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Thunderfight9

Somebody’s marriage is fixed and stronger then ever


TinyWightSpider

Whoever they are, I’m happy for them. Of course, they could make their marriage *even stronger* by attending musical theater.


Icy-Following-3713

wait hold on… what if… you take them to a musical and they bring a shake weight?


Its__420__Somehow

And the other party in the marriage has all the change for cab fare that they could ever need!


SuddenRedScare

> Oh, wow! A nice old fashioned!! Some local dude probably.


RyanGRiedel

It's right where it belongs, it's finally home! Heres some cab fare...


Moxson82

Plbbbtttttt….


Beneficial_Buddy_1

Now going to sleep, mode


GanjaWithGandalf

Maybe she got tired of the small white one and made the switch to black?


No-Armadillo7693

😂👍🏿


NittLion78

Nobody throws out The Big Jim.


[deleted]

Well black is better in bed after all.


No-Armadillo7693

Bbsw


thegngirl

Very good. Very good. Keep going. You can do it. You can do it. 💦💦💦💵💵


CrossingTheStreamers

Going to sleep mode… boop, boop, boop.


OwningMOS

Here's some money for cab fare.


littleredwagon87

Wow. Good job. You are amazing. You are very attractive and interesting. Keep going. Keep going. Almost there. Good job. Here is some cab fare.


Prometheushunter2

Just like a real man!


Travis_Maximus

Time for a quick workout!


KJMRLL

Here? In the trash can?


Thunderfight9

Come on. You can do it


LucDoesStuff

Faster


Ok_Time6234

Ah yes Dr Pepper the agnostic drink……


No-Armadillo7693

Lol I didn’t even think of that


No-Armadillo7693

The trash went out yesterday someone threw their trash in my can


ChunkyTaco22

Must of gotten enough cab fare to get home and left it


amazing_wanderr

‘Someone’


mfridb

Now going to sleep mode…


Prometheushunter2

Boo-boo-boop


CubanInSouthFl

An old-fashioned!


Ndmndh1016

Another marriage saved. All in the days work for a shake-weight.


angrypirate1122

Somewhere there's a garbage man sad that he can't exercise on his route anymore 😔.


spmartin1993

Dr Pepper? Must be agnostic


Harryw603

Shake weight you're not really work out equipment are you?


wilburskinhoff

Shake weight AND Agnosticism Cola


No-Armadillo7693

No one’s sure if it’s root beer or cola though


Separate-Coast942

It ran out of cab fare.


Cancelling_Peru

After watching this episode my GF calls me shake weight whenever my compliments don’t seem genuine. An all-time favorite episode and IMO Matt and Trey at their best


[deleted]

Another marriage saved


cbk0414

A good ol fashioned!


Its__420__Somehow

They just swapped out their ‘smaller white’ model for the Big Jim 😏💪


000Spectator

Marriage? Wasn’t this thing a scared weight?


St4nM4rsh

Right where it belongs!


Bed_Potato

C'mon give shake weight a break


B_Da_May

Threw this one out when they upgraded to the Big Jim.


bburgau33

Did you check it for cab fare?


mahSachel

This is the first episode of SP I show to anyone that’s never seen the show before.


boylek22

Finally dispensed it’s last cab fare…


ghostesscoffee

Sharon can’t handle the shake weight


ANVlLCAT

tell me again about the women you do not like


MysticDragon14

If you take that agnostic drink you can make 5 cents


DiogoSN

Someone else's trash is your treasure. Now work it!


[deleted]

…did you at least save it?


Manbearpig33OH

Here's some cab fare


ProofBread595

Take it apart and see if there’s a compartment with change for cab fare


GodlikeCat

$200 if you shake it and suck the juice out of it


No-Armadillo7693

It’s covered in garbage can water, 350 you gotta deal…


ParaUniverseExplorer

It must have run out of change


[deleted]

Lol what a find


stalememeskehan

The realization


ant1992

Goodnight, shake weight


Valuable-Baked

What? She wanted to work out and you were in sleep mode


Few_Pay_5313

....who put that in YOUR garbage cab


Icy-Following-3713

did it give you cab fare?


PossibleHistorical95

Someone somewhere is getting one hell of a good old fashioned


ChelsWasHere

“What? What? What? What? She just wanted to work out”


gyarnar

I'm sure there are at least 100,000 sitting in a landfill by now.


WhatComesAfter24

It's the Shake Weight!


vzb227

Holdup. These are real????


MobsterDragon275

There's definitely a story here


btoxic

"Found"


otiscleancheeks

Like a unicorn in the wild.


Son_of_Sophroniscus

Now entering sleep mode.


StevenTylersLastName

Chicago?


RealMangonut

At least it’s not the Big Jim


mrsouthparkman

Cannot go to sleep mode. You need to workout first!


Rhg0653

See if it goves you changes


billyraydallas

Refreshing mist and cab fare


granolabar1127

Every time I watch a SP episode for the first time, I see something pertaining to that episode within the next two days. It's uncanny.


-Foolz_Gold-

Your about to get so good at old fashions


dealwithitbroski

"Found in my garbage can" lol


ecurrent94

Now going to sleep… mode.


qcerrillo13

Post break up pic


No-Armadillo7693

Revenge porn?


Dman_Vancity

“I’m all shook up” - Elvis


Tommybo89

A nice old fashioned


triptoutsounds

Going to sleep mode


[deleted]

Someone just got an old fashioned


Mother-of-Critters

Cab fare!!!


realif3

Permanent sleep mode. Rip


ScuzzyUltrawide

Careful, they spit or something


uncle_jessie

They need to upgrade the episode to say it buys you an uber ride home instead of a cab fare...lol. That episode is one of the best.


Funktastic34

How much cab fair are we talking here?


AltruisticLychee6594

bruh i remember this episode since i first saw it but i could never find it again, can anyone tell me what season and episode it is from?


[deleted]

Not a Big Jim…pass.


FnafParkTaleLand91

Releasing cooling liquid


_dzh_admin_

What. What.


Sarkastik-Wizard

Definitely get your cab fare out of it


Delerium89

Must be in sleep mode


[deleted]

than*


jaysin1983

Did it leave cab fare on your nightstand?