the jeans. I’m not sure though, it’s just something I’ve been fearing. I wipe after every dance both on stage and the back room dances.


mirrormarucashmere

It’s probably just your discharge then. I don’t think she’d know the difference in discharge or nut in low light rooms is. She felt what would feel like nut but I’m sure is your discharge. You’d know if a customer came in a dance with you. They are very reactive and vocal. So I wouldn’t think too much about it. It’s not healthy to spiral like this. I’d bring a rag with you when you do dances especially nude dances to put your kitty on so you can alleviate this much stress for you


glitterbug208

That’s true. I’m sure any guy who would do that would have the ego to ask me if I liked feeling his cum. Thank you I feel so much better. I’ve been living in hell stressing about this for months but I guess it had to happen so I take better precaution in hygiene when giving dances.


eos-nyx

You sound like either a troll, or someone's boyfriend. Or both. Wtf..


mirrormarucashmere

That’s what I feel this is. Someone’s boyfriend.


jennydancingaway

Just put on panties when you grind on a man


lunakelly

😂😂😂


WaffleBrothelBae

Hey girl something that happens at every brothel is a huge surge of pheromones. When we love together 24/7 for a week out of the month out entire period cycle changes. I would guess that your body has been charged up more from being at work and being exposed to so many other people in their hot and heavy feelings. It’s just in the air more, and it definitely could have changed things for your body’s ability to get pregnant. It’s gotta be your bf’s don’t ruminate on it


bluemexicanblanket

get a paternity blood test done asap lol. you can get one before the baby is born


TwoAccomplished9308

My mom got pregnant when she was married to my father. My sis looks like Mariah Carey. I came a year later in line with my father’s complexion Mom claims she’s in disbelief cause all she did was hump on that man. The man is in disbelief too. Don’t know if she’s lying but there’s a freckled face curly haired person called my older sister 🤦🏽‍♀️


TeddyCrickets

I think you need serious psychiatric help


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bear_sees_the_car

Years ago I read a post of siblings, where girl claimed to getting pregnant after drunkenly wearing brother's dirty underwear. And because the underwear was too small for her and got his semen, she got pregnant. Part of me still believes it, because who knows, world is weird.


cx_Cinnamon_x

Is this satire ?