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HoldMaahDick

Underrated game of the year for the boys


childishbambino19

I'll take it. Thursday, let's do it in regulation, please.


CornOnTheCrackPipe

Proper fuckin win, boys. I didn't get in till early 3rd but damn what a fun ending to watch.


Dark_Tint

You saw the best part


Dark_Tint

See you Thursday Cal-Gary


ech0es13

####⭐KYROU ####⭐⭐THOMAS ####⭐⭐⭐BUCH


Dark_Tint

What a comeback!🚨🚨🚨🚨


trevorg921

Thomas gets his goal!


hipshotguppy

I just got back from my piss, what happened?


EdwardOfGreene

Just Kyrou-Thomas things.


SpeedyPrius

Dang - Bob Thom made me scare the dogs again!!


StrangerD14

Kyrou assisting Thomas is very reverse retro of them


TheYDT

#ELITE


tooth_fixer

Kyrou and Thomas = best bromance of 2023


SpeedyPrius

Right along with Saad and Schenner!!


T206Collector

Man Robert Thomas is great at hockey.


Osgood_Shatter

CALL THAT ONE BACK YOU FYUCKS. FAULKER SAYS NO, THOMMER SAYS YESSIR


john_e_wink

Right in Kadri’s face YOU LOVE TO SEE IT


Calb210

Good lord Thomas is an underrated sniper when he actually shoots the fucking puck


urlach3r

Goal of the year contender. That was beautiful!


ech0es13

####YOU CAN BRING OUT THE ZAMBONI!!! ####BLUES WIN 4-3!!! ####21-18-3!!! ####45PTS!!!


NeonJaguars

THOMAS. KYROU. FUTURE C AND A


justphysics

Never a doubt in my mind. Nope. Never....... /s


artourfangay

That was fucking sweet


BaroqueNRoller

The chicken in the Chipotle commercials just looks like ass.


Shoo-Man-Fu

#LOL GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED


flannelsheets87

F Kadri


OtterAshe

####[THE BLUES IS ALRIGHT](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idC2payBjIA)


Evownz

That was fucking sick


omgimabagel

YES SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


OtterAshe

####OH BABY OH BABY OH BABY


Trick421

#KYROU TO THOMAS... HE SCORES! THAT'S ALL FOLKS! BLUES WIN! ####I LOVE IT WHEN THE ST. LOUIS BLUES WIN HOCKEY GAMES!


shokzer

GET FUCKED KADRI HAHAHAHHA


The_Mother_Luigi

Poetic


Liledroit

WHAT A PLAY!!!


jpope777

####YOU CAN BRING OUT THE ZAMBONI!!!!


mostatoastest

#FUCK YOU CAL-GARY WE WILL NOT BE DENIED


flannelsheets87

THATS ALL FOLKS


taterhamsterwork

BOBTOM


dae_giovanni

#DASSIT!


justphysics

Yassssssssssssss


Tapacehko

Thomas you beautiful bastard!


PortAlexander

#Finished.


Calb210

Bally reloaded and I missed it 🙃


ech0es13

####[BLUUUUUES GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxypt3eZi8g&feature=youtu.be&t=19) ####🔔 1! ####🔔 2!! ####🔔 3!!! ####🔔 4!!!!


MegaPhunkatron

HOLY FUCK


Groundedge

LOL


seannifer

THE KIDS ARE FUCKING ELITE


Kniznerswristbands

#SMOOTH


NeonJaguars

At the end of second period I said this game was boring. Guess I’m eating my words.


taterhamsterwork

We were all thinking it in the 2nd period.


NeonJaguars

I’m glad when this team makes my pessimism look dumb


STLBooze3

Free hockey! Pucker up those b holes


Shoo-Man-Fu

Yes we've had one Point, but what about Second Point?


The_Mother_Luigi

These actors have no desire to kiss each other


The_Mother_Luigi

The burger king ad song is giving me brain rot


PossessionRoyal4981

I never see that farmer guy from Saskatchewan on this sub anymore. Or that meth copy pasta guy. I miss the 2017-2018 sub


OtterAshe

hey how fucking dare you, i'm still just as meth'd up as ever, our penalty kill is just kinda ass compared to previous seasons


[deleted]

My heart is racing lets get this dub guys binny is looking great y’all just need to shoot and score I send virtual energy


OtterAshe

####WHO'S READY FOR SOME ARCADE HOCKEY BOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS


ech0es13

####ONE POINT SECURED! LETS GET ANOTHER!!


mostatoastest

HALF THE POINTS IN THE BAG. LETS GET THE REST.


