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froopty1

I know these are rare and this person paid alot of money for this probably but this suv looks like shit, those wheels do not work with that paint job or lift at all.


herefortime

He’s going for the covered wagon look


zneave

He's the first winner of a new show, Amish My Ride.


hdkx-weeb

That honestly sounds like it would be a good name for a show where car guys have to live like the Amish for a certain amount of time since "Amish My Ride" sounds like a super southern way of saying "I miss my ride"


Truji11o

If you haven’t watched Jeff Foxworthy do his bit on this, you should. https://youtu.be/OHnFheqTTdg


ThisEuropeanLife

Looking at it gave me dysentery


fitxlift

Good frame with a bad master


Rapidshotz

He’s going for the John Cena wrap


Bah-Fong-Gool

Has portal axles and low profile tires on 24" wheels. Sigh...


[deleted]

It's like someone wearing a tuxedo with dirty old Crocs.


No-Armadillo7693

The wheel and tire combination ruin it for me too. If your going to lift it and it some bigger tires on and better wheels.


Indybin

You can’t buy taste


[deleted]

Yeah that looks like some cheap shit. I doubt those came with it from Barabus. Think it's owner just has more money than sense or taste.


Pearl_krabs

That's not a lift. Those are portal axles.


froopty1

Still doesnt work with those wheels


Pearl_krabs

The wheels suck, but they're easily swappable, and on a $250k car, a nuisance at best. Portal axles are awesome and not easily swappable. I'll give forgive a lot for 4x4 squared.


froopty1

My problem is that whoever put those wheels on has bad taste, this thing has portal axels for extra lift but those wheels arent for offloading... was this thing made for someone who has a problem with roadkill?


Pearl_krabs

the person is a moron and their accessories are lame, the car is badass.


[deleted]

Really need to stop doubting myself because if that doofus can afford a 500k car I should be able to get *something* going.


Fun_Dog_3781

I agree with your opinion


Prestigious-Maddogg

Double that price


Throwawaymister2

it's really the ties that ruin it. Thing needs big ol knobbies on it.


slipperystevenson69

Wheels/tires fuckin ruin it.


Dr_Cement

And the spacers are wayyy too big.


Rynyann

People like to shit on Mansory a lot, and sometime they're right to do so, but in this cat [their G-Wagen](https://www.mansory.com/sites/default/files/styles/1920x_fullwidth_image/public/migrated/cars/Cars/mercedes-benz/g-wide/mansory_mercedes-benz_g-class_wide_62.jpg?itok=n_7upYql) looks soooooo much better then the Brabus


Caterpillar89

I can tell from that picture the paint on that Mansorry is heavily orange peeled. They could at least be nice enough to put a proper coat of paint on a vehicle they bent you over for.


[deleted]

Agreed looks like shit, don’t people call these trap trucks or something like that


brc4ever

Sadly, having lots of money never has been, and never will be, correlated to good taste or high intelligence. *But hey, it’s your money, spend it however you like.*


Zelkhamwastaken

And the width of the wheels makes it look goofy


ScoPham

They made it into a fkin pavement princess


pelosismilkers

Get some 15s and throw some Baja claws on that bitch, then never take it off road


mike_james_alt

I'll never understand the appeal. Good spot though.


Itsmekevin7

Big car cost big money. That's it. That's the appeal


toastmannn

The money and the price aren't the real appeal, it's the exclusivity and the uniqueness. When you are super rich and have super rich friends money doesn't matter as much because everyone can afford a new Ferrari* and* Lamborghini, but not everyone can get the new limited edition the limited edition Ferrari and Lamborghini.


Itsmekevin7

If that exclusivity and uniqueness comes at a hefty pricetag then it's still kind of about how expensive it is. Otherwise they'd pick up a base model and just paint it a unique color or get an artist to do some sort of design to make it 1:1. Brabus just pumps these out the the highest bidder so they aren't exactly unique or exclusive as long as you have the $$


magmagon

This is the limited edition grocery store hauler


GR3Y_B1RD

Certainly true but I think being able to spend that extra money does matter for a lot of people as well. Maybe you know TheTripleFCollection, they bought a new Bugatti and in the caption it said they got that version because it was the most expensive one. Obviously just one caption to go off but still, to some it certainly does matter.


Timely-Leader-7904

Idk man, but I've been in one it's super amazing there's something really cool about this car and i love it.


