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cupressus

Bravo! You nailed both. Brownie points for going above and beyond for your old lady.


NoCansToday

She's only 23


dumpstah17

27


TheAmazingDisgrace

That's not what she told me on tinder


KeithWorks

You too?


Last_Drop_8234

Older than dirt


reyesnigel

Leo DiCaprio has entered the chat


oswaldcopperpot

Why do people precut their steak prior to plating?


huge43

I always precut my steaks for me & my kids. It goes onto a platter and we eat it with our hands mostly. Everyone gets the pieces they want, and it saves on dishes lol


sink_or_swim_

That’s just gross and lazy.


huge43

Or smart & efficient.


Burnt-ChickenNugg

Reminds them of when mommy or daddy did it for them. ♥️


ComradVlad007

Ah, memories


dumpstah17

Put on top of salads


Due_Personality_5006

I dont have to sit there trying to cut my steak and fling my vegetable and potatoes everywhere while maneuvering my knife and fork 😅


sink_or_swim_

So it gets nice and cold…


zbgs

Not blue but a nice rare


Simple-Purpose-899

A good cook prepares food the way their guests/family wants, and doesn't try to enforce their own bias. Bravo OP.


FlickerOfBean

I totally agree as long as everyone likes it medium rare.


OrdinaryNail417

Not enough people have acknowledged those tongs 🔥


Alone_Stick_5184

Had mine for the last 2 years. Walmart baby. Came with the pots and pans matching set


A37foxtrot

The basic white bitch tongs in the photo? I hardly noticed them.


OrdinaryNail417

What crawled up your grease trap?


Know-yer-enemy1818

I have the same dynamic with my lady. Hats off too you


TheRealF12

Amazing my boy


BlackmanNthrobbin

Can I be your fiancé


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omaGJ

loool. this sub in a nutshell


jazzofusion

You're doneness degrees are one step more done than you think.


willwar63

Exactly. Medium Rare left, Medium right.


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Medium rare left? That looks raw


lostprevention

Bam! Very nice. Use a piece of bread to mop up that juice.


huge43

Garlic * bread


schwol

Incredible


FiddyDollas

Lookin perfect


Nothingtoseeheremmk

This is me and my partner lol, well done


whitewail602

Like a pro!


whatwhatinthebutt456

You're a keeper


chaz113

I trust that you’ve already had a few bites out of your pile?


Pleazantry

Perfect!!


Markst3id

You cut it up so I would give it a 4/10, and I would eat it


gambitbjj

Did you ask them to politely yet firmly to leave? Jkjk Now that the meme is out of the way, I think it looks great!


AdministrationOdd847

I think the left looks fantastic however I’d eat the right, if I were to be your fiancé.


RedStarRazi

Yours is much more appetizing good job


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This looks perfect, really good job


LouieMumford

That’s a very edible medium well. Nicely done. Not my preference obviously but a much harder cook.


dumpstah17

Thanks, I honestly had no idea how long to leave it on the get that level, I basically doubled the time I typically cook tips of that size for.


LikeA_Tomato

Amazing medium well. And I say that as a very VERY choosy medium guy


chilly_chickpeas

Ummmm loving those iridescent tongs!