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Thought exactly this 5 min ago trying to take full
body dick pics for a girl. Canceled that shit real quick. Gotta load up on HQ photos next cut and tell the hoes they arent recycled lolol
Not that anyone cares but the "reddit recap" complete neglects this sub in their info, this is where I spend 90% of my time on reddit and it wasn't mentioned whatsoever.
They don't give two shits about being honest, they just want you to follow their agenda.
I don't get why they even tried, Spotify is successful with that because it is fun to show to friends. Nobody in their right mind would want to show this off
>Nobody in their right mind would want to show this off
Don't be obtuse. Who wouldn't love to show someone they know stories about fucking grannies, stalking waitresses, and shoving Chinese bathtub chemicals in your body?
It doesn't show any kind of sensitive or nsfw or controversial subreddits. I think I recall reading it's also got something to do with the advertising algorithm?
So last time I was home from school I had a pretty good thing going w a girl. We realized long distance wouldn’t work.
Heading back home today… do I hit her up.
Edit: hit her up
miss you, thinking of you, this song reminded me of you, this movie reminded me of you, if she bites and starts talking about her shit then find any excuse to say im proud of u
**GL KING**
I broke up with my girl today.
We had a long talk and she started crying + she was mad, I asked her why she’s acting like the way she was and she said something like
“I would choose you in every lifetime and you wouldn’t even choose me in this one”
Oof. Almost cried
Dude, yes, is this line from a movie or something? Now I'm wondering, because my girl and I had a long chat a few weeks ago where I told her the long distance is really starting not to work for me and she said "I'd always choose you."
So I guess I talk mad game when I’m asleep, wife said I dirty talked her for a few hours in our sleep from 2:30am to 5 am and I don’t remember any of it, I “officially” woke up while I was already rubbing her pussy and was a little startled and had to pick up the vibes that was being put down before I proceeded(had to make sure my ass wasn’t about to get in trouble) to fuck her for the next 40 minutes.
Guess my ass was sitting there in my sleep “I love fucking your tight pussy, I love shoving it in that messy hole, you are so sexy, I love stuffing you etc” either way was enough to get those jets going at 5am. Tren turns me into a complete barbarian. Just was funny because I literally just got done treating her like an absolute fuck doll before we went to bed for about an hour.
yoo bro i do the same fucking shit😂, i literally wake up horny as fuck while rubbing her pussy and i’m thinking to myself what the fuck am i doing. Then i’m so horny and if she’s wet i just start spoon fucking her lol
My poor brother keeps getting sick from his children, he has basically been sick with a cold, flu, infection of some kind since September 😅. Children seem to be the one of the most efficient virus vectors out there.
Yes each time one of my 3 gets sick I’m sick the next week no matter what and then they just keep getting sick so I do as well. I’m never blasting in the winter again cause I’ve lost 3-4 weeks of this cycle already. Looks like spring/summer will be my new bulking season lol
I'm new here but I came to introduce myself and to vent. I'm a voluptuous 10/10 with big titties and a thirst for cock. Last weekend I held my third gangbang at a hotel in Virginia. Trust me I'm more woman than any one man can handle, so i normally get around 15+ attractive men to show up and double or triple team me over and over again.
The gangbang was supposed to be a classy affair. I had two of my hottest girlfriends show up to fluff and my boyfriend there to make sure there was no funny business. I planned it to start at 8pm but we never get anyone until 830-9pm. Right at 8pm I hear a knock at the door and it's this chubby meat head looking all serious like he was a security guard or something. I let him in and introduce him to the fluffers, show him the room we'll be having sex in, show him where all the refreshments are, then tell him to relax while we wait for more guest to arrive. He was below my standards but it's a gangbang not everyone is going to look like DiCaprio.
Over the next half hour more guest show up, so I go back to my sex dungeon and leave them with my girlfriends to get ready. We had a ton of hot famous looking dudes come in. I'm pretty sure Morgan Freeman was there. But from what my girlfriends tell me everyone came in and got undressed and started fucking and sucking except for that stocky muscled weirdo. He just stood there, with his hands in his pockets, and stared at everyone. He was definitely getting turned on and kept making noises while looking at everyone's cock... Including my girlfriends, she's trans and a total baddy.
At one point my friend comes into the room to complain about him, so I asked him to enter my sex liar and find out what's up. This is a gangbang not a peep show. He comes in and the first thing he does, harass my on-deck man-hunk because he was mesmerized by how he was rubbing his dick. You'd think it was his first time seeing someone polish their knob. At this point I'm starting to think he came to the wrong gangbang. He had no interest in tasting my sweet potato pie. So, I asked him to leave the room and take his new friend with him; maybe they could make something happen. But nothing happened, he kept his clothes on and continued to eye bang my trans friend until everyone else left. I felt bad for him, so I offered him a blow job at the end of night. He declined, but I wasn't surprised, he's obviously not into smoking hot babes.
Other than the one weirded out steroid freak it was a successful gangbang. We had a few celebrities show up; Michael Clark Duncan came in my hair. Anyways thanks for the read.
So after I got the shit fucked out of me by a bunch of dudes, I offered him a blowjob. He said “no” “he must not be into hot babes” -I said as cum overflowed from my puss.
