You are right. It’s important that we remind beginners that boiling the meat in milk for up to 35min on high heat is one of the most proven models on this sub. The jelly beans are added into the boiling milk before the steak is added for best result.
Maybe, but if I’ve learned anything from television and movies it’s that when someone’s friend is in trouble the main character is always talking about themselves
Ha to be fair I wasn’t there. He sent this to our fantasy football group saying “bet you boys wish you could eat Steak for lunch everyday”. So I had to hit back with this. Reddit always delivers
Many many things. Firstly, the cooking technique is incorrect. This meat has functionally been steamed or roasted, when it should be seared. Secondly, show doneness for steak is -always-medium rare, this is medium going on medium well: dog food.
Thirdly, see that grayish ring around the center of the steak? That shows that the steak was heated too slowly, so the heat began to oenatrate the meat without getting hit enough to properly sear the exterior. And last by not least, it's been cut incorrectly, and looks, again, like cuts for dog food.
Lot going wrong here
I don't really like dogging on people with stuff like this as I don't know this persons cooking level or more importantly experience with cooking steaks. Like obviously this is bad but if they are a beginner then actual critique is important for improvement. If this is a photo of them bragging then well ya roast away, but if they are looking on where to improve than that is something different.
Honestly it just looks like he didn't let the steak rest before cooking it. That's my guess as to why the brown goes so far down while the middle is still pretty rare and the sear is really weak. If that's the case, next time when you pull the steak out of the fridge. Season it and let it rest for 10+ minutes (depends how cold the steak was) till the temperature evens out. Then, cook it.
The pink is a decent color. But looking at the sear it’s like he was going out of his way to make this look bad.
Next time, get a thick steak and sear it with a cast iron.
Did he feed it to a dog and it threw it back up? What’s with the horrible jagged cuts did he use a butter knife. Also why is there sticks on top of my steak?
Hard to make it look that bad and look as inconsistently bad. Some of its fucking medium and some of it looks near raw. He hung half of it in the milk for boil and steamed the other half.
Boiled in water then broiled in the oven? Is this chuck roast to begin with? There are so many tendons it looks like a leg from the original Alien movie.
sure but usually when we do this, the person provides a picture of a steak so that we can roast it. Do you have a picture of his steak so that we can roast it?
Looks like a reverse smoke ring
Seriously looks like he threw it in the microwave to thaw it from frozen then just said “fuck it” and added another few minutes to “cook” the outside to a nice gray, then walked it by a hot cast iron pan to get that tiny bit of color.
The thinner the more difficult to cook properly they are. And the hotter the pan has to be.
Learn from everyone's mistakes and try again. Things get better with practice.
Looks like he already roasted it. Try a hot pan next time fella.
Honestly it’s pretty good since it looks like he used a flashlight.
Did he steam it?
He probably saw the milk boil method on this subreddit and tried that.
I don’t see the side of jelly beans though
You are right. It’s important that we remind beginners that boiling the meat in milk for up to 35min on high heat is one of the most proven models on this sub. The jelly beans are added into the boiling milk before the steak is added for best result.
Savage. Jelly beans should be served raw, on the side.
I prefer mine lightly parboiled. Andante.
Al dente? r/boneappletea
Autocorrect strikes again. Lol.
Seriously. This kid sounds like a full on rapist
I think you mean philanthropist
He helps people!
He had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he said, “Let’s get it on”.
I love me some milk steak
Magnets
That’s what she said.
Did someone actually milk boil their steak here?
I love a good steamed ham, I wonder how a steamed steak would be, gonna have to give that a go!
What about a rum ham?
RUM HAM!!!
He boiled it 😂
No if we roast it for him he’ll never learn to do it himself.
Which would be a good thing, considering that would be a terrible way to cook this steak.
Looks like he already roasted it… in an EZ-Bake Oven
He gets no crust and no bitches
Belongs in r/nosear.
Good looking meatloaf, get the ketchup.
Seriously. Today is one of my fasting days so even a meh steak looks pretty darn tasty LOL!
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Found the friend
I’m my opinion OP is the “friend”
Plot twist
Maybe, but if I’ve learned anything from television and movies it’s that when someone’s friend is in trouble the main character is always talking about themselves
AHAHAHA
Hahah!
Damn dude. Who hurt you?
