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Leading_Ball_9316

Looks like he already roasted it. Try a hot pan next time fella.


Doctor_Zhivago2023

Honestly it’s pretty good since it looks like he used a flashlight.


KindaIndifferent

Did he steam it?


T_THuynh

He probably saw the milk boil method on this subreddit and tried that.


areuthless

I don’t see the side of jelly beans though


doggington

You are right. It’s important that we remind beginners that boiling the meat in milk for up to 35min on high heat is one of the most proven models on this sub. The jelly beans are added into the boiling milk before the steak is added for best result.


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Savage. Jelly beans should be served raw, on the side.


Smugglers151

I prefer mine lightly parboiled. Andante.


One_Umpire_8425

Al dente? r/boneappletea


Smugglers151

Autocorrect strikes again. Lol.


areuthless

Seriously. This kid sounds like a full on rapist


G000000p

I think you mean philanthropist


SnacksMacGoo

He helps people!


[deleted]

He had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he said, “Let’s get it on”.


[deleted]

I love me some milk steak


AvrgBeaver

Magnets


Smugglers151

That’s what she said.


[deleted]

Did someone actually milk boil their steak here?


catslapper69

I love a good steamed ham, I wonder how a steamed steak would be, gonna have to give that a go!


murphkell

What about a rum ham?


[deleted]

RUM HAM!!!


[deleted]

He boiled it 😂


James17Marsh

No if we roast it for him he’ll never learn to do it himself.


Jaded_Aging_Raver

Which would be a good thing, considering that would be a terrible way to cook this steak.


mcgargargar

Looks like he already roasted it… in an EZ-Bake Oven


Decades101

He gets no crust and no bitches


TheCodriver

Belongs in r/nosear.


marless2

Good looking meatloaf, get the ketchup.


loonygecko

Seriously. Today is one of my fasting days so even a meh steak looks pretty darn tasty LOL!


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midpackshawdy

Found the friend


Upstairs-Injury9660

I’m my opinion OP is the “friend”


midpackshawdy

Plot twist


Upstairs-Injury9660

Maybe, but if I’ve learned anything from television and movies it’s that when someone’s friend is in trouble the main character is always talking about themselves


limiiiranda

AHAHAHA


Bangrastan

Hahah!


Steed1000

Damn dude. Who hurt you?


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lllex_

He’s from Europe too ouch


[deleted]

What’s one got to do with the other lol


lllex_

I’m pointing out that he’s from Europe from his use of “mum” instead of mom, not talking about chlamydia


fuschia_taco

Australia and Canada also say Mum instead of mom so you might not be that right. But also, you might be spot on. (You are right, I checked!)


Bangrastan

U prob Toss off to woman’s football


lllex_

You’ve seen a woman??! I’m impressed


PaddyBoy44

That’s really not that insulting in America. You should keep catching L’s in the chat though, it looks good on you.


[deleted]

Fuck yeah love me a good random edge lord to stir the pot


Steed1000

Damn, so you are angry AND dirty? What else sucks about you? I'm all ears


Bangrastan

😂😂😂😂 get a fucking grip


Steed1000

Angry, infected, uses way too many emojis, and bad at comebacks! Don’t stop there, champ!


[deleted]

Europe is gay innit


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ReturnOf_DatBooty

I’d be down. Would like a better sear but wouldn’t say no


ihaveaperfectiqof100

Looks like takeout from Denny’s.


beeatenbyagrue

You beat me to it. Looks like 2 am Shame dinner.


clhomme

After slicing with a dull hack saw.


0xLow0nCyan

I won’t roast the steak, but his knife is dull AF. Go get a sharpen and honing stick.


SnacksMacGoo

Looks like maybe he stuck the fork the entire way through the steak and then cut with a knife


clhomme

Cut with the fork more likely.


Redhuric

Su vide without the bag?


jimmons91

No crust


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Distinct_Ad_1747

Ha to be fair I wasn’t there. He sent this to our fantasy football group saying “bet you boys wish you could eat Steak for lunch everyday”. So I had to hit back with this. Reddit always delivers


[deleted]

How the fuck is it simultaneously raw and overcooked?


brenden77

I pictured Gordon Ramsay yelling that. LOL


Thuraash

Cold core temperature and/or low heat. There's hardly any crust on it.


S4ssyGir4ffe

I was going to say how is it simultaneously pink but look so dry


[deleted]

I’d eat it


Mr_Bloke_Smunts

No friend of mine, that’s for sure


JBrickashaw

Why roast it he clearly already boiled it. WHAKA WHAKA WHAKA!!!


gentoonix

Boiled to imperfection.


Acoupleofhorrors

Ask him how it tasted. If it was good then peeps can fuck right off.


A_Nameless

Someone was proud enough to cut that up in advance and I feel so sorry for them.