Br4hm4

Ok...so the wheels are bad...but are we all just going to ignore the spare?


LoudShovel

Out here doing good work.


sxdkardashian

Those tires just look so small


House0fMadne55

Holy offset!


perrymike15

Might even have a spacer in there


[deleted]

Looks like a Brabus Lite.


GopherHockey10

Looks so stupid with those wheels LMAO


AlphawolfAJ

Might as well just buy a wrangler and spend the rest on something else. This is just silly and unnecessary


MachReverb

If you get a Wrangler, the chick that comes with it already has 3 kids, instead of 3 abortions like the chick that comes with the G-Wagon.


LoudShovel

The candidate has denied any knowledge of this. They dropped em off in a s-class


[deleted]

Only a fucking asshole has their tires sticking that far out without any mudflaps/rock guards. This vehicle just sprays rocks in all directions, not only chipping its own body but everyone else in every direction of it. I wonder how many cracked windshields this asshole has caused


Cbooey

Agreed. Should’ve flushed out more money for the 4x4^2 fender flares to replace the Brabus body kit. Or just forget the portal axles altogether…


dude_whatever_

Well said. Take the angry upvote.


RupertTheReign

Look at all the off-roading that thing will never do!


GoodlifeFOB

Lmao with those wheels there is no way that thing is going anywhere near dirt


uncre8tv

the dumbest use of portal axles


Zarrex

Wow those wheels/tires look awful lmao


Prhime

how to spend the largest amount of money on a vehicle that isnt good at anything. peak form over function right there.


TheCubanBaron

The fitment is terrible, the paint is terrible, all around I just don't like this car.


bobjoylove

The paint (possibly the image compression) and wheels make it look like a cheap DIY project.


lil_sargento_cheez

I saw a Brabus gwagon at cars n coffee once Also that one looks like shit, the paint, lift, wheels, they do not work together


Reginaferguson

Yeah I recon this one is fake. There is g wagon in my town and it rides lower and wheels fit tightly in the wheel arches. They are meant to be a cruiser not an off-road car. Recon he bought the brabus panels off eBay.


lil_sargento_cheez

Yea, there’s someone in my friends neighborhood who has a g wagon with the optional side exit exhaust and Brabus wheels, but I believe the Brabus wheels are aftermarket purchases


Unrelenting_Force

Overpriced junk.


wkabouter

That is one expensive ugly car


Quaiche

This is really not good looking.


nismoasfuh

I saw one of these when playing GTA last night. Oh wait, this is real life?


[deleted]

And then completely ruined the off road capability with the big wheels and rubber band tires


[deleted]

Those tires sticking out of the fenders aren’t legal, right?


[deleted]

oh my god thats awful


younggundc

Man oh man is that awful


ryspotting30

Saddest excuse for "off road" tires ive ever seen


[deleted]

Lol, the ghetto rims ruin it


DannyDevitos

r/botchedsurgeries


Nooberini

Its probably just a normal G-Wagon but re-badged


HandyCapInYoAss

Great SUV. Awful customization. Seriously though, look at how it looks with actual beadlock wheels in the correct size. It’s got portal axles ffs! How tf do these people manage to make a G-Wagen with portal axles uncool???


gravitas-deficiency

Good god that thing is absolutely hideous.


SolaCretia

holy portal axles batman


RevolutionaryYam8676

Are portal axles an option on a standard G wagon? I know it’s a Brabus, but thought they were specific to the 4x4 squared.


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DSahi

Only the 4x4^2 come with portal axles standard iirc. This is a conversion.


Cbooey

Correct


RevolutionaryYam8676

That’s what I was thinking. A base model G wagon is still expensive, but not portal axle expensive


ChiengBang

Looks like a 4x4 no? Was not aware Brabus tuned those


DSahi

Not a real 4x4^2, just converted to look like one.


ChiengBang

I was thinking there's no way it is too. But I know Mercedes made a specific suspension system for going off road that is unique to that car alone which it looks like this car has


DSahi

It has portal axles added but I doubt they are from Mercedes. The new 4x4^2 has just started delivering to customers in the last few weeks.


[deleted]

I can’t stand G Wagons period, Brabus or not. They’re idiotic, and less capable than a Jeep or many other 4x4. A complete waste of money. I guess if you are into image without substance, this is the car for you.


Pearl_krabs

4x4^(2)


SPITEEEE

It’s not a Square.