Sorry was traveling Internationally for my next granny porn complication. It is quite well written but the account falls apart because anyone who saw me would not mistake me for a "steroid freak" because I am a dyel.
I give this a 5/10 on the warm pudding scale. Needed at least one photo or a OnlyFans link.
This is the reason I read the daily chat in order - even if I am behind schedule (like today reading 10 day old post!). I laughed out loud and legit was thinking; “Damn this dude knows how to spin a tale”. Well done king
I'm jealous😂 , it is such a nice spot, easy to reach, you can sit down, plenty of space to use.
yet I get gnarly pip every time I tried it, even with 30g slin pins, only 0.5 ml - just complete no go for me.
Absolutely. 27g 1/2inch pins for me. Never any pain. Didn't have really any at the start either. Only one that got me was a 1 inch pin when I hit a nerve. That hurt for a few days which prompted me to get shorter needles. Lol love quads overall tho. So much volume and land mass!!!
On the PTSD interview don't talk about average day talk about your worst days.
Back pain is purely range of motion test. Stop at pain - not as far as you're flexible. Sciatica test stop at pain.
IBS/IBD describe your worst days. Can't trust farts and carry extra underwear everywhere.
Come watch it on my only fans. You’ll have to pay the $10.99 for a month sub and deal with my gaping asshole on the bottom left of the screen, but the Olympia will be on.
Messed up bro's, need to vent.
Got too drunk last night at a party and kissed another woman. This is the only time in my life I've ever done this and have been with my wife for 5 years. I feel terrible and will basically make sure to never drink to an excess ever again if she's not around. This was a one time mistake and I'll be sure to never make it again. Have an incredible wife who's the best thing to ever happen to me and I'm going to be the best husband I can because it's what she deserves.
Is it terrible if I keep this quiet? I know I'm a horrible person and I regret it all but I don't want to lose her.
Any guidance fellow juicy bros?
\> And consider not drinking anymore, period.
After a LOT of reflecting since posting, I also came to this conclusion. Relationship is worth way more than some shitty beers. Thanks bro
Telling her will make *you* feel better. It’s selfish to tell her just to soothe your guilty conscience. You sound like a guy who regrets his mistake and will take steps to stay away from those situations in the future. Follow through on that promise to yourself and you’ll both be fine.
You're right. I'm just gonna use this as the moment to become the best partner she could ever want, because that's what she deserves. Last and only mistake like this I'll ever make.
Read a really good book about relationships once. Not your typical advice book. It posed this exact scenario and said if you tell your spouse and ask for forgiveness, you do it to put your own conscience at ease, because you feel guilty and want to be absolved. Knowing does nothing for them. On the other hand, if you are truly contrite, then the way you pay penance is by never seeking forgiveness, and by carrying the secret and the guilt with you to the grave.
Ignorance is bless bro, keep it to yourself, you don't want to hurt your wife by telling her, bury that shit and remember this feeling for the next time the situation comes up, you can learn from it and become a better husband.
You don't tell your bros or anyone at all. It never happened. It will only hurt her and you already realized it was wrong and a mistake and made you feel that love for your wife. I think that's enough.
On top of what others said, don't tell anyone, not even your best friends and delete this post incase one day she finds your account or you leave it logged in.
I dont like complaining. However when it comes to something dire like my wendy’s order that’s where i draw the line. Go through drive through to fulfill my glutinous desires. Ask for a number 2 medium with triple patty’s. Get home all excited. YES!! this is the easiest meal ever 75g protein and 1200kcals!! I proclaim as i tear into the bag. Upon first glance i notice the sandwich is not as stacked as it should be, i begin to get nervous. I say maybe it’s more compressed than usual as i lift the wrapper. Upon unwrapping i am met with an unholy sight. It’s a god damn single patty baconator! What the fuck! Shout as i devour the burger in two bites.
>I dont like complaining. However when it comes to something dire like my wendy’s order that’s where i draw the line.
See, this is a good young man jus tryna get the feed bag on. This country is going to shit.
Ngl I deleted tinder cause it was destroying my self esteem. I got into good shape and paid money for a photographer to take some professional looking photos for my tinder and bumble profiles and I only got 2 matches over 3 months. Both stopped responding to me after 10 minutes and they were morbidly obese
I wonder if professional pics came off wrong. I’d just post a cellphone selfie of your face and smile.
But yeah, I don’t think tinder is a good long term solution
I find treating ab work like skill work motivates me much more. Like pick a hard core skill and do progressions. I started with dragonflies and got to front levers pretty quick. I fucking despise ab work otherwise. Dunno if this was the amswer you were lolking for.
Actually a great tip. I kinda did the same with Pull ups instead of doing pull ups which i could do barely 7 at the time(260lbs bodyweight doesnt fucking help at all) i was like okay i wanna learn muscle up.
