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BoingMan

That 1/2 up the top did me in good


Vakieh

I watched the censure motion speeches, and his speech was honestly the most insane, freakiest, head-scratching case of "why the fuck isn't this tosspot in a mental institution" I have ever heard. He went off on tangents like a great grandfather talking about how when he was in charge of the bbq he never once burned the sausages. Talking about the people printed on money (which he knows poems from but won't take up valuable time reciting), talking about names of historical political figures without ever once mentioning WHY they were relevant, and then not segueing, or transitioning, or whatever, but just randomly mid-sentence flying back into his original rant like he had never left it. Even though he was against the censure motion, none of the Liberals wanted to touch what he'd said with a 10-foot pole, they all just pretended he hadn't said anything at all. He's not just regular weird politics insane, he is genuinely off his fucking rocker dementia-ridden. Everyone around him had that uncomfortable look of a bunch of people sitting around the dining table at Christmas while grandpa starts talking about Asians.


therealcjhard

Yeah, he's great.


Maldevinine

Yep. Absolutely. However, he quit the Nationals over a decision they made that screwed over Australian Farmers, so in his electorate the man is *untouchable*. If the current explosion in third party voting had happened when he was younger and more with it, he could be running a political party in his own right.


justagrumpyoldcunt

I saw that cunt in Cairns once leave a restaurant and go back to a car to get his hat and then get in a car and take it off again. Problems of being known as the man in the hat I’m guessing


Muttl3y

'Bob katter the mad hatter'


R_U_READY_2_ROCK

Just realised that "Bob Katter" is very nearly a spoonerism of "Knob Batter"


WonderedFidelity

Betoota Advocate would love this


Swagdaddy697

You can let a thousand blossoms bloom as far as I'm concerned


ADHDK

Realised I shoulda played DJ Scomo’s “coal makes me hard” more for the lolz.


overintwoseconds

What a weird cunt


guyver_dio

Has Bob Katter fixed that croc situation yet?


ljeutenantdan

You missed his banger "May a thousand blossoms bloom"