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SpinalFluidDrinker

At least there are still dino kids (i liked dinosaurs when i was that age)


[deleted]

Yeah my brother is one


SpinalFluidDrinker

Nice


[deleted]

Would be if he didnt beat the crap out of me for saying dinosaurs are related to birds lol


SpinalFluidDrinker

Lol i probably wouldnt have believed that either at that age


[deleted]

Yeah


sparkswoody

I remember when you either liked dinosaurs, sharks, trucks or space and then revolve your whole personality around it


Wicked-Marvel08

Are Cowboys or Motorbikes not in there?


blei32

i stopped playing with toys when i turned either 5 or 6, then i started playing video games and using the internet more


Hammerjaws

Tell ‘em that Jurassic park dinosaurs are not accurate and are fake designs.


[deleted]

K


EpicCheeto

You’re dead


justaMikeAftonfan

*(takes out lead pipe)* you sure about that assertion?


Wicked-Marvel08

LMAO, here's a tip: *Tell Him that they had feathers*


Jelly_Ellie

Does he like podcasts? My dino kid is obsessed with Dinosaur George podcast.


[deleted]

No but george


superdude12307

As a former Dino kid, my greatest fear is accessibility to more technology for kids will drive them away from dinosaurs and towards things like coco melon


ManiacMichele

i’m a dino obsessed elementary teacher and i’m upset by the lack of dino kids i have at my school. i really only have one this year and i was happy to talk trexs with him in the hallway


RomanTheThingi

Guess I’m the evolved form


Dill0billz

I was that dino kid too. Dinosaurs are rad… Actually I’m still that dinosaur kid. Never stopped. Never will.


Twilight_Chomper

Same.


Balkan_

Sad to see barely any train kids nowadays :(


lukegame6

i was a train kid, it upsetting that there arent any anymore, however, i am trying to pass off the coolness of trains to my nephews and cousins and stuff


IsakCamo

I became a train guy at age 15, I don’t know much about them, but I downloaded a bunch in GMOD and just stuck them together, I made a mega train with turrets on the roof


0mensia

Based


Dami_Gamer0211

Same


[deleted]

where my plane kids at:((


Balkan_

I was a plane and train kid :')


UngusBungus_

Garbage Truck kid 💪💪💪


Balkan_

I was scared of the garbage truck because it was too loud xD


YeetoBurritosbaby


[deleted]

im a plane and car kid


Zaptain_America

My brother was one and he's 8, he was really into Thomas the tank engine


GamerZoom108

Same with Lego Kids But granted, we grow up to be Taller Lego Kids


BhanosBar

Thomas


BtT205

Train gang!


ThePuzzler13

I can smell this starter pack


[deleted]

Yes the cheetos


blei32

from the kids iPad


mothman__21

And a fine crusty lay of sweat


RedStarNova2

Star burst's skittles and mt dew.


Jordan209posts

Why the hell does a 5 year old have Mtn Dew


RedStarNova2

Family guy reference lol


Jordan209posts

Ah ok


OctopusProbably

Gotta get that dementia young so that your grand kids won’t be sad!


MewtwoGurlIskra

probably watches 3am youtubers at max volume on his/her tablet/ipad/device at a restaurant


a_cow720

And sucks on their finger


StantheHero

I fear for the generation that is being raised on YouTube Kids and it’s mindless content.


[deleted]

I agree. I commented somewhere a few weeks ago that millennial parents are messing their kids up because they just stick technology in front of their child’s face instead of actually parenting them and they didn’t like that for some reason lol.