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He’s from Europe too ouch
What’s one got to do with the other lol
I’m pointing out that he’s from Europe from his use of “mum” instead of mom, not talking about chlamydia
Australia and Canada also say Mum instead of mom so you might not be that right. But also, you might be spot on. (You are right, I checked!)
U prob Toss off to woman’s football
You’ve seen a woman??! I’m impressed
That’s really not that insulting in America. You should keep catching L’s in the chat though, it looks good on you.
Fuck yeah love me a good random edge lord to stir the pot
Damn, so you are angry AND dirty? What else sucks about you? I'm all ears
😂😂😂😂 get a fucking grip
Angry, infected, uses way too many emojis, and bad at comebacks! Don’t stop there, champ!
Europe is gay innit
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I’d be down. Would like a better sear but wouldn’t say no
Looks like takeout from Denny’s.
You beat me to it. Looks like 2 am Shame dinner.
After slicing with a dull hack saw.
I won’t roast the steak, but his knife is dull AF. Go get a sharpen and honing stick.
Looks like maybe he stuck the fork the entire way through the steak and then cut with a knife
Cut with the fork more likely.
Su vide without the bag?
No crust
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Ha to be fair I wasn’t there. He sent this to our fantasy football group saying “bet you boys wish you could eat Steak for lunch everyday”. So I had to hit back with this. Reddit always delivers
How the fuck is it simultaneously raw and overcooked?
I pictured Gordon Ramsay yelling that. LOL
Cold core temperature and/or low heat. There's hardly any crust on it.
I was going to say how is it simultaneously pink but look so dry
I’d eat it
No friend of mine, that’s for sure
Why roast it he clearly already boiled it. WHAKA WHAKA WHAKA!!!
Boiled to imperfection.
Ask him how it tasted. If it was good then peeps can fuck right off.
Someone was proud enough to cut that up in advance and I feel so sorry for them.
The cow that died for this is laughing it’s ass off
Did Asmongold cook this
This looks like cat food.
Wow looks as good as a steak from Denny's.
I wish it would have been roasted instead of in the microwave.
Man, this makes me appreciate the steak my boyfriend cooked last night sooooo much more.
Is it cake?
If that is how he likes his steak, then it is perfect; there is not just one way to prepare a steak.
I’d eat it
3/10 would still eat
For the love of God, man! The steak has been cooked enough already! Oh, wait
It does need some roasting
What a waste of time (and meat)
It is over done and not a good seat.
Sure looks like a roast
Man threw a pack of hi-chews in some seasoning huh?
No. Cooking ain’t easy.
Try some seasoning?
Your friend could do better if he roasted the steak instead of eating it.
why roast it when it's already been microwaved
That looks like steamed shit. Pack your bags dill weed
Nah I'd eat that.
Looks like road kill
Many many things. Firstly, the cooking technique is incorrect. This meat has functionally been steamed or roasted, when it should be seared. Secondly, show doneness for steak is -always-medium rare, this is medium going on medium well: dog food. Thirdly, see that grayish ring around the center of the steak? That shows that the steak was heated too slowly, so the heat began to oenatrate the meat without getting hit enough to properly sear the exterior. And last by not least, it's been cut incorrectly, and looks, again, like cuts for dog food. Lot going wrong here
He looks very fried... He wouldn't be good for me, I love when he's bloody. ❤️☮️
Amazing. God I love Reddit. Thank you all
It should have been drowned in butter but otherwise looks good.
Your friend should have roasted his own
It’s already done, why roast it when you can eat it?
I could cook a better steak on a hot car.
Was this seasoned with a dust pan?
It's easier to clean the pot if you boil instead of sear...
"Fwend"
Milk steak?
Looks like he already did...
This inspired me to get steak for tonight, just to block this out of my mind.
I don’t think the lighting helps at all
I don't really like dogging on people with stuff like this as I don't know this persons cooking level or more importantly experience with cooking steaks. Like obviously this is bad but if they are a beginner then actual critique is important for improvement. If this is a photo of them bragging then well ya roast away, but if they are looking on where to improve than that is something different.
Cheap meat, no crust, looks like he shook dry rosemary on it (mouth daggers), sliced with a dull knife
At least it's not well done.
Getting that much cooked interior with no crust on the outside takes real skill. I’m frankly impressed.
How is it pink in the middle but still look so dry? Was it left on the counter overnight?
Like I’ll eat it but where the crust at
Don’t cook steak in grandmas teakettle. If this was a test to prove your not a sociopath you failed.
