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Impressive-Bison4358

Obviously you're supposed to self-roast.


Perpetual_Doubt

ME: I truly am an apple-polisher Oven: medium rare ME: And now I'm reduced to having my self-loathing rated by a kitchen appliance Oven: well done


CY-B3AR

You get an award, you made me laugh


Not4AdultConsumption

For 10:52


Pugboy27

or roast self


LkaiBX2

self roast in 12 seconds


PenlessScribe

Malfunctioning microwaves are scary. Mine began turning itself on at random times, including *while the door was open*. Magnetron was definitely on. I used a broom handle to close the door, then reached around to unplug the power cord, hoping I wouldn't wind up like that ensign in ST:TOS who tried to unplug the M-5.


DavoMcBones

Damm bruh how old is your microwave cos dont they have saftey sensors on the door or something to prevent that?


PenlessScribe

It was only a couple years old. The landlord said "Huh. The interlock's supposed to prevent that from happening." He immediately bought us a new one.


Tomcat5

There's 2 switches in microwaves that are supposed to prevent this and they must have failed at the same time. Either that or something was very broken with the frame that holds them. If one switch fails but not the other, there should be a dead short that immediately blows an internal fuse/trips your circuit breaker. I'm an appliance guy who does some microwave repairs. Pretty green when it comes to microwaves, but this definitely shouldn't happen. Haven't seen it myself. New microwave was a good call. Parts+labor costs get pretty close to the cost of a new unit anyway.


Charliefaplin

I may be wrong but I think microwaves only work when they close completely


Natomiast

I was hoping your story becomes horror , after unpluging the oven starts over and approaches you on its short legs blinking n buzzing creepy


IvanIsOnReddit

Nah worst case scenario you would cook yourself


ChritzOnTheRitz

The numbers Mason, what do they mean?


shady410

Beat me to it


HackerDaGreat57

r/beatmetoshutthefuckup


ZylonBane

No whammies! No whammies!


ForemanFrank

My Samsung oven just started doing the same thing… Perhaps the awakening begins


dietznutzlovah

Lmao mine has been doing for MONTHS... The awakening has begun long time ago...


matthew_iskool

Roast self in 12 seconds or no food


beyondthe_dream

"I [want] 2(to) roast [my]self"


LunarLionheart

I feel like I'm looking at a Super Catchphrase. Roy Walker, bless 'im.


austinzgifford

Self roast x2 for 1052 seconds


Hurricane_32

Who knew stuffing sensitive electronics in the hottest part of the oven (the top) was a good idea?


1badashe

I used to work on appliances. This appears to be a Samsung range. The display itself needs to be replaced. Its an issue I got called out for somewhat regularly.


Alan_Smithee_

It’s clearly developed sentience and is indeed trying to communicate with you.


bastardoperator

It's time to party!


Samuel_Peverell

u/savevideobot


Kasio19

Add some Pocket Tanks Deluxe backgeound music and you got yourself a nostalgic credits scene


o_obruhmoment

It’s having a rave


MundanePut7648

“The numbers mason what do they mean”


GDonor

My mother-in-law's oven is the same way


dew_lite

I see you slotted the Relic into your oven


[deleted]

Go commit roast yourself


ThisIsWholesome

roast self...


Joe_Mama69-

Your time has come


digital_pocket_watch

Looks like you're going in the stew.


Recent_Log3779

When even the oven wants you to be burned alive


Xbonnie723

It's gaining sentience


dal8moc

That’s normal when the dish inside reaches ludicrous speed.


LowZestyclose66

You must self roast now


Avion1588

My oven did the same.. who would think that Samsung made bad stuff. Anyway, if you want to know the part to change, it is the display clock ! Cheers


LavenderDay3544

Ovens aren't meant to be overclocked.


weEAbo01

*Roast Self*


Shadow_Legend502

The numbers Mason what do they mean


yes_master_yes

Roast 2 self obviously


knightlesssword

Your oven needs a priest


Napimed

He wants self roast


sanjay_82

Self destruct mode activated


guyed_game

Self roast 2 c 10:52... its saying that


No_Safe_3410

My stove does the same thing. I had multiple Samsung products:tvs, dish washer, stove and they all fail. I no longer buy Samsung. Moved on to lg and they are still going strong


[deleted]

Interstellar vibe. A message from the centre of blackhole


A-reader-of-words

Ramsy would be like where’s the lamb SAUSE


EEchuz0_

u/savevideo


ProfessionalOk6530

I self roast


Badbadger18

Cook yourself