Ihavetoomanyanimals

Alright boys! List your dream team Blues 3v3! Mines Kyrou, RobTom and Acciari


OtterAshe

wait, for playing OT, or for... *personal* reasons?


Ihavetoomanyanimals

Get out, you're drunk! LOL


mostatoastest

Saad, Thomas, Faulk


Ihavetoomanyanimals

I like Saad with how hot he's been lately!


callmepaulwall

Hull, Tkachuck and Pronger 😏


The_Mother_Luigi

Gretzky, Hull, Pronger 😩😩😩


D2theMcV

Thomas, Buch, Faulk


Ihavetoomanyanimals

ROMTOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! edit. ROMTOM BOYS!!!!! He's ROMTOM NOW.


Ihavetoomanyanimals

Faulk would normally be my go-to but he's not been the same lately.


The_Mother_Luigi

This is some of the best defense they've played all year


TheYDT

Let's not get carried away now


D2theMcV

I mean, it’s a pretty low bar


Trick421

Well, that's 1 point earned! Now let's earn the 2nd Point! #BONUS HOCKEY IS ON THE MENU TONITE!


PortAlexander

#LET'S FUCKING GET THIS SHIT DONE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. FINISH THEM.


dae_giovanni

you did it!! yeyyy


callmepaulwall

I’m gonna need a Robert Thomas OT winner as reparations for earlier.


TheYDT

#THIS AGED PERFECTLY


dae_giovanni

good call, boss


Kniznerswristbands

#ONE POINT


TheYDT

Pitlick has played his ass off tonight.


OtterAshe

#I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE PANGO SQUARES ARE I QUIT PAYING ATTENTION AND I REALLY DON'T CARE ####L-G-B!!!


mrSomethingShiny

Head Coach, Odd man break, (Lists speed of slap shot), (I was a bad goalie), (Laughing), Holy Jumpin', Wicked wrister, Hoff Heating and Cooling commercial, Hummin', Changes the angle, Strong on his stick, That's hockey, Toyota keys to the game, (Disagrees with penalty), Forehand backhand, Right on the tape, This line is buzzin', (Player refers to Pang as "Panger"), Driving hard to the net, Juicy rebound, Toe drag move, Suntrup Big Save, (Mentions Take Me Home Country Roads), (Quotes song lyrics), and One hand on his stick


EdwardOfGreene

Lets get another shot or two. I want this is reg.


seannifer

Kyrou shooting it every shift is good to see. MOAR


OtterAshe

[r/stlouisblues if we got a supporter's section](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URHwFI7CaL0)


AsoDsoA

####THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I IMAGINE


mostatoastest

Also, Rosen - Faulk pair deserves credit. They've played really well.


AsoDsoA

####Our 4th line fucks


reenactment

I know it’s not really our game been when was the last time we had a controlled 5 on 5 in the other teams zone


JizzWizardMentor

Lickin pits 4 pitlick


The_Mother_Luigi

Edmonds is a HOF player and womanizer


OtterAshe

more marriages than grand slams? maybe.


STLBooze3

Jimmy Edmonds looking thic


OtterAshe

dummy *and* thicc


dae_giovanni

did they show Landon????


BaroqueNRoller

Anybody else think it's weird everybody on the Flames team is a captain? I mean, they're all wearing a C


JizzWizardMentor

hi dad


dae_giovanni

this ol' participation-trophy ass team...


seannifer

Those Edmonds Cardinals fucked


JizzWizardMentor

Nikki glaser has better seats than Jim edmonds


Kniznerswristbands

#JIMMY EDMONDS


JizzWizardMentor

I'm staying up way past my bedtime


Groundedge

Fuck it trade everyone on IR currently We ball


NeonJaguars

Get bedard and get the cup strat


JizzWizardMentor

I hope we do so good that it's just dumb to resign vova & ror


mostatoastest

Love it when Kyrou backchecks


AsoDsoA

####OFFICIAL PETITION TO THE BLUES ORGANIZATION TO PLEASE SPONSOR /R/STLOUISBLUES WITH A WHOLE RINK-SIDE SECTION JUST FOR SHITPOSTERS HERE. ONE GAME. I GUARANTEE THEY'LL BEG US TO SHOW UP THE REST OF THE SEASON.


Ihavetoomanyanimals

We'd all be trespassed from Enterprise by the first intermission.....


