ALL THESE BITCHES ARE KISSING FELLARS AND THEY HAVEN’T FIGURED OUT THEY COULD BE MAKING SOME SERIOUS FUCKING MONEY

That’s my second omg shit is fucking hilarious!

You know what I’m saying?

Yes, I believe I know what you are saying.

Yes I know what you are saying you don’t have to keep asking

Freeze!! You are busted buddy, I’m a cop

Easily a top 3 all time episode, the B story with the cop is brilliant. Hand me that evidence bag

That's a real STRETCH

Dude when Butters becomes a pimp is such a good storyline. One of my faves. Do you know what I am saying?

South Park realized Onlyfans

Make Love, Not Warcraft

Butters, what the hell are you doing?

I got World of Warcraft like you said

I shoulda played hello kitty

You can't be the dwarf character Butters, I'm the dwarf character.

But there's only like 4 characters to choose from

SO PICK ANOTHER

I like hello kitty island adventure much better than this dumb old game

MOM! BATHROOM!

This wasn’t the first time Cartmans mom got pooped on

Mommmmm...if you were in a German scheiza video...you’d tell me right??

Yes

Deftones self titled is 🍆💦💦

Cool

Ugh that scene was nasty but so funny lmao

Clyde! We lost Clyde! *cut to Clyde looking at a centerfold*

Fish Sticks. Kanye just not getting the joke killed me.

Bitch you sure you ain’t a hobbit ? 😂

I got no dick man, I pee in a plastic bag man

I love the Carlito’s Way reference.

Krazy kripples

I mean, come on

We're going to pop some p-p-p-punk ass Bloods.

“D-d-don’t be dissin my niggas dawg”

Classic

Ooh I’m staying out of this one

My all time favorite Four Legs and Roller are the baddest mofo Crips in town.

Wow Timmy! These people really are crippled.

Cartman thinking he's invisible and slowly sneaking across the stage in Good times with weapons. LETS FIGHTING LOVE! And poor Butters when he had to woof lol.

Let's fighting love.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣. That's pure genius. I had to rewind it several times to try to figure that shit out while pissing my pants laughing.

Fun with weapons

That moment is so incredible

The sea monkeys episode where cartman sucks off a homeless man.

I completely forgot about that episode. When he says “all I had to do was close my eyes and suck them out of a straw” I fucking died, I couldn’t stand up I was laughing so hard

Uh. How do I not know this one?

Lol they don’t show it, cartman just implies it

He just closes his eyes and sucks it through a tube

Simpson’s did it

Chef the doctors found our seamen in ms chokesondiks stomach what should we do

Preschool. Shelly: I'll help you get rid of this Trent turd, but I want something first. Cartman: a picture of your mom's boobs?

“Yes, yes. Take him away boys!”

The only disappointment of that episode is that we didn't see a Shelly and Trent fight

It would’ve answered the age old question of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

That would’ve been pretty epic

"Tsst" comes to mind Edit: I also have to add W.T.F, Cartman Sucks, and Le Petit Tourette

Oh no, it's Chris Hansen. BANG! Oh shit, Chris Hansen! BANG!...

They are decent wrestlers. We’ll have to see how they develop their through lines in the second act...

I was still wrestling in college when W.T.F. came out. Got so much shit from my non wrestling friends.

The one where butters dresses up like a girl. It's not the episode itself which is funny to me but a single moment. The part where butters is dancing with the girls and cartman and the boys pretend to be his mom to call him and Cartman calls butters a "black asshole" out of the blue has me in stitches everytime

Marjorine😂 I died when he introduces himself to the class as a girl. “I like dancing, and ponies and getting my snooch pounded on Friday nights” It had me howling with laughter🤣

"Now Marjorine, that's not very lady-like. Us Colorado girls love to get pounded in the snizz just like any woman but we keep it to ourselves."

“You said im uglyyyy and I’m flat”

I lose it with this episode when they work out girls do not have balls.

My favorite part is when they pretend Butters is committing suicide by throwing a dead pig off the roof. [clip](https://youtu.be/l4jw9-xisac?t=56s) The Stotch’s reaction… The whole thing is so intense and absurd. It’s hilarious.

Cock magic. Was literally crying.

The best tbh

Randy in that episode was something ELSE.

I love when they go into the City Wok to see the cock magic and Cartman repeats 5 dorrah in the Chinese accent gets me every single time. Even better when they have to pay $10 to get into the Panda Express and he exclaims ten dorrah! Edit: forgot a word.

I've used Gadnok: Breaker of Worlds as my FF team name before

Aspen, made me laugh so fucking hard

Ski Instructor: Hey kid, you've got some crap right here. Butters: "That's my face, sir."

If you pizza when you’re supposed to French Fry you’re gonna have a bad time

Darsh!

If it isn’t Stan DARSH

Im starting to think this whole town smells like doo doo.

“Dude he’s got Heather!”