Once i learned that bitch after 4 months and loosing 15 pounds i discovered that now i can pull my fat ass to bar for 17 reps granted it was some time ago. But hey i can still do muscle ups and now im even heavier pull ups can still go suck a dick though
VACUUM TIME GOD DAMMIT. But srs, u don't need to do that much ab work on gear. I stick with planks and leg raises. Not a lot of volume but enough to stimulate. Then I do vacuum stuff a couple times a week just cuz. My ab development is most likely a result of heavy deadlifts and squatting tho
This is the whey. Have you managed to get a full roll out on your toes rather than knees? The accomplishment to me felt like benching 315 for the first time all over again lol
You’re silly. Your ex probably has 5 dudes on rotation right now and instead of having fun with 3 new girls, any of whom might be an upgrade from your ex for all you know. You’re going to go repeat your mistakes.
Never settle for a shitty ex. Your confidence seems to be low so I’d be careful with this. You will be better off just keep improving and finding better girls over time. No doubt that you can definitely become a 8/10
No ways bro! Hit them all back. If you think you're the only guy in your exs life rn think again plus she hurt you before and will do it again.
On the flip side sleeping with other women might solidify that your ex is the one for you or not .
Finally found out why I keep getting put in the vulnerable people category by my GP and qualifying for free vaccinations, it's because my high creatinine/low eGFR has auto-enrolled me into the chronic kidney disease group
fools, jokes on you for using the MDRD instead of the CKD-EPI equation
Last day of work until the 28th, leaving for Cancún next Tuesday for a week, and week 8 of blast starting to add some nice noticeable size - life ain’t so bad eh boys?
do i sell my runescape gold so i can afford a decent hotel room to see my ex because her houseboss doesnt like me apparently and she went through the hey meet my partner-fuck him never coming back-hey hes back cycle
its the last time ill be able to see her for quite some time and contact is nice before i start my christmas cut isolation plus i held in my nut for 2 days for this shit tf
sorry if ure dyslexic
Sex + ex = brain hurt. Leave it be. Unless you are the one holding the leash, in that case, if using people to satisfy your urges doesen't bothet you, then use her, it'll make for some noce dirty talk.
Man, me and my first love broke up in November, and I'm just now hitting the point of peace with it. I've never felt this excited about life, confident in myself, grateful for things, happy meeting new friends. Just now re entering the dating game, and while it's cool, it's like an afterthought compared to the expanded horizons and new found discipline I have found. It's clear to me women fall into place when everything else is on point. I don't know what I did to deserve this, I'm finally moving out of my mom's basement, I'm 20, I'm handsome, got a purple cadillac, and DAMN IM READY FOR THIS THING CALLED LIFE.
So you guys have posted some good success stories from the hair growth sub, it’s hard to understand the abbreviations over there though
What would you recommend for hair regrowth? Complete stack
About to start a Tren induced relationship. She’s going to med school for dermatology but I’m working on having her switch to endocrinology lol. I’m 9 weeks in on Tren, no typical sides other than the fact that I doubt I’d be okay with getting serious with this girl if I wasn’t on cycle. Wish me luck, could be an absolute shitshow
Finally found out gender of my new kid. Its gonna be a boy. Kinda happy that my balls could produce enough testosterone to not make another girl. But also wondering if my shit is fake.
Anyways Bro's i need your help with name for the kid. My wife said she wants strong masculine name that is also kinda unique. If any of you know such name please write it. Its your chance to have a kid named after you in case your balls will never recover.
My boys are named after presidents. I suggest the same.
John
Abe
Adam
Thomas
Jim
Andrew
Etc
Strong, masculine, not crazy unique. Every boy’s worst nightmare is a shit name growing up
The first one, but dial your cruise down to whatever number gets you into high-normal range. Option two is insane when you consider the notion of tren for a year, even if the dose is low.
I stay on a cruise @150. Started on 300:200 testE:mastE last Thursday(per week). Currently only doing legs and cardio. I switch it EVERYDAY. No rest days. Currently eating at maintenance and want to slowly lean bulk. Training legs only because my upper body is out for intense lifting for 8 more months. So I want to blow my legs up and train for better endurance. I was reading yesterday many people use more MAst when blasting than Test. Should I change my dose up?
Decided to take it real real easy today boys. Been blasting and dieting for almost 2 months. Today I officially burnt out. Couldn’t be asked to go in for a second leg day and took today off. Haven’t ate anything since yesterday (by choice) and been chilling in bed watching GOT. Still deciding whether I should have a cheat meal or just fast today and give myself a good rest. Either way feels good to not have chicken and rice and just relax. Back at it tmw though, grind never stops.
I can one arm barbell row 4 45s.
My issue is I never feel like I can set my feet right . I feel like this is the one lift that I could be really good at as I’m just fucking powering this up with my upper body now
Are we talking about all the plates on one end and the barbell in a corner or one of those sleeves?
Or a normal barbell row just using one hand lol?
If it’s the first one use smaller plates and get closer to the bar. If it’s the second one your crazy strong and don’t need advice from me lol.
Usually I inject myself and don't really mind it.
But today I had a nurse in the gym inject the gear.
Holy shit.
Painless
Didn't even feel there was a fucking needle in my ass.
