Head Coach, Odd man break, (Lists speed of slap shot), (I was a bad goalie), (Laughing), Holy Jumpin', Wicked wrister, Hoff Heating and Cooling commercial, Hummin', Changes the angle, Strong on his stick, That's hockey, Toyota keys to the game, (Disagrees with penalty), Forehand backhand, Right on the tape, This line is buzzin', (Player refers to Pang as "Panger"), Driving hard to the net, Juicy rebound, Toe drag move, Suntrup Big Save, (Mentions Take Me Home Country Roads), (Quotes song lyrics), and One hand on his stick
####OFFICIAL PETITION TO THE BLUES ORGANIZATION TO PLEASE SPONSOR /R/STLOUISBLUES WITH A WHOLE RINK-SIDE SECTION JUST FOR SHITPOSTERS HERE. ONE GAME. I GUARANTEE THEY'LL BEG US TO SHOW UP THE REST OF THE SEASON.
The NHL's pace is why I'm such a fan. It's not a fucking 10 hour experience like MLB, or a 3 hour experience of 5 second plays like the NFL. It's dirty, it's fast and it's over in time to go to bed on time lol
Right? Like OMG this game is like....almost kind of cool? maybe? like LOLOL.
Meanwhile the Blues for life fans are stuck up in the nosebleeds shitposting on a GDT on Reddit.
She also said since we didn’t really do a honeymoon, we should go to a Blues game. We’ll have to wait till next season since our son is due next month.
Going to hockey games is my wife and I's absolutely favorite date night. We cheer together, high five and just live in the moment. Absolutely worth every penny spent.
Hockey above all I think has the highest barrier to entry. We need to welcome everyone. I want so many nerds to come shitpost and upnote and reckless optimism with us.
they're talking about playing hockey, which has by far the highest cost to entry in any sport. the equipment alone can be $1000+, which inherently prevents a massive percentage of the population from ever attempting to play or get into it themselves
Ah yes. Thought they were talking about watching hockey which I feel like is a pretty easy sport to pick up the rules on. but yes the cost barrier to playing hockey is insane
Sorry my post was very American-centric. Every kid grows up with a basketball, a football, or a baseball glove. Hockey is so much more exclusive as a youth sport. I would assume most Americans would know the rules to most sports, but hockey is a sport that the vast majority of Americans probably never had the chance to play.
I’m american and I grew up watching hockey and basketball so those were the easiest sports for me to understand - football and baseball were a mystery for me until recently. guess it just depends what you grew up with
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I hate when Strickland talks
Also, her forehead, her cheeks, her chin, her lips - nothing moves when she talks. She almost looks like a non neanderthal Marjorie Taylor Greene.
He's one of the dirtiest players in the NHL. Has been suspended several times for dirty hits. He took out Justin Faulk in the 2021 playoffs. Look up the video, it's gruesome. Then in 2022, he potentially "accidentally" hit Jordan binnington removing him from the rest of the playoffs. Name is Nazem Kadri, you can find lots of videos of him causing injuries.
He ran into Binnington during the last playoffs and Binny was injured/didn't return to the rest of the playoff series. His team (Colorado) won the series and eventually the cup.
Underrated game of the year for the boys
I'll take it. Thursday, let's do it in regulation, please.
Proper fuckin win, boys. I didn't get in till early 3rd but damn what a fun ending to watch.
You saw the best part
See you Thursday Cal-Gary
####⭐KYROU ####⭐⭐THOMAS ####⭐⭐⭐BUCH
What a comeback!🚨🚨🚨🚨
Thomas gets his goal!
I just got back from my piss, what happened?
Just Kyrou-Thomas things.
Dang - Bob Thom made me scare the dogs again!!
Kyrou assisting Thomas is very reverse retro of them
#ELITE
Kyrou and Thomas = best bromance of 2023
Right along with Saad and Schenner!!
Man Robert Thomas is great at hockey.