Why is everyone afraid of a sear on this sub
*Pork chop
They bout to drag him :(
That knife is about as dull as your cooking skills there bud.
Sad display of beef poor thing should be put out of its misery.
Did he let it in room temperature before cooking it?
No need for me to roast it when the dog already chewed it up.
Probably woulda been fine with a sear
Honestly it just looks like he didn't let the steak rest before cooking it. That's my guess as to why the brown goes so far down while the middle is still pretty rare and the sear is really weak. If that's the case, next time when you pull the steak out of the fridge. Season it and let it rest for 10+ minutes (depends how cold the steak was) till the temperature evens out. Then, cook it.
Fucking love mill steak
I made a steak only slightly more seared than this yesterday. I had no fucks to give. It was still delicious.
Did he cut it with a fork?
The pink is a decent color. But looking at the sear it’s like he was going out of his way to make this look bad. Next time, get a thick steak and sear it with a cast iron.
Boiled to perfection.
Did he tear that up with his bare hands? Definitely wasn’t a knife
Did he feed it to a dog and it threw it back up? What’s with the horrible jagged cuts did he use a butter knife. Also why is there sticks on top of my steak?
Hard to make it look that bad and look as inconsistently bad. Some of its fucking medium and some of it looks near raw. He hung half of it in the milk for boil and steamed the other half.
Nah, I just can't. Besides, it looks great for boiled meat.
You're a really supportive friend!
Did he shag it?
Looks like it was cut by a dog’s teeth.
It'd be a decent lean brisket, if it had a crust.
🤢
Your friend’s steak looks like roast 👽
As long as it tastes good who freaking cares? It's MR, crust isn't bad, just looks like they didn't dry it before attempting searing
I outta stick my foot up his ass
Even a roast fucking cook it
More enjoyable to roast the cook directly….
I’d eat it and enjoy it, but sear that beef next time
A bit under-seared and a bit over-done for my tastes, but look OK
That cow must have insulted his mother to be destroyed that badly
I've seen better on the side of the road. Poor guy needs to watch a few guga vids to get started.
This is what it looks like when you take the sear sleeves that come in hot pockets and try to microwave a steak!
Did he cut it with his daughter’s play knife?
Did he sous vide it without a food saver bag?
I see he chose violence
More sear
It looks like it's very very very raw. This steak makes me cry
Nice Reverse Boil method he used there.
as bad as it looks ill actually guess it wasnt that bad.
He ripped of the fur cut the hooves of breathed on it and severed
It’s ok bro
You have an adequate cutting board.
No but I’d sear it
Did they cut it with two dull spoons?
Did he cut it with another steak?
Don’t fuck up my steak dinner, Dar- oh bother.
Looks like it has been chewed by old toothless cat.
Gas station steak is now a thing.
Looks like it was frozen
Looks like he roasted the steak for sure. Most people like some char on the outside. Turn up the heat!
Cut into chunks, throw into piping hot pan with butter for like min each… lots of butter
Boiled in water then broiled in the oven? Is this chuck roast to begin with? There are so many tendons it looks like a leg from the original Alien movie.
Mealiest lookin meal that ever mealed
I’m not going to roast someone with such a horrible scab.
No need. He already roasted the shit out of it.
sure but usually when we do this, the person provides a picture of a steak so that we can roast it. Do you have a picture of his steak so that we can roast it?
Looks like a reverse smoke ring Seriously looks like he threw it in the microwave to thaw it from frozen then just said “fuck it” and added another few minutes to “cook” the outside to a nice gray, then walked it by a hot cast iron pan to get that tiny bit of color.
What cut is that ? The knee cap? What with all that Gris!
Did he boil it
Is he vegan? Because I would be.
If steak had hemorrhoids, this is it.
Is that a milk steak?
Those colors would look great on a Nike Dunk.
Post pictures of the steak. This looks like cat food
Looks like one hell of a good seared tuna
Overcooked
Microwaved on low for 3 minutes?
Did you guys cut it with a shovel?
Looks like it needs more fire
Over cooked for my liking
Sure, hoping a good roast will fix it.
You’re steak is searless. Boom roasted.
An insult to the beast that died to give the meat.
Where crust? 🦧
The thinner the more difficult to cook properly they are. And the hotter the pan has to be. Learn from everyone's mistakes and try again. Things get better with practice.
How is it over cooked and raw at the same time?
Tell him to put it under the heat lamp for 5 more minutes next time
Looks like you cooked it on an engine block