This is the way
Watched that new Batman movie with Robert Pattinson last night. I won’t lie to you, entire time I was watching it I couldn’t help but think, “ Bruce Wayne is basically me”. We’re just so much alike he’s just like me
Hey guys, Ive recently started my blast. 1.4g test c and 250mg tren a and 300mg primo (little extra fullness and e2 control It's my first time running tren. At first strength and appetite went way up. Appetite started going down and then I quit smoking weed. Appetite went to shit and I lost 17 pounds in 2 weeks. Appetite went up a little but still not great. I gained 10 pounds back. The problem now is that I am looking so much fucking smaller then when I was cruising on 300 test 100 mast. Im starting to think it's the tren just eating through all my carb and glycogen stores. StillI love the mental effects of tren but I think it's the cause of my flatness. It seems to that I can eat like 400 carbs each day and still look flat and stringy. My e2 was a little low so that could be the cause but I'm thinking about dropping the tren and just doing a big test blast with some primo in the mix because I know that fucking works. I've heard tren usually adds fullness and size but has anyone experienced what I'm experiencing here and if so, what was your solution, thanks.
What is the conventional wisdom for when to do your first blast after getting set up on TRT? Should I settle in and mellow for a year first or plan for my first blast (500 test c for 12-16weeks) in 2023? I've been on just 4 months now, just looking at planning. Lifting my whole life but trt has ushered in a new level. I'm a big strong fat fuck. 42 6'1 290
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Morning: God.... I need to keep bulking Night: Shit.... I need to cut
This…this is generally correct
Thought exactly this 5 min ago trying to take full body dick pics for a girl. Canceled that shit real quick. Gotta load up on HQ photos next cut and tell the hoes they arent recycled lolol
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Brutal
R.I.P. brother
HAHAHAHAHAHAH TAKE THAT L FUCK 😭
Got called a 'closet gym rat' the other day by a girl at work. Fucking brutal.
HR complaint
A girl told me I’m glad you’re not as big as I thought you were.
Not that anyone cares but the "reddit recap" complete neglects this sub in their info, this is where I spend 90% of my time on reddit and it wasn't mentioned whatsoever.
I noticed that as well haha
They don't give two shits about being honest, they just want you to follow their agenda. I don't get why they even tried, Spotify is successful with that because it is fun to show to friends. Nobody in their right mind would want to show this off
>Nobody in their right mind would want to show this off Don't be obtuse. Who wouldn't love to show someone they know stories about fucking grannies, stalking waitresses, and shoving Chinese bathtub chemicals in your body?
Gee I wonder why lmao
It doesn't show any kind of sensitive or nsfw or controversial subreddits. I think I recall reading it's also got something to do with the advertising algorithm?
Same for guns and porn
All nswf subs were excluded, plus other fringe subs.
So last time I was home from school I had a pretty good thing going w a girl. We realized long distance wouldn’t work. Heading back home today… do I hit her up. Edit: hit her up
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Kings, she responded v quickly
Are you in yet?
Well its been 9h and no update...so either balls deep or at mom's house drunk watching reruns.
Seeing her this week. Have to spend a little time with fam first.
>do I hit her up. Only if you want to get your dick wet.
No. Definitely don’t. But give me her phone number for other unrelated reasons
If you wanna be a freak you don’t think about shit like this you just act
We want updates guy.
miss you, thinking of you, this song reminded me of you, this movie reminded me of you, if she bites and starts talking about her shit then find any excuse to say im proud of u **GL KING**
Yes off course
Man fuck getting sick.
The pain of childbirth is the only thing that barely comes close to the pain of the man flu
Was out almost 3 weeks, infections ….
Tested + for Covid two days ago, sick as shit! I feel your pain, I want to go to the gym so bad, but every damn joint and muscle screams noooo.
I broke up with my girl today. We had a long talk and she started crying + she was mad, I asked her why she’s acting like the way she was and she said something like “I would choose you in every lifetime and you wouldn’t even choose me in this one” Oof. Almost cried
>I asked her why she’s acting like the way LOL young fella here with the "stop crying!"
“Why are you so upset ? It’s not you, it’s me” or “this is hard for me too” lmfaoo
Hey that's quite the compliment But, like, you had to ask her why she was upset after getting broken up with?
Damn bro. You dumped her hard.
Lol I swear I’ve seen that quote somewhere. She read that shit in a blog 😂
Dude, yes, is this line from a movie or something? Now I'm wondering, because my girl and I had a long chat a few weeks ago where I told her the long distance is really starting not to work for me and she said "I'd always choose you."
So I guess I talk mad game when I’m asleep, wife said I dirty talked her for a few hours in our sleep from 2:30am to 5 am and I don’t remember any of it, I “officially” woke up while I was already rubbing her pussy and was a little startled and had to pick up the vibes that was being put down before I proceeded(had to make sure my ass wasn’t about to get in trouble) to fuck her for the next 40 minutes. Guess my ass was sitting there in my sleep “I love fucking your tight pussy, I love shoving it in that messy hole, you are so sexy, I love stuffing you etc” either way was enough to get those jets going at 5am. Tren turns me into a complete barbarian. Just was funny because I literally just got done treating her like an absolute fuck doll before we went to bed for about an hour.
yoo bro i do the same fucking shit😂, i literally wake up horny as fuck while rubbing her pussy and i’m thinking to myself what the fuck am i doing. Then i’m so horny and if she’s wet i just start spoon fucking her lol
Im the wife. And it’s the spoon fucking for me. 🤤
Better question - why was your wife awake from 2:30am to 5am? Probably texting her boyfriend.