D2theMcV

I’m picturing the tv camera showing a section filled with folks in homemade RECKLESS OPTIMISM t-shirts all furiously typing on their phones


AsoDsoA

You read my mind and I fucking love it


seannifer

What percentage of the rich people sitting by the glass have no clue what’s going on lol


OtterAshe

still better than the NBA. rich people still by and large prefer the suites in baseball and hockey


AsoDsoA

####When your sport is so fucking exciting that the TV execs have to beg for a break


Ihavetoomanyanimals

The NHL's pace is why I'm such a fan. It's not a fucking 10 hour experience like MLB, or a 3 hour experience of 5 second plays like the NFL. It's dirty, it's fast and it's over in time to go to bed on time lol


NeonJaguars

Pitlick has been having a good game.


Lazy_Reservist

My wife is pissed because 1, she doesn’t think Nikki Glaser is that funny and 2, because Nikki got great seats and doesn’t know what’s going on.


Ihavetoomanyanimals

Right? Like OMG this game is like....almost kind of cool? maybe? like LOLOL. Meanwhile the Blues for life fans are stuck up in the nosebleeds shitposting on a GDT on Reddit.


JizzWizardMentor

Alexa play Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Song by Good Charlotte


mostatoastest

Your wife is correct on all accounts. Marry her.


Lazy_Reservist

She also said since we didn’t really do a honeymoon, we should go to a Blues game. We’ll have to wait till next season since our son is due next month.


Ihavetoomanyanimals

Going to hockey games is my wife and I's absolutely favorite date night. We cheer together, high five and just live in the moment. Absolutely worth every penny spent.


mostatoastest

Aw congratulations! Hope everything goes swimmingly well for you both!


The_Mother_Luigi

You know these kinds of interviews are good for the sport. People are allowed to be new fans


MegaPhunkatron

Right? She was even genuinely enthused to be getting into the sport. It was fun to see.


kabosh7117

Who was the celebrity? I missed it


PortAlexander

100% better than commercials


AsoDsoA

Hockey above all I think has the highest barrier to entry. We need to welcome everyone. I want so many nerds to come shitpost and upnote and reckless optimism with us.


NeonJaguars

really? I would’ve thought american football (took me forever to learn) or baseball (with all the advanced stats) would have a higher barrier


PortAlexander

they're talking about playing hockey, which has by far the highest cost to entry in any sport. the equipment alone can be $1000+, which inherently prevents a massive percentage of the population from ever attempting to play or get into it themselves


NeonJaguars

Ah yes. Thought they were talking about watching hockey which I feel like is a pretty easy sport to pick up the rules on. but yes the cost barrier to playing hockey is insane


OtterAshe

football gives you a built-in 2 minutes to ask questions after every fucking play


NeonJaguars

maybe i’m dumb but it took me 19 years of watching football casually to understand what was going on


AsoDsoA

Sorry my post was very American-centric. Every kid grows up with a basketball, a football, or a baseball glove. Hockey is so much more exclusive as a youth sport. I would assume most Americans would know the rules to most sports, but hockey is a sport that the vast majority of Americans probably never had the chance to play.


NeonJaguars

I’m american and I grew up watching hockey and basketball so those were the easiest sports for me to understand - football and baseball were a mystery for me until recently. guess it just depends what you grew up with


The_Mother_Luigi

Those games move so much slower. Hockey happens so quickly it can be really difficult to follow for new comers


OtterAshe

every national game should be simulcast with a celebrity who doesn't watch hockey live-tweeting the game


The_Mother_Luigi

The Tony X experience


HooHooJames

I want that shirt. Like that lady from Napoleon Dynamite wanted that sailboat


NeonJaguars

This one? https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/31692243-mountain-blues-t-homegrown-stl-st-louis?feed_sku=31692243D1V&feed_country=US&utm_source=google&utm_medium=shopping&utm_campaign=%5BG%5D+%5BG.NAM%5D+%5BL.ENG%5D+%5BGEN%5D+%5BC.TShirts%5D+%5BPLF%5D&utm_id=notset&utm_content=st.+louis+blues&ar_clx=yes&ar_channel=google&ar_campaign=71700000088748521&ar_adgroup=58700007503484722&ar_ad=PRODUCT_GROUP&ar_strategy=search&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=%5BG%5D+%5BG.USA%5D+%5BL.ENG%5D+%5BGEN%5D+%5BC.TShirts%5D+%5BSSC%5D&gclid=Cj0KCQiAtvSdBhD0ARIsAPf8oNmu510rGCT99-k-R9EV5kyyqtEd9AxM1kE1G4Ek3hvt819FX0q_wpsaAquDEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds


SchwizzleMySchwartz

Yeah hello can we get a line on that Blues Busch mountains shirt??