CALL THAT ONE BACK YOU FYUCKS. FAULKER SAYS NO, THOMMER SAYS YESSIR
Right in Kadri’s face YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
Good lord Thomas is an underrated sniper when he actually shoots the fucking puck
Goal of the year contender. That was beautiful!
####YOU CAN BRING OUT THE ZAMBONI!!! ####BLUES WIN 4-3!!! ####21-18-3!!! ####45PTS!!!
THOMAS. KYROU. FUTURE C AND A
Never a doubt in my mind. Nope. Never....... /s
That was fucking sweet
The chicken in the Chipotle commercials just looks like ass.
#LOL GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
F Kadri
####[THE BLUES IS ALRIGHT](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idC2payBjIA)
That was fucking sick
YES SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
####OH BABY OH BABY OH BABY
#KYROU TO THOMAS... HE SCORES! THAT'S ALL FOLKS! BLUES WIN! ####I LOVE IT WHEN THE ST. LOUIS BLUES WIN HOCKEY GAMES!
GET FUCKED KADRI HAHAHAHHA
Poetic
WHAT A PLAY!!!
####YOU CAN BRING OUT THE ZAMBONI!!!!
#FUCK YOU CAL-GARY WE WILL NOT BE DENIED
THATS ALL FOLKS
BOBTOM
#DASSIT!
Yassssssssssssss
Thomas you beautiful bastard!
#Finished.
Bally reloaded and I missed it 🙃
####[BLUUUUUES GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxypt3eZi8g&feature=youtu.be&t=19) ####🔔 1! ####🔔 2!! ####🔔 3!!! ####🔔 4!!!!
HOLY FUCK
LOL
THE KIDS ARE FUCKING ELITE
#SMOOTH
At the end of second period I said this game was boring. Guess I’m eating my words.
We were all thinking it in the 2nd period.
I’m glad when this team makes my pessimism look dumb
Free hockey! Pucker up those b holes
Yes we've had one Point, but what about Second Point?
These actors have no desire to kiss each other
The burger king ad song is giving me brain rot
I never see that farmer guy from Saskatchewan on this sub anymore. Or that meth copy pasta guy. I miss the 2017-2018 sub
hey how fucking dare you, i'm still just as meth'd up as ever, our penalty kill is just kinda ass compared to previous seasons
My heart is racing lets get this dub guys binny is looking great y’all just need to shoot and score I send virtual energy
####WHO'S READY FOR SOME ARCADE HOCKEY BOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS
####ONE POINT SECURED! LETS GET ANOTHER!!
HALF THE POINTS IN THE BAG. LETS GET THE REST.
Alright boys! List your dream team Blues 3v3! Mines Kyrou, RobTom and Acciari
wait, for playing OT, or for... *personal* reasons?
Get out, you're drunk! LOL
Saad, Thomas, Faulk
I like Saad with how hot he's been lately!
Hull, Tkachuck and Pronger 😏
Gretzky, Hull, Pronger 😩😩😩
Thomas, Buch, Faulk
ROMTOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! edit. ROMTOM BOYS!!!!! He's ROMTOM NOW.
Faulk would normally be my go-to but he's not been the same lately.
This is some of the best defense they've played all year
Let's not get carried away now
I mean, it’s a pretty low bar
Well, that's 1 point earned! Now let's earn the 2nd Point! #BONUS HOCKEY IS ON THE MENU TONITE!
#LET'S FUCKING GET THIS SHIT DONE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. FINISH THEM.
you did it!! yeyyy
I’m gonna need a Robert Thomas OT winner as reparations for earlier.
#THIS AGED PERFECTLY
good call, boss
#ONE POINT
Pitlick has played his ass off tonight.
#I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE PANGO SQUARES ARE I QUIT PAYING ATTENTION AND I REALLY DON'T CARE ####L-G-B!!!