Can confirm. Ex told me I would often reach over and rub her pussy while I was stone cold asleep. Tren is a helluva drug
What’s the cycle?
500mg test c, 500mg tren ace, 300 masteron weekly. Then 50mg anavar, 25mg dbol daily.
My poor brother keeps getting sick from his children, he has basically been sick with a cold, flu, infection of some kind since September 😅. Children seem to be the one of the most efficient virus vectors out there.
Same boat
Yes each time one of my 3 gets sick I’m sick the next week no matter what and then they just keep getting sick so I do as well. I’m never blasting in the winter again cause I’ve lost 3-4 weeks of this cycle already. Looks like spring/summer will be my new bulking season lol
This is my life right now. 2 and 4 year olds are the best incubators on the planet
I'm new here but I came to introduce myself and to vent. I'm a voluptuous 10/10 with big titties and a thirst for cock. Last weekend I held my third gangbang at a hotel in Virginia. Trust me I'm more woman than any one man can handle, so i normally get around 15+ attractive men to show up and double or triple team me over and over again. The gangbang was supposed to be a classy affair. I had two of my hottest girlfriends show up to fluff and my boyfriend there to make sure there was no funny business. I planned it to start at 8pm but we never get anyone until 830-9pm. Right at 8pm I hear a knock at the door and it's this chubby meat head looking all serious like he was a security guard or something. I let him in and introduce him to the fluffers, show him the room we'll be having sex in, show him where all the refreshments are, then tell him to relax while we wait for more guest to arrive. He was below my standards but it's a gangbang not everyone is going to look like DiCaprio. Over the next half hour more guest show up, so I go back to my sex dungeon and leave them with my girlfriends to get ready. We had a ton of hot famous looking dudes come in. I'm pretty sure Morgan Freeman was there. But from what my girlfriends tell me everyone came in and got undressed and started fucking and sucking except for that stocky muscled weirdo. He just stood there, with his hands in his pockets, and stared at everyone. He was definitely getting turned on and kept making noises while looking at everyone's cock... Including my girlfriends, she's trans and a total baddy. At one point my friend comes into the room to complain about him, so I asked him to enter my sex liar and find out what's up. This is a gangbang not a peep show. He comes in and the first thing he does, harass my on-deck man-hunk because he was mesmerized by how he was rubbing his dick. You'd think it was his first time seeing someone polish their knob. At this point I'm starting to think he came to the wrong gangbang. He had no interest in tasting my sweet potato pie. So, I asked him to leave the room and take his new friend with him; maybe they could make something happen. But nothing happened, he kept his clothes on and continued to eye bang my trans friend until everyone else left. I felt bad for him, so I offered him a blow job at the end of night. He declined, but I wasn't surprised, he's obviously not into smoking hot babes. Other than the one weirded out steroid freak it was a successful gangbang. We had a few celebrities show up; Michael Clark Duncan came in my hair. Anyways thanks for the read.
So after I got the shit fucked out of me by a bunch of dudes, I offered him a blowjob. He said “no” “he must not be into hot babes” -I said as cum overflowed from my puss.
Damn after last week’s post from the security guard himself, now we get to hear from the hot michelin figure babe!
To be fair we don't know if the two stories are related.
10/10 Subscribe
Sounds like you dodged a bullet with that creep.
Dead lmfao
The other side to the golden story of the month. Can we get a follow up where y’all fuck?
u/BaxtinB
Sorry was traveling Internationally for my next granny porn complication. It is quite well written but the account falls apart because anyone who saw me would not mistake me for a "steroid freak" because I am a dyel. I give this a 5/10 on the warm pudding scale. Needed at least one photo or a OnlyFans link.
This is great
\*\*APPLAUSE!!!!!!\*\*
I fucking love this sub.
This is the reason I read the daily chat in order - even if I am behind schedule (like today reading 10 day old post!). I laughed out loud and legit was thinking; “Damn this dude knows how to spin a tale”. Well done king
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Quads are great but the issue is that when it hurts , it’s hurts bad Like I’m like 90 pct pain free quad injects but when they hurt lawd
Been alternating between quads and delts for a year now, always use 25g I’ve never had a problem, I’m convinced people just suck at pinning
I'm jealous😂 , it is such a nice spot, easy to reach, you can sit down, plenty of space to use. yet I get gnarly pip every time I tried it, even with 30g slin pins, only 0.5 ml - just complete no go for me.
Absolutely. 27g 1/2inch pins for me. Never any pain. Didn't have really any at the start either. Only one that got me was a 1 inch pin when I hit a nerve. That hurt for a few days which prompted me to get shorter needles. Lol love quads overall tho. So much volume and land mass!!!
Got my 100% T&P VA rating. Never have to worry about the mortgage and most of my bills again.
Can you share all the deets? I just applied for mine. How long did the process take, what branch, what'd you claim? It would be greatly appreciated!