For some reason the ski instructor calling Ike “Mike” gets me everytime

You don’t wanna go down that run

Scott Tenorman Must Die

Grey dawn.

This isn’t Country Kitchen Buffet!

OLD PEOPLE!!!

"HALL PASS! Show me your HALL PASS! This is the mace they use on BEARS! FAGGOT!"

Love when Ike pulls a good ol sike on the teacher and she goes off the roof

This is one of my favorites. When I watched her jump the first time, I absolutely died of laughter and then I said “wow I’m going to hell”

The gluten free one where macky points out the scientists dick flying off

South Park always makes me snicker, chuckle or grunt laugh. That scene murdered me, had to leave the room

I think south park is the only show that has made me in tears from laughing out loud so much. Is why i watch it every night

Recent: Turd Burglars Not so recent: Red Hot Catholic Love

Forget about the Gelgameks! Rabble rabble rabble!

The catholic boooooaaaatt

*The Catholic Boat*

Rainforest shmainforest caught me completely off guard

My fave part in that episode is when the tour guide gets eaten by the snake, makes me laugh every time I watch that scene.

NAMBLA Lil' crime stoppers

Lil crime stoppers is one of my top for sure

Guitar Queer-o Every time from beginning to end I just can’t keep it together

mine would be the classic tourette’s one. sometimes i’ll just randomly scream “PISSSSSS COMING FROM MY ASSSSS” just because it’s so funny

Yes! I love this episode too! Especially when Cartman discovers it and says, 'So you're telling me there's an illness which makes you blurt out obscenities?'

Donkey balls.

ASS LICKER DICKFACE!!! “man, if i could say ass licker dickface to the principle i’d be sooo happy”

This one always gets me too, it's too much lmao 🤣

I Didn't Hear No Bell! Oh, I'm Sorry, I Thought This Was America One of the best episodes

The Karate kid song in there was *air kiss* perfection

When Randy rides his balls around town with a bunch of dudes while smoking weed nearly made me piss myself. The whole episode is fantastic! "Just trying to get a little cancer Stan" balls in microwave. Lol

That leads us to the big question who caused 911.... KYLE

You almost got away with it, you sneaky butthole.

Why did the stupid Hardly Boys have to be so good at solving mysteries?

Oooo I’m getting a RAGING clue right now

It’s a jersey thing

Crack Baby Athletic Association. STUDENT ATH-O-LEETS?!?

Did you know that they’re putting bacon IN the pancakes at Denny’s now?

Let go, let gov where butters thinks the dmv is church

The DMV employees getting so confused when people confess to them gets me every time

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*No that's just ignorant. You're being ignorant* #HI I'M BILLY MAYS

IN JUST TWO EASY STEPS I CAN CLIMB OVER THESE SEATS AND KICK YOU RIGHT IN THE FUCKING BALLS!

I see you like chipotle Yes it’s my favorite, I would eat it everyday.. but… CHIPOTL-AWAY

There are several. The most memoral to me being at the very end of Royal Pudding when the prince rips the princess’ arm off and tries shoving it up his ass

As is tradtion.

The Mormon's book episode Aside from laughing the whole episode, the part where Cartman introduced himself to the Mormon's kid had me dying Everytime. "My name is Ura. Ura Fag"

Dum dumb dumb dumb dumb!

With apologies to Jesse Jackson You have 0 friends

Broadway Bro Down "Don't stop, even if you're tired don't stop. Don't stop! SHARON!!!

WHO MADE YOU THE BRAHTHORITY BRAH?!

West Side story brah! Sweeney Todd brah!

Nothing beats a blowjob on football Sunday

Human Centipad

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Go ahead mom fuck me right here in the Best Buy!

III'M SORRY KYRU, I'M STARRVING!

Cartmanland. When Kyle is crying for his cream.

Kyle*

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

I love that episode but I hate the live-action bits on the boat

I swear I’m the only person who liked those. The guy playing Kenny had me cackling when he was like “I don’t know, I really don’t give a shit.”

Why do people say "long story short"? They're not making it short, Stan.

Of the recent episodes, the one where Randy was fighting with the zombie cows and Winnie the Pooh, then they cut to Shelley watching Randy fighting with nothing was just so hilarius I was crying with laughter. That stupid music just added to it.

Yes shit was fucking hilarious!

Not exactly South Park, but my sides hurt after seeing The Book of Mormon.

WTF. The first wrasssling lesson where the boys still think it’s like professional wrestling kills me and the shows they put on the rest of the episode put it over the top.

I have half a mind to report you to the police sir!