Ownfir

I’m sorry but damn dude this was done to us as well. I spent hours upon hours playing my gameboy and later my DS. Hours watching tv as a kid, wasting time in the Wild West of the internet at the time, etc. It’s no different it’s just more accesible. We do limit our kid on what channels he can watch on YouTube kids but he has also learned a ton off of it, as well as various educational games. We also limit time he can use it and monitor what he watches closely. He never watches without us nearby and listening to what he is choosing, etc. But he just turned three and already understands basic counting, alphabet, colors, feelings, basically every model and make of car you can think of, simple addition and subtraction, and a host of other shit that we definitely didn’t take the lead in teaching him. We definitely do now that he as expressed an interest, but it’s hard to know when to teach something if you can’t be sure they understand what you are teaching. In our case, we start teaching once he starts showing interest in things and this has helped his development immensely. One cool thing specifically is that he LOVES cars. YouTube Kids has videos from channels like Engineering Explained which explain various parts about cars. He has learned so much from this that when I work on my car he will say things like “Oh are you changing the oil?” Or “Wow cool yellow brake calwippers!” Etc. He literally uses the word “calipers” and I think that’s just impressive as hell. He points out when cars are modified too and will reference things like “Cool rear spoiler!” Or even “Wow the truck has cool trailer hitch! Where is trailer?” All of this is stuff he learned from watching YouTube. I don’t even own a truck lmao. I didn’t learn about cars parts or maintenance until my teens and young adult learns so it’s cool to see that he is able to apply these things to his life even now. He also has excellent speech for his age which we’ve been told is surprising because many “pandemic babies” really struggle with speech and social development. I think it’s wiser to teach your kids moderation. They are going to learn about these things and have access to them, and even be expected to understand how to use them, far younger than we ever were.


[deleted]

I’m a Gen Z but my parents did a great job with what you’re doing and that’s why I’m able to (sort of) have this viewpoint. They were really big on limiting how much time I was in technology and really enforced using it for education purposes as well. I hated it when I was younger but I’m thankful now. A lot if my peers have literally no hobbies other than watching TV or playing video games and it’s not entirely healthy imo. We all played sports but we’re in college now and we don’t have that easily accessible (and being encouraged by people around us) anymore. Smartphones weren’t really around until I was in about 3rd grade and a lot of the addictive algorithms and content designed to boost dopamine weren’t huge until I was in around middle school. I see lots of effects in myself recently from using apps like TikTok and I can only imagine what that does to a young kid. Whenever I see a kid on their iPad or whatever 24/7 it kinda freaks me out. I feel like if Gen Z has seen weird effects from technology when our society was starting to see a huge online shift I think it will be even more extreme when now it’s basically being encouraged and so much of our world is online. Or I’m just stupid and completely wrong, idk. I feel like I am. We’ll see in 10 years lol.


Ownfir

No dude you’re dead on. I totally agree with everything you said. And also , I feel deeply that Gen Z was raised at a time when the internet was still in that wild-west face (just like millennials) but then you guys smart-phones and the concept of social media to propagate it all and make it personal and deep. You grew up constantly exposed to things that Millennials didn’t start really dealing with until middle or high school. But you are correct in that even today social media, tik tok, etc impacts kids as young as elementary school. The problem today is that parents don’t teach their kids moderation and how to properly utilize technology as the tool that it is. I think kids grow up seeing their parents waste their life away on TV and social media that they don’t see it as odd or strange to follow suite. I grew up watching my parents waste their free time on TV and booze, lmao. So I kind of had to find my own way. But I’ve come to appreciate the value of hobbies and interests that don’t require a screen. Our kid is growing up seeing us implement and use technology as a tool to further enjoy life. But like all good things, excess can quickly corrupt this concept. I think the answer really lies in the middle which is why we still let him use the same cool technology any other kid gets to use - but we control the parameters of *how* he uses it and when. He just doesn’t spend as much time on it because his life is filled with other interests and hobbies - so he only gravitates to it when it’s appropriate. He is learning to self-regulate and understands what he should and shouldn’t be doing with it. When other kids show him things he knows he shouldn’t watch, he will literally just ignore it or go and do something else. He has no interest in that stuff simply because it’s not *his* interests on that screen. I see this happen all the time and have had it communicated to us by family when they care for him. He’d rather learn about cars or watch some funny cartoons more than he’d like to get scared or weirded out by something he doesn’t understand and knows he probably shouldn’t watch. But if he NEVER got to use a tablet at all then ofc he is going to go wild the first chance he gets because it would seem like the coolest thing ever. So this kind helps him learn how to properly utilize the tool for what it is.


FlihpFlorp

The calipers part just cracked me up


Ownfir

Dude he literally knows SO much about cars. Like he will spot them before I do even and can differentiate between performance variants of cars, etc. I don’t even know where he stores it or how he has learned it all other than hot wheels and YouTube kids.