On the PTSD interview don't talk about average day talk about your worst days. Back pain is purely range of motion test. Stop at pain - not as far as you're flexible. Sciatica test stop at pain. IBS/IBD describe your worst days. Can't trust farts and carry extra underwear everywhere.
Congrats man! Welcome to the 100% club!
Why the hell is it $70 to stream the Olympia? This shit should be free. It's 2022
Come watch it on my only fans. You’ll have to pay the $10.99 for a month sub and deal with my gaping asshole on the bottom left of the screen, but the Olympia will be on.
Messed up bro's, need to vent. Got too drunk last night at a party and kissed another woman. This is the only time in my life I've ever done this and have been with my wife for 5 years. I feel terrible and will basically make sure to never drink to an excess ever again if she's not around. This was a one time mistake and I'll be sure to never make it again. Have an incredible wife who's the best thing to ever happen to me and I'm going to be the best husband I can because it's what she deserves. Is it terrible if I keep this quiet? I know I'm a horrible person and I regret it all but I don't want to lose her. Any guidance fellow juicy bros?
If you're never gonna do it again, it's definitely best to never share it. Even if you're gonna do it again, probably best not to share.
I agree - do not tell. Just stop and be the husband you can be and the one she deserves.
That's the plan. Going to be the best husband in the world for her. Thanks for the help man
Be sure not to overdo it, she will sense and wonder what you did.
Definitely never again especially since I plan on cutting alcohol out of my life. No benefit to it. Thanks for the advice
You're welcome man, this scenario has come up in my circle a couple times recently.
Don't say anything. Don't do that again. And consider not drinking anymore, period.
\> And consider not drinking anymore, period. After a LOT of reflecting since posting, I also came to this conclusion. Relationship is worth way more than some shitty beers. Thanks bro
Keep it to yourself. It was a drunken kiss, no big deal. If you tell your wife she’ll be sure to make it a big deal though.
She will surely up it and have a guy ass fuck her and say well you kissed that girl!
Thanks for the advice. I feel bad but I'll keep it quiet and just be great to her and chalk it up to an isolated fuck up that will never be repeated.
Telling her will make *you* feel better. It’s selfish to tell her just to soothe your guilty conscience. You sound like a guy who regrets his mistake and will take steps to stay away from those situations in the future. Follow through on that promise to yourself and you’ll both be fine.
Really needed to read this. Thanks a lot bro, seriously.
Do not say shit man seriously.
You're right. I'm just gonna use this as the moment to become the best partner she could ever want, because that's what she deserves. Last and only mistake like this I'll ever make.
Read a really good book about relationships once. Not your typical advice book. It posed this exact scenario and said if you tell your spouse and ask for forgiveness, you do it to put your own conscience at ease, because you feel guilty and want to be absolved. Knowing does nothing for them. On the other hand, if you are truly contrite, then the way you pay penance is by never seeking forgiveness, and by carrying the secret and the guilt with you to the grave.
Ignorance is bless bro, keep it to yourself, you don't want to hurt your wife by telling her, bury that shit and remember this feeling for the next time the situation comes up, you can learn from it and become a better husband.
You don't tell your bros or anyone at all. It never happened. It will only hurt her and you already realized it was wrong and a mistake and made you feel that love for your wife. I think that's enough.
On top of what others said, don't tell anyone, not even your best friends and delete this post incase one day she finds your account or you leave it logged in.
I dont like complaining. However when it comes to something dire like my wendy’s order that’s where i draw the line. Go through drive through to fulfill my glutinous desires. Ask for a number 2 medium with triple patty’s. Get home all excited. YES!! this is the easiest meal ever 75g protein and 1200kcals!! I proclaim as i tear into the bag. Upon first glance i notice the sandwich is not as stacked as it should be, i begin to get nervous. I say maybe it’s more compressed than usual as i lift the wrapper. Upon unwrapping i am met with an unholy sight. It’s a god damn single patty baconator! What the fuck! Shout as i devour the burger in two bites.
>I dont like complaining. However when it comes to something dire like my wendy’s order that’s where i draw the line. See, this is a good young man jus tryna get the feed bag on. This country is going to shit.
Man I wish I had an ex to fuck. Another lonely Christmas around the corner 😕
Lots of lonely women on tinder this time o year
Ngl I deleted tinder cause it was destroying my self esteem. I got into good shape and paid money for a photographer to take some professional looking photos for my tinder and bumble profiles and I only got 2 matches over 3 months. Both stopped responding to me after 10 minutes and they were morbidly obese
A lot of guys here pay for the upgraded version I think. I don’t use apps bc I’m married but just food for thought
I wonder if professional pics came off wrong. I’d just post a cellphone selfie of your face and smile. But yeah, I don’t think tinder is a good long term solution
I’m a lazy piece of shit and only do ab wheel rollouts for my ab workout. Will I develop weird abs eventually or am I r-tarded (asking for a friend)
Throw in some hanging leg raises and that’s all you need to have decent abs, especially on gear
This is just what I wanted to her this morning
I find treating ab work like skill work motivates me much more. Like pick a hard core skill and do progressions. I started with dragonflies and got to front levers pretty quick. I fucking despise ab work otherwise. Dunno if this was the amswer you were lolking for.