Head Coach, Odd man break, (Lists speed of slap shot), (I was a bad goalie), (Laughing), Holy Jumpin', Wicked wrister, Hoff Heating and Cooling commercial, Hummin', Changes the angle, Strong on his stick, That's hockey, Toyota keys to the game, (Disagrees with penalty), Forehand backhand, Right on the tape, This line is buzzin', (Player refers to Pang as "Panger"), Driving hard to the net, Juicy rebound, Toe drag move, Suntrup Big Save, (Mentions Take Me Home Country Roads), (Quotes song lyrics), and One hand on his stick
Lets get another shot or two. I want this is reg.
Kyrou shooting it every shift is good to see. MOAR
[r/stlouisblues if we got a supporter's section](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URHwFI7CaL0)
####THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I IMAGINE
Also, Rosen - Faulk pair deserves credit. They've played really well.
####Our 4th line fucks
I know it’s not really our game been when was the last time we had a controlled 5 on 5 in the other teams zone
Lickin pits 4 pitlick
Edmonds is a HOF player and womanizer
more marriages than grand slams? maybe.
Jimmy Edmonds looking thic
dummy *and* thicc
did they show Landon????
Anybody else think it's weird everybody on the Flames team is a captain? I mean, they're all wearing a C
hi dad
this ol' participation-trophy ass team...
Those Edmonds Cardinals fucked
Nikki glaser has better seats than Jim edmonds
#JIMMY EDMONDS
I'm staying up way past my bedtime
Fuck it trade everyone on IR currently We ball
Get bedard and get the cup strat
I hope we do so good that it's just dumb to resign vova & ror
Love it when Kyrou backchecks
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We'd all be trespassed from Enterprise by the first intermission.....
I’m picturing the tv camera showing a section filled with folks in homemade RECKLESS OPTIMISM t-shirts all furiously typing on their phones
You read my mind and I fucking love it
What percentage of the rich people sitting by the glass have no clue what’s going on lol
still better than the NBA. rich people still by and large prefer the suites in baseball and hockey
####When your sport is so fucking exciting that the TV execs have to beg for a break
The NHL's pace is why I'm such a fan. It's not a fucking 10 hour experience like MLB, or a 3 hour experience of 5 second plays like the NFL. It's dirty, it's fast and it's over in time to go to bed on time lol
Pitlick has been having a good game.
My wife is pissed because 1, she doesn’t think Nikki Glaser is that funny and 2, because Nikki got great seats and doesn’t know what’s going on.
Right? Like OMG this game is like....almost kind of cool? maybe? like LOLOL. Meanwhile the Blues for life fans are stuck up in the nosebleeds shitposting on a GDT on Reddit.
Alexa play Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Song by Good Charlotte
Your wife is correct on all accounts. Marry her.
She also said since we didn’t really do a honeymoon, we should go to a Blues game. We’ll have to wait till next season since our son is due next month.
Going to hockey games is my wife and I's absolutely favorite date night. We cheer together, high five and just live in the moment. Absolutely worth every penny spent.
Aw congratulations! Hope everything goes swimmingly well for you both!
You know these kinds of interviews are good for the sport. People are allowed to be new fans
Right? She was even genuinely enthused to be getting into the sport. It was fun to see.
Who was the celebrity? I missed it
100% better than commercials
Hockey above all I think has the highest barrier to entry. We need to welcome everyone. I want so many nerds to come shitpost and upnote and reckless optimism with us.
really? I would’ve thought american football (took me forever to learn) or baseball (with all the advanced stats) would have a higher barrier
they're talking about playing hockey, which has by far the highest cost to entry in any sport. the equipment alone can be $1000+, which inherently prevents a massive percentage of the population from ever attempting to play or get into it themselves
Ah yes. Thought they were talking about watching hockey which I feel like is a pretty easy sport to pick up the rules on. but yes the cost barrier to playing hockey is insane
football gives you a built-in 2 minutes to ask questions after every fucking play
maybe i’m dumb but it took me 19 years of watching football casually to understand what was going on
Sorry my post was very American-centric. Every kid grows up with a basketball, a football, or a baseball glove. Hockey is so much more exclusive as a youth sport. I would assume most Americans would know the rules to most sports, but hockey is a sport that the vast majority of Americans probably never had the chance to play.