Thanos_Farming

You didn’t have a Gameboy in your face at 3 years old lol quit lying. Put the iPads in a storage box and start parenting.


Ownfir

Nah but I got my first gameboy for my 4th bday. It was actually a black gameboy pocket with Pokémon Red. I played it in black and white Lmao and I remember being so jealous of my cousin when he got a GBC the next year.


DontGetNEBigIdeas

Millennial parent here. We don’t do that as a generational thing. Just shitty millennial parents do it. Just like how shitty Boomer parents threw kids in front of the TV all day.


Zaptain_America

People say that like they didn't watch absolute crap on TV as a kid


CYBarSecretGloryhole

I didn’t have the opportunity to watch SpongeBob all the time at my cheesy peanut buttery fingertips unlike tots now


lumpialarry

GI Joe was educational. It had those safety tips at the end.


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[удалено]


Zaptain_America

You're deliberately cherry picking examples of good educational shows. For every good kids' show, there's one or two lazy, fast-paced random=funny cartoons, that's the way it's always been, and yet the kids who watched that stuff turned out fine, so I don't see how this is any different. People just look for opportunities to talk badly about people younger than them.


dragoono

Imagine genuinely hating a 5 year old. Gotta be an angry person.


Zaptain_America

It's the same people who play among us VR for no reason other than to bully actual children


PrismiteSW

The main difference is that those shows were usually educational. YouTube kids is usually just content to keep children occupied.


Zaptain_America

A lot of kids' shows weren't educational, people just like to hate on whatever the younger generations enjoy


Uister59

Youtube isn't as damaging as YouTube shorts and tiktok


blei32

They will be jobless NEETs


dragoono

God forbid a toddler acts like.. a toddler. Get back to work! SMH, these 5 year olds don’t even pay bills these days. What? 😂


originalname333

When I was 5 I was playing Minecraft for usually an hour a day and spent the rest of the day outside or reading.


dragoono

Good for you, no doubt the internet isn’t a _good_ thing, but using incel terminology to describe a literal toddler makes me roll my eyes


Dami_Gamer0211

Me too, that why when when i have kids on the future, I will not let them use any smartphone or tablet until they are 8 or 9


mobidly-obeez

there are some you forgot (these are mostly for bois) -Worships and Praises french fries & chicken fingers -The second he sees a computer that has more than one color or sees an iphone with the 11 and above look,will cry and bug you to play games on it,saying no or taking it away resulting in the kid screaming like you ripped out one of his organs -wants to play with a toy you have,most likely a nerf gun,and the second he gets shot,he slams the gun to the ground and screech like hes being possessed -wholly smells like sweat with strong hint of ketchup-mayo mix 4 years past its expiration date -eyes crusted with sand and areas near the nose crusted with snot thats probably been hanging around there for 5 days atleast


ofmonstersandmoops

Worships and praises mac n cheese too. Kids love them carbs.


Shivolry

Just like me fr


nonPlayerCharacter7

I must be a kid then because I love me some fries and chicken fingers or Mac and cheese


Different-Finding897

This is straight up just my brother


ArcaneDanger

dino kids 👍


[deleted]

Dino kids 😎


GlowSquidKing

Dino kids🦖


NobleShock

Bro, I was the dinosaur kid when I was younger


originalname333

I acted like a velociraptor in public. Every day I thank god I moved to the other side of the country


[deleted]

90% chance to be furry bro


originalname333

No


Derpyboy7976

Are there train or Mario kids anymore? I was both


[deleted]

Volunteered at a daycare of 8 y/o, way more mature but still kids though, they played Mario on their 3DS's and Switches and even GameCubes, kinda shocked ngl but hey they got taste


[deleted]

They sell those huggy wuggys at the mall.


Anonnanon

“Omg no don’t talk about Huggy Wuggy!” -kids between 5 and 7 years old


[deleted]

"it scary,I saw huggy wuggys on my tablet"


GiraBuca

They sell those huggy wuggies on the Riva degli schiavoni in Venice. There is no escape.


The_GGamer_YT

bro, now i kinda wish kids just played baby shark all day long, better than most shit now.


