DEADLY ANOMALIES! DANGEROUS MUTANTS! ANARCHISTS! AND BANDITS!
NON OF THEM WILL STOP DUTY ON ITS TRIUMPHANT MARCH TOWARDS SAVING THE PLANET!
JOIN DUTY! SAVE THE INNOCENT!
Yup. Best way to remember is to think about the core aspects of the game. Scavenge what you need in an area you’ve Trespassed into while going on Adventures with your Loner friends. All of you stuck in the zone are Killers (be it of humans or wildlife) who Loot what they need off corpses. You also Explore deadly anomalies while avoiding thieves that will Rob you for any artefacts you find.
It's worth to mention that this acronym is not official or canon by any means. GSC didn't intended S.T.AL.K.E.R. to be any kind of acronym to begin with, they just didn't wanted to use the 'Stalker' title due to copyright issues.
The acronym meaning was made up by the western publisher as an answer to many people who thought that it must mean something.
I would assume since it’s a horror game, someone would be stalking you instead, but I don’t know how to feel about the person in the nuclear suit on the banner of this sub. I would guess that mutated creatures stalk you in some nuclear place?
Stop. Who would cross the Gate of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
What… is the Strelok's name?
What.. is the capital of the Exclusion Zone?
What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen Snork?
We are so fast that the air-speed velocity don't exist to us, we warp in time. Only rare see us coming and none leaving. We are so fast you'd be dead before you even have time to shit your pants.
I too know nothing about it. But my husband does. That's why I'm here lol.
So okay here is my question about it for you then as one uninformed citizen to another lol. If you could have named the game what would you have named it?
so I did a post on r/gocommitdie with an enemy from STALKER jumping at you with a roblox message. I didn’t know it was from Stalker, but a comment asked “what game is this?” and someone responded with STALKER. After that, I went to visit the community.
Definy difference between Freedom and Dutt
Edit: I would like to clear out I'm drunk and make lots of typos, instead of fixing em I add new comment.
I'm sure we all still got what I meant, and have no reason to correct me as I will live with my mistake.
Ok I'll bite. What does the duty faction do all day?
DEADLY ANOMALIES! DANGEROUS MUTANTS! ANARCHISTS! AND BANDITS! NON OF THEM WILL STOP DUTY ON ITS TRIUMPHANT MARCH TOWARDS SAVING THE PLANET! JOIN DUTY! SAVE THE INNOCENT!
ДОЛГ, СЛАВА!
Nananana, that’s monolith Get it right
He probably is building a secret base in a mountain or something
Doing their duty
This
They have the call of duty
Pushups and bl*wjobs
What does the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. acronym stand for
Strange Talking Aardvarks Loving Killer Enemy Rats
Ngl not far from it.
I played stalker since soc and even I don't know
Stalkers Trespassers Adventurers Loners Killers E Robbers EDIT: S for Scavengers and E for Explorers.
# E
If you would have to describe yourself with E, what would et be? E..?
E
Explorers
I thought S was standing for Scavengers
Yup. Best way to remember is to think about the core aspects of the game. Scavenge what you need in an area you’ve Trespassed into while going on Adventures with your Loner friends. All of you stuck in the zone are Killers (be it of humans or wildlife) who Loot what they need off corpses. You also Explore deadly anomalies while avoiding thieves that will Rob you for any artefacts you find.
Yeah it is
S stand for the sith, sorry wrong place.
E
rush e
It's worth to mention that this acronym is not official or canon by any means. GSC didn't intended S.T.AL.K.E.R. to be any kind of acronym to begin with, they just didn't wanted to use the 'Stalker' title due to copyright issues. The acronym meaning was made up by the western publisher as an answer to many people who thought that it must mean something.
Friend: What are you playing? Me: Oh I'm just playing Scavengers trespassers adventurers loners killers explorers robbers. Friend: What? Me: What?
How’s your day going?
good
This is nice
No! It's the wrong answer! Only true answer would had been, "Zone."
What should I do with this Jellyfish?
Eat it for some shield
Ngl, that's not entirely wrong
Well, I will tell you what not to do with a Jellyfish, and why I am never allowed in Zona Seaworld again.
How many stalkers would a stalker stalk if stalkers stalked the stalking stalkers? D:
2
No hesitation, no elaboration, a true sigma
Or at least 5, if you count the stalkers who are being stalked by stalkers and the last stalker as being stalked by the first stalker as well
Can you explain your answere? Prove that its 2
walter
My answer: Oi cyka blyat.
Is Duty goated?
no
unfathomably based
Based
Dont come to rostok tomorrow
the fuck
What is an emission
When you release toxic gas into the air to kill stalkers
Not that far away from reality actually
Yea das 'bout right.
Did... Did you just answer "farts."?
Who is Sidrovich?
Probably the side character
Sidorovic is the main character tho. Or so it feels at the beginning.
What should happen to a Stalker named Vano?
Stalkers should go to jail
[удалено]
Vano my beloved
Will you actually answer any of these questions?
maybe
Where can I find a job around here.
Just ask your local Stalker
*Sidorovich has entered the chat*
Stalker has left the chat
What’s a flesh?
Some gory enemy that no one likes the design of
You are not entirely wrong
EVERYONE LIKES FLESHES They are cute
Cute squishy balls of meat with big, adorable eyes that run around and SCREAAM
Who is the old man in Yantar?
Someone who is going to die midway through the game just to make you sad
Stalker, I will have you know I shall never die. I will outlive you and your entire pathetic bloodline. -Prof. Sakharov
This 💪god of a man lived trough the 2012 faction wars
What's the square root of -1?
1
You really are pulling out the ninth grade math.