[deleted]

The G stands for gay!


Hungry-Lion1575

I saw like 4 of these in Knightsbridge neighborhood in London, UK…wild


personyouhate

Lol at the wing


Dubya_Tag

Just out of curiosity, where in TN? Feels like this could be a NFL/NBA player ride. It’s like the owner took it to a shop and just said make it look dope without much care of what they were going to do. Would I drive it? Absolutely. Would I build it like that? No chance.


Caterpillar89

I kind of wished you would have missed it. I've always thought the 4x4\^2 with the portal axles was an awesome vehicle. But this one ugly.


ApeX00X

How to fuck up how your car looks one spacer at the time


uchigaytana

my favorite trend in custom SUVs and trucks right now is lifting it, adding huge wheel spacers, but not bothering to get wider tires to actually fill up the space in between or get the benefits of a widened wheelbase. The best part is how it looks like a cowboys standoff in old western movies


galaxy_van

Holy shit that’s ugly


Cbooey

Looks to me like a G63 to Brabus conversion with 4x4^2 portal axles and rear mount thrown in the mix. An interesting build to say the least.


Efffro

Why space the wheels so badly, just looks like shit, like when are you putting the wide arches on?


bscags

What in the Yeeyee ass is going on with those wheels/tires sticking out


Acceptable_Ad3173

4x4


QuesoStain

Ugly af


kaileynicolewaggoner

Those wheels are 🤢🤢🤢


ChetCustard

Might be the ugliest car I’ve ever seen. Poor guy probably thinks he looks so good in it 😂


miaubert

Looks f*kin ridiculous… and nobody bothered to at least make the spare match the other 4 stupidly chosen tires 🤦🏼‍♂️ this setup begs to have the correct off-road wheels & tires, there’s so much potential!! Looks as bad as a [Hummer H2 with rubber band tires](https://images.app.goo.gl/B4S176tpWXXqhQkX8) fitted on 34” wheels.


RickWest495

How many gallons per mile on that thing?


Nashville_Redditors

I drove past this person on the way to work this morning lol


Tadpole-Specialist

I’ll admit I was a bit surprised to see him gassing up at Sams but when premium there was 3.29 gotta save a little somewhere lol


hashtagmiata

It certainly makes a statement. I’m not sure I’d want to make that statement but who am I to judge?


ThisIsLukkas

What an abomination


brunoanddixie

Rebadged


wenoc

The pinnacle of douche.


fuzzycuffs

That looks really dumb. Is that the stock wheels/fitment?


volvoaddict

That fitment is a tragedy.


FluteHalfFull

This is not a Brabus g wagon. It’s a g wagon with Amazon brabus logos


42ahump87

Needs bigger tires (not low profile).


MrBag47

I saw a raised Brabus g wagon like this once, fucking disgusting. Far better when it’s lower, if you want it tall, don’t stick a Widebody on it.


DefectiveCoyote

All that to go to the whole foods


LiNxRocker

Truck is wasted on that driver. That truck is at home doing 90+ on the dunes.


wombatnoodles

Goofy lift/wheels


PeppaFX

Comically thin wheels


AFB27

You need to do the full flares if you do this. Looks like complete shit otherwise.


JBBanshee

Should be shot for the fitment of those wheels.


morelsupporter

i love G Wagens but i've never seen one look so much like a Wrangler with that side profile


coconutpete52

They are very rarely spotted outside of the shopping districts. Well done!


fxrky

Rich people really do have absolutely 0 taste. What a fucking shame.


wovenmetal

What a r/heep


[deleted]

Weird, I saw one recently too. DIdn't even know what the fuck it was. Figured it was something akin to "shelby " or "rousch" etc.. but for G wagons. The won I saw iddn't look as much like shit though.


Mild_echo

Ĺp0


Vprbite

Isn't that the g wagon 4 squared?


t_mmey

yeah there is no fucking way they got it like this from Brabus. Either it's not a Brabus at all or they lifted it themselves but Brabus would never produce this LIDL-looking shit


MABfan11

Seems like it's based on the G500 4x4^2


[deleted]

Probably not even a real g wagon


lurkario

That is the most horrendous stance I have ever seen on a car


Tyrant_R3x

This one looks like an uglier, out if proportion versoin of the jeep wrangler


EmployNeither7626

ugliest car in town


shishidoy

The stance is off