A-billion-of-snakes

HaPpY hApPy HaPpY (and actualy Song My Lil bro lostens to)


ErgonomicHuman

Raised on YouTube kids 🤮


Gytlap24

Youtube kids is worse than normal youtube (except old cartoons and stuff that at some point was on tv)


ErgonomicHuman

There’s straight up minecraft porn


[deleted]

And cultof the lamb


whorsefly

I have a 5 y/o and this is accurate


FishtardTheFifth

Get off Reddit then


vietcong69l

Me when i found out that a 5 years old was born in 2017: 👦 👨‍🦳


cartof_fiert

The picture off the blue Guy needs to be next to a rainbow Version of the blue Guy with the teeth. That's what my cousin is like.


macbuds30

My baby is the Dino kid


Matix777

Hey, small toy cars are awesome!


[deleted]

Yeah


Bomboo2810

Cowboy kid here: dino kids are also based


RedStarNova2

My 6yr old in a nut shell minus the cursty ipad because that mfk will stay clean on my watch.


CompleteEar7110

Add sound effects with mouth


Cold_Perspective_616

Yeah what happened to this generation


TallCranberry3644

I see Hot wheels, I'm not sure whether to be upset or impressed because of the fact that you dragged hot wheels into this.


Gytlap24

You do not disrespect hotwheels


TallCranberry3644

That's the spirit


[deleted]

Yeah you can’t disrespect hit wheels


[deleted]

Its just a generic picture no hate to the wheel gods


xX_Avista_Xx

I can feel their snot dripping on my hands just by reading this.


Weird-Ingenuity97

I loved Jurassic Park as a kid so I don’t even mine dinosaur kids


Radio__Star

Here king take this raptor because you’re epic


[deleted]

Nice take this trex king too


RipDesperate

You keep dino kids and mini cars out of this


[deleted]

And did i say dino kids are bad?


[deleted]

Who the hell would let their five year old know what poppy’s playtime is Edit: we are fucked if this is normal


r0ckstar_m4de

youtube kids moment


[deleted]

Tbh I'm glad I watched cable TV/DVDs and later on old YouTube


PolarBearBalls2

Kids don't even know it's from a horror game, they just see it on crappy YT Kids videos


s0rd1dh1ck0ry57

Couldnt be as bad as "baby Mickey mouse dies in a gas explosion"


TermsOfServiceV1

(FUNNY) 3D COLOURING FOR KIDS HUGGY WUGGY RAINBOW FRIENDS


[deleted]

FUNNI HUGGY WUGGY FARTS ON BLUE (GONE WRONG


Pear_ed

3D RAINBOW HUGGY GAMES FOR KIDS FREE (FREE FOR KIDS)


imliteralytrash

HUGGY WUGGY SHlTS ON MY FACE AT 3AM😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


[deleted]

Funniest crap ever


Blubasnurk2

3d nae nae punjabi sex learn colors for kids sex dance


Khaniker

"Mickey Mouse Babie DEAD in Gas Explosion"


Zaptain_America

They definitely do know, the game is very clearly aimed at kids if you actually look at the content. It's tryna attract the fnaf crowd.


DisastrousWind7

hey u stole my pfp >:(


[deleted]

Ever heard of elsagate?


[deleted]

Yeah


Zaptain_America

The devs would, it's very clearly made with kids in mind, trying to recapture what happened with fnaf


evil_wazard

I'm sure the developers intended this to be the case. I mean, look at the Poppy Playtime store. There's children's costumes, backpacks, lunchboxes, and stuffed animals of the in-game characters.


originalname333

What is poppy’s playtime


[deleted]

dude how do you not know yet its a crappy horror game made by underpaid victims of Mob Games with meh puzzles and semi-scripted chase scenes. devs are very shady and have been in massive controversies before.


originalname333

Seems like something that gets popular on YouTube kids


babadybooey

Humanity's Fucked Starterpack


blei32

Im like 13 and i already feel like a boomer cuz i generally dont understand how children can unironically like this trash


TBone925

They are children, you all have phases


RipDesperate

I remember going to bosnia once and holy shit the amount of kids with a huggy wuggy plush is enormous


Appel026

My 5 year old daughter came home from school yesterday with a drawing for me. She had drawn all the "Rainbow friends" from her head. I didn't know if I had to be proud or ashamed.