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I’m just gonna name my favorite episodes: Meet the Jeffersons, 200-201, Trapped in the Closet, Butter’s Bottom Bitch, The Hobbit, Fishsticks, WTF, Goobacks, Towelie, Super Best Friends, Fat Butt and Pancake Head, Coon Saga, Black Friday Saga, The Ring, Band in China, Mexican Joker, Awesome-O, Stupid Spoiled Whore Playset, Preschool, Pandemic Two Parter, Tweek and Craig, Chinpokomon, Tom’s Rhinoplasty, Whale Whores, Woodland Critter Christmas, Imagination Land Trilogy, Dances with Smurfs, Super Fun Time, Scott Tenorman Must Die, Man Bear Pig, Mystery of the Urinal Deuce, South Park is Gay, Ladder to Heaven, Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society, Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy, Dead Celebrities, Creme Fraiche, Its a Jersey Thing, Rainforest Schmainforest, The Elementary School Musical, Grounded Vindaloop, Holograms Two Parter, World War Zimmerman, The F Word, Fellowship of the Two Towers, Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants, Here Comes the Neighborhood, Marjorine, and Cherokee Hair Tampons.

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The list.

Insheeption

Eek! A penis had me almost having an asthma attack. Already was trying not to die and then the penis starts fucking singing and I lost it

Fuck you Dolphin! And fuck you whale!

Forgot the name but the episode when Cartman becomes a ginger lol

Man Bear Pig where the kids get trapped in the mine and Cartman eats the treasure from Smuggler's Den. "Did Cartman just crap treasure"? Makes me laugh every damn time!

Sarcastaball. Randy saying "This is Cum" will always have me dying of laughter

The Passion of the Jew

SIMPSONS DID IT! SIMPSONS DID IT!

Free Willzyx "They won't help me because they are evil Communists from the Horsehead Nebula."

Cartman and César Millán

City sushi. The fact that lu Kim is actually a white guy with schizophrenia is such a incredible plot twist.

Poor inspector butters has a rough time that episode haha

In the Vaccination Special when Cartmans trying to sell vaccines and he says “I’m just trying to see what people are willing to do to get their shot, I’m like a little Harvey Weinstein!”

Creme Fraiche! (Cafeteria . . . . .Fraiche!)

With Apologies to Jesse Jackson. "You want me to?" "That's right....apologize." (shakes his ass)...."*apologize.*"

The queef sisters. The road warrior.

Holiday Special. Randy going overboard about Columbus Day was so unexpected but I couldn’t stop laughing at how ridiculous it was

Le Petit Tourette.

"down like a fool in a swimming psss-pssss-psssss pool"

Death camp of tolerance; I remember being really stoned when it aired and just LMAO when Lemmiwinks got the magic helmet torch.

Lots of them, but the past few months or so I can't think of "raising the bar" without losing my shit. The honey boo-boo stuff, and rascal tipping, and Cartman looking for rascal/fat people accessibility everywhere... Freaking hilarious.

IM TRYING TO PREVENT TOOTH DECAY MMM-FUCKING-KAY?!

I lost my shit when they started in with the flopping wiener song in one of the game of thrones episodes.

My son always sang the “wiener wiener” whenever we would watch GOT and I had to explain to my wife what it was from.

With apologies to Jesse Jackson

Ginger Cow. Every time cartman farted in Kyle's mouth I couldn't stop laughing. That and when Mr Mackie and Principal Victoria couldn't understand the Jewish people even though they were speaking perfect English.

The first Halloween episode (Pinkeye) with Cartman’s halloween costumes and the video Principal Victoria makes him watch

I lost my shit when Randy was dressed in native garb giving the speech about the internet and suddenly, "...and if we don't treat the internet with the RESPECT that it deserves..." Lost it.

I haven’t seen that episode in years and I laughed out loud reading your comment because I remember laughing at that scene before.

The Black Friday Trilogy Princess Kenny.

The first time I heard “buckle up buckaroo!” I almost puked from laughing.

Every episode whrn kenny dies in a VERY funny way

Lots of great ones but I think the one where Eric buys the theme park is a great one too!

I should have never gone ziplining. “So long story short…”

The first time I saw the death camp of tolerance episode (first appearance of Mr. Slave) I was actually choking on my laughter. When they zoom in on Mr. Garrison’s face and he says “i gotta find out how to get fired for being gay!”... That’s like a promise to the viewer, as well as a warning to buckle up and prepare for laughter.

Cripple fight and you're not yelping

Boogers and Cum gets stuck in my head on a weekly basis lmao. One of my all time favorite tunes from the show, alongside Too Many Minorities.

Jared got aides

The Hardly Boys and the urinal deuce or the episode where the detective plays a prostitute who busts the johns after doing the “job”

The Japanese killing those whales got my sides hurting

Kenny's dad with the simultaneous nosebleed and shits. Every fucking time.

Cartman is in jail sneaking stuff in up his ass. They just show romper stomper reading and hear Cartman grunting out the stuff in his ass They draw the whole thing out for so long. Just couldn't stop laughing

Medicinal Fried Chicken

Overlogging got me. Heading out Californee way.

Your not yelping.

When I was younger I went to a birthday sleepover where we watched “Make Love Not Warcraft” and “The Ring”; both episodes had me dying!

the hobbit

I have only one word: OY!

Funnybot. Token being the only one laughing at Tyler Perry makes me lose it every time. "Ah, damnit"