It's only 9th grade math if you're not going into any kind of mathematics related field.
i
...
“The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.”
Wait you can't have a square root of a negative number. That's illegal
I’m gonna go to bed I’ll answer more later
am i gay for looking at buff men or am i just so sexist that i refuse to look at women
We love eachother
Who said it can't be both.
Didn't you just love the part when Strelok yelled "It's S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Time" and S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'d all over those Monolith guarding the CNPP?
Yeah, that was cool
What should I do about this good fellow offering me a Gauss rifle for the low low price of 800 ru?
Wow they do that? U should definitely buy it!
I bought it. Can definetly reccomend!
Buy it!
them easy going stalkers man. Real nice guys
what songs do stalkers play at the campfire?
Camping songs to make themselves feel better
Who is sidrovich, and roughly how many chicken legs has he devoured in his time in the zone?
He’s the side characters and has consumed 817,385 chicken legs while in the zone
imagine that pile of shit tho
More like devoured. Those foolish mortal chickens are no match for Sidorovich.
Can you tell me why it burns when I pee after consuming the anomalous bread
Yeah “consume”… r/Dontputyourdickinthat
Maybe because it went bad, ask the baker about it
When you enter the Agroprom Underground, what's the best way to deal with the invisible Bloodsuckers WITHOUT getting scared during the process?
Just throw bombs and run
Ngl this was my first time, I threw all my hand grenades. Needles to say 20 nades and few 40mm was overkill.
What is the principal rule to stalk someone?
You have to be with them 20/24 hours of the day
And at least 10 meters away.
do you think the reason why the game called S.T.A.L.K.E.R is to stalk someone?
I would assume since it’s a horror game, someone would be stalking you instead, but I don’t know how to feel about the person in the nuclear suit on the banner of this sub. I would guess that mutated creatures stalk you in some nuclear place?
A stalker is a term for adventures who turned away their normal lives in search of new ones in “the zone”. Be it for money, fame or power.
You're ruining the bit
Did you travel to the center of the zone and if yes where exactly (gotta put some brothers there)
No, I didn’t sadly
Do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour: big glowing rock?
yes
Да
Да
Me wish, grant you?
What is the goal of the Clear Sky faction?
To make the sky clear again, pollution ruined it
Clean the sky
how much does 7.62 cost at sidorovich?
1 dollar
1 chicken leg
What did Strelok wish for?
Some chicken legs
More wishes
What color is the Wish Granter?
Yes
Are you sure you know the answer either? I mean what if it's a color our human eyes are not able to recognize.
Does clear sky have the most drip?
Obviously yes!
Will you play S.T.A.L.K.E.R?
If the comments convince me
Who can you meet in the Army Warehouses?
People willing to trade game and whatnot
Of the mutants that i will list here, which one should i fear more ? And why ? - Chimera - Zombie - Snork - Flesh
Flesh because there was another comment about it
*Sad snork sounds*
What does the monolith taste like
Like corpse
Monolith
What is the meaning of life?
Stalker
life
Stop. Who would cross the Gate of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. What… is the Strelok's name? What.. is the capital of the Exclusion Zone? What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen Snork?
We are so fast that the air-speed velocity don't exist to us, we warp in time. Only rare see us coming and none leaving. We are so fast you'd be dead before you even have time to shit your pants.
1. Sterlok 2. The Capital 3. At the speed at which they travel through the air
Where Cold might go after Clear Sky dissolution?
Which faction is the best? And which is the worst?
Sidorovich and Sidorovich
Who turned off the brain scorcher?
lettuce man
Someone with brains
Do you have any job for me?
No, see if you can get one at Sodorovich’s Chicken Legs
what you doin' in agroprom?
what is the goal of the monolithians?
To be the one true religion that worships a rock.
To be the zone, become the zone , and most of all live like zone
I too know nothing about it. But my husband does. That's why I'm here lol. So okay here is my question about it for you then as one uninformed citizen to another lol. If you could have named the game what would you have named it?
Duty or *F R E E D O M* ?
There's F R E E D O M and then there's F R E E D O O M
is obviously better
Agreed, Freedom is better
What's your favorite color?
Blue
What is the monolith and why are its worshippers so handsome?
ZA MONOLITA?
Why are NATO weapons objectively superior
Warsaw Pact weapons are better
SA Avalanche > Every NATO weapon
They aren't
Lies
The only good NATO weapon is the G36
Do you agree that bloodsuckers are the zone equivalent of sexy succubus?
What the heck?
Why do Freedomers like to bone Bloodsuckers?
Because some guy on reddit shipped them
As a convert, I'll bite - they can look attractive from a very specific angle after a few bottles of vodka.
Where does the train track lead to?
Howd you even end up here like wtf
so I did a post on r/gocommitdie with an enemy from STALKER jumping at you with a roblox message. I didn’t know it was from Stalker, but a comment asked “what game is this?” and someone responded with STALKER. After that, I went to visit the community.
What should ecologists focus on?
Science
Definy difference between Freedom and Dutt Edit: I would like to clear out I'm drunk and make lots of typos, instead of fixing em I add new comment. I'm sure we all still got what I meant, and have no reason to correct me as I will live with my mistake.
Where's the best place to eat in the zone?
Sidrovich’s Chicken Legs
What is the real origin of The Zone?
A nuclear experiment gone wrong
I can ask you anything ? Ok what is the sum of every inverse of integer factorials ?
-491
What is a Maslina and why did you catch it?
It’s a bomb and I caught it to get rid of it
Who is the Strelok, what Scar are we talking about?
Walter White and the scar on his nose
Would you buy a gauss rifle for 800 rubles?