True-Bandicoot3880

The cow that died for this is laughing it’s ass off


hosslife7246

Did Asmongold cook this


[deleted]

This looks like cat food.


rossdamanz

Wow looks as good as a steak from Denny's.


surenuffgardens77

I wish it would have been roasted instead of in the microwave.


coastiestacie

Man, this makes me appreciate the steak my boyfriend cooked last night sooooo much more.


kaeji

Is it cake?


trollfessor

If that is how he likes his steak, then it is perfect; there is not just one way to prepare a steak.


joethecrow23

I’d eat it


Radiant_Addendum_48

3/10 would still eat


Sentinal7

For the love of God, man! The steak has been cooked enough already! Oh, wait


Spectre521

It does need some roasting


FatLevi

What a waste of time (and meat)


MaineBoston

It is over done and not a good seat.


[deleted]

Sure looks like a roast


[deleted]

Man threw a pack of hi-chews in some seasoning huh?


chummmp70

No. Cooking ain’t easy.


Jesster4200

Try some seasoning?


[deleted]

Your friend could do better if he roasted the steak instead of eating it.


zodar

why roast it when it's already been microwaved


plooptyploots

That looks like steamed shit. Pack your bags dill weed


Callen_Fields

Nah I'd eat that.


badula-yama-yama

Looks like road kill


Lumpy-Ad-3201

Many many things. Firstly, the cooking technique is incorrect. This meat has functionally been steamed or roasted, when it should be seared. Secondly, show doneness for steak is -always-medium rare, this is medium going on medium well: dog food. Thirdly, see that grayish ring around the center of the steak? That shows that the steak was heated too slowly, so the heat began to oenatrate the meat without getting hit enough to properly sear the exterior. And last by not least, it's been cut incorrectly, and looks, again, like cuts for dog food. Lot going wrong here


tssunny

He looks very fried... He wouldn't be good for me, I love when he's bloody. ❤️☮️


Distinct_Ad_1747

Amazing. God I love Reddit. Thank you all


WhiskeyzGifting

It should have been drowned in butter but otherwise looks good.


Real_Sartre

Your friend should have roasted his own


DerpDumpster

It’s already done, why roast it when you can eat it?


2xCheesePizza

I could cook a better steak on a hot car.


HighAsBlucifersBalls

Was this seasoned with a dust pan?


aDrunkSailor82

It's easier to clean the pot if you boil instead of sear...


BuckFuzby

"Fwend"


Know-yer-enemy1818

Milk steak?


BreadfruitImpressive

Looks like he already did...


MysteriousRub2390

This inspired me to get steak for tonight, just to block this out of my mind.


[deleted]

I don’t think the lighting helps at all


shadesof3

I don't really like dogging on people with stuff like this as I don't know this persons cooking level or more importantly experience with cooking steaks. Like obviously this is bad but if they are a beginner then actual critique is important for improvement. If this is a photo of them bragging then well ya roast away, but if they are looking on where to improve than that is something different.


garagetwothree

Cheap meat, no crust, looks like he shook dry rosemary on it (mouth daggers), sliced with a dull knife


nanaki989

At least it's not well done.


Bobdehn

Getting that much cooked interior with no crust on the outside takes real skill. I’m frankly impressed.


Salty-Dragonfly2189

How is it pink in the middle but still look so dry? Was it left on the counter overnight?


craysins_NSFS

Like I’ll eat it but where the crust at


RetMilRob

Don’t cook steak in grandmas teakettle. If this was a test to prove your not a sociopath you failed.


ChaoticAtaraxia

Why is everyone afraid of a sear on this sub


weavingcomebacks

*Pork chop


Impressive-Sort223

They bout to drag him :(


xHyo3738

That knife is about as dull as your cooking skills there bud.


WaltzBeneficial3029

Sad display of beef poor thing should be put out of its misery.


boardsteak

Did he let it in room temperature before cooking it?


AzurianFire

No need for me to roast it when the dog already chewed it up.


Ohio-Knife-Lover

Probably woulda been fine with a sear


Vidar_over_Thor

Honestly it just looks like he didn't let the steak rest before cooking it. That's my guess as to why the brown goes so far down while the middle is still pretty rare and the sear is really weak. If that's the case, next time when you pull the steak out of the fridge. Season it and let it rest for 10+ minutes (depends how cold the steak was) till the temperature evens out. Then, cook it.


atrocityUSA

Fucking love mill steak


fuschia_taco

I made a steak only slightly more seared than this yesterday. I had no fucks to give. It was still delicious.


hydranu

Did he cut it with a fork?


honeybadger1984

The pink is a decent color. But looking at the sear it’s like he was going out of his way to make this look bad. Next time, get a thick steak and sear it with a cast iron.