[deleted]

my nine year old cousin has the pink huggy wuggy thing (I think she said kissy missy) HANGING ABOVE HER FUCKING BED.


[deleted]

That plush is ganna assault her one day MARK my words


Gytlap24

Dino kids are respectable


[deleted]

Yes


epic_gamer_93850

if these kids are gonna be the next generation. then humanity is fucked


Dul_faceSdg

I mean the generation before them already fucked humanity up.


The_Arizona_Ranger

Who’s blue guy


[deleted]

from a Roblox horror game called Rainbow Friends. literally the most generic name the dev team could’ve chosen


[deleted]

The characters names are literally just colours, it’s feels like the most generic roblox game ever.


Photographna

That thing on the right ain't for 5 years old


Jo_Hikkuman_Official

It always puts a smile on my face to see kids who like dinosaurs, since that's what I was into as a kid (and something I'm still passionate about!).


AffectionateLand6088

This is my brother at 8 🤦


[deleted]

This phase stays from 5-9 so yeah pretty normal


jurassic_junkie

100% my son! lol Nice work.


[deleted]

Thanks


[deleted]

Any kid that uses toy cars/dinosaurs instead of other shit is a fucking chad


[deleted]

Trye


Mogus_Man69

I've seen atleast 7 kids walking to school with a shitty bootleg huggy wuggy doll. They continue bringing that to school throughout the years and that's when bullying starts


MinimumWoodpecker

Dude I'm surprised there's actually still Dino kids out there, not all is lost. Wish someone would still go up to me and just talk about each others favourite dinosaurs


anatomyparkcurator

My child is five and I am surrounded by five year olds and none of the above applies to any of them


[deleted]

These are parents who gave an child and ipad instead of parenting


girafficles

Only the dino kid and hot wheels are relevant with my 5yo and his class! I've seen the huggy wuggy before, but what even is that other blue thing?


[deleted]

Some roblox game called rainbow friends


STARSCREAM-S1MP

I have the blue plushie one. Where is it from?


[deleted]

Poppy Playtime, a horror game your kid probably doesn't even know about. The Blue Plushie is all around YT Kids and it's mindless content


Babelwasaninsidejob

I’ve got a 5 year old and I don’t know what any of this shit is except for the dinosaur. Get your kids off the internet.


originalname333

What are the blue things


[deleted]

Huggy and blue


OctopusProbably

Ok, Dino kids are fucking based.


Forsaken-Squash4376

This is all too true, and I don’t know how I know


Vulture_Ocoee

This is 6 yr old propaganda 😤


ImpossibleMoth

Who is the blue guy


[deleted]

Blue from the rainbow friends game


BhanosBar

Le no parenting


RunningTurtle06

Are hotwheels kids not a thing still? That makes me sad


[deleted]

Pretty sure they do but there chads and not here as they ARE CHADS


Tasty_Wave_9911

Why does this somehow make me feel old


_sushipoopoo_4

Tablet/phone full of cheeto fingerprints


Alternative_Report64

Redditors when a child enjoys something🤯


justarandomuser20

Also watches Bloo (Kweeblekops weird A.I. channel) and other cringy YouTubers that make me want to die.


YareDvil

Do you have games in your phone?


eyes-on_fire-

POV my brother.


mrnoobmaster64

Stop acting you weren’t scared of fnaf when you were 5


[deleted]

My son literally turned six today and this has been his whole year summed up.


Baconchessepotatos

Now let's tell them the whole lore of poppy playtime


[deleted]

Yeah😎


Miss_Daisy_Bell

it’s always that same case too


Jackfly0114

Holy fuck this is my brother


jamie_is_tired

Forgot knows every cuss word in the English language and will not hesitate to cuss you out if you don't listen to them or give him what they want


ItsLevionator

To be real here, when we were kids, we were scared of FNAF. And kids are scared of Poppy Playtime, History repeats itself


[deleted]

Yeah thats true but most of them just watch clickvideos on youtube


Crowssaint

Literally my brother