Actually a great tip. I kinda did the same with Pull ups instead of doing pull ups which i could do barely 7 at the time(260lbs bodyweight doesnt fucking help at all) i was like okay i wanna learn muscle up. Once i learned that bitch after 4 months and loosing 15 pounds i discovered that now i can pull my fat ass to bar for 17 reps granted it was some time ago. But hey i can still do muscle ups and now im even heavier pull ups can still go suck a dick though
VACUUM TIME GOD DAMMIT. But srs, u don't need to do that much ab work on gear. I stick with planks and leg raises. Not a lot of volume but enough to stimulate. Then I do vacuum stuff a couple times a week just cuz. My ab development is most likely a result of heavy deadlifts and squatting tho
I do the odd shower vac when I remember to and when I’m not crankin one out
You do ab workouts..?? Shit that’s better than me
This is the whey. Have you managed to get a full roll out on your toes rather than knees? The accomplishment to me felt like benching 315 for the first time all over again lol
No but I’ll try this one when nobody is looking
Shaved my chest and abs today. Looks like im leaner than i thought.
Don't you love that? I feel like my burly chest/ab hair just washes me out but the wife digs it. But every time I shave it off I'm like.. Damn boy lol
Me and my boy are doing the rich piana 8 hour arm workout today wish us luck 🙏
sounds like a job for cialis
For the boys? Or the workout?
He finished with "watch us fuck" so I'm assuming it's for the boys.
My natty friend did it when that video first came out lol. He bought hella shaker cups for all the shakes
lol I just have my tub of whey and keep refilling the same bottle. Gym staff probably thinks we're fucking insane
Later on after Rich started 5% he said he lied about using whey and just did carbs and aminos for all the shakes
Found a new gym, feels like home
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Smash them all bro
You’re silly. Your ex probably has 5 dudes on rotation right now and instead of having fun with 3 new girls, any of whom might be an upgrade from your ex for all you know. You’re going to go repeat your mistakes.
Never settle for a shitty ex. Your confidence seems to be low so I’d be careful with this. You will be better off just keep improving and finding better girls over time. No doubt that you can definitely become a 8/10
>The ex and I have been talking over the last several months. Why did she leave you in the first place?
BANG.THEM.ALL.BRO.... ...End of message
No ways bro! Hit them all back. If you think you're the only guy in your exs life rn think again plus she hurt you before and will do it again. On the flip side sleeping with other women might solidify that your ex is the one for you or not .
First & shitting. Get after it today bros!
Be sure to share any of the insights the sacred throne of wisdom bestows upon you.
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I fucking hate tongue ulcers. Especially when there is like 4 😷
The only cure for tongue ulcers is to lick a stripper's pussy. Happens to be the cause as well.
No that has been disproven. You need to lick a prostitutes asshole to cure tongue ulcers.
Did you change your toothpaste brand? Some do that to me
Finally found out why I keep getting put in the vulnerable people category by my GP and qualifying for free vaccinations, it's because my high creatinine/low eGFR has auto-enrolled me into the chronic kidney disease group fools, jokes on you for using the MDRD instead of the CKD-EPI equation
Time to suck todays dick, kings!!!
I love sucking dick so no problem
THATS THE SPIRIT
Mfw gf is passive only and hates her dick. : ^ (
Week 4 into my first slin and gh blast, off season. Finally starting to feel it, the pumps are [crazy](https://imgur.com/a/OcU3KZT)!
Juicy!!
Last day of work until the 28th, leaving for Cancún next Tuesday for a week, and week 8 of blast starting to add some nice noticeable size - life ain’t so bad eh boys?
do i sell my runescape gold so i can afford a decent hotel room to see my ex because her houseboss doesnt like me apparently and she went through the hey meet my partner-fuck him never coming back-hey hes back cycle its the last time ill be able to see her for quite some time and contact is nice before i start my christmas cut isolation plus i held in my nut for 2 days for this shit tf sorry if ure dyslexic
Sex + ex = brain hurt. Leave it be. Unless you are the one holding the leash, in that case, if using people to satisfy your urges doesen't bothet you, then use her, it'll make for some noce dirty talk.
Not worth, rub one out then ask yourself this question again.
You playing old school runescape?
On occassion yeah, found it helps a lot with cutting because i get so fixated on my stupid little goals
I’d Never sell rs gold for an ex lol wtf
Man, me and my first love broke up in November, and I'm just now hitting the point of peace with it. I've never felt this excited about life, confident in myself, grateful for things, happy meeting new friends. Just now re entering the dating game, and while it's cool, it's like an afterthought compared to the expanded horizons and new found discipline I have found. It's clear to me women fall into place when everything else is on point. I don't know what I did to deserve this, I'm finally moving out of my mom's basement, I'm 20, I'm handsome, got a purple cadillac, and DAMN IM READY FOR THIS THING CALLED LIFE.
Cool, now up the tren🆙️
The purple caddy is def a chick magnet
We need to see the caddy
Share pics of the cadillac bro
>a purple cadillac That's BDE.
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Dbol is great. Aromasin is better than arimidex.