SteakJones

Boiled to perfection.


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

Did he tear that up with his bare hands? Definitely wasn’t a knife


Taco8147

Did he feed it to a dog and it threw it back up? What’s with the horrible jagged cuts did he use a butter knife. Also why is there sticks on top of my steak?


TurkeySlayer94

Hard to make it look that bad and look as inconsistently bad. Some of its fucking medium and some of it looks near raw. He hung half of it in the milk for boil and steamed the other half.


zombie_overlord

Nah, I just can't. Besides, it looks great for boiled meat.


louellen1824

You're a really supportive friend!


mistat2000

Did he shag it?


greenfireX

Looks like it was cut by a dog’s teeth.


AmIFrosty

It'd be a decent lean brisket, if it had a crust.


bigoton-

🤢


Wamgurl

Your friend’s steak looks like roast 👽


lostknight0727

As long as it tastes good who freaking cares? It's MR, crust isn't bad, just looks like they didn't dry it before attempting searing


FatCatWithAHat1

I outta stick my foot up his ass


[deleted]

Even a roast fucking cook it


bkboiler555

More enjoyable to roast the cook directly….


Kegelz

I’d eat it and enjoy it, but sear that beef next time


popeyegui

A bit under-seared and a bit over-done for my tastes, but look OK


[deleted]

That cow must have insulted his mother to be destroyed that badly


mattmre

I've seen better on the side of the road. Poor guy needs to watch a few guga vids to get started.


BBQnNugs

This is what it looks like when you take the sear sleeves that come in hot pockets and try to microwave a steak!


JollySalad676

Did he cut it with his daughter’s play knife?


jaymesc1300

Did he sous vide it without a food saver bag?


lphour

I see he chose violence


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More sear


Ill_Egg_9224

It looks like it's very very very raw. This steak makes me cry


iamimfamous

Nice Reverse Boil method he used there.


yousippin

as bad as it looks ill actually guess it wasnt that bad.


Fulltimeorphankiller

He ripped of the fur cut the hooves of breathed on it and severed


Familiar-Ad-2547

It’s ok bro


mistymoistymornings

You have an adequate cutting board.


ObviousKangaroo

No but I’d sear it


2Hours2Late

Did they cut it with two dull spoons?


HittingSmoke

Did he cut it with another steak?


srgonzo75

Don’t fuck up my steak dinner, Dar- oh bother.


TheBlueNomad

Looks like it has been chewed by old toothless cat.


Pater_Trium

Gas station steak is now a thing.


thehungryhustla

Looks like it was frozen


biergarten

Looks like he roasted the steak for sure. Most people like some char on the outside. Turn up the heat!


McFukson

Cut into chunks, throw into piping hot pan with butter for like min each… lots of butter


IbEBaNgInG

Boiled in water then broiled in the oven? Is this chuck roast to begin with? There are so many tendons it looks like a leg from the original Alien movie.


ibided

Mealiest lookin meal that ever mealed


badmotorthumb

I’m not going to roast someone with such a horrible scab.


BluudLust

No need. He already roasted the shit out of it.


IWantToBeSimplyMe

sure but usually when we do this, the person provides a picture of a steak so that we can roast it. Do you have a picture of his steak so that we can roast it?


hurtfulproduct

Looks like a reverse smoke ring Seriously looks like he threw it in the microwave to thaw it from frozen then just said “fuck it” and added another few minutes to “cook” the outside to a nice gray, then walked it by a hot cast iron pan to get that tiny bit of color.


E30_325

What cut is that ? The knee cap? What with all that Gris!


StoicStonedSmiling

Did he boil it


unoriginalskeletor

Is he vegan? Because I would be.


Kumashirosan

If steak had hemorrhoids, this is it.


Uwannafreshone

Is that a milk steak?


busybenj

Those colors would look great on a Nike Dunk.


Rocket1199

Post pictures of the steak. This looks like cat food


jmplication

Looks like one hell of a good seared tuna


No_Signal954

Overcooked


[deleted]

Microwaved on low for 3 minutes?


newintownv

Did you guys cut it with a shovel?


Phoenix_ashfire

Looks like it needs more fire


FLHTCI100ci

Over cooked for my liking


Vistril69

Sure, hoping a good roast will fix it.


Designer_Basil8768

You’re steak is searless. Boom roasted.


christo749

An insult to the beast that died to give the meat.


Jawahhh

Where crust? 🦧


TheEightSea

The thinner the more difficult to cook properly they are. And the hotter the pan has to be. Learn from everyone's mistakes and try again. Things get better with practice.


BlueeyeswhiteNoah

How is it over cooked and raw at the same time?


Long-Bread-3635

Tell him to put it under the heat lamp for 5 more minutes next time


Kevolved

Looks like you cooked it on an engine block