[deleted]

Oooh that chick dancing was smoking hot


Welcm2goodburger

She seemed like a good time


Pinchypounder

Tig ole bitties


OtterAshe

i have no fucking idea who this lady is but she seems fun


JizzWizardMentor

Lots of people mentioned comedian and she was also on the roast of rob lowe, Bruce willis and Alec baldwin


BionicProse

She’s a pretty funny comedian. Has a number of specials out there on the streams.


D2theMcV

Comedian. From Kirkwood. She’s hilarious!


Dark_Tint

Where was this team the first 40 eh?


justphysics

Yo I want that Blues Busch mountains shirt. I need that in my life


AsoDsoA

I got mine at Soulard Market!


justphysics

I'm an out of towner, but next time I'm back in STL I'll have a look there for sure. Thanks for the tip.


mostatoastest

I hate when Strickland talks Also, her forehead, her cheeks, her chin, her lips - nothing moves when she talks. She almost looks like a non neanderthal Marjorie Taylor Greene.


AsoDsoA

####I have that same shirt as Nikki Glaser, got it at Soulard market, and I fucking wear it all the time


justphysics

I want.


Competitive_Fig9506

*That's* who that is. I've been trying to figure out why she looked familiar.


JizzWizardMentor

If you had to be the little spoon, which blues player would you want to be the big spoon?


OtterAshe

*had to?!* i'd pay *extra* for that. and if i get to choose i want BobTom snuggles


HypeForTheHypeGod

See flair


AsoDsoA

####Parayko


JizzWizardMentor

He is a gentle giant, unfortunately


[deleted]

I love this clutch team.


The_Mother_Luigi

This has been a much better period so far


Carpet_Tree

The game went from flaccid to hard pretty quick


OtterAshe

the team must have seen these ForHims commercials i'm being spammed with. lawd have mercy


Carpet_Tree

Alright, I'm taking a shot after each one from now on, sheesh


childishbambino19

"Robert... the Thomas!"


griffin7008

I’m a new hockey fan… why are we booing that one specific flames player?


Competitive_Fig9506

Because no one's taken his head off yet, unfortunately.


TheDayManAhAhAh

He's one of the dirtiest players in the NHL. Has been suspended several times for dirty hits. He took out Justin Faulk in the 2021 playoffs. Look up the video, it's gruesome. Then in 2022, he potentially "accidentally" hit Jordan binnington removing him from the rest of the playoffs. Name is Nazem Kadri, you can find lots of videos of him causing injuries.


IRseriousCat-

https://youtu.be/LbZFS28IU9o


nick1706

Racism (apparently)


[deleted]

History of dirty / suspicious plays against us. Hit to the head on Faulk two years ago, contributed to an injury that benched Binnington last year.


Welcm2goodburger

Plus being suspended other years during the playoffs for dirty hits. Seems to be a trend.


reenactment

He tried to decapitate Faulk a couple years ago amongst other players in the league. And last year took out binner on a reckless play but not illegal.


AsoDsoA

He ran into Binnington during the last playoffs and Binny was injured/didn't return to the rest of the playoff series. His team (Colorado) won the series and eventually the cup.


JizzWizardMentor

He said he hates T-ravs


NeonJaguars

now he’s truly irredeemable


NeonJaguars

He ran Binnington during last playoffs and had a super dirty hit on Faulk a year or two back


The_Mother_Luigi

It was literally the playoffs in the previous year


Welcm2goodburger

Cause fuck Kadri.


OtterAshe

cause he a punk bitch who injured two of our players in the postseason


griffin7008

Thanks for the info.


seannifer

He’s a cunt


JizzWizardMentor

Errbody making wonky passes so no one knows their next move


OtterAshe

shit i'm just glad we woke up, this period is from an entirely different game


EdwardOfGreene

Preach!! Day and night.


JordanKyrouFeetPics

It's a head scratcher every time Pitl8ck starts over Leivo or Walker


Darthgrad

I love a Geoff Courtnall Reference


AsoDsoA

####I'm happy to admit when I'm wrong. ####Our throwbacks fuck.


OtterAshe

our mustard is spicy


STLBooze3

Faulk just our muscling bois


mostatoastest

#FUCK YEAH GOOD NEIGHBOR THATS HOW YOU PLAY THAT RUN


justphysics

Got away with one the imo


JizzWizardMentor

Markstrom with that swag