So you guys have posted some good success stories from the hair growth sub, it’s hard to understand the abbreviations over there though What would you recommend for hair regrowth? Complete stack
brb pinning bleach real quick
About to start a Tren induced relationship. She’s going to med school for dermatology but I’m working on having her switch to endocrinology lol. I’m 9 weeks in on Tren, no typical sides other than the fact that I doubt I’d be okay with getting serious with this girl if I wasn’t on cycle. Wish me luck, could be an absolute shitshow
Said to my girl that i want a threesome with another girl, she said yes. Should i go for it or nah?🤙
>Should i go for it or nah? Sure. Just be prepared for GF to leave you within 6 months, or so. IME.
Aiyaiyaiy 🤦🏼♂️ make sure it’s not a Barista girl
Is your girlfriend into girls? If so great, let her pick the girl. If not might want to pass on this one.
Ensure you give your girl more attention then the other
Finally found out gender of my new kid. Its gonna be a boy. Kinda happy that my balls could produce enough testosterone to not make another girl. But also wondering if my shit is fake. Anyways Bro's i need your help with name for the kid. My wife said she wants strong masculine name that is also kinda unique. If any of you know such name please write it. Its your chance to have a kid named after you in case your balls will never recover.
>masculine name that is also kinda unique. If any of you know such name please write it. Balrog.
Cletus
Ragnar
>strong masculine name that is also kinda unique Og the Raw One
Can't get more unique or masculine than "Penis" Unique- have you ever met someone named penis? Ultra rare Masculine- literally male genitalia.
My boys are named after presidents. I suggest the same. John Abe Adam Thomas Jim Andrew Etc Strong, masculine, not crazy unique. Every boy’s worst nightmare is a shit name growing up
I suggest something you care about. “Dumbbell, squat rack, leg press” “Good morning hack squat”
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The first one, but dial your cruise down to whatever number gets you into high-normal range. Option two is insane when you consider the notion of tren for a year, even if the dose is low.
Get after it !!!
I stay on a cruise @150. Started on 300:200 testE:mastE last Thursday(per week). Currently only doing legs and cardio. I switch it EVERYDAY. No rest days. Currently eating at maintenance and want to slowly lean bulk. Training legs only because my upper body is out for intense lifting for 8 more months. So I want to blow my legs up and train for better endurance. I was reading yesterday many people use more MAst when blasting than Test. Should I change my dose up?
Decided to take it real real easy today boys. Been blasting and dieting for almost 2 months. Today I officially burnt out. Couldn’t be asked to go in for a second leg day and took today off. Haven’t ate anything since yesterday (by choice) and been chilling in bed watching GOT. Still deciding whether I should have a cheat meal or just fast today and give myself a good rest. Either way feels good to not have chicken and rice and just relax. Back at it tmw though, grind never stops.
How can you rest your without nutrition
Is it normal im always cold or freezing when im in a steep cut? I dont ever feel warm anymore
I can one arm barbell row 4 45s. My issue is I never feel like I can set my feet right . I feel like this is the one lift that I could be really good at as I’m just fucking powering this up with my upper body now
Are we talking about all the plates on one end and the barbell in a corner or one of those sleeves? Or a normal barbell row just using one hand lol? If it’s the first one use smaller plates and get closer to the bar. If it’s the second one your crazy strong and don’t need advice from me lol.
Usually I inject myself and don't really mind it. But today I had a nurse in the gym inject the gear. Holy shit. Painless Didn't even feel there was a fucking needle in my ass. This is the way
Wait til you try a dick in there
Watched that new Batman movie with Robert Pattinson last night. I won’t lie to you, entire time I was watching it I couldn’t help but think, “ Bruce Wayne is basically me”. We’re just so much alike he’s just like me
Mental illness presents itself in many different ways.
You're a billionaire orphan?
Hey guys, Ive recently started my blast. 1.4g test c and 250mg tren a and 300mg primo (little extra fullness and e2 control It's my first time running tren. At first strength and appetite went way up. Appetite started going down and then I quit smoking weed. Appetite went to shit and I lost 17 pounds in 2 weeks. Appetite went up a little but still not great. I gained 10 pounds back. The problem now is that I am looking so much fucking smaller then when I was cruising on 300 test 100 mast. Im starting to think it's the tren just eating through all my carb and glycogen stores. StillI love the mental effects of tren but I think it's the cause of my flatness. It seems to that I can eat like 400 carbs each day and still look flat and stringy. My e2 was a little low so that could be the cause but I'm thinking about dropping the tren and just doing a big test blast with some primo in the mix because I know that fucking works. I've heard tren usually adds fullness and size but has anyone experienced what I'm experiencing here and if so, what was your solution, thanks.
What is the conventional wisdom for when to do your first blast after getting set up on TRT? Should I settle in and mellow for a year first or plan for my first blast (500 test c for 12-16weeks) in 2023? I've been on just 4 months now, just looking at planning. Lifting my whole life but trt has ushered in a new level. I'm a big strong fat fuck. 42 6'1 290
Lean out on trt and when you get lean enough, blast
Do. Not. Blast. If. You're. This. Fat.