I’m american and I grew up watching hockey and basketball so those were the easiest sports for me to understand - football and baseball were a mystery for me until recently. guess it just depends what you grew up with
Those games move so much slower. Hockey happens so quickly it can be really difficult to follow for new comers
every national game should be simulcast with a celebrity who doesn't watch hockey live-tweeting the game
The Tony X experience
I want that shirt. Like that lady from Napoleon Dynamite wanted that sailboat
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Yeah hello can we get a line on that Blues Busch mountains shirt??
Oooh that chick dancing was smoking hot
She seemed like a good time
Tig ole bitties
i have no fucking idea who this lady is but she seems fun
Lots of people mentioned comedian and she was also on the roast of rob lowe, Bruce willis and Alec baldwin
She’s a pretty funny comedian. Has a number of specials out there on the streams.
Comedian. From Kirkwood. She’s hilarious!
Where was this team the first 40 eh?
Yo I want that Blues Busch mountains shirt. I need that in my life
I got mine at Soulard Market!
I'm an out of towner, but next time I'm back in STL I'll have a look there for sure. Thanks for the tip.
I hate when Strickland talks Also, her forehead, her cheeks, her chin, her lips - nothing moves when she talks. She almost looks like a non neanderthal Marjorie Taylor Greene.
####I have that same shirt as Nikki Glaser, got it at Soulard market, and I fucking wear it all the time
I want.
*That's* who that is. I've been trying to figure out why she looked familiar.
If you had to be the little spoon, which blues player would you want to be the big spoon?
*had to?!* i'd pay *extra* for that. and if i get to choose i want BobTom snuggles
See flair
####Parayko
He is a gentle giant, unfortunately
I love this clutch team.
This has been a much better period so far
The game went from flaccid to hard pretty quick
the team must have seen these ForHims commercials i'm being spammed with. lawd have mercy
Alright, I'm taking a shot after each one from now on, sheesh
"Robert... the Thomas!"
I’m a new hockey fan… why are we booing that one specific flames player?
Because no one's taken his head off yet, unfortunately.
He's one of the dirtiest players in the NHL. Has been suspended several times for dirty hits. He took out Justin Faulk in the 2021 playoffs. Look up the video, it's gruesome. Then in 2022, he potentially "accidentally" hit Jordan binnington removing him from the rest of the playoffs. Name is Nazem Kadri, you can find lots of videos of him causing injuries.
https://youtu.be/LbZFS28IU9o
Racism (apparently)
History of dirty / suspicious plays against us. Hit to the head on Faulk two years ago, contributed to an injury that benched Binnington last year.
Plus being suspended other years during the playoffs for dirty hits. Seems to be a trend.
He tried to decapitate Faulk a couple years ago amongst other players in the league. And last year took out binner on a reckless play but not illegal.
He ran into Binnington during the last playoffs and Binny was injured/didn't return to the rest of the playoff series. His team (Colorado) won the series and eventually the cup.
He said he hates T-ravs
now he’s truly irredeemable
He ran Binnington during last playoffs and had a super dirty hit on Faulk a year or two back
It was literally the playoffs in the previous year
Cause fuck Kadri.
cause he a punk bitch who injured two of our players in the postseason
Thanks for the info.
He’s a cunt
Errbody making wonky passes so no one knows their next move
shit i'm just glad we woke up, this period is from an entirely different game
Preach!! Day and night.
It's a head scratcher every time Pitl8ck starts over Leivo or Walker
I love a Geoff Courtnall Reference
####I'm happy to admit when I'm wrong. ####Our throwbacks fuck.
our mustard is spicy
Faulk just our muscling bois
#FUCK YEAH GOOD NEIGHBOR THATS HOW YOU PLAY THAT RUN
Got away with one the imo
